#shutup a second

[steve-of-the-woods]

"Getting vaccinated could be the move."

-Joel D

Sanspants Radio

Shut Up a Second: Teaching Adam to Smoke Cigarettes

[cherryapplefish]

It’s summer when he gets down on one knee.

Summer when eyes like the sunrise you watched together this morning look up at you with hope and love as if he shouldn’t already know the answer.

Summer when your throat closes up, tears brimming in your eyes, and whether it’s the heat of the sun or the blood rushing to your cheeks, your face burns.

And it’s always been summer. Always been summer when you’ve made your most cherished memories.

Melted popsicles on small hands. Sweat running down the back of your neck. Caleb by your side.

It’s always been summer when he took you by the hand and dragged you out to watch fireworks. It’s always been summer when you sat under the stars while he babbled about the different constellations and going beyond the deep space tunnel. It’s always been summer when you looked up at him and realized that you want him by your side for the rest of your life, whatever that means.

It’s summer when Caleb gets down on one knee, a velvet box holding a silver ring in one hand, and asks:

“Will you marry me?”

[deklo]

HI DEKLO just dropping by to say I absolutely LOVE your art especially this one holy shit. That one literally was such a moment. When I first saw that it was a day after I finished the series and had immediately went to look for rovinsky fanart. It was 4 am and was tired as hell. Blasting my whiteboy trash music and eating tiramisu,,,,, and let me tell you I was so giddy from thinking of rovinksy and when I saw you art I had to stop everything I was doing and I just. Sort of stared at it with my mouth hanging open for a solid minute. Its still my fav art of them to date and I would hang it on my wall if I could. It changed my life btw

HELLO AAAA thank you so so much 🥺🥺🥺 that’s so sweet and makes me so happy 😭 i loveeee rovinsky/rovinsky fanart and wish there was MORE.

also so obsessed with you browsing rovinsky while listening to whiteboy trash music. just like god intended 🙂‍↕️🫡

[anantaru]

the only character who‘d ever come close to scratching my love for heizou is yelan istg she‘s so perfect in my eyes and one of the most beautiful characters hoyo has ever made (next to elysia i mean HAVE YOU SEEN ELI??? SHE IS A QUEEN AND SO FUCKING PRETTY LIKE I SEE HER AND GASP AND AAAAAAAAAAAAA)

[sensitivedead]

radfem post go brrrrr!!! anyways if you think this way you are scummy asf in my eyes and it’s an insta block and move on from me. bigger picture here is tumblr radfems dont like getting left out of interactions bc theyre ostracized (die mad) online and have to resort to posting about those that dont want to be associated with them.

waaah 🙂

[unamusedyams]

Hey!! Just wanna say your art is awesome

I'm a bit unsure about what the last panel of the 'inspector hosonoga is Edgeworth's ancestor' comic means... Are they shocked or surprised? And why exactly?

Sorry I'm just a bit bad with context (probably the neurodivergence)

Thanks a lot! Have a great day!!

They're just generally shocked I guess!

Ryuu and Kazuma have been keeping an eye on Phoenix (they have a soft spot for him) so they obviously got to know his circle of friends, including Edgeworth. And Hosonaga, I'm imaging they haven't seen him in years. So this being their first run-in after a while, and the unexpected connection of someone they knew from their past with someone their descendant is close with present day, it's kinda like, what!! small world I guess! I just exaggerated their expressions for comedic effect.

[tigerinkangel]

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[pocmuzings]

whitemusings LMAO gurl stoppp

imagine if i changed my blog url to that 💀💀

[matryoshkalex]

guys this cosplaying thing is hard ;-; i also may have left making a ,,,, kind of complicated cosplay for the last month or so, when im literally going to comic con tomorrow so y'know. thats on me lol im literally finishing it up rn

but ANYWAYY if any of u go and see a shigaraki with a trenchcoat that might be me (i wonder if ill see any other shiggys?) i also might post some pics after if anyone is interested? i took pics of my entire process too so i might add those

[steve-of-the-woods]

"You make it idiot proof and they'll make a better idiot"

-Adam Carnivale

Sanspants Radio

ShutUp a Second

[cherryapplefish]

90 days isn’t enough.

