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[bratbarzal]

Btw what’s your favorite Jarvy moment. I have many but top three are

1. “Buddy do you know who I am”

2. 1000 yard stare while spraying water on the staff member

3. Whenever he skates off the ice and down the tunnel fast as fuck boi and everyone gets out of the way of him barreling past them

*honorable mention: erm actually , Jarvy yapping to the ref from the naughty boy box, “me being a GM? Fuck no”

I LOVE SETH JARVIS, HARVARD ALUMNI AND CERTIFIED SPEED DEMON!! ALL OF THE ABOVE (especially the 1000 yard stare) but also

1) this entire tiktok from the canes. an icon honestly and if anyone ever succeeds in media training him I’ll throw myself into deep deep waters

2) him seriously walking around in this shirt while he was mid contract negotiations. unhinged behaviour

3) the story from four nations where all of his friends from winnipeg drove 30 hours to boston to watch him play in the final 😭😭 this is the kind of wholesome chaos crossover we love over here

4) HIM AND THE KID WHO DRESSED AS HIM FOR HALLOWEEN

5) “how does my hair look?” with the worst fucking haircut I’ve seen in my whole life and every time it flashes he’s mid yap I just know he’s the bane of the photographers entire existence

6) the sour patch kids just dropping from his jersey lmao

7) his twitter q&a, specifically:

8) him trying to argue his penalty lmao

9) anytime he’s bouncing around svech like an adorable child

10) BABY JARVY (especially bleachella!JARVY bc wtf)

[filmgifs]

SHOWGIRLS (1995) dir. Paul Verhoeven

[popcultureds]

SCREAM (1996) dir. Wes Craven

[cottagecheese1]

unhinged worlds 3

summary: A few years after your father died, your mother marries a new man, to you having a new family meant new beginnings, but what happens when your new beginning comes spiraling apart just because of the people that made them.

paring: dark stepdad Andy Barber x reader x dark dbf Lloyd Hansen x reader x dark stepbrother Johnny storm x reader x dark bbf Colin Shea. warnings- (DDLG undertones) stepcest, Johnny is NOT Andy's biological father, he is the adopted son. smut, do not engage if you are uncomfortable with any of the following, spanking, blackmail, p in v, edging, thigh riding, oral, fingering.

Series master list right here

This all seemed so wrong–actually it was wrong. The way Andy was eating you out like a madman between your thighs seemed too good to be true, and the fact that some deep part of you liked this made you shiver. Maybe it was because of the foreign praise Johnny and Colin gave you while you squirmed in their grasp while desperately trying to give yourself an ounce of freedom.

“Aww, honey I just know you’re so close already”, Colin said with a mocking grin.

Apparently, Andy didn’t seem to be fooled by your desperate attempt to conceal the moans that were forced out of the back of your throat, because you felt his mouth attach to your clit and aggressively start sucking. You suddenly jumped back, trying to create some sort of distance between the both of you. Andy then just wrapped his arms around your thighs–pulling you closer, which caused a sudden spasm to exit your body.

“Mmm, look at you sweetheart, all sensitive and shit,” Johnny cooed while pinching your exposed nipples, which caused you to let out a weak squeal.

Colin chuckled and squeezed your other nipple roughly, “She’s just a Baby Johnny, she obviously can’t help it,” he said as he leaned down and pecked your forehead. “can’t you Honey? You’ve never felt this good, have you?”

You really haven’t ever felt this good before. Not that you would ever let any of the three men know that, but the desperate whine you let out as Andy shoved his tongue deeper inside of you just made the two men taunt you more, and the unwanted pleasure that Andy was giving you and with the crude words that spilled out of Johnny and Colin–you could feel that tension building up in your lower stomach want to unravel.

Johnny brushed your hair off your sweat covered forehead with his hand, then leaned down to give you a slight peck on your temple, “C'mon sweetheart, go ahead and cum for me–I know you want to.”, Johnny said with a teasing coo.

