#smolverine

[thenewestxmen]

Russell meets Laura

wade: Russell, this is Laura/X-23/Smolverine.

Laura: papi, who is this.

wade: this is my son.

Russell: I’m not your son.

Logan: Wade, he’s not your son.

Laura: where’d Wade kidnap you?

wade and Russell, in unison: we met in prison.

Laura: you know what, that tracks.

[honey-minded-hivemind]

The teens, after seeing, befriending, knowing, and regularly interacting with Howlett! Reader: huh wonder what their parents are like?

Victor, after meeting (and smelling) this random teen one time in the middle of a fight and recognizing those angry eyes and jawline that could cut steel:

Yep! That's a smolverine right there. Somehow even smaller than the first one.

(Quiet Victor they aren't done growing yet)

Sabretooth: What. The. F*ck-

Mystique: Shut up! I don't need these brats repeating your vulgar vocabulary!

Sabretooth: But that's the runt's kid!

Mystique: What?

Sabretooth: I can smell it on 'em... How da... where da H*ll have they been this whole time?!

Mystique: They've been a student here for the last four months, they've hardly been hiding

Sabretooth: Four. Months. And not one of ya figured it out?!

Mystique: stares sharply at Reader, who's breathing hard and glaring at them

Mystique: D*mn it, I see the resemblance

Sabretooth: SEE?! IT'S SMOLVERINE!

Reader: Will you two shut up and get this over with?! It's 2:00 A.M. and I'm f*cking tired!

Sabretooth and Mystique: What about you join us?

Reader: ARE YOU SERIOUS? HE TRIED TO KILL ME FIVE MINUTES AGO!

[gobubyourself]

smolverine angst! "you're the LAST person i wanted to see, actually!"

        ❝  Okay  ,   hi  t'you  too  kiddo.   What  did  I  do  now.   Whatever  it  is  …  Wade's  at  fault.  ❞

[chingonaisms]

♾️ edits of LAURA HOWLETT.

Mutant Rights! - SMOLVERINE tells ALL!

[ladythatsmyskull]

Smolverine

[chingonaclawsarchive]

SHE has to still her breathing, the ache in her heart near agonizing. She swallows, attempting to push back the bile forming. After ALL this time - the TVA got off their ass?! Why had it taken them so long?! The second he speaks, she's frozen. Eyes widen, she's stricken and almost feels wounded, like an arrow had pierced her chest.

Laura has to look away, furiously wiping the tears from her face, gathering herself to the best of her current ability. "I have reasons to be angry." she mutters.

Happy glances to Laura once prompted, he perks his brows, wanting to be certain she will be alright. When she doesn't look at him, he hesitates but from his experience, gambling with the 'smolverine's' emotions is a no-go. They need space? He can provide that. He gives a single nod and shuts the door. Her eyes once again fall harshly upon Logan and she studies him, like she can see straight through the marrow and adamantium. Her hands form fists at her sides that wobble...honestly? She doesn't know if she should hug him the way she yearns to, or keep her distance. "They didn't tell me you were coming." she informs him, though she's sure he's gathered. "I didn't--I didn't know that they---...how??" she pushes. "How are you here? Where are you from??...why now?"

logan's  life  had  been  nothing  but  PERCEIVED  FAILURE  for  about  as  long  as  he  had  cared  to  remember.  and  he'd  been  content  to  wallow  in  the  GRIEF  until  that  annoying  piece  of  shit  wade  came  dragging  him  kicking  and  screaming  to  finally  do  something  greater  than  himself.  even  THAT  hadn't  seemed  to  work.  not  really.  it  hadn't  been  until  this  kid  of  all  people  had  managed  to  have  an  ounce  of  faith  in  him.

even  though  he  didn't  have  a  laura  to  his  knowledge  in  his  world , a  world  he  wasn't  sure  he  BELONGED  anymore ... this  laura  lost  her  logan.  it  was  something  he  felt  he  could  do  to  be  something  better  than  someone  who  wasn't  there.  he  could  BE  THERE  for  a  change. and  wade  was  all  to  eager  to  help.  as  annoying  as  it  was , he  was  GRATEFUL  for  the  help , as  well  as  the  TVA's  help  in  explaining  everything ... and  arranging  the  meet.  maybe  if  only  they  had  prepared  HIM  for  that  reunion.  or  her  for  that  matter.

