#silly weirdos. freaks (affectionate)

[ratcandy]

but what I want to know is how we ended up calling 3 different bugs daddy longlegs. someone tells me "oh we get daddy longlegs around here all the time" and I have to be like Ok but what do you mean by that. Do you mean cellar spiders? Harvestmen? or crane flies? all 3 of these are different things. only one of them is a spider. one of them is a got damn insect.

how did we get here

[kortac-sweetheart]

Im frothing at the mouth for your blog, I love the kortac boys and ghosts so much thank you for the blessings

An offering to you is how do you think the boys (any really) would feel about an oddball lover? like weird habits, prolonged eye contact or like no eye contact, touchy or not at all, rituals they like to follow, odd social habits?

I always notice that the way reader (across like a lot of fics) are usually "normal" an opposite (usually) to the character. I want some freaky little guys together in a jar to shake around

Totally okay to say no, weird request :]

hi dear, don’t worry! not a weird rq at all, i’m intimately knowledgeable about an oddball reader bc all of that describes me lol (or past me)

i think that for kortac guys like nikto and krueger, and konig then they wouldn’t care to be honest. they’re (in their eyes) a hell of a lot weirder than you are.

nikto especially bc you accepted him (and all his alters) and they don’t see that they really have any room to judge you on your own weird habits. you’ve welcomed them entirely with open arms, why wouldn’t they extend that to you as well?

he just rolls with the punches tbh, doesn’t really push any sort of boundaries you may have, whether it be for eye contact or for physical touch. all you need to do is tug on his sleeve to catch his attention so you can murmur what you feel in that moment and he’ll adjust accordingly.

can’t make eye contact? no big deal, although do pardon nikto for his own penchant for staring at you. he just likes to look at his little love.

make too much eye contact? wonderful, he gets to stare into your eyes and admire them to their heart’s content. sometimes you two will just have a silent conversation with each other through eye contact and it freaks out the other operators a bit. (freak to freak communication /affectionate)

nikto understands your feelings about physical touch very well. they also don’t like to touch others either, makes them feel gross and they have to brush off the feeling after. doesn’t stop them from being human and craving skin-to-skin with their beloved though, because it’s you.

all in all, nikto could handle it. handle you. you handle all of him just as well, and he’s not one to half-ass anything, let alone reciprocating your love. it’s just all about communication at the end of the day.

(also don’t worry about others picking on you for your weird habits, he’s built like a brick shithouse and has a mean glare to boot no one is gonna say anything to you.)

krueger… krueger is a little meaner than nikto is. outwardly he’s not as weird as you are, he likes to tease and push your buttons a little bit. but it’s always in good fun (he’s your boyfriend after all), and never truly meant to demean you.

is always ready to throw down with someone who’s actually picking on you though, that’s a privilege that’s reserved for him and him only. you’re his little weirdo and he’ll defend you until his opponent’s dying breath (yes his opponent’s, not his bc he’s not dying lol)

and konig, we all already know that he has social anxiety. he’s in the same boat that you are, so what leg would he have to stand on to call you out for your habits? it would make him a silly hypocrite so he doesn’t mind it at all.

i think he takes comfort in it actually, knowing that he’s not alone in being a black sheep in the crowd. it’s not that he encourages your habits necessarily but he’s very accommodating for you.

if you can’t speak up then god give him strength because then he’ll do it for you. yes he loves you enough to overcome the hurdle of talking to the fast food worker that got your order wrong.

you’re both weirdos in this case but it’s a happy and loving relationship regardless.

simon is also just like nikto in this case. he’s also weird as fuck and as an off putting aura around him, so who the hell is he to judge?

as long as you openly communicate your boundaries and feelings with him that day then he’s fine with going along with your habits that day and any other day. he finds them endearing actually, price, gaz and soap all seem to be put together on the surface but you, you’re uniquely you. even if that means falling outside the norm, he likes anything that makes up you and so that extends to your weird little habits as well.

johnny is also a guy that just loves you for who you are. if you completely upheaved all those weird habits that make you, well, you; then you just wouldn’t be the same, and it would make him sad.

he doesn’t have an issue with it, he’s seen a lot weirder things in his time so this is very mild actually. finds your inability to maintain eye contact and the way you hide behind him when meeting someone new very endearing.

yeah, he’s just so in love with you and everything that makes up the foundation of you that he wouldn’t change it for the world, weird habits and all.