Andy then reached up to rub your clit, and that was your breaking point. You no longer could hold in that burning sensation, so you just let it go–feeling your body unravel all at once felt like heaven–you must have not noticed the pornographic moan you let out because the chatter of how ‘pretty she sounds’ came to topic.

As soon as your senses finally came back, you didn’t feel loved or cared about at all. You felt dirty, used even. As you lay on the couch with teary eyes, trying to keep up with the sound of your heartbeat, just so you could try to focus on anything other than the situation you're currently in.

Andy snapped you out of your train of thought when you felt your body being set up to lean against Johnny. Suddenly feeling exposed you bring your knees up to your chest while trying to somewhat cover your exposed chest, but considering the only two bare naked people in the room are You and Johnny–it didn’t seem to surprise you.

Andy then grabbed your chin and tilted your head up, so your gaze was meeting his, then he said, “You did really good honey, I know that was scary, but you sat there and took it like a big girl. Daddy’s so so proud of you.”, he then leaned in to give you a soft kiss on the lips.

Even though his praises did make you feel a little better–you couldn’t stop shaking–the heater broke at the end of spring, so it was always extra chilly in your house. That's why you always wore comfy sweaters around.

Johnny seemed to notice how much you were shivering when he wrapped his arms around you because he said, “You cold baby? Don’t you know I’m a human furnace?”, he asked with a teasing tone. You responded with a small, “yes..I’m cold”, and Johnny seemed to take that as a pass to go ahead and pull you on top of his lap while he adjusted his arms to wrap around you more tightly.

You didn’t even notice Andy left because he came back with what looks like one of his cable knit sweaters and a fresh pair of panties, then he made his way over to you with long strides before kneeling in front of you.

“Daddy got you a nice cozy sweater and fresh pair of panties for his special girl.” Andy said softly as he pulled the overly large sweater over your head and pulled the cotton panties up your legs.

Colin cooed teasingly at your flushed face before saying, “aww, that was nice sweetheart, what do you say?”, you looked down at your lap and fidgeted with your fingers–trying to hide your flushed face.

Andy chuckled before responding for you, “Don’t tease her, she’s just a little shy right now. Isn’t that right honey?”, you look at Andy's smug expression before nodding.

He kisses your forehead before standing back up and sitting by you and Johnny, “That reminds me, your uncle Lloyd is coming tomorrow to stay for a while–you don’t know him honey, but-”, Andy gets cut off by Johnny when he quickly responds with, “That fucker is NOT my uncle. Why is that asshole coming anyway?” Andy rolls his eyes at his banter before he continues.

“Well, I’ve been telling him about our little angel, and he wants to come and see her.”, Andy says sternly. This conversation between them both seemed to make you perk up because, who is Lloyd? Why has he been telling this man about you?

Andy seemed to sense your concern, so he pulled you onto his lap, “Oh honey, there's no reason to be worried...”, he said before he adjusted you on his lap, so you were straddling his legs, then he rested his hands on your hips.

Andy then continued, “Lloyd really likes you sweet girl, so there would be no reason for him to be mean to you unless you’re not very nice, but I won’t have to worry about that because you're a good girl, right?” You paused, trying to process his words, but the expression on his face said, ‘give me an answer now.’ so you just nodded.

“Words angel, I wanna hear that pretty voice.” Andy said sternly, so you responded “Yeah”, you could tell that wasn’t what he was looking for, but he seemed to settle thankfully.

Colin then pitched in, “don’t believe him baby, that guy is a total asshole–he’s probably into some fucked up shit-” Andy cut him off quickly before scolding, “Stop that, you’re scaring her..remember you’re in my house Colin.”

This new information makes you nervous. Scared actually. What if Colin was right–just like he was right about Andy. All you felt right now was overwhelmed and afraid, you never asked for any of this, so now you could only assume this random man was gonna come here and do worse things to you.

You could feel a sob bubbling up in your throat, chest tight, heart racing, you don’t know why you felt embarrassed about the tears that were running down your face. They are the ones doing this to you, it's not your fault, but you couldn’t seem to think when you were hyperventilating and a fresh rack of sobs coming out all at once.

Andy tried to calm you down, rubbing your back and squeezing you in a tight hug did little to cease how upset you felt, “sweetheart, look at me.”, you couldn’t think all you could do was trying to get away from him–you hated how he touched you–how safe he made you feel, how gentle he was. You hated this but you couldn’t help but look at him when he told you too.

“Such a good girl..I know you’re overwhelmed honey, but nothing bad is ever gonna happen to you when you’re here. Lloyd is not gonna hurt you because he knows he needs to be gentle with you.” Andy said as he pressed your head into the crook of his neck.

Johnny leaned over to rub your back and pressed a kiss on the top of your head before saying, “Colin was just exaggerating baby, he’s not that much of an asshole.” Johnny then got up and stretched his arms above his head before continuing, “In fact, he’ll probably treat you just like his little princess, I bet you’ll end up loving it as much as he does.” he ends as he walks away with a yawn.

You could hear a distant “goodnight”, being called, but you just laid against Andy’s chest–listening to the sound of his heartbeat as he spoke once more, “He’s right honey, everything is gonna be okay..I’d explain more but you look sleepy, you wanna sleep with daddy tonight? I give great bedtime cuddles.”

You yawned tiredly before snuggling into his chest more and closing your eyes, letting sleep take you over. Andy chuckled before peppering a bunch of kisses on your face, “Alright cutie, let’s get you to bed. Goodnight Colin don’t say anymore shit like that again.” he said while giving a glare to Colin.

“Night’ Mr. B, tell my baby I said goodnight.” Colin responded with a smug grin.

Andy gave him a groan and carried you bridal style to his bedroom–setting your sleeping figure under the duvet. He walked over to his side of the bed, sliding his shirt off while watching your sleepy figure. Andy slid under the blanket beside you and reached over your head to turn the lap off. He pulled you closer to his chest and kissed the crown of your head.

Andy yawned quietly, “goodnight honey, I love you.”

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A/n: its currently 12am, sorry I took such a long time for part 3, enjoy! (let me know if you would like to be tagged.)

[anitapallenberg]

The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999) | Dir. Katt Shea

[nade2308]

"Given a choice between grief and nothing, I'd choose grief."

— William Faulkner

Part 1 || Part 2

@thethistlegirl

A03 link

[bratbarzal]

First star Jarvy the world is healing

first star in a game where they eliminated the rags from postseason not all heroes wear capes, but jarvy probably does in the privacy of his own home actually

[chenfordswopez]

Just realized that Kitty, Donna, and Leia’s reactions are in response to this 😂

[popcultureds]

Nicole Kidman in PRACTICAL MAGIC (1998) dir. Griffin Dunne

[erwinsvow]

The last one you posted is just dark and twisted Sammy who just grabbed poor reader and is deciding where to next

god you people know me to a t… 😭 dark sammy looking down at kidnapped reader (bound and gagged in the back of his trunk) maybe after a rather large existential crisis / loss of faith in his job. just needs something to go right…. needs something to come home to everyday that can’t leave him….. it’s SO much worse BECAUSE he’s a cop like there’s no way you’d ever escape and/or anyone would believe you because it’s sammy…. maybe post nate post ben (haven’t finished the show so idk what he did😭) and just really.. needs a win… in the form of a pretty girl doing whatever he wants.. taking bets on how long we’d last before getting stockholmd. shea - maybe 24 hours. reader - 48 hours

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Cocaine Bear (2023) 8/10

After a drug smuggler's route drops packages of cocaine across the country, residents and dealers alike must band together to stop the bear that ingested the drugs, and prevent an all out rampage.

This movie is very funny, despite how scary the title seems. There's several gags that are hilarious and some that shouldn't be funny, but are. And it's stupidly funny, but you can't help but laugh sometimes during this.

The cast is cool, with O'Shea Jackson Jr. and Ray Liotta, to name a few. This is Liotta's last movie role before his death, and I think he did a good job here with his character. (Rest in peace)

The storyline is straightforward, if the title isn't obvious enough. Really, it's a story about survival, and friendship, and what's really worth it: your life or drugs? This movie is also based off a true story, shockingly enough, and the real cocaine Bear is taxidermied in Lexington, Kentucky.

I would recommend this if you want to watch a movie without thinking too much. It has action, horror, humor, and a bit of gore.

[frenziedfiend]

Caught

[raybeansbooks]

I Feed Her to the Beast and the Beast Is Me

I Feed Her to the Beast and the Beast Is Me - Fiction – Fantastic Jamison Shea 2023 by Henry Holt and Co. (BYR)

Published in 2023, Shea’s debut novel is horrific, fantastical, cutthroat, and stunning. Watching a Black Ballerina turned demonic villain is a treat as she figures out who she really is and who her allies truly are. Readers follow protagonic Laure Mesny as she pushes herself to be a perfectionist and invaluable in the world of ballet that continues to disregard and shrug her off. When given the opportunity to be the best, she doesn’t hesitate to take it and refuses to back down or go back. Laure’s villain origin story is fantastic and chilling, one can’t help but root for her when someone the world around her is just as demonic as she is.

It is excellent to see more horror and black authors in YA fantasy, like most genres regardless of audience being dominated by white voices- no matter how good the story is, this is refreshing, invigorating, and just as fantastic.

I am neck deep in the world that Shea has created and the magic within it and I cannot wait for book two that is scheduled to release next year. She is one of the better horror YA authors I have read and cannot wait to check out further releases from her as well as investigate the work of her peers and/lr recommended authors/ titles. 

There have been a lot of diverse voices this past year or so in this slice of YA fiction and it’s been exciting to see how amazing it has been for me as well as other readers who are really appreciating the stories. I think something like Shea’s title would be an excellent recommendation for someone who is a fan of the horror genre that wants to see a clever and powerful black girl protagonist. I think there could be a great display of black girl or POC girl power with this as one of the representing titles. There is also discussion of the expectations and stereotypes of race and class addressed in this book that could be discussion points and warrant inclusion of this title in other settings. 

I recommend this book highly and if you are a fan yourself or not sure how interested you are, I recommend checking it out on websites like goodreads to read the comments and discussions people are having about it along with recommendations of other titles. 

“From debut author Jamison Shea comes I Feed Her to the Beast and the Beast Is Me, a slow-burn horror that lifts a veil on the institutions that profit on exclusion and the toll of giving everything to a world that will never love you back.” -Goodreads, 2023

Goodreads. (n.d.). I feed her to the beast and the beast is me. Goodreads. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/75283912-i-feed-her-to-the-beast-and-the-beast-is-me

Shea, J. (2023). I feed her to the beast and the beast is me. Henry Holt Company.

[nade2308]

"Grief can't be shared. Everyone carries it alone; his own burden in his own way."

— Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Part 1 || Part 2

@thethistlegirl

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[formerfirstson]

“Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.” (Colin)

flirty memes status: selectively accepting from: @grimmusings

TJ had stepped out from the party for a moment to have a smoke. He made his way up to the rooftop, arms leaning over the railing as he looked at the city lights, taking a long drag from his cigarette. He heard a door opening, though, but didn't pay too much attention to it — until a voice cut through the quiet. TJ turned his head slightly, catching a sight of the source, a smirk creeping onto his lips. Oh, this is going to be interesting. "So, you're liking the view, huh?" He pushed himself off the railing, turning fully to face the other man. Now leaning back against the edge, he tilted his head looking teasingly at him. "You're either into landscapes... or into trouble," he paused, gaze lingering. "Which one is it?"

[bratbarzal]

now is not the time to be endeared by kid jarvy sat behind the bench I need to pull myself together get my head in the game 😔