they  could  have  at  least  told  her  before  they  got  there , and  while  he  had  been  waiting  for  her  in  another  room ... unable  to  hear  the  way  things  had  been  going , it  was  CLEAR  when  he  saw�� that  look  on  her  face  that  she  had  NO  FUCKING  IDEA  what  to  expect.  aside  from  her  own  instincts  giving  her  a  heads  up.

god  she  really  was  his  kid  huh?

and  just  like  that ... he  felt  like  the  wind  was  KNOCKED  out  of  him  when  he  saw  her.  it  was  like  he  had  forgotten  how  to  breath  for ... he  wasn't  even  sure  how  many  seconds , and  then  silently  GASPED  in  a  breath.  realizing  her  full  attention  was  now  on  him.  looking  for  answers.  answers  he  wasn't  even  sure  he  understood.  charles  would  have  been  a  whole  lot  better  at  this  whole  timeline  stuff.

those  tears  make  it  IMPOSSIBLE  for  any  answer  he's  got  for  her  to  really  make  any  sense , or  CHANGE  what  she'd  lost.  but  much  like  things  had  always  been  for  logan ... it  was  all  he  had.    "  yeah , i  bet  kid.  "    he  nodded.  a  nod  of  understanding.  a  caring  thought  in  his  eyes.    "  from  what  i've  been  told  you're  like  me  but  angrier.  " 

there  was  a  small  scoff  from  his  lips.  looking  from  her  to  happy  for  a  moment.    "  hey  uh ,  you  mind  givin  us  a  sec?  "

[iconiczuko]

[solarsleepless]

Laura’s demons are scientists with grabby hands, reaching towards her, knives and other weapons to test her healing. They’re needles, hospital beds, everything she’s afraid of. Logan’s demons stay in his head, reminding him that everyone he’s cared about has been killed. His nightmares are his friends’ blood on his hand as hundreds of bodies lay at his feet.  Logan and Laura have demons, vastly different, but similar in a cruel way. ... Los demonios de Laura son científicos con manos agarradas, acercientes hacia ella, cuchillos y otras armas para poner a prueba su curación. Son agujas, camas de hospital, todo lo que le teme. Los demonios de Logan se quedan en su cabeza, recordándole que todos los que le importaban han sido asesinados. Sus pesadillas son la sangre de sus amigos en sus manos mientras cientos de cuerpos yacía a sus pies. Logan y Laura tienen demonios, muy diferentes, pero similares de una manera cruel.

[words-writ-in-starlight]

Headcanon meme: Logan? (Or Laura, your choice.)

Some of both, I think, because I love them both so much.  Speaking of which, I’m rereading the X-Men comics I own starting with the very first issue in the 60′s, with the overdramatic dialogue and the ridiculous costumes, and...I love them...so much.  For this headcanon meme!

HeadcanonLaura! Is! Trans!  Good talk!

For Logan, I still really truly believe that he and Steve Rogers ran in similar circles for a minute or twenty in WWII, because quite frankly if one super soldier is good, one super soldier and one dude with an upsetting talent for taking a bullet and walking it off is better.  Steve remembers Logan much better than Logan remembers Steve, because Logan’s working with a fair amount of memory loss just purely because, yeah, he can take a bullet to the brain and get back up, but memory storage is a delicate business and repairing the neural paths doesn’t necessarily repair the memories.  The two of them get drinks sometimes regardless.

HeartcanonLaura and Logan are both Highly Paranoid (with good reasons) and therefore people tend to expect them to radiate enough unease to make animals nervous.  They are Deeply Wrong.  Laura, at first, tends to be more afraid of animals than they are of her, relic of a long history of any and all new creatures being basically a gladiatorial fight to the death, but she comes around pretty quickly when Logan shows her how to entice a stray cat toward her.  As soon as Laura calms down the pair of them are always the most popular kids at the dance when it comes to domestic animals (with the exception of horses, which are anxious enough to need some soothing first) and one time Laura wandered out of the woods behind the manor with a real-ass fox in her arms.  

“You’re a Disney princess,” Kitty gasps, thrilled.

“I am not,” Laura snaps, blushing, and puts the fox down.  It does not leave.  As far as it’s concerned it’s found the universe’s friendliest apex predator and it’s pretty sure that following her around is going to get it enough food to turn it into a fox-colored sphere.

Gutcanon...the HYDRA cell that cloned Laura included a neurobiologist who used to work for the Red Room, and as such Laura has command coding modeled off the Winter Soldier and the Black Widow program deeply laced into her brain.  They learn this in the worst possible way (of course) and the ensuing fight to keep her contained nearly kills even Logan.  When she comes back to herself, she’s covered in his blood and Logan is still standing between her and the rest of the X-Men, because he knows from bitter experience that coming out of a haze and finding you’ve killed someone you love is the worst experience in the world.

See, the Weapon X program, when it experimented on Logan, was well equipped mechanically but underprepared for the delicate process of brainwashing.  Their first attempt crossed wires badly with Logan’s mutation, and accidental (or intentional) activation of the programming would send him into berserker rages, and...yeah.  He’s not letting that happen to Laura.  A lot of bad shit’s happened to her because of him, including this, but he’s pretty sure she’ll come out of it before she actually kills him for good, so he takes the punishment and does.  Not.  Move.

JunkcanonHey listen, I know Kitty/Illyana is, like, The Thing, but: Illyana/Laura?  Anyone?  Anyone?  Just me?  They would be a narratively perfect match, and also I would LOVE the parallel of Sweet Smiling Sunshine Illyana Who Is Also Belasco’s Heir and Grumpy Scowly Swear-y Laura Who Is Lowkey On A Righteous Crusade.  Tall Illyana in her high femme armor with a bigass sword and short Laura with her hair up in a ponytail and the blood of her enemies on her highly practical uniform.  Laura’s mutation and training mean she’s strong enough to carry her girlfriend bridal style even though Illyana is extremely Colossus’ sister and like a good solid seven inches taller than Laura’s 5′4″.  Illyana is enthralled with this fact.  One time Laura saw Illyana throw her sword like a javelin in a training session and instantly got clobbered by a mock Sentinel while she was staring.  It was totally worth it because Illyana spent the next hour fretting over Laura, healing factor notwithstanding.

Illyana had more of a childhood than Laura did (although not THAT much more) and teaches her dumb stuff like clapping games and jumprope, and one of the languages Laura learned in the lab was Russian and she falls in love with the language like she’s never done before when she hears Illyana telling bad jokes in it.

It takes Illyana a little while to get over her hopeless crush on Kitty, and it takes Laura even longer to figure out what the fuck pining even is, let alone that she’s been doing it, and then they’re sweet and clumsy and earnest together while Logan and Colossus kind of eye each other dubiously over their heads.

Come the fuck on, guys, this is a great concept.  This is, like, the Sweetest Ship.

God, catch me getting feelings about an AU where Laura is an angel and Illyana is a demon even though I’ve never read a single Magyk comic.

SpleencanonCanon can frankly suck an entire dick, especially on the subject of their perennial Death Of Wolverine nonsense.  Like, listen up?  Bitch?  You can have an immortal character.  It’s okay.  You can do that.  I understand that you feel like you need to keep doing the death thing because it’s “emotionally poignant” or whatever, but fucking COUNTER-PROPOSAL: you have a bunch of potentially immortal characters, which, understandably, you milk for a lot of angst.  That’s okay, I like mortals-and-immortals angst, but you need to stop fucking killing Wolverine because it’s nonsensical and annoying and never sticks, so what you’re going to do instead is have Wolverine start a whole fucking daisy-chain of immortal found family narratives.  Just have Logan adopt all of them.  Literally every single immortal character who isn’t actively out to do a genocide is Logan’s child now.  

Laura?  Yep.  

Illyana?  That’s his baby girl.  

Thor?  Thor needs a strong father figure in his life and Odin ain’t always top notch.  

Silver Surfer?  Norrin is a sad and shiny boy who could probably stand to have a parent around so he stops making so many bad fucking decisions.  

Elixir?  You KNOW Logan’s already on his game there.  

Steve Rogers?  Depending on your canon homeboy could live a long fucking time with that serum, and as we’ve discussed Logan was already Full Dad Mode in WWII, it’s just the status quo.