[boom-butterflyeffect]

bless you and your until dawn hcs, they feed the freak in me...[hehe]

anyways until dawn men with a reader who likes biting them and how well the boys would react to it, PLEASE AND THANK YOUUUUU

i am here to feed the freaks

(very slowly tho because my brain sucks a bit)

UNTIL DAWN MEN BITEY STUFF

Matt

Hmm... this is a difficult one. I don't think Matt would be into biting, but if there was a reader who enjoyed biting him, he'd just kinda get used to it, and find it silly and a bit funny. Gets bit and just shakes his head with a sigh and a smile on his face. "You're a weirdo. Y'know that, right?" but his tone couldn't be more affectionate.

Chris

I feel like biting would catch Chris very much by surprise, and he wouldn't know how to feel about it. Could probably initiate some playful wrestling with him restraining your hands, "Would you stop that?" with a big smile on his face. Would make zombie and/or cannibal jokes.

"I know I'm just so irresistibly muscular and whatever, but can you try not to eat me?"

Josh

Oh boy. If you bite, he's biting back harder, and would absolutely LOVE a reader that bites him. Lots of play wrestling, biting, getting pinned, all part of the fun for him.

Now if you bite during sex, that's a whole other thing. That's just motivating him to go even harder.

Mike

Mike thinks it's funny and endearing, even though it catches him off guard sometimes. He gets used to it. He scolds you like you're a puppy,

"Hey, that's not nice." as he pries your teeth from him, with that trademark smirk of his on his face, trying not to laugh.

During sex, it's like a bit of reassurance that he's doing good, and that you're enjoying it, so he's got no complaints.

[merakiui]

PLEASSEEE MERA U NEEEEEDD TO COOOKKK WITH SKULLY OH MY GOSH EVERY NANOSECOND I DON'T CONSUME ANY SKULLY BRAINROT MY SANITY DETERIORATES RAPIDLY IN THE SPEED OF LIGHT I NEEEDDD THIS LOSER FANBOY SO BAD IM TWEAKING.... btw teasing him and making sure tht sexual tension lives rent free in his head and his erection hurts so bad he humps his pillow ANYTHING for a release, then giggling and blushing while finishing at the thought of darling omg orz 💜💜💜💜

I'm so. Incredibly down bad 4 him it's kinda getting out of hand,,, ALSO YEAH STOP COMPARING MY GOREEGEOUS SKULLY J GRAVES TO THAT BLUE-EYED FREAK.. HE DOESN'T RADIATE HIS WHIMSICALLY PASSIONATE LOSER FANBOY WEIRDO (affectionate) AURA AT ALL!!!! THAT 6 EYES IS A FRAUD!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAA >w< anon, I promise you I am indeed cooking an absolute meal for that man hehehe. (ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ.ﾟSkully has completely invaded my brain. This silly fic is my love letter to Mr. Graves. <3 he's just such a sweetheart,,, I love pairing loserboy with maneater!!!! He's getting so sweaty and awkward over sharing a cigarette with darling because omg indirect kiss?!?!?!! Rollo has to put up with these losers until November,,,, the real hero of this story is him for listening to their silliness. T_T my favorite thing about Skully is that he's so expressive, so I can exaggerate his reactions to various things and it will work for his character but also for the humor!! :D

Skully could never be Gojo. I would like to formally apologize to him for even thinking that!!!! OTL he's a cutie!!!! I adore Mr. Graves and his fanboy behaviors. I want to give him many kisses.

[eternal-pie]

lux Imperator/ Mr Ring a Ding Head canons

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Ive been enjoying this silly little god and figured I’d share my head cannons some general, some x reader as usual

Pt.1 Pt.2

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I imaging Lux has a very complicated sense of self

He is essentially everywhere

But being confined to a body in one place is a little weird to him

And because he’s so vast and complex, he has a very different understanding of the world compared to everyone else

I think that’s why he blend into his avatars so entirely

He uses them as a frame or vessel to gather a new perspective

They are a small piece of him that’s been refined and simplified

He doesn’t really know how he’s supposed to be so he just picks a guy and copies him

And this can result in him doing things that make no sense

Like he’s in a toon form so he follows toon rules, and toons are shaped around humans

But he’s not human he’s light

So he’ll do things like floating in the air at the smell of a pie

But can he actually smell?

He can’t actually breathe right?

He has no organs, no lungs.

I like to imagine he likes teasing you when you bring that sorta stuff up too much

He’d stage whisper “Golly dolly, you can’t go mentioning plot holes like that!”

He would call you doll and dolly (gender neutral) casually, almost like a fill in for babe and baby

He would be fascinated by “the wonders of physical form” as he calls them

Organs are especially interesting to him

You're just full of fluids, all the time!

He might call you his “meat bag” affectionately

Likes the sound of your heartbeat a lot

Even simple stuff like hair or nails growing is interesting.