These are the thoughts in my head as I watch you hunch over the table, putting together some new model kit you’d bought before you made your way here. You’d let yourself in with the key I gave you, walked right into my apartment like you did my heart so many years ago.

You glance up at me, eyes the color of sunrise meeting mine, and I inhale sharply. It’s odd because before, I’d never reacted in this way. I don’t really remember my breath stuttering nor my heart fluttering in our youth and yet everyday since you’ve been back, all I can think about is the way your breath had felt on my neck when we hugged for the first time in over a year.

You’d somehow grown taller. As if you needed to do that. And as if to prove my point, you break into a smile and stand, walking over to me and towering.

There’s a pinch in my neck as I tilt my head back to look up at you. I know you notice because I flinch just slightly and your smile twitches as if fighting to keep from widening.

“C’mon pipsqueak,” you call as you reach out. Your hand is warm around mine. Bigger. Always bigger. It’ll always be bigger because you’re older than me, you’ll remind me. For a moment I pause, glancing down at where your fingers are curled through mine.

“Pips,” you call again, a question in your tone and I smile. It feels like something blooms in my chest, a flower, my heart, affection? I’m not sure but seeing the look in your eyes has me on cloud 9. Since when had I yearned for your gaze to always be on me? Only be on me?

I see it in your face too. You feel the same things I do and you always say you’re better at pretending you don’t care but Caleb, deep down, I’ve always known of the affection you held for me. I’ve always known of my place in your heart.

“Caleb,” I call softly, watch the way affection blooms from your chest up to your face, turns your cheeks red at how gently I say your name.

“Thank you for coming home.”

[peppermintschnapps]

am I being a jaded cynical no-fun-allowed bitch for dying internally when people are telling me about their ancestry .com results and family tree stuff. 100% I don't care if your great great aunt made scones for the queen or you're part "viking" or whatever you're fucking boringggg ☠️💀☠️💀☠️

I read once in a UK study that 1 in 6 people are raised with by a man in the household that is not truly their biological father - whether they are aware of it or not - like surely we can't trust family records to be 100% accurate anyway. & what if they mixed up the babies at the hospital on the day one of your ancestors was born? and ultimately does any of it actually matter...? genuinely I don't know why I should care about any of it 😴 let me know if I'm missing something important though

[butchdykenormallen]

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[emizsc]

timeskip!kenma kozume x fem!reader

notes: married— established rs, this feels so ooc i apologize, y/n used a couple times, actual streaming terms used(willing to explain them if needed!!), fluff, kuroo mention, lowercase intended!

“38 minute and 42 second compilation of kodzuken being whipped for his wife.”

this is the seventh part of the series created by this fan. the first part of the series was titled, “15 minute compilation of pro gamer kodzuken talking about his girlfriend.” the fourth part was the change from girlfriend to fiancée, and the sixth part was the change from fiancée to wife.

this youtube series has blown up everywhere— to the point some people don’t even know kenma as the CEO of Bouncing Ball Corporation or as a professional gamer/youtuber.

kuroo had been talking to his colleague about kenma once, when highschool was suddenly their topic of conversation. “ever heard of kodzuken?” “your best friend is the dude who doesn’t shut up about his wife?!” kuroo couldn’t even tease kenma about it anymore— kenma just was so shameless when it came to you! (and before he got famous all the yapping about you was always to kuroo. trust me, he’d recieve earfuls about you when you weren’t even together yet.)

after every valorant or league tournament (ewwwww) whether it was a win or loss, once the mic was brought to him to ask about the game, he’d state simply, “I’d like to thank my wife. Good games.” god he’d be even more annoying when it came to a solo queue in valorant. his go-to insult for a snobby teenager would be, “you’re bitchless AND jobless.” safe to say his ego inflates when they realize they’re talking to THE kodzuken, and if they didn’t know beforehand, they’ll know him soon enough when his motor of a mouth warms up to talk about his wife, forgetting to ever brief on the topic of having multiple jobs with high incomes.

