#took two seconds

[sensitivedead]

radfem post go brrrrr!!! anyways if you think this way you are scummy asf in my eyes and it’s an insta block and move on from me. bigger picture here is tumblr radfems dont like getting left out of interactions bc theyre ostracized (die mad) online and have to resort to posting about those that dont want to be associated with them.

waaah 🙂

[anastoza]

I’ve been crazy busy with work lately, but I finally finished this little comic inspired by the amazing fic Kaleidoscope, which found a warm place in my little heart. (And it has a fully finished sequel now!! Go, read it and send author all the love!)

I haven’t spent this much time on a personal project in a while — it’s been a really nice change of pace Hoping for more me-time soon, but for now, I’ll just chill for a while

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

Actually, I know damn well Darcy never sat down and thought about marrying Lizzie. If he had, it would have been a week before he was rounding up Bingley, sitting him down, and looking him in the eye like he was about to propose high treason and going, "Jane. You still down bad for her?"

Coin toss whether Bingley would actually get to answer before Darcy turned around and flipped over a whiteboard like

and launched right into the most detailed migration pattern known to Regency England to keep the extraneous Bennets as contained as humanly possible by rotating them between various Bingley/Darcy estates. Like, we're talking about trading them off for minor holidays a decade out kind of detailed.

"If you and Jane take them for Lady Day ten years hence, Elizabeth and I will take them for Michaelmas. We'll all be together for Christmas and Midsummer, so we'll divide the responsibility individually on those days."

This would be followed by thirteen different spreadsheets projecting joint expenditures so Bingley knows what sort of financial commitment he'll be shouldering and how to minimize it, what proportion Darcy will take care of, what the estate plans are in case Darcy predeceases anybody, when they should probably roll out various stages to keep it from affecting their respective sisters' ability to maximize their own husband-hunting--whole nine yards.

Darcy does not know that he'll probably be murdered when the Bingley sisters find out why he asked for their social calendars. He'd be marginally fine with that at this point, because the fucking Napoleonic War campaigns were not as meticulously planned as his roadmap to getting the other three Bennets satisfactorily married, and Darcy feels about as able as if he'd spent the last year on Elba.

It takes Bingley a few minutes to realize why this is happening, then he's like

"You proposed to Elizabeth?! Congratulations!"

Darcy... knew there was something he was forgetting.

That man would have kicked the Collins's door open with four binders tucked under each arm, dumped them in a pile in front of Elizabeth, and loudly announced that if they get married tomorrow he can have her entire family except for Jane extraordinary renditioned to the Scottish moors by Sunday and then been like

"Why are you yelling at me?! I promise you, it will work! You'll never see anyone in your family except for Jane again, I swear it!" when she starts yelling at him.

[hinamie]

inflict

[water--apocalypse]

til death do we part

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

[adhd-winterfalcon]

imagine freshman congressman james ‘bucky’ barnes is accused of being homophobic and/or racist and he’s just like. i am married to a black man. and everyone is like “what?? who????” and he’s like “:) captain america”

[grimorie-dos]

Agatha All Along 1x08 Follow Me My Friend / To Glory At the End | 1x09 -Mother Maiden Crone

How Death’s heart breaks

[mutedsybille]

"Mom, can we have the Distortion at home?" "We already have the Distortion at home" The Distortion at home:

[kr-yoongi]

Only You.

[amaranthdahlia]

[we can always meet again within one for all. romantic, right?]

[on--the--cusp]

Rumi might end up falling for a demon but.

Zoey is a straight up equal opportunist card carrying /freak/ and I love that for us.

[lauraneedstochill]

The Oh Hellos, “Like the Dawn” / poem by @troy-woof / Nikita Gill, “A Lesson On Love”/ post by @thepoisonroom / by tumblr user @flintcoded (x) / Leah Horlick, “For Your Own Good” / post by @patch-and-stringer

[lets-go-hurt-someone]

I like to think they’re listening to 10 hours of lo-fi music on youtube

[thelonelynindroid]

I painted my fav liminal space ✌️😙✌️

(acrylic + canvas board)

[malsheep]

uhhh

Scar?

thats not the word