Also he’s fascinated by how fixed or unmalleable living things are.

He can bend and stretch and reflect and it’s weird to him that you can’t

“Com'on sweet pea, you know you’ve always been more consistent than me.”

This results in a lot of surprises for both of you about that the other can and can’t do

Like he’ll freak out a little when you crack your knuckles

And you’ll have to remind him that you can only stretch your arms so far when he hands you things

He also might be overprotective because of this too

He has no understanding of what is actually fatal to a living thing.

As a toon, he can get smacked upside the head with a hammer and shake it off like it’s nothing

But that obviously isn’t the case for you

Even the prospect of blood is very new and very scary to him

Like a part of you that is supposed to stay inside of you is now OUTSIDE of you and if you lose enough of it, there’s a very real chance that you’ll JUST DROP DEAD?!

It might be best not to tell him about blood, donations, and organ transplants just yet I don’t think he could handle it at this point

(he would be a little weirdo and think of that organ transplants are like kind of romantic)

And then get sad cause he can’t give you his organs cause he doesn’t have any

He has no frame of reference for what’s an acceptable amount of damage for you to receive at any given moment

He treats bumps and scrapes like their gunshot wounds because he doesn’t understand they aren’t

He’s especially bad when it comes to illnesses

Mostly because he has no understanding of how they function

The way he sees it, anything outside of perfect health could be or is, killing you

You’re so finite and fragile to him

It’s even more concerning when you try to brush him off or explain that it isn’t actually that bad

Cause even if he understands, you know more about your form than he does

To him it is that bad and there’s also a very real possibility that you’re just playing off how bad it actually is in order to make him feel better

When dealing with it, he tries to see his same calm, unbothered and suave self

But his concern and panic bleeds through very clearly

All in all, he becomes very stern making you stay in bed and heal your injury and putting in more research to try and figure out what he needs to do to help you

(if you’re too stubborn, he might end up having steam coming out of his ears)

There is a very real possibility that he’s a good cook, but doesn’t know how to season anything properly

Like after a while, he’d get good at it, but his first couple tries are ROUGH

In his defense, he’s never eaten anything before

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I’ve already got a part 2 in the making :)

[hey-august]

Buggys dickhead being just as red as his nose is something I unironically approve of because:

A: It’s always fun to give him something that makes him feel like a freak (derogatory), but his partner loves about him because he’s such a cute little freak (affectionate, worshipping, head over heels „I don’t have to fear to be different around you because you are different too and I love you“ in love with him). Meaning both comedy and fluff options are real high with this

B: The fucking potential you could have with the sexual teasing are you kidding me? It’s silly as fuck but also kinda…He at first doesn’t know how to feel about it because he always feels like his partner is gonna jump up and go“ YOU FOOL! TWAS AN ELABORATE RUSE ALL ALONG!“ when they do it but…. Goddamn if the way they suddenly make eating red cough drops of all things doesn’t make him harder than he thinks it could. Just putting the candy between their middle and index finger and giving it a long, overly salacious lick while making eye contact before just popping it into their mouth. They put a bag of cherry lollipops on the grocery list for the next town they dock at and he already has a Pavlovian response just reading that. „I got you those candy apples you wanted.“ „Thank you Cabaji! I was having some real… cravings …you know?“ „We know.“ „Seriously I love that hot red , sweet, sensual glaze soooo much. It’s the best. I would put it in my mouth in its entirety but it’s just soooo big-„ „HiCabajiByeCabajiIneedASecondAloneWithThemBye!“ Everyone’s so done with those two. Give that unicyclist a raise honestly.

Oh. My. GoodNESS. YUP. I am here for this. I absolutely get wanting to bestow this extra oddness onto Buggy…he’s just so fun to mess with and to love on. And I adore the whole “we’re two weirdos in love” thing. It’s both fucked up and pure. 🖤

Plus the way this would just add to the relationship?? UGH. Buggy would have tried his damnedest to keep you from seeing that extra bit of shame. No lights on during sex. In fact, let’s fuck under the blankets.

Oh, a blow job? He’s not one to turn that down, but how can he get it in your mouth without you seeing it? A blindfold? It would only work if you agreed and this is not the moment to bring that up. Things are moving too fast and you’re practically salivating. You actually are. You’re drooling and fuck- “My dick is red.”

He didn’t even get to say it before you exposed the extra hue. And the poor clown, not only is his nose and the tip of his dick a bright red, but so are his cheeks and that blush is spreading fast. But faster than that, is your mouth on him. Did he know red is your favorite color?

And sure, it definitely takes a lot of time for Buggy to accept that you do like it. Love it. Adore it. That you aren’t planning to fuck with him, but you want to worship him. To worship his entire body.