oh but the comments on the series were always the best.

user @applepie: may this love attack me

user @kodzusss: y/n how do you find a man like this

user @makemestays: aura farming again

user @svteenm: i think i know more about y/n than i do about kenma at this point

user @moalways: he’s the standard i fear

user @emizszc: laying on the highway as we speak

user @sunaslefttoe: I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE!!!!

if you add up the time of all seven videos, the total time is pushing 5 hours… god he just can’t shutup about you. all the little emoticons for his channel; raids, copium, NT, are just you and him. every sub challenge just surrounds you. just to name a few, there was

“xx subs for a cooking stream with my wife”

“xx subs and my wife will play a ranked valo game”

“xx subs for a just chatting stream with my wife”

even when he had to switch gears. as a CEO, his management team was sick and tired of him. today he had been invited for an interview. he knew the interview show was scuffed prior to coming, so he decided to just do what he was best at. …talk about you of course!

“so, if it ever came down to choosing between your wife or your company, what’d you choose?”

“my wife.” he puts up his pointer finger before speaking again, “actually, she was one of my main motivations to start working on the … blah blah … and she really … blah blahhh blah … my career … blah” the interviewer felt a bead of sweat drop from her temple.

sigh kenma is so in love with his wife.

part two and three of my mini kenma series here!!

[sensitivedead]

FINE ILL SAY IT SOMETIMES I WANNA OPEN UP AND BE OPEN TO PEOPLE but god thats sooo lame and uncool *puffs cigarette* so sike losers not me maybe you

[wcnderlnds]

opposites attract | choi su-bong (thanos)

・❥・ summary: he's chaotic and loud, you're shy and introverted but he can't help but be intrigued by you ・❥・word count: 1.3k ・❥・warnings: mentions of death bc squid game, nam-gyu is mean to reader (im sry), female reader. ・❥・ authors note: i love writing this chaotic man <3

Of course the second game just had to be one where you had to interact with people and find a team. Talking to people, approaching them – it was your worst nightmare. As you stood there in the sea of people all talking and teaming up, you timidly stayed in place, your hands pulled into the sleeves of your jacket giving yourself sweater paws. Since the first game, you had kept to yourself. You had even voted to leave. Why would anyone want to stay in a place like this where people were getting killed for losing children’s games? Unfortunately, the majority had decided to stay even after a heavily heated debate where player 456 had declared he’d been here before. While it was all kicking off, you had hid behind the crowd. Conflict was something you avoided. People were usually something you avoided but when a salesman came up to you with promises of money, how could you say no?

So, as you stood there, too shy to approach, you accepted the fact that you were probably going to die. There was no way you had enough courage in you to find a team. Even if you did, who was there to ask? The only person you might consider approachable was player 456 but he already had a team. There was no point going over there, asking and risking embarrassment as they turned you down. Aimlessly you wandered around the room, fingers toying with the ends of your sleeve – a nervous habit that you’d had since you were a child.

Guess you’d just have to accept your fate. You were either going to get killed because you couldn’t find a team or end up in a team who didn’t want you. Just as you were about to sit down and give up entirely, someone cleared their throat behind you. Spinning around, you came face to face with the infamous player 230. His purple hair was unmistakable, you’d seen him when he’d been fighting some other boy yesterday.

“Senorita, excuse me,” he said, his hands clenching his jacket to his chest. Your eyes landed on his multi-colored nails first before daring to glance up to look at him. Eyes met his dark ones for only a second before looking back down at the ground. He noticed instantly, tilting his head to the side as he looked at you. “Team with us.”

“R-really?” You dared to glance back up. He seemed serious but the look his friend was giving was anything but friendly. It looked like he’d rather team with anyone but you.

“Yeah, really? She’s kind of weird,” Nam-gyu looked you up and down, pulling a face then turning back to Thanos. “We can find someo-”

“Shutup,” he held his hand up in front of his friend’s face, his eyes solely focused on you. “Team with us. I’ll keep you safe.”

