#smarmy

[blondebrainpowered]

Larry Dallas on Three's Company, 1977 - 1984

[itspileofgoodthings]

I love a movie that has many relationships stacked on top of each other and woven around each other, a movie that has many hugs, and a movie that is emotionally resonant because of but even sometimes in spite of the writing.

[feletida]

Zan what do you see? - monologuing. Lots of monologuing.

[evilhorse]

Spit it out, darling. I don’t bite.

(Shazam #4)

[lostintransist]

Skipped right past tea kettle laughing and into silent wheezing as I search for air.

Gaz: You know who you remind me of?

Graves: ... who?

Gaz: Prince Hans

Graves: From Frozen??

Gaz: Yep

Graves:

Gaz: I hope you're devastated

[webbydoo]

Accomplished face

[kitamars]

blows you up with my mind

[pmpknsoup]

a sketch instead of a finished piece bc i have so much i wanna draw and like no time

[ztremx]

That SLAP and TICKLE

28 August, 2024

Fred X Mertz

Tumblr Smarm

27 August , 1904 Aleksandr Blok (1880-1921), Selected Poems

[smarmimo]

I played an ace attorney game for the first time it was rly fun teehee

[merakiui]

AHHH BEING SEXUALLY BULLIED BY EELS FOR REFUSING TO SIGN AZUL’S CONTRACT 💖💖💖💖

ESPECIALLY IF UR A STUBBORN LITTLE THING WHO HAS TOO MUCH PRIDE FOR THEIR OWN GOOD

VIBRATORS AND FINGERING AND EATING OUT 🙏

AFTER AWHILE AZUL JUST LEANING OVER CONTRACT IN HAND ASKING IF “perhaps you’ve changed ur mind due to…circumstances?”

AND WHEN U TELL HIM TO “G-GO ToO he-HELL”

HE JUST SMIRKS “perhaps another half an hour then?”

BEFORE 2 GRINNING EELS GO BACK TO MAKING U SCREAMMMMMM

ENOUGH IDEAS TO FANTASIES ABOUT FOR A MONTH 💖💖💖

YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

Quite literally tossing you to the eels. >:) and they know just how to make you squirm and squeal. They don’t even have to restrain you. They’re strong enough to manhandle you and it’s not like you can push them off. But then it’s also humiliating when, rather than continuing to shove at them, you grab at their shoulders and try to pull them closer. Your resolve melts away after a third orgasm and by then all you can really think about is how good it feels even though you really should try harder to remain in control of your wits. >_<

Long tongues poking and prodding at your deepest place, hands roaming your feverish body, Floyd’s mouth at your neck, his teeth scraping over your pulse….. not quite gnawing, but there’s enough pressure to feel the prominent points of his teeth. So close to drawing blood and you almost beg him to do so, but that would be falling right into Octavinelle’s slimy fins!!! >:( or Jade who presses the softest kisses down your stomach towards your sex, but he’s wearing such a sharp grin the whole time that you think he’s about to devour you. And devour he does when he forces your legs open and presses his face into your crotch, his tongue flicking out to taste you. Ravenous eel who won’t let you know a moment of peace. If they were underwater, you suspect it’d be even more torturous because then they wouldn’t need to pull away to breathe. At least you’re spared that…

And when they’ve finally exhausted your limits, you’re tacky and gross and covered in all kinds of fluids—some of them are your own and the others… those terrible eels!!!!! >:( so tired that you don’t even jerk away when Azul bends down to your height and lifts your chin, a gentle smile on his face as he offers you a soothing cup of tea and a warm bath, complete with a bed to sleep your aches off in (his bed, of course). All you need to do is sign this contract.

If you’re desperate for the aftercare promised to you by the conniving yet strangely sweet in a crooked way octopus, you’ll sign. What other choice do you have? The illusion of a free choice when in reality your hand has been forced nudged considerably.

[transformersandschtuff]

Convinced this is the only reason this little shit is ever kept around (original below cut)

[t00thpasteface]

marvel rivals should have a team-up for thor and loki where i as a thor player get to pick up loki by the neck like a rubber chicken and just use him as a blunt weapon in lieu of mjolnir. and he takes damage from this

[gildedoak]

RadioApple Week - Day 2 - Enemies/Pining

I looked up recipes for "Blackened Duck" and MAN it looks tasty.

SOUTHERN COMFORT FOOD MASTERLIST

[covid-safer-hotties]

Also preserved in our archive

[myapathyhaspeaked]

i couldn’t make the mouth look good so i closed it lol

apparently in the og script he was going to use crofters? it’s a good thing they changed it bc that would’ve actually worked.