And to tease him. Definitely tease him. The poor crew, but it’s just so fun to mess with Buggy. He gets flustered far too easily.

We all know about strawberries and whipped cream, but what about strawberries and sweetened condensed milk? The creamy liquid dripping on a bright red strawberry. The way you lick the sticky substance soooo slowly while staring at Buggy. The little string that trails from the fruit to your mouth. The explosion in his pants looks exactly like that damn strawberry.

Maybe when you’re done with that little snack, you’ll be in the mood for something with a bit more body.

[gachagon]

I don't think Kaiser and Ness would be good together

Which is why i think about their relationship constantly despite that, i love these freaky little soccer dudes and their obsessive codependency

If there's one ship in bllk that I absolutely adore the content for and think about constantly besides Kunigiri, it's Kainess. And it's not because I think "Oh they'd be such a wonderful couple" or "They look good together", this is one of those ships where if they ever got together I feel like they'd actively make each other worse because they have so much internal stuff to work on alone first, you know? And just thinking about that potential train wreck of a relationship is enough to keep me entertained for weeks on end.

I've said before that Kaiser and Ness are a Bachira and Isagi parallel in that they show the toxic bad sides of a codependent relationship, but I think there's more to it than that. Like Kaiser and Ness are reliant on each other for both ego and attention, but they're also both deeply lonely people at the end of the day. Even in the scenes where it's just the two of them, they never let up the act of trying to surpass everyone and be at the top.

They have no silly banter or back and forth, even in this panel Ness looks more like Kaiser's personal servant than his friend or partner.

Where as everyone else in the Blue Lock compound has some healthy way of destressing after a match, these two weirdos (affectionate) sit in dark rooms and watch the same matches over and over again while plotting like saturday morning cartoon villains on what to do next game. I mean, even Itoshi Rin has a destress activity he does that's NOT soccer related that helps him not morph into some soccer obsessed monolouging freak, so to see these guys just constantly always planning and thinking and practicing it really puts into perspective how much of the time that they spend together is them not having a fun time casually. And if you compare what they do on their down time with what the other "partners" in Blue Lock do, this difference becomes even more apparent.

And I don't know, I find that to be a really interesting aspect of their relationship just because even though they are so clearly missing all of the key elements meant to make a healthy partnership, it still works on the field anyways because they're both equally obsessed with the same thing. Kaiser loves football and wants to be the best. Ness want's to see Kaiser become the best because he loves football. Their devotion to the game drives them closer to one another, but it's clear only one side holds any real "affection" for the other directly outside of the game.

Now, I do NOT think Kaiser hates Ness which I think people assume if you say "Kaiser doesn't hold a lot of empathy for Ness, or cares for him" that it translates to "Kaiser hates him".

I think Kaiser keeps Ness around because deep down he knows that at the end of the day the only person who would be willing to follow him even if he couldn't become the worlds best is Ness. And I think that's because Ness loves soccer in a different way than Kaiser does. To Ness, soccer is a really magical sport and one where amazing things can happen. And Kaiser is the only character who has done the most insane feats in the manga so far. Kaiser does things on the field that seem impossible until he pulls it off, which is the whole crux of his ego anyways: Making the impossible, Possible.

So as long as Kaiser plays that way and does all of the amazing things he's been doing, Ness would follow him literally anywhere because that's what drives him.

But Kaiser is different, it's clear that to him soccer/football is not something that is grounded in the fantastical, but something that's tangible and real to him. He takes it seriously even if he goes about it in the most dramatic and campy way possible. Looking at old chapters of Blue Lock when Kaiser was first introduced is so interesting to me because I forgot about Kaiser's whole "king" attitude where he pretty much talks and acts like some nobleman with a crown and scepter.

He even makes Ness "bow" to others or makes Ness physically lower than him like a king does with some peasant. You could chalk it up to him making Ness "apologize" in the Japanese way by also bowing, but I don't think that's why he does it just because his entire character is just so "king" coded.

It's worth noting that he also makes Ness "bow" whenever Ness seems to lose any kind of faith in them winning. Which is why I don't think the above two times was him making Ness apologize, but that its something he does to ground himself or make Ness fall more in line with how he's thinking at the moment. Notice how he seems to only do it when Ness isn't sticking to the right "script" or seems to show the wrong reaction openly etc.

But anyways, Kaiser and Ness love soccer but they don't love it for the same reasons and that is what ultimately conflicts with their relationship in the end. That, and they've both got their own issues to work out.

