#sir... serve

[dabeth-is-dead]

I'm reading Persuasion again, and I am just tickled by the complete takedown of Sir Walter Elliot that is his introduction.

Jane Austen said, "Meet Sir Walter Elliot. He's very pretty and he has a baronetcy and he sucks so bad. He's just so self-absorbed and all he cares about is how pretty he is and the fact that he has a baronetcy. The only reason that he should actually be proud of these things is because they probably scored him his very awesome (and tragically dead) wife, whose only major flaw was that she married him."

I don't think I'll ever understand people who claim that persuasion isn't as funny as her other novels.

[vainvaiheart]

behind every sandy man is a woman rooting for his downfall

[shitpostingkats]

The most important part of the Altissia chapter is when they're being questioned by customs and Ignis looks at their party of:

1) Him 2) A college age punk 3) A man wider and taller than a fridge wearing no shirt and with several enormous scars 4) The actual crown prince of a neighboring country, making no effort to disguise himself

and decides their best cover story is

"✨We are students of the culinary arts.✨"

And it works.

[lesiasmadness]

Professor Slayton over here

Shows up to a murderer reveal with a cup of tea

sits with his legs crossed watching the cops accuse a person he KNOWS is innocent (and is my favourite NPC how dare)

waiting for his moment

Luke, hold my tea

[edgymegatronus]

I’ll actually never get over how big he is

[puppish-3]

It is laundry day 😫 my least favorite chore. Send me DMs or asks to distract/entertain me and yourselves.

[almondpiglet]

wow its shimazaki from the hit anime shimazaki psycho 100!! (now streaming on netflix)

[art-from-within]

Varré appreciation post because i feel like between otherworldly Lovecraftian gods, shitpiss fetishizer/s and vorecel doomers, we easily miss that this random cult pilled male (average lands between citizen)'s preferred weapon of choice, a weapon that he chose to offend and defend his life with of his own volition, was

...a spiky hammer shaped like roses. That he WILLINGLY adopted as his signature weapon, a mace resembling a bouquet of blood roses. That he had no qualms against bitch slapping trifling tarnished and native cucks alike mid diff (calling them bitchless while at it too.), with a fucking bunch of flowers

Mnnnh. The subtle psychological warfare employed here; bamboozling his opponent with flowers of passion (+gazillion aura) + momentary shock freezes opponent to his advantage. That in a land of magical bows, nerd powers and mana laser blasts , he chose(or even better had it custom made) a steel bundle of flowers as hammer.

You are a famished tarnished. You just arrived in the 'glorious lands between' with empty pockets and a will. One of the first npcs u meet....Immediately calls you a maiden-less and broke bum that would amount to nothing. Try to pull up and show him who is boss? Big mistake, he sends you off with fake roses to your face. Rinse and repeat, or come back until you git gud.

The style? 100/10. The dedication to romantic cultcel aesthetic? 100/10. The serve? 100/10. Certified cunt AND common mohgwyn w.

[mordredpendragon]

obviously i have my biases, but i'm just curious.

a bunch of knights go through grail quest, but what i want to know is your preference for the GRAIL HERO specifically. bonus points if you tell me why!

as a refresher, here's all of the relevant texts they show up in and undergo grail quest

Percival

Peredur (Welsh) Y Seint Greal (Welsh) Perceval + Continuations (French) Parzival (German) Parceval (Norse) Perchevael (Dutch) Prose Perceval (Middle English) Perlesvaus (French) Merlin and the Grail by Robert de Boron (French) Le Morte D'Arthur by Thomas Malory (Middle English) The Quest for the Holy Grail (Vulgate) (French) The Quest for The Holy Grail (Post-Vulgate) (French) La Tavola Ritonda (Italian)

Galahad and Bors

Le Morte D'Arthur by Thomas Malory (Middle English) The Quest for the Holy Grail (Vulgate) (French) The Quest for The Holy Grail (Post-Vulgate) (French) La Tavola Ritonda (Italian)

Gawain

The Crown by Heinrich von dem Türlin (Diu Crône) (German) Perlesvaus (French)

Lancelot and Arthur

Perlesvaus (French)

links are supplied by the Arthurian Preservation Project!

[ckducky]

It's Bitching about Heaven hours

[beardedmrbean]

[all-this-panic-still-no-disco]

some days i think about how i picked up heated rivalry thinking it would be a cookie cutter generic smut fest only to discover it was a genuinely heart squeezing unique one in a million smut fest

[ratshells]

I find it very funny as like someone who works in a medical field that the Touchstarved MC was easily able to identify that Kuras was a doctor. I understand that it’s just to make him stand out but..

WHERE IS YOUR LAB COAT SIR!!!! DO YOU NOT FEAR GETTING SICK ON YOUR CLOTHES!!!! GLOVES? CLIPPING YOUR SLEEVES??? He working part-time as a doctor and full time at the Cunt Serving Factory™️ i need to see his license

[puppish-3]

Gooooooood morning! Currently doing everything possible to avoid doing what I should be doing. Help distract me?

[lonesomecupid]

literally

[cryingpariah]

Imma need the One Piece fans and the Date Everything enjoyers to cross over for a second pretty please!!!

Oh, the Fem!Crocodile of it all

The fact that she’s a safe, the outfit aligning very well with a lot of Fem!Croc designs I’ve seen

The fact that she’s a dominatrix that calls the player a pathetic wretch and herself mistress

Oh! And she’s voiced by Laura Post :)! (Diana Cavendish of LWA, Mai Zenin from JJK, Isabelle in TPN, and Tamayo KNY!!)