And like, Logan doesn’t need to keep all his new kids at home with him, most of them are grown folk, they’re adults, they can take care of themselves, but what I’m going to need is an ever-growing network of semi-to-fully-immortal characters who know that they can call up Wolverine when their girlfriend or their children or whoever lives out a long mortal life and dies of old age.  

You think I’m kidding but I’m EXTREMELY serious.

[solarsleepless]

i also find it incredibly funny that 3/4 are these are parents of superheroes

logan's daughter is smolverine, joel's daughter is a cure to an apocalypse, and hopper's daughter can lift things with her mind

meanwhile, maddox can sing songs

i would say that "gruff dad and this weird girl he adopted" is one of the best dynamics in media actually. just look at them

OH MY GOD OH OH UR SO RIGHT LOOK AT ALL OF THEM

[thenewestxmen]

Breakfast at the Howlet-Wilson’s.

I’m being forced to go out to eat and my social battery is nonexistent right now so I guess I’m writing.

Laura knew that this Logan was different from hers. To start, he isn’t at the brink of death. This one is younger and isn’t sick. And this one, surprisingly, has the talent of putting up with Wade Wilson, the most annoying person in history. But not only does Logan put up with him, he dates him. Laura likes Wade. They have an understanding. And if Logan likes Wade, Laura likes Wade.

One day, it’s raining and Laura is staying with her dad. She’s on the fold out couch, and a crack of lightning wakes her up. She shoots out of bed, claws at the ready to unsheathe. Her father seems to wake up two because the patter of feet make her turn and see her father walking out of his and his boyfriend’s room. 

“Just some lightning.” Laura says, letting her shoulders slump.

Logan nods and Wade grumbles, tiredly trudging out of the room and wrapping his arms around Laura’s father, probably not letting go until he either goes back to sleep, or gets a cup of coffee.

“It’s 9:00 so may as well get up.” Logan says, returning the embrace, and slowly guides Wade over to the kitchen while maintaining the hug.

Laura smiles, her dad has been much happier, much calmer with Wade around. Even though he’s an annoying prick whose catchphrase should be “kachow” because his mouth runs faster than lightning fuckin McQueen, he makes Logan happy.

Logan lets Wade hold onto his back while Logan brews coffee, pouring it into wades special hello kitty mug and put sugar and cream in it. Wade takes it, although not too sure he knows what it is, he’s still mostly asleep, sips it. He finally lets his grip loosen and he sits in the kitchen table. 

“Pancakes kiddo?” Logan asks Laura.

“Sure. Blueberry?” Laura asks in reply.

“An’ chocolate chips…?” Wade asks, still sipping his sweet coffee.

“Yeah, sure.”

After making pancakes, Laura stares at the rain outside and admires the lightning, making small cracks in the gray sky. 

Logan held his plate of plain pancakes(secretly with chocolate chips), wades chocolate pancakes, and Laura’s blueberry.

They all sat on the couch eating, even though the fold out was still messy from Laura sleeping.

“Hey Smolverine, what movie should we watch?” Wade asks Laura. It was her nickname that she got stuck with. Not very creative, but Wade insisted on calling her that.

“As long as it’s not The Proposal, I’m good with it.” Laura replied. Wade has watched The Proposal every day since Laura and Logan came into his life.

“Fine. Mama Mia?”

Logan isn’t too happy by the recommendation, but to see both his daughter and partner relax next to him, warms his metal chest. Wade rests his head in the crook of Logan’s neck, smelling his tank top, smelling of cigars and cheap cologne. To Wade, it’s the best smell in the world. the storm still rages outside, but in the Howlet-Wilson house, it’s perfect.

[prison-mikes-bandana]

I just had a thought. Gabby would probably enjoy breaking the 4th wall with glee if deadpool introduced the concept to her in the upcoming teamup. She probably wouldn’t even understand what he meant she’d just enjoy the idea of being the center of attention in a comic book!!!!

[allofthefeelings]

I can’t stop thinking about a ’90s sitcom featuring an awkward single dad and his precocious daughter, except it’s Logan Howlett and Laura Kinney and they murder people a lot.

There’s a laugh track.

[derekjamez]

[percentstardust]

laura's teeth can elongate and become sharp. it is the four canines that become sharpest but the rest of her teeth have sharp edges the would make it extremely easy for her to tear through flesh.

has she killed people this way? yes. will she do it again? also yes.

[interruptingkau]

Oh god I wish it was