I feel like if they did ever get together, it just wouldn't work because in order for it to work, Kaiser has to first realize that he can still be an amazing player and have people regard him as the best without obsessing over where he sits in the rankings. That he can perform things nobody else can and never will and that is the thing that will separate him from the rest of the crop, not a trophy saying "Number 1" on it.

Maybe before when they first met things could've worked out well, but even still I think Kaiser was dead set on his goals of becoming number 1 long before he ever met Ness. We will definitely get to see the extent of that next week for sure I hope, when we learn more about Kaiser's past.

[chuuyaa-nakaharaa]

My appearance? Do you think so?

How much?

I'm not religious in any sort of way but I'd be willing to worship you like the god you really are

Just saying

— @dazaii-osamuu

You—

What?

[shitpostingkats]

Okay okay okay, since you are at the start of season 2. I need to ask something rq.

What do you think about Soulburner and Flame so far? Soulburner is my favorite personally from the entirety from Vrains, but I also love Flame. So I am very curious to hear what you think about them so far!! SORRY I AM JUST EXCITED GO HEAR PEOPLE'S OPINIONS OF STUFF I LIKE-

Excitement is always welcome in this house, bestie.

I'm having a BLAST with Soulburner, in exactly the way you sometimes look at characters that seems almost suspiciously tailor made to your character tastes. What do you MEAN he's a happy love filled shonen boy with fire and explosions???? AND he's an awkward socially blunt weirdo by day???? Who leaked the file of Spk's Favorite Character Types and decided to throw that into a blender????

LOOK AT THIS SCARF.

How much in-game currency do you think he paid for an animated accessory with a custom particle trail? I'm obsessed.

He's got such a good dynamic with Yusaku, both capable of laser focusing on the task at hand, but Theo does it in such a different font. The only bad thing I can say about him is that I am not capable of following the rapid fire flow of information that is Salamangreats, and my word association brain finds it very weird that the archetype has yet to show me a single salamander monster. What do you MEAN this isn't an archetype based on lizards???

(Literally my only complaint. I understand that it's silly but I really like lizards okay. Kagetokage was peak and I miss him every day. But I am coming around to salads.)

Flame is such a delight as well. Instead of the passionate idiot that you'd normally associate with Fire (Soulburner has that base covered), we've got this cool and collected british dude who you think has it put together until he opens his mouth and you realize he's a little bit insane actually. I just met a certain little green fella and am slowly coming to realize that all the ignis are just Like This. And it's GREAT. And totally makes sense for the weird road to personhood these lil guys had, but mostly I just love that they're all unhinged and slightly wrong in the head. Icons, the lot of them.

But most importantly, the thing that absolutely endears Flame and Soulburner to me is their dynamic together. Friend shaped cheerful shonen boy who just wants friends but also lights himself on fire on the reg, and his six inch tall little weirdguy whose snippy and sarcastic but gives friendship speeches to his human buddy because he openly shows that he would burn down the whole world for this guy. Just like Ai and Yusaku, they've got this ever-so-slightly-unhealthy trauma bond going on. (Which is great. Again, praise be to the writing that this show makes such a complicated dynamic come across even while not directly addressing it, just in little day-to-day conversations and incidental remarks.) But unlike the other two, they're also so openly affectionate and casually ride-or-die. They laugh at each others jokes! They gas up each others bits and have honest conversations! They're freaking besties and it's so funny when they're standing next to Mx. Yusaku "I have never learned what a normal healthy social interaction is in my life" Fujiki and Mr. A "I grew up on the internet and have a weird understanding of social norms so I just make jokes and think that constitutes a friendship" i.

I knew I'd love them when Theo sat down and tried to explain human social rituals to Flame through their shared special interest, I knew I ADORED them when Soulburner asked "Why are you acting like we're going to lose?" and Flame replied "For dramaaa~"

[mewhenthhe]

do spill everything about your selkie ocs pls 👀

UUUMMMM UM OK HAVE DISJOINTED THOUGHTS (with a pearl drawing to draw you in…)

pearl lore:

uhhh so basically when he was like four they accidentally caught him in a fishing boat, assumed he must’ve been like some weird ass lost kid, and he got adopted by the parents of a girl who was there. he had trouble walking/balancing for a while so he has some like permanent knee scrapes. he also is entirely unaware of being a creature and refuses to go near the ocean, despite liking it a lot instinctively, because all he remembers abt it is that it’s scary and bad (vague four year old memories). he refused to get rid of the weird little gray fabric scrap they found him with and eventually he repurposed it like a scarf and never takes it off (except to shower) (because humans don’t wear clothes in the shower silly billy)

katie lore:

