#shootmepls

[yuri-is-online]

Head up this ask is kinda weird.

So do you think people wear perfume in omegaverse AUs 😀? Because the fact that everyone already has scents, perfume has to kind if clash with it right? Maybe some people use light perfumes to enhance their scents, and then those "Alpha Male" (omg that just gets a whole other meaning) podcast bros call it catfishing.

Would perfume even exist in the first place? I don't really see a purpose for perfume if everyone already has a scent... but bro imagine Yuu (who isn't from an a/b/o world and is getting really confused as to what the fuck an omega is and cringes every time of the guys calls themselves an alpha. Meanwhile everyone else is trying to figure out why this weirdo doesn't even have the slightest sent. Especially jade becuase I'm on that JadeYuu shit rn) that wears perfume or cologne trying to get more. And when they can't find any at Sam's they just try to fucking make it. I mean it's a little weak smelling and some of the notes don't exactly go with the others but hey! They have something to spritz now! :)

And now their friends are doing double takes because bro you did not smell like that last night. Also it smells artificial and it's weirding them out

Anyways I sincerely apologize for making you read that.

oh no you don't go apologizing for this confused, a/b/o is a guilty pleasure of mine (also i am doing concept drawings for asmodeaus rn. the timing of this ask made me laugh real hard) This isn't a smutty ask, but just so all of you know, I am good with those since I need the practice with suggestive stuff. I just won't be very good at it for a bit.

Anyway. I have never actually thought about this, but I have always sort of thought of scents in abo worlds to be a very instinctual thing that no amount of perfume can cover up. I don't know if you've ever encountered a scent you can taste but I have, a light in the room of a pool I was swimming in went out and let out a smoke so foul you could still feel it on your tongue and in your lungs when you pinched your nose. It was beyond overwhelming. That doesn't mean there's any less of a reason for perfumes to exist though, as I talked about in that post about Rollo's handkerchief in the past disease was thought to have been spread through foul smelling odors and bad air. If anything I could see that being an even bigger superstition in an abo world where scent is already super important. I could see people trying to make scents that complimented their natural one, maybe it could even be a courting ritual for an Alpha to give an Omega they are interested in a perfume they've made that compliments their smell and has notes of their own... Oh! Or working in notes of their scent to their own perfume to indicate interest!

a-twistedheartslonging mentioned in their tags on that post about Jade's scent that Morays use scents to attract a mate, so if you take that idea about perfume being a courting step I could see Jade just being so distraught that his beloved pearl has no discernible scent. And what's worse they keep changing what little scent they do have! What's he supposed to do with that huh? I think he'd be the only one excited by Yuu making their own perfume because it gives him an excuse to talk about the scents that Yuu likes and what perfumes are like in their world. Maybe they could make a perfume together next time (⚈_⚈)? Oh haha he's just thinking out loud he knows you aren't close enough for that ye- Oh you... you would like that? You think he smells nice and you want to know what sort of perfume or cologne he uses?

(he'd get so delulu so fast if you said that. sure Yuu you can smell just like him c: just let him dim the lights a bit first he hears that's important c: just remember to be gentle with him ok???)

[thedailyromeo]

meg a chate. ugye.

[emospritelet]

Sending you hugs and good vibes.!! You deserve better ♡♡ My 2021 experience has been: anxiety, panic attacks, major depressive episode and a shit load of self loathing. Oh and I have major exams in a month. And shark week just started. Yay. (Shootmepls)

You definitely need a virtual kitty hug, that sounds awful :( I hope things improve as 2021 goes on

[snowysasu]

some WindHerb i drew!! Tbh i hate this bc i fucked up how i drew Wind Archer shootmepls,,, dt: anyone who ships it???

[barbaragordoning]

trying to get a good screencap of nova leigh is like shootmepls. -sob-

[707-saeyoungchoi]

MEOW MEOW

Nya :3c  

idek

[hayleesocrazee]

When your grandmother doesn't know you're gay and asks if you have a boyfriend.

[baked--alaskan]

i just need someone to cuddle

[askhinohinata-blog]

((So like i wanted to update today but i couldnt because i got distracted omg its been like an entire week and i barely have this chapter written at all minene's still sitting on the roof after spitting out her donut after saying FUCK YOU and its just sitting there in Nishi's coffee cup like and hes like wtf and they ahventeventalkd I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY I bet no one wants to read it anymore T~T WHAT DO I DO. And I have like 12323513425 other stories and someone just reviewed my naruto story that I dont plan on ever finishing and was like omagasdfsupdatePLS and i was like nonononoplsicant nope not doing it and now like

CRIES WHAT DO I DO.))

[myxninjaxlizard-blog]

Is a wafle

[comfortwaterbottle]

what ever made me think that I would be someone's first choice

[so-young-and-ready-to-die]

First exam down... 15 more to go 

[yinyangmandyjane]

Chain smoking. It's happening. And it isn't even Monday..

[im-a-cuntos]

waiting on a man who doesnt give a shit about you and hooks up with whoever he likes eventho there's plenty other men in this country I could go for I can't tell if that's romantic or plain idiotic

there's a real thin line here