It wasn’t like you had any other options so you nodded. Thanos seemed thrilled, throwing his arm around your shoulders in a side hug. Your instinct was telling you not to trust him but at the same time there was something slightly comforting about him. After all, he had ignored his friend to solely talk to you. Why on Earth he was so adamant to have you on his team baffled you but it saved you from getting eliminated… if you made it through the game anyway. 

Turns out it was five mini games in one. As the rest of your team argued about who would do what, Thanos’ eyes were fixated on you who was looking at the ground. There was something about you that intrigued him. The difference in your personalities was more than noticeable. He was loud, crazy and obnoxious while you, on the other hand, seemed shy, insecure and quiet. Maybe it was true. Maybe opposites really did attract because for some reason, he wanted to get to know you more. He actually wanted to know you. That rarely happened with him. Usually he was the type of guy to get a crush, fuck and then move on to the next one. It was rare for ‘Mr One Night Stand’ to really want to get to know someone. To be honest, he wasn’t sure he liked the feeling. The pounding in his chest as he tried to examine you with his eyes. It was impossible to really get a good read on you.

“And, the loser over there can do Gonggi,” Nam-gyu’s voice echoed through your ears. Panic struck, you leaned forward, speaking before you even thought about it.

“I-I don’t know how to play Gonggi,” you mumbled.

“Better learn quickly then, huh?” Nam-gyu smiled fake-sweetly at you.

“Hey, stop it,” Thanos stopped his silent beat boxing to chime in, leaning forward to glare at his friend. “Leave her alone… What are you good at?”

“I can do spinning top. I played it a lot with my friends…” you tried to speak with a bit more confidence, a pink hue tinting your cheeks. Thanos noticed, grinning at you.

“Spinning top for you then. You’re cute, by the way,” he winked, causing your cheeks to only redden more.

Somehow, someway, the team had managed to survive. A lot of teams seemed to struggle with Spinning Top but you had got it the first try – Thanos almost blowing out your eardrums with the loud cheer of celebration when you did. Now, back in the main room, you were sat with the team. If it was up to you, you would have gone to sit by yourself but Thanos had insisted you sit with them. It seemed like he wanted to keep you around. It wouldn’t be too bad to have some friends, right? You sat beside Thanos, a space between you. While he was in a world of his own, DJing some invisible show in his head by the looks of his hand motions, the rest of the team were arguing. Your knees were pulled up to your chest, chin resting on them.

Watching everyone talk with each other so easily – even if it was arguing – made you feel slightly jealous that you couldn’t. It wasn’t that you didn’t want to because you did but the mere thought of striking up a conversation with anyone brought you too much anxiety. It was just better to keep to yourself. If you had to be the weird, quiet girl then so be it.

“They’re idiots,” the deep voice beside you said. Turning to look, you’d noticed Thanos had closed the distance between you both, his shoulder touching yours now. “You good?”

“Uh, yeah, thanks,” you smiled, tucking a stray piece of your hair behind your ear. “Thanks for letting me team with you.”

“No problem, Senorita. Told you I’d keep you safe, didn’t I?” His toothy grin made your heart skip a beat. Oh boy. That was the last thing you needed.

“Y-yeah,” you laughed, tearing your eyes away from him yet again.

This time, his finger gently reached out, tilting your chin to look at him. His eyes pierced yours, a look of intrigue on his face. “You have pretty eyes. It’s a shame you think the floor deserves to see them more than me.” He leaned in a little closer, his hot breath fanning against your face. Being close to someone wasn’t new for you. It was something that didn’t happen often but you’d had your fair share of encounters with people. “Meant it when I said you were cute, babygirl. Stick with me through these games and when we survive, let me take you out for a drink. Maybe I can get more than a few words at a time out of you.”

Once again, he winked at you, removing his finger from your chin and turning his attention to the argument going on in front of him. Meanwhile you were in a daze, your heart beating against your chest so much you were sure it was about to beat out of your ribcage. Yeah, this man was definitely going to be trouble.

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