katie is literally the yapper. she will pack bond with anyone including the little weirdo freak that is pearl (affectionate). very social very upbeat but when she’s tired she will straight up shut down. lovessss to swim but would never even consider bringing her jacket in there?? bc that’s weird??? she doesn’t have as much definite story in my head but i think she probably got beached when she was like basically a baby

the way pearl/katie finds out pearl is a selkie:

basically they’re on a beach day with pearls older adopted sister ellie (emi?) (probably ellie) and they go and sit on a big rock to have like a lil picnic day

ellie dips to go get napkins and people show up and start getting on katie’s ass for no reason (on the swim team while transgender) and pearl gets up to try and do something and loses his balance (he has shit balance) (and some knee scrape scars bc of it) (also anyway he falls in the ocean scarf selkie cloak and all)

so katie takes off her jacket to help pearl who’s getting swept towards the rocks but in the process she slams her head on a rock and pearl seal edition has to drag her to shore. it’s all very janky after that and katie still doesn’t know abt herself and is not sure if she hallucinated half of it or not but they were gone for like hours and ellie is worried as hell

[starscelly]

top 5 goalies!

ONLY FIVE??? this is cruel and unusual

jake oettinger. surprising to nobody. fated 2017 draft class and usntdp AND bu WEIRDO. "oh im normal" bro you are waxing poetics in ur postgames and speaking soulfully about how sad you get about your friends getting traded when nobody was even traded yet. you are Not Normal you are a Sentimental Freak.

jeremy swayman-linus ullmark. do not separate they count as one. sway made my stars look silly right in front of mine eyes and i couldnt even be mad bc Look At Them. love is real.

scott wedgewood. he is not a defenseman's girlfriend he is several defensemen's Father. also just silly and fun and a reliable backup. deserves awards just for going to prom with seggy

tuukka rask. ik he's retired but. goalie i grew up with. angry little weirdo. WOULD chase his teammates with a knife and i think thats beautiful.

MAF. undeniably narratively delicious. unfortunately almost always on teams i hate now.

SORRY but honorable mentions to bish and dobby (my first stars goalies.... beloveds....) AND the freaks (affectionate) that are lyon and jarry who pop up on my dash all the time

[caligulascatnip]

who is the more Weirdo (affectionate)

and does the other acknowledge their Weirdo

HONESTLY i think theyre both equally freaks, or almost equally, with Nepeta being Slightly more weird.

Eridan would probably like to pretend shes normal, but hes not, and Nepeta knows that . He sees right through him . probably brings out her silliness a bit :3

Eridan would also probably act annoyed but overall eachothers weirdness is probably endearing. theyre Freaks and they know it.

[penguin--person]

silly question but: does wolf alík look any different from a regular wolf? when she's fully transformed, is there anything that sets her apart, or does she just look like an average, straight up wolf?

ty for asking this actually!!! i think about this a bunch, like, what human traits alík keeps, if she can bark/howl, if a pack of wolves would accept her, etc !!! ill talk about this under cut bc its like . idk? im not sure if this is body horror ? like its not just her being a wolf , its her being a messed up wolf .. uncanny wolf up ahead!! + some blood but not that much.. also warning ur getting a much longer answer than you were probs asking for lol

so i made a little image getting into details about her mutation just now, But i do first want to show off this art that my friend blazy (@/mothssmeat - go check his art out its super swag!!!) made of her for artfight last year !! He Gets Her he gets her wolfness he gets it

check out the speedpaint !! blazy's sooo niceys for drawing such an awesome alík art ... its So good . do you see how her nose is turning into one of a wolf? but so painfully ?? so slowly that its just !! how shes tearing up, blood around her ?? god . like God. oh my goddd . and her fur !! how its growing in patches around her body, starting like wild from her head, her eyebrows combined, just like !! its growing around like mold and i find that really cool .. hehe sorry just had to fangirl about this art ofher . i dont get the chance oftne . anyway. in a more professional manner: god sorry i cant yet . oh my fucking goddd . oh my GOD !!!! just look at that . what is that thing!!! dear god!!! ok. im normal now (lying ).

look at her hands and feet. human joints should not be like that, and wolf paws do not look like that. her claws.. god just look at them. blazys art explains alíks messed up wolf situation far better than i ever could. her ears, too, are just... god, look at them!! i have to move on from this art or ill just keep saying "look at it!!" but, well. Look at it.

some of my own alík wolf art:) the first one is when shes fully transformed, but also the first ever art i did of her like that, so take it with a grain of salt, but still take it. the second is her like... in her metamorphisis era - my internet connection is kinda MEAN and EVIL right now so i can't add them rn .. ill either rb with them later or edit them into the post. for now i just put links to the images :( sorry! plus the mentioned image from before. now Onto serious business

something that alík always has, no matter form, is her human eyes - but they're not really human! their colouration is one of a wolf's, and her eyesight is also almost as good as that of one. this is messed up when she's in full wolf mode, because its really.. just, weird. can you imagine looking at a dog with human eyes? a cat? a cow? no!! because its weird!!!! shes a FREAK!! (affectionate)

another weirdo thing about her face is her teeth. hes got canine teeth, no doubt about it, but i do think she has a bit more teeth than she should have.. maybe three more... ? two more? i think the amount of teeth is not equivalent with neither the amount humans should have nor the amount wolves should have.. like 38 or smth. this doesn't change in her transformation, but her jaw and gums do! it hurts! Ouchies! it also shifts her teeth around.. tbh i wouldnt be surprised if she lost a tooth or two transforming sometime.

as you may have noticed, alík has most of her fur on her head! this is because of hair! she has a big ol' tuft of fur on her head when she's in wolf mode and it makes her look silly. depending on how far along in transition they are, their fur is like... its in blotches over their body. a tuft here, a tuft there, no fur at all someplace else... her spine gets covered in fur first. bc its like !! hair to tail:)

her limbs are weird, too. her arms are more humanoid than her legs - my friend mikey @/monstertsunami shows this wonderfully in his art of alík and their gf idk who she is i heard shes some kind of loser? ermmm what the freak🔥

oh wow it let me add an image that time Awesome!!! anyway, you can see how her feet are pretty pawsome, huh?? shes got pawpads - is that what its called for wolves? i cant find info :( - and her joints are more.. like, look at how she's standing! her ankles! everybody say thank you mikey... !!! this stays in her wolf form, in a way

in the 'mentioned image' from before, you can see - ifyou can read my handwriting lol - that there's text around her feet/paws (peets...) that says 'human hands - fucked up paws'. in the linked image 'first one' , you can see her fucked up wolf hands more clearly! thats something that ive kept. i think she could grab you, even as a wolf. she keeps her thumbs. even if they dont work as well. this makes running as a wolf difficult for her, because her fingers are very much in the way !! herr back feet are more wolf-like in her wolf mode, even twisting her hips to work better !! opposite goes for her hands, though - her arms, like.. theyre not good for wolves ! her elbow is forced into a shitty position, her shoulders are.. bad...

and, as mentioned, her nose is fucked up. the smell of blood is an intimate friend of hers 💥it like.. god, her face goes through So Much. her skull gets absolutely , like ... goddd shes definetely broken bones transforming before... her nose is like, stretched out ? idk how to explain it .. its like if you used the 'free transform' tool on it

in short, id say theres a few main things that set alík apart from a regular wolf:

human eyes

human hands (sometimes covered in fur)

teeth

body isn't always fully covered in fur (its not easy for his body to bust out ten thousand fur strands all over his body, ya know? needs resources for that to happen)

movement (can't run as well, vocal cords arent probs in the best state after her neck fucking... look at it)

smell. she smells weird. oyou dont care about that but wolves would i think

then there's like, little basic anatomy stuff, like she will Never have the proper body of a wolf . maybe if she was like, for a year as a wolf, or two, or maybe even fine her body would be like Ok were wolf now . and her bones would settle ... but this is a question of years and time she does not have. her lifespan is also all kinds of fucked up. if she wasnt being experimented on evey day of her life ever, she'd probs live until her 40s? maybe late 40s if she had a HEALTHY LIFESTYLE filled with JOY and WHIMSY!!!! but i think now she'll die like, in her pafl au, i dont think she'll make it to 35.. sad! ouppy gone

also im working on an alík thing .. + the other two .. but also alík

CANINE GIRL coming to YOUR THEATRES in SOON!!!! hehe... im not making a song thats like too much for me. i can only make music that soundgs good to me idk how to make music that others would find tolerable .. my blessing .. teehee .. ill make alík like, a page, like the tptm girls have .. nina and nastya too:) nastyas mockup page is done.. but im not showing!!! you get a sneakpeak of the text tho . ty for the ask ❤️im surprised its letting me add images now . wifis been weird all day .. u also get to see a wip of her display sona

idk what her name would be . superlative girl ? unrivalled ? irrelevant ? victorious ? precious ? vote in the comments down below!!!Ninas will be some shit like. unknown girl. apathy girl. etc ... i havent gotten to alíks display sona yet but you KNOW shes ouppy!!!!

okieee‼️‼️‼️thats it . hope ur ok with me sharing the tptm stuff .... ❤️❤️💥💥💥ty again for the ask !!!

