#pider parkour

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[chase2452]

Yo I just wanted to say that you're really fucking cute, I love your art and you're 11/10 best cute trans boy irl Peter Parker headcanon

thank u dude!! i love lookin cute and holding feverently onto my trans peter headcanon

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Spider-Man: Hey Mr. Black Panther Sir?

Black Panther: Yes, spider boy?

Spider-Man: Spider-Man, actually. Anyway, when you see something, like, really dumb happen, are you ever tempted to say "Wakanda nonsense is this?"?

Black Panther: No. Never

Black Panther, internally: Yes

[holly-mckenzie]

#i’m not saying parkour kid josh is Spider-Man miles morales, but have we seen parkour kid and Spider-Man in the same room?

[chewshides]

                    WHAT ARE YOUR MUSE’S AESTHETICS?

COLORS:

red.   brown.   orange.   yellow.   green.  blue.   purple.   pink.   black.   white.   teal.   silver.  gold.  grey.   lilac.   metallic.   matte.   royal blue.   strawberry red.   charcoal grey.   forest green.   apple red.   violet.   navy blue.   crimson.   cream.   mint green.   bubblegum pink.   sky blue.   pale jade.   coral.

ELEMENTS:

fire.   ice.   water.   air.   earth.   rain.   snow.   wind.   moon.   stars.   sun.   heat.  cold.  steam.   frost.   lightning.   sunlight.   moonlight.   dawn.   dusk. twilight.   midnight.  sunrise.   sunset.  dewdrops.

WEAPONS:

 fists.   legs.   sword.   dagger.   spear.   bow & arrow.   hammer.   shield.   poison.   guns.   axes.   throwing   axes.   whips.   knives.   throwing   knives.   traps.   pepper   sprays.   tasers.   machine   guns.   slingshots.   katanas.   maces.   staffs.   wands.   powers.   magica  l items.   magic.   rocks.   mud balls.   claws.   teeth.   stealth.   strategy.   summoning   an   ally.

MATERIALS:

 gold.   silver.   copper.  platinum.   titanium.   rose gold.   diamonds.   pearls.   rubies.   sapphires.   emeralds.   amethyst.   metal.   iron.   rust. steel.   glass.  wood.   porcelain.  paper.   wool.   fur.   lace.   leather.   silk.  velvet.   denim.   linen.   cotton.   charcoal.   clay.   stone.   asphalt.   brick.  marble.   dust.   glitter.  blood.   dirt.   mud.   smoke.   ash.   shadow.  carbonate.   rubber.   synthetics.  ribbon.

NATURE:

leaves.   trees.   bark.  roses.   daisies.   sunflowers.   tulips.   lavender.   petals.  seeds.   hay.   sand.   rocks.   roots.   farm.  flowers.   fungi.   ocean.   river.   frozen   lake.   meadow.   valley.   forest.  desert.   tundra.   savanna.   rain   forest.   caves.   underwater.   beach.   waves.   space.   clouds.   mountains.   snow.   mist.   pond.

ANIMALS:

lions.   wolves.   foxes.   eagles.   owls.   pigs.   falcons.   hawks.   swans  . dodo.   snakes.   turtles.   ducks.   bugs.   spiders.   birds.   whales.   dolphins.   fish.   sharks.   horses.   cats.   dogs.   bunnies.  penguins.   praying mantises.   crows.   ravens.   mice.   lizards.   werewolves.   scorpions.   unicorns.   pegasus.   dragons.   ladybugs.   scarabs.   hummingbirds.   cicadas.

FOODS / DRINKS:

sugar.   salt.   candy. bubblegum.   wine.   champagne.   hard liquor.   vodka.   beer.   coffee.   sake.   tea.   spices.   herbs.   apple.   orange.   lemon.   cherry.   strawberry.   watermelon.   vegetables.  fruit.   meat.   fish.   pies.   desserts.   chocolate.   cream.   caramel.   berries.   nuts.   cinnamon.   burgers.   burritos.   pizza.   ambrosia.   eggs.   milk.

HOBBIES:

music.   art.   watercolors.   gardening.   smithing.   sculpting.   painting.   sketching.   fighting  ( arguing ).  writing.   composing.   cooking.   baking.   sewing.   training.   dancing.   acting.   singing.   martial   arts.   self-defense.   war tactics.   electronics.   technology.   cameras.   video   cameras.   video   games.   computer.   phone.   movies.   theater.   libraries.   books.   magazines.   cds.   records.   vinyls.   cassettes.   piano.   strings.   violin.   guitar.   electronic   guitar.   bass   guitar.   harmonica.   harp.   woodwinds.   brass.   flute.   bells.   exploring.   playing   cards.   poker   chips.   chess.   dice.  motorcycle   riding.  eating.   sleeping.   climbing.   running.   jogging.   parkour.   studying.   people   watching.

MISC:

balloons.   bubbles.   cityscape.   light.   dark.  candles.   growth.   decay.   war.   peace.   money.   power.   percussion.   clocks.   photos.   mirrors.   lighters.   pets.   diary.   journal.   fairy  lights.  madness.   sanity.   sadness.   realism.   happiness.   optimism.   pessimism.   loneliness.   family.   friends.   clan.   assistants.   co-workers.   enemies.   loyalty.   smoking.   drugs.   kindness.    love.   hugs.   kisses.   spring.   summer.   autumn.   winter.   farmland.   countryside.   suburban.   village.   hospitals.

TAGGED BY:    @fingerthief​  !    TAGGING:    @vamytas   /  @fork-meet-socket  /  @toreadoranon  / @southernborn  /  @rotlaust  ! 

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DID U SEE THAT SOMEONE AT COMIC CON GOT A PHOTO OF THEM AND TOM HOLLAND POSING WITH THE TRANS FLAG

anonymous submitted to chase-is-not-crash: 

HOLY SHIT CONFIRMED

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be careful who you call ugly in middle school

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avengers as john mulaney quotes

steve rogers: All my money is in a savings account. Tony has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.

tony stark: I was once on the phone with blockbuster video, which is a very old-fashioned sentence. That's like when Steve would be like, "We'd all go play jacks by the soda fountain," and you're like, "Nobody knows what you're talking about , you idiot."

clint barton: It's fun to be married. I've never been supervised before. I'm supervised! My wife studies what I do, like an anthropologist. She'll be like: "Sometimes, he will watch a movie on TV even though he already owns that movie on DVD. Pointing this out confuses and upsets him."

bruce banner: In terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin.

natