#shitmachine

[doompy-dread]

mmmmnh. d9nt talk much about my crushes lately but. i have been considering A Certain Robot With Ice Powers from A Certain Show About Lego Ninjas. mostly because i wanna make my s/i like a really shittily built robot (maybe like a bootleg nindroid? idk how id fit it into the lore though) because i think itd be funny. perfect flawless feat of engineering witnesses The Shitmachine running on windows vista made of translucent plastic and held together with chewed gum and duct tape and goes "😳". He Wants The Shitmachine. He Wants The Plasticky Horrible Shitmachine So Bad.

[lensman-arms-race]

I thought these were the same man until people on Tumblr said they weren't:

Alpha Hills poster from episode 70 (referring to the tall guy).

Dave from episode 73.

Now that I see the pictures together, I can see that they're not identical. But it amazes me that people can just tell 'nah, that's two different people' that easily without having to see them side by side. I was fully convinced Dave was Secret Agent.

(To give you an idea of how face-blind I am: when my mum picks me up from work, which she occasionally does if she happens to be going past my workplace at the right time, I have to look for her car reg plate because I can't recognise her by her face. People just all look the bastard same to me! I assumed it was an autism thing but one of my friends is also autistic and he has 0 trouble telling people apart. It's just the shitmachine in my skull.)

[starryeyed-brainrot]

shitmachine my fav song 💔

[lsttcs]

ATE. ABLOODY STEAK...SHITMACHINE BURRY ME IN METH[SPEED']AND SOME SEED HEEY HOARSE TO SUBLINGUAL

[saudade-hiraeth1]

“This is a shit show, it’s a disaster. But, it’s everything I’ve ever wanted and I wouldn’t trade it for the world”

shitmachine! By Days and Daze

[redstar-official]

Man, i fuckin ❤️ shitmachines/frankenputers

Since that last post blew up out of nowhere. Here’s that Papa John’s Point Of Sale terminal as of right now. I tried like 5 different bistros, windows 10 and 11, androidx86, but Arch ended up installing just fine.

As the usual procedure for them to dump these things I picked this thing up with nothing but its shell, screen, power supply, and motherboard. I threw a 2 tb hard drive in it, 8 gigs of ram and a 3rd gen i5, which I’m sure is waaayyyy off from what it originally had (used POS machines of this model have an i3 2120 and 2gb of ram). I had pics of it in the papa John’s subreddit running payday 2. And it’s pretty much the lifeblood of my TikTok account (@sczhtinky)

[papi-the-guinea]

[bangitsbing]

my intentions

[nic-vicious]

Until the engine blows up, or we run out of gas

then we’ll pick up some booze, and get drunk off our asses

[tatsugiriroll]

happy wet beast Wednesday my friends, from the wet beast himself: da joker

[thesingalongsong]

“This is a shit-show, it’s a disaster

But its everything I’ve ever wanted

And I wouldn’t trade it for the world,”

[lensman-arms-race]

Whenever people mention Dom I always struggle not to parse it as the original creator because the shitmachine in my skull assumes it's an abbreviation of DaFuqBoom.

[pac1fythehunger]

today's doodle dump, all in one for once

[amarteeus]

[folkpunkdreamboat]

Days N Daze - SHITMACHINE