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dimetrodone · 5 months ago
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Resisting the urge to be a turd and write smartalec responces to people trying to add optimistic additions to my dead unicorn post.
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pizzaapeteer · 7 months ago
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I would like to see a reader who is not shy at all and is super shameless about anything and everything
LOVE THIS 🤭✨ relating to this post
oooh a blunt smartalec whose unapologetically themselves and doesn't even realise when they've overstepped boundaries?!? I love it kind of reminds me of pansy so those two would be bff's 4sure. Thank you for this! I will be sure to add it into one of my fics in the future I appreciate the feedback 🤍
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daisyjonesgf · 4 months ago
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Bro the next morning after Billy and muse were fucking loud must’ve been awkward. Like Eddie is PISSED because obviously, Graham just can’t look Billy in the eyes, Warren makes some smartalec joke that pisses Billy off and embarrasses muse and Karen is just angry about not getting sleep
-🌾anon
it was so fucking awkward
eddie is passive aggressive all day, making snide remarks at billy whenever he can in the studio
graham is so damn quiet to both muse and billy, like he's like oh my god, he doesn't want to know about things like that with his brother, thoroughly traumatized
warren is being so silly goofy all day, I can imagine teddy lying about the mic not picking billy up so to sing louder (really he wants to see if he can add emotion that way) but warren is like "just do what you were doing last night, man." and billys like stfu 😤
and muse is apologizing profusely to a very tired karen who is so snappy all day because of course she is like she's tired
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herbofgraceandpeace · 7 months ago
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John Mulaney, MY BELOVED.
I love him so much I can’t tell if I’m supposed to hate his character in Fishes, which I don’t. I thinks he’s valid, a smartalec, at least a little bit of a jerk, very funny, and rather normal all things considered. A breath of fresh air
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imsparky2002 · 2 years ago
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Lil’ Monsters
Welcome to DuPont Daycare for Little Monsters, run by the zombie, Caline Bustier, and the headless horsewoman, Olga Mendeliev. Here’s a look at all the students that attend, and one naughty guest.
Maridoll: This little voodoo doll loves to make clothes and dolls for all her friends, even Lila! She's painfully shy, and doesn't do much talking, but is learning how to come out of her shell. Marinette is scared of getting booboos, because her friends will get them as well. Though she has a tendency to panic, she gets comforted by her friends, especially Alya and Reshma. She's also very very close with her best friends, Adrien, Kagami and Luka.
Average Adrien: The newest kid in the monster daycare, Adrien is the first and only human. A bright and happy little ray of sunshine who can stop hearts with his smile, he’s excited to learn about all his new monster friends and their families. He’s willing to try anything, but doesn’t always understand the limits he has as a human. His favorite people to play with are Luka, Kagami, Marinette, and of course, his best friend, Nino!
SpectrAlya: Alya is a friendly ghost girl, and her dream is to become a reporter when she's older. She's always carrying a little microphone, with her best friend Nino as her "camwaman". Her family helps her run a little blog about her daycare, and she's always looking for a scoop. Since she's just a toddler, it's easy for her to jump to conclusions without getting the full story. Still, she's a loyal pal and will do anything to help the other kids. She wishes that ghosts would be allowed to haunt, 'cause it seems so fun!
FrankenNino: A friendly and energetic little boy who just wants to help everybody get along, Nino can often be found settling arguments between his classmates…when he isn’t searching for his missing limbs. As Adrien’s best friend, he tells the young human everything he knows about monsters. He also loves to make music with his friends, scratching on his little toy turntables, when he’s not helping Alya by filming for her blog!
Max Steam: He may be a robot, but he's a real sweet kid. Max's got a passion for discovering new things, and to show them to his inventor Markov. He likes to use big words, though he doesn't always get the pronunciation right. Kim's his best buddy, and he loves reading books to the werepup. He's also got to be careful, since his hardware is brand new, and he doesn't like tripping over himself.
Alix Gorgon: A spirited little toddler who is always mouthing off to people, this little Gorgon is a world class smartalec! Only her best friend Nathaniel is able to reign her in. She loves to play with her Greek Monster friends Simon and Cosette, and frequently gets into trouble doing crazy challenges with Lacey and Kim. She adores her snakies, who she frequently talks and sneaks pieces of her snack to!
WereKim: The most energetic little puppy on the planet, Kim loves to play with all his monster tot friends. He can be more than a little rowdy, he loves to howl, wrestle and chase his tail. But he’s also a very sweet boy, who loves to give hugs and affection, especially to Ondine, who he has an adorable puppy love relationship. He’s the goodest baby boy in the world!
Ivan Bumble: A baby yeti who uses his strength and size to protect others from bullies. He loves to wrestle with his sasquatch cousin Denise, and his favorite kid is Mylene, his flower. If you mess with her, there'll be hell to pay. Also gives the best hugs, and has a tendency to throw boulders.
MyLeaf: A little girl with a green thumb, as well as green skin. She may only be a seedling, but she's already got a passion for saving the environment. Mess with plants around her, and you're in for a bad time. Still, she is a very timid child, constantly apologizing for other kids getting tripped up by her vines. Her powers also grow different flowers depending on her moods. Loves playing and snuggling with her yeti, Ivan.
Draculeka: A sweet little vampire who tries her best to be regal and mysterious like her piratey mama and rockstar papa, but who can’t help causing mischief with her brother Luka and her best friend Rosie. She loves to play music on her toy guitar, jamming out in a little band with some of her friends. She also has a tendency to get nervous and angsty at times, but her friends are able to put a fanged smile back on her face!
Luka Cullen: A mellow and relaxed little vampire who loves making mischief with his sister, Luka sometimes gets into trouble for hypnotizing the teachers for pranks! He loves rocking out on his toy guitar, especially in the little band he’s formed with his friends. He especially loves playing for his friends, Marinette, Kagami and Adrien! He’s a sweet boy, but very protective of those he loves!
SkeleRose: This little skeleton has both a heart and hair of gold, always livening up the room. She's the first to raise her hand in class, which is easy when your limbs are detachable, and always goes out of her way to help her teachers and friends. If only she could stop losing her bones. Her favorite pal is Juleka, a little vampire who she loves very much. She's the singer in their band "Monster Smash".
Chloepatra: A somewhat bossy little mummy who fancies herself the queen of the school, Chloe likes for things to go her way. She does have a nice side, which mostly shows when she plays with her friends, even if she argues with her sister frequently. She’s incredibly dramatic, utilizing her mummy powers to make a grand entrance. She’s also know to throw the occasional tantrum, and heaven help you if you wake her up from a nap!
Zombrina: This little zombie is quite the braniac! She shambles around helping kids with homework, assisting her best friend Chloe, as well as Miss Bustier, who's like a second zombie mama to her. She doesn't want to hurt her friends, and is content with just nomming on their heads, and chewing on little pieces of brain for snacks.
Nath Goyle: A quiet and artistic little gargoyle, Nathaniel loves to draw little pictures for his teachers and friends. He’s a bit of a stickler for the rules, always monitoring the daycare to make sure everyone is behaving. He loves to play with his best friend Marc, who often joins him for a fly around the playground.
MothMarc: A shy and timid little moth, Marc is easily startled and upset by loud noises and sudden movements. He spends a lot of time off on his own in a quiet corner. But he’s also a very kind little boy who loves to write poems and stories for his friends, especially his best friend Nathaniel!
NeferZoe: The nicer of the mummy duo, Zoe often has to keep her sister from getting in trouble with other kids. She's a sweet girl who loves her scarabs, helping her sister to take care of them. She's got a mischevious time, loving to shamble around and act scary, but she gives the best hugs. Her best friend is CosetTaur, who she often calms down when the minotaur is angry.
CosetTaur: This little minotaur will only ram you if you’re being bad. Cosette is usually a very sweet girl who loves playing with Zoe, and solving puzzles is her favorite thing to do. It feels a connection with Alix and Simon, since they’re all monsters who were villainized by the Greeks.
Ondine Blue: A cheerful, sweet and bubbly little girl, Ondine is always doing everything she can to make her friends happy. She loves to run around and play games with her friends, and encourage them to take care of the ocean! She also loves to play with her puppy, Kimmy, who she can often be seen snuggling with. Oh, and she actually LIKES bathtime!
DracoGami: This little eastern dragon is one of the most stoic of the group. However, she can be a rambunctious kid, as her strict mother can attest to. She loves playing in the water with her good friend Ondine. Kagami has a problem with sharing, at least when it comes to her treasure. Only her partners, Adrien, Luka, Marinette can grab any without fuss.
AstraRore: Sent to Earth from the planet Boreala, Aurore is here to meet all kinds of new monsters, and she couldn’t be happier! Cheerful and curious, Aurore loves to discover new things and solve mysteries in the daycare. She loves all the new friends she’s made, but her favorite friend is Mireille, the little slime.
SliMireille: A cautious little bundle of slime who loves to hang out with her alien friend, Aurore. She gets very anxious about leaving trails of herself on the floor, and doesn't like the sort of chaos that usually occurs in the daycare. That's why they have all sorts of hiding spaces. She and Aurore love all things science, and especially the weather. They have Nino as their cameraman, and give little weather reports.
Denisquatch: A lively and playful little Sasquatch, Denise is always full of energy. They love to run around and play outside with all their friends, dreading days when rain traps them indoors. They especially with their cousin Ivan and friend Kim, and scooping their cyclops friend, Simon, up for a big hug!
IsmaCat: A mischievous little stinker, Ismael loves to make minor trouble around the daycare. Though he’s often pulling small pranks and snarking at people, his friends love him anyway. At heart, he’s a good kitty and a loyal friend who stands up for people.
Flamecey: She's certainly got a fiery temper, that's for sure. Lacey is quick to anger, so it's not wise to try any funny business at her expense. She's already a little rebel, who hates being told what to do without a good reason. Still she's a cheerful and helpful kid. When it gets cold, most kids huddle around her for warmth. She loves doing dares with her friends, Kim and Alix, as well as causing mischief with Ismael.
OperJean: An enthusiastic and theatrical little phantom, Jean loves to put on performances for all his friends! He can be a little dramatic and emotional, but his friends are able to bring him back to earth. His adorable southern accent makes it a joy to listen the songs he performs with his ‘bandmates’. He especially loves singing for his ‘Grimmy’, the little reaper, Austin T.
Austin Grim: He doesn't want your soul, just a hug! This little reaper is incredibly shy, and worries about being seen as scary by humans. Funnily enough, he can't seem to be scary to other monsters! His favorite person in the world is Jean, and the two love to sing songs together, and go on little adventures. He has a passion for collecting little trinkets, and is said to have the cutest laugh.
SiClops: This little cyclops has an eye for technology. He's the first to ask to play on the tablet, and teaches his friends how to play video games. Him and Max help to fix anything that is broken, and he loves to snark with Nathaniel and Ismael. His bestest friend has to be Denise, who does puzzles with him, and gives the best furry hugs. He, Alix, and Cosette are great friends too, and love going on little adventures and making fun of those old Greeks who villainized them.
Harpy Lila: A shifty little harpy, Lila gets more joy out of nothing than annoying her fellow monster tots. She loves to spook and snatch up her classmates, particularly ones that are easy to scare, like Marc and Mylene. She also loves to cause trouble, and is something of a compulsive liar, though no one ever believes her.
Frightful Felix: A mean-spirited and hateful little boy who gets joy out of torturing and scaring others, particularly his cousin Adrien, and Adrien’s monster friends. He likes to dress up in his Jack-O-Lantern costume and cause mayhem. He wants to be like his uncle Gabriel, following his footsteps in hurting and hunting monsters.
