#sirruber

[valartlover]

Does he make you fell the love?❤️

[esmeralda-is-not-your-princess]

Valentine's Day Dump: Non-Hunchback

[hvitabiorn]

sirruber said it'd be rad if I sketched Ondolemar So I did Have a really shitty sidelong sketch of Altmer trash [ I KID I KID ]

[imthelcstprincess]

sirruber, dark-swan-princess, alwayssmilingbeifong, spiritofellie started following you

"Hey there!  Who might you be?"

[clippedwingsofglory]

Excuse me, aren't you dead?: Ruber and Kayley

In the years which had passed since becoming a knight of the Round Table, Kayley had learned several hard facts about the world. Firstly, it was full of more treachery than her books and her dreams had ever led her to understand, and those things which she had once craved confronted her so often that she learned to treat them as the week's new hurdle to overcome. Garrett had helped with that. His bitter sarcasm and pessimism had finally worked their caustic effects on her bubbling enthusiasm, not demotivating her but causing her to see the world in a way less likely to make her run headlong into needless danger. Well... her temperament didn't let her pause quite often enough, but theoretically...

She was rambling again. In her own head. What was the other thing?

Oh, yes. Also... wait, what was that sound? She sat up in Fianna's saddle, straining her eyes. It was coming from a cave... and there was smoke...? She hopped off Fianna and, with a hand on the hilt of her sword, crept toward the mouth of the cave.

If it was bandits, she was supposed to scream very loudly to frighten them. No, no, she was supposed to sneak up on them and take out as many as possible before they noticed! But that wouldn't work... she was loud at the best of times.

She peeked into the mouth of the cave, and instead of either of those options, she called, "Hello?"

Garrett would probably be muttering something about how she was getting them both killed if he were here, instead of back negotiating in Camelot... but now this was her problem.

[dcrmant]

Cursed // @sirruber

"I'm who?"

After managing to convince her aunts that she had been simply picking berries, she came home to find a beautiful evening gown on one of the chairs, and a birthday cake in the corner. Although she had suspected a surprise, she was still thoroughly delighted, and thanked her aunts profusely before blurting out her own surprise.

She didn't mean to mention meeting Ruber; it just sort of came out with all the excitement and happiness surrounding her. She had been vague, thankfully, so her aunts didn't know who he specifically was or that he was hiding just outside the warm light of the cottage, but it was still enough to make all the celebration stop, and her aunts to study her with serious faces before deciding to "sit her down and tell her the truth".

"So...let me get this straight.", Briar murmured, anger coming over her features. "I cannot see him again because I'm Princess Aurora--the Princess Aurora, mind you--and you plan to dress me up and take me to see the King and Queen once my supposed 'curse' is lifted?" She laughed bitterly, pinching the bridge of her nose. "I knew that mentioning to meet a stranger would make you angry, but I didn't think you would go as as far as spoon-feed me a fairy tale in order to keep me cooped up here."

Knowing a window was open nearby, she wondered if Ruber could hear what she knew (and deep down, secretly hoped) was a nonsensical lie.

However, after looking up, all she saw in her aunts' faces was pure honesty, and her anger quickly began to falter as a look of fear crossed her features. "I-I'm not really the lost Princess...am I?"

[shewxllrise]

+2

sirruber

king-dedede-the-pimp-king

"You don't look Russian... Anyway, you happen to know how to get to Paris?"

[halforcsmash]

sirruber started following you

[ANGRILY SINGS AS I LOOK FOR MY SILVER WINGED FALCON]

[of-rabbits-and-demons-blog]

Have Fun Storming The Embassy

This party would be easy enough to sneak into. It wasn't as if she'd never been to an embassy party before, they had them every year, and every year her family had been invited. The difficult part would be navigating the rest of the building. Even she had never been outside of the main hall...  She sighed, tugging at the sleeve of her rather uncomfortable party clothes (she had never liked dressing up like this, she would much rather wear something simple) and headed up to the entrance, invitation in hand.  Once inside, she went straight to get herself a drink, then sat down to scope out the room. The altmer girl didn't speak to anyone, nor did she make eye contact with anyone. She had to focus on making this work...

[shewolfofskyrim]

+overthrown-queen and sirruber

"Oh god, I want to kill you."

[alduinoftamriel-blog]

sirruber has started following you

The beast looked to the small human, he didn't seemed like a threat, nor' did the puny being have a single vibe come off of him that would make Alduin even spit fire at him in a mocking way. "You seem like a pathetic one.." Alduin stated, examining Ruber. The might dragon's breath was so low, it seemed as if he was growling in a way.

[esmeralda-is-not-your-princess]

//AU's and repo! The calls of our people

[sivaas-kendov]

sirruber said: elvis beat his wife party pooper noises

whoa there space cosby i meant his music not him. he was a terrible person lmao

[oddjobselysion-blog]

sirruber replied to your post:"I don’t want to hear about Ancano’s dick."...

yes you do

[whines] "NooooooooOOoo"

[blinding-knight-blog]

19 transguy heterosexual [puts up both middle fingers and walks backward]

YOU’RE WRONG ACTUALLY 

[clippedwingsofglory]

Things that Just Don't Stay Found// Ruber and Kayley

If she'd known that when she got back to Camelot she'd just find that half the other knights had been mobilized on yet another all-point search for Excalibur, she would've just stayed in that stupid God-forsaken territory and hounded Ruber until he told her what his goons had done with it. Sacred stone-stuck metal didn't just fall out of the sky, this was serious!

She found that Garrett had gone off without her-- tagging along after Lancelot who he'd always admired and all that nonsense-- and she was left to go wandering around alone again. Well, she could handle Ruber, right? Immortality was mostly just an inconvenience, anyway.

She double-stocked for a long journey tracing the burly barbarian and armed herself to the fullest extent of her arsenal, which really she ought to have done before but-- oh! Well, that looked promising.

"Hullo!" she shouted. "You, blobby person! I've a bone to pick with you!"