#shitty thoughts

[tallywafeels]

My favorite thing about you is how much you adore me.

[st4rryheavens]

Why did Noah build an Ark when he could have simply voted for the Democrats and paid more taxes to stop climate change?

[ofcutsandoffire]

if you were gone I wouldn't be human anymore

I'd be a shell of a soul

I'd be hollow

there would be no words anyone would be able

to say or things to do

to bring me back

I'd be dead

I would die

by my own hand

because I couldn't bear the pain alone

if you leave I'd simply die on purpose

and I know it's inevitable

everyone leaves me

so that means you will too

I just don't want it to be this soon

I can't die this soon

please

please

don't leave me

I don't want it to be this soon

but something tells me it will

because we aren't going anywhere

you're not putting in effort

for us to be something more

please prove me wrong

[totallynotabot2000]

My friends and I had a question about who would last longer in an empty room with no objects and I believe I can win by making a plank, that way I'll last several lifetimes by enduring only 5 minutes.

[curryysal]

Estoy terminando un día malo, de una semana mala. Una semana donde he estado recordando demasiado el pasado, tanto que no me deja disfruta mi presente. Una semana donde he estado sintiéndome culpable por no haber hecho las cosas de una manera distinta, por no haberme dado cuenta antes de…tantas cosas, por haber soportado de más actitudes mierda de personas que ahora no están en mi vida, pero que tarde demasiado en sacarlas.

En fin, esta semana ha sido un reflujo de melancolía, tristeza e inconformidad.

[yesgirlfriend]

[freshbeeth]

two queens maximizing their joint slay

[boygirlctommy]

this one goes out to all the dead bush lovers

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

Rook, with horny intent: Stay awake all night? However shall we pass the time? 😏

Lucanis: Would you talk to me? Your voice is a comfort. 🥺

Rook:

[magicomens]

Ah yes. Anthony Justdontgetstabbed Crowley.

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[myloish]

but then also who giiiiives a shit. what ended up on screen is what matters. jayvik yaoi cocaine has half the internet in a chokehold right now. it's been trending on tumblr for almost a week straight. every official arcane social media posting the same "because I promised" scene because it's guaranteed to get a fuckton of engagement. as much as this guy wants to whine and try to pull out all the stops to break the momentum, the ball is out of his hands. the court of public opinion has reached its conclusion, and the conclusion is that theyre gay as hell

[mooka97]

شخصيتي الانتروفيرت مريبة الصراحة انا مبعرفش افتح بوقي مع ناس انا مكنش عرفاهم من الأول وبرتاح معاهم لأن لما بفتح بوقي مع الناس الغريبة يا بعك الدنيا يا بتكلم كل الكلام البديهي زي ازيك وازي الصحة كده 😭😂

يا بسكت اصلا وده بيحصل بنسبة ٩٩٪ اصلا 🤭 ما تحاولوش تعرفوني على ناس جديدة عشان الإحراج دههه يا جماعة 🤭

[aingeal98]

Ultimately the resolution of Jason and Cass fights comes down to the fact that while he has his own ideals that don't mesh with the bats, Jason can be flexible. DC skipped the whole reconciliation with the family but while he's willing to kill it's generally a means to an end to him, not the whole entire point unless you're talking about Joker. Meanwhile for Cass the question of killing vs not killing is dead serious to her which means any time they're working together and things start going off track it's like:

Jason: Look if we kill this guy we send a message to his boss which makes it easier for us to negotiate with him from a position of power and I just think that-

Cass, snatching one of his guns and pointing it at her own head: Go on, pull the trigger. Kill him. Kill me. Go tell Batman that you let his daughter die to make a negotiation easier. He already let you die so no problem right? You think we should die? You think our life only worthwhile as part of a plan, just because we're killers? Are we doomed? Are we rotten to the core with no hope of redemption? Go on then, kill us and kill part of your soul alongside it. You clearly don't care for it so why are you even trying? Kill yourself along with us, come on Jason let's all just die right?

Jason, slowly backing away: I think you may be projecting a tiny bit so just. Calm down before I call the suicide hotline please.

Cass, slowly lowering the gun and knocking the random henchman unconscious: Yeah that's what I thought, fucking pussy.

Jason: Mm yeah you know what I hate you actually. Fuck this mission I'll just shoot you right now if you're going to be this annoying about it.

Jason, explaining things later to Dick: So I just kept shooting at her until I ran out of bullets and we both calmed down enough to call a truce. We tracked the guy down and didn't kill anyone but I did blow up the batplane just as a last minute screw you. Is she always this uh... intense?

Dick: Yeah, one time I broke up with Barbara and she threw me out a window. She's just like that.

[monsterfkr]

I greatly enjoy that concernedape did not address in the 1.6 update grandpa’s shitty bed in the intro. They said let that old man ROT!! I did that on purpose!!!

[cantpickyourgenre]

I believe Bobby is coming back from the dead because I think we deserve to live in a world where Kenneth Choi gets to act his ass off by playing a simultaneously relieved/joyous and angry/furious Chimney, who feels like he has to thank Bobby, but also scream at him until his throat is sore because it wasn't fair to make that decision! he's going to say they should have played rock, paper, scissors and Bobby will chuckle because he thinks he's joking like silly haha Chimney, but Chimney is like "no, we should have discussed it, you died and I didn't even get to say thank you. you died and I owed you a debt I didn't even know about. you let me carry that" and he has to wrestle with the guilt of knowing that Bobby would do that for him, not just theoretically, but actual concrete proof that Bobby would die to save him. which they all know on some surface level that they'd die for one another, but it feels like such a far-off concept until it isn't. but Chimney also has to deal with the gratitude because Chimney is also so incredibly thankful that he didn't die. every step of the way he wanted Ravi, Bobby, Buck, and Athena to commit crimes, because he loves his life and he wants to keep living it. he's so overjoyed that he got to go home to his wife and kid, and that comes with its own guilt because how can he be so happy to be home when Bobby DIED. does that make him a monster? that on some level he's HAPPY that Bobby did that? and now he has to FACE Bobby. so he tries to be the Before Chimney who gets people whimsical gifts, but how do you give someone balloons about choosing your life over theirs? and he spirals because he's different now and Bobby is here and he has so so much he wants to say but all of it feels contradictory and unfair and he would normally go to Bobby for advice. so he does. he goes to Bobby and he says "what would you do, if you were in my position?" and Bobby just says "whatever you need to say or feel, I understand" and that just makes Chimney even more upset because what he needs is for none of this to have ever happened. its like they all got a re-do, but kept the memories and the feelings and now he has nowhere appropriate to put them. anyway, Bobby lives and we get Chimney angst yay <3 forever and ever.

[shitty-tma-aus]

tma au where the recent burst of weight loss drugs like ozempic is an attempted flesh ritual