This was an absolute delight to make with Weeby, and we came up with so many fun ideas. You’ll be seeing more of this spinoff that’s for sure. Make sure to check out their main Monstrous AU. Also make sure to reblog, reply, post and ask. @artzychic27 @msweebyness 
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flamesignitea · 8 months ago
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You want to be a smartalec with us huh??? I could do something about that, you know.
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grumpy699 · 2 years ago
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rosetyler42 · 9 months ago
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Lucy definitely is. She takes after Ericka's smartalec straightforwardness along with Drac's Jewish kvetchy wit. Think Wednesday Addams, Coraline Jones, and Lydia Deetz.
@lovelylivelyv 's Jack Nephalem is this as well. He's kind of a classier, more charming version of Musical or ToonJuice. Or Yakko Warner.
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stelliumastrology · 3 years ago
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Frustrating wise-ass comments on this mega-Mercurial Sun–Virgo, Moon–Gemini evening… 🌞 ♍️ 🌙 ♊️ #virgovibes #mercurial #bornmercurial #wiseass #smartalec #geminimoon #virgosun #watermelon #eyeroll (at Mercury Retrograde Hq) https://www.instagram.com/p/CilMs4UDpRE/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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rockstarmortgages · 3 years ago
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Don’t stop when you’re tired. Stop when you’ve book your ‘Mortgage Health Check’ here: https://linktr.ee/RockstarMortgages
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the-celestial-atlas · 5 years ago
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No you absolutely deserved to read this.
You mess up one letter and the whole post is urined 😔
i didn’t deserve to read this
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aaronhillsworld · 5 years ago
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👀!! Introducing❗️ “Brother Rakeem El Gen X Da 3rd” AKA “Deeep Brother” (with no less than 3 e’s in deep) Imagine this face... ....but with this voice https://youtu.be/naFOz0LT2j0 😂😂😂 Stay tune. He’ll be dropping that science on yo ass soon....and your iq is going to immediately increase the second he opens his mouth. 🤣 #deepthinker #philosopher #brainiac #genius #scienceofmind #intelligent #intelligence #brilliance #iqlevel #smartass #smartalec #droppingthatscience #conspiracytheory #illuminati https://www.instagram.com/p/B_r9nmaFcHF/?igshid=my1djnyodgfy
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lifeovercoffee · 6 years ago
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You can’t know everything . . . #know #knowledge #knowing #omniscient #omniscience #smartalec #smart #tongue #speak #speaking #speech #knowingeverything #quicktohear #slowtospeak #silence #patience #impulsive #anger #words #communication #communicate (at Islamorada, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzbRfE3DcUJ/?igshid=udt1zalj26ad
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maccosmeticsandbeyond · 8 years ago
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@maccosmetics #vamplify #smartalec #howchicisthis beautiful red and purple shades. I am in love 😍 I need more vamplifies 😭 need want crave oh my !! “Let me know what you think in the comments” #makeupblogger #makeupjunkie #makeupnews #makeupobssessed #makeuplover #slave2beauty #wakeupandmakeup #beautyjunky #addictedtomakeup #cosmeticos #tbt #pictureoftheday #lacoste #fashion #chanel #gucci #louisvuitton #prada #coach #michaelkors #hautecuture #rolex #expensive #beauty #make #makeup #mathgirl #hotmathematician #mathematicians #math #maths @maccosmeticsbrasil @maccosmetics #instamath #instafollow #instablogger #folow4folow #folow_best_page #folow_me #followforfollow (at Cherry Hills Village, Colorado)
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tothennthpower · 6 years ago
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Welp, it's #official: I'm a #hipster. The new 👓 came today. Thanks @warbyparker, I love them! 🤓 #specs #foureyes #glasses #nearsighted #nerd #nerdgirl #blerd #smartypants #smartalec #smartass (at Crown Heights) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsysR5lhItJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=hfp2k6oie3nj
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dcartworks-blog · 8 years ago
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Confessions of an Angsty Smartass #art #design #illustration #sketch #scribble #idea #creativity #pen #ink #doodle #drawing #calligraphy #typography #calligraphypen #handwriting #writing #smartalec #smartass #witty #sarcasm #angst
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