#slides this over here

[lucabyte]

On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.

Bonus:

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

[morganbritton132]

Eddie held his hand out to Steve and handed him a bug once and Steve has never trusted anything Eddie has tried to give him since. He tried to hand him some gum that he asked for and Steve said, “Sit it on the table.”

[queenimmadolla]

this picture. this is—when i think of eddie???? this picture.

the mischief, the smugness, the raising of a brow, the way he’s fighting a smirk (he fails to keep it off, it comes to fruition in the scene, as we all witnessed), the amount of character in this one frame, this one scene. if i had to pick one picture to convey all of eddie’s essence—it would be this picture.

[iknowitwontwork]

thinking thoughts abt....todo asking megumi his type in WOMEN...todo only adding that 'if he likes MEN its fine too' when asking MEGUMI ONLY and NO ONE ELSE.....megumi saying as long as that PERSON NOT WOMAN has an unshakable character....ITADORI'S name literally meaning "unshakable character"....megumi embarrassed to tell itadori his answer to todo's question in the jjk game....thinking THOUGHTS.

[kinda-wanna-kiss-your-gf]

skittles powerpoint night:

101 Reasons I Don't Like Water - regulus

wrackspurts, nargles, and other conspiracy theories they're all hiding from you. ALL OF THEM. THEY'RE ALL LYING - pandora

why my music taste is better than yours (spoiler: im just better like that) - evan

hear me outs magical BEASTS edition 🤭🤭 - barty (he's sulking bcs his "100 reasons rosie is GREAT in bed" got vetoed by everyone including evan. the betrayal)

10 times i caught your horrendous fashion senses on camera - dorcas

[rebouks]

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Sidney: What were you thinking? Robin: It wasn’t my fault. Sidney: Debateable. You shouldn’t take them with you if you’re not going to keep an eye on them. Robin: I don’t have a million eyes! Oscar: Ma. Sidney: Well. Oscar: You’re looking at this all wrong, anyway-.. Byrd, what’re we not gonna do in future? Byrd: Uhhhhh-.. handstands on wobbly fences? Courtney: Robin? Robin: Let Byrd climb on shitty fences. Oscar: See? Sidney: [mutters] Give me strength. Wren: What do you need strength for? Sidney: Your father’s unquenchable thirst for chaos. Oscar: You need to relax every now n’ then, you might actually enjoy yourself for once. Sidney: Bah, you sound like Ally. Alton: Hm-.. what? Sidney: Nothing-.. where’s the salad? Oscar: What’s done is done-.. let’s just agree to steer clear of the hospital for a while, okay guys? I’m sick of the place. Robin: Maybe we could get a member’s card. Ava: I want to go! Oscar: Noooo, you don’t. Ava: How do you know what I want?! Sidney: Ask Robin to watch you for a day, you’ll be there in no time. Oscar: Ignore your grandma-.. she’s just an expert at putting the salt in Salton. Alton: I still don’t understand that joke…

[cosbeans]

time to board the train everypony

[momentomori24]

Based on a theory on tiktok and a little post I made a while ago. I saw this meme and immediately knew how to add some angst for them. Forgive me, Golfgang nation. Happy Valentine's, guys 🙃

[vaguely-concerned]

so when adaar tells harding that they got her mother out of danger in ferelden before the blight really hit, and that she's safe with 'some old friends' for the duration... good people of tumblr I was just hit with the incredibly funny concept that harding's ma is spending the entirety of the veilguard double blight hanging out with the valo-kas mercenary company. ma harding and shokrakar is the buddy comedy duo I didn't realize I needed until right in this moment. they butt heads to begin with but end up seeing eye to eye eventually. with the help of some crates, and creativity.

(...in fact since harding's parents have canonically amicably divorced since inquisition.......( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hello my second nichest but also perhaps most valid dragon age pairing thus far. lace bringing taash home with her for the first time only to find her mother standing on a chair to also be passionately making out with a powerful and bluntly hilarious vashoth warrior is something that can actually be so personal.)

[recurring-polynya]

never change, hinamori

[1663moon]

currently thinking of a potential omegaverse!f1 grid fic, but the hardest thing for me, is that i breath and live polyamory - and i can't write omegaverse, if there's no polycule. which then means i wanna write about a lot of different relationships and dynamics, and then it gets messy, because who do i prioritise? how i write a plot? is it just slices of life? is it just moments? because i have lots of them.

[sastielsfandom]

Godstiel apologizing to Sam with sandwiches and salads. Sam wants to be upset but can't because they're the best sandwiches and salads he's ever had.

[shaykai]

Easily the worst thing about Vat’il (outside of everything else about him) is that he made Lae’zel sad :(

(doesn’t help with how quickly he attaches himself to Gortash 😔)

[stellohi]

spreads hands across the table. alright here's the scheme: my best friend is a staunch philza main (as I also was 5 years ago) and has been meaning to get into hermitcraft & life series creators.

i am debating making a rendog powerpoint to slowly persuade them to watch him (and some other hermits aside from the most popular creators) either way,,, but do I ALSO pull out the red string corkboard to dissect the themes of renchanting across the entirety of life series? and if so how far down the corkboard do I dare cross. do I show them the Yearning

[shotmrmiller]

“Giving people some of my food is actually one of my love languages.”

Omg same I just offered my leftover burnt sweet potato fries to my sister that are practically black 🥰

it's the thought that counts, sugar.