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Hello, Chen...Now, as fan of both Haikyuu and Blue Lock, I will NOT ask which is better, because both series are amazing....But, can you imagine in AU, which characters will be besties from both series if they ever meet? Why you think that? Please pick at least 5 characters from both series...Thx ⭐

Ooohh fun question let me see

1. Bachira and Hinata, though I feel like I could put Bachira with a lot of different people with Bachira lmao, but I imagine they would get along similarly to Nishinoya and Hinata. More so Bachira but both of them kinda have the monster thing going on too so I think they're kinda of equal grounds of crazy/socialable lol.

2. Sae and Atsumu. I...yeah....I haven't gotten to the Inarizaki match or the training camp in my rewatch yet so I could probably elaborate more then, but I feel strongly about this one. Both perfectionist freaks in my mind that are picky about the strikers they work with lmao. Or maybe they would be rivals idk, but to me they are kind of similar. Maybe Oikawa could go here too but Oikawa is a lot more silly goofy compared to Sae and definitely not as cruel imo.

3. Hiori and Kenma. GamerCore for both of them but I think their play philosophy is pretty similar too, they're support but also set up the plays for the court/field. I think they would get along great asjdkflgl, maybe the most out of anyone on this list lmao

4. Shidou and Tendou are both freaky weirdos (affectionate), at least on the surface lol. I think they share the trait where at first glance they are definitely the biggest weirdos in their series and as time goes on you're like Oh maybe they're kinda the only normal ones actually asjdkfl. Together they would be so much fun omg.

5. Uhhhhh hmmmm Bokuto and Isagi maybe? Struggled to come up with another one but I think they'd vibe lol. Both kinda got that split personality/moods going on (in different ways but still lol) and I think they kinda have similar ways of playing their respective sports.

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What’s that mean? A little to the left?

((Just for funsies, I’m taking the Creepypasta stories and characters we all know and love and shifting em a bit to fit my whims. I was also inspired by other folks who were around when Creepypasta was first big coming back and putting their own spin on things! ))

((The other main inspiration for this nonsense comes from my nostalgia for the Creepypasta fandom. Yes, the pretty-boy filled, found family-esque, Slender Mansion side of things. I love actual horror oh-so-much, but I’m truthfully not the best as writing and drawing the horrors myself, and instead wanted to look into the found family side of things, where some weirdo teenagers and young adults could live together in the woods being their creepy selves. I also want to put my own spin on these characters that mean a lot to me, and maybe try and smooth out some parts that haven’t aged so well.))

((With that being said, I’m by no means perfect, so if I get something wrong, please kindly let me know and I’ll do what I can to fix things up!))

((Ultimately, this blog is my own little love letter to Creepypasta and an excuse to start to post my art on the internet because that’s SCARY and it has to be PERFECT… unless I’m doing something for funsies ;)))

Gimme specifics.

((I’ll add more here as needed!))

((We’re focusing on a Slendermansion type feel here, following Jeff. I’ll be tweaking some names and designs, (ex: there is a Ticci Toby “stand in” named Trevor as the original creator did not want their character to continue to be used, and I want to respect that as much as I can.) but will keep closer to general story aspects and character vibes more than anything.))

((In this world, stories and reputations hold power. For example, thats why Slenderman is so powerful- everyone has heard of and is afraid of him!))

((Unfortunately, not all creatures are as fond of humanity as Slendy is, so lesser demons and other creatures may try to make a name for themselves by sparking urban legends. ))

((So, is humanity just screwed? Not quite! What if we could use our own fear against them? Maybe then we’d stand a chance…))

Is this blog for me? (DNI-ish)

((I’ll say the usual DNI of “don’t be an asshole”any bigotry and hate will get you blocked. TERFs, also get out of here. To be frank, I’ve never written a DNI before, and I acknowledge we’re all just freaks on the internet, but let’s keep things chill. Don’t come in here with The Really Freaky Shit. (Hardcore gore, nsfw, etc. I am also not comfortable with “proship”, so please move along.)))

((I’ll be keeping this page sfw, but pg-13 with most likely some crude jokes, horror related content (it’s a creepypasta blog, my guy) and “implications.”))

I have more questions. Dear god, so many questions.

((Fair enough- Shoot me, or one of the pastas an ask! I’ll do my best to answer as I can, but ultimately this blog is just for fun so I may not be incredibly prompt. I’m down for questions and comments regarding the blog itself (check #blogkeeping !), the au, heck, even myself if you really want (#playing jax). I’ll also list helpful tags for things here as they come about. ))

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no one is allowed to call me "baby boy" >:(

except my mom she can call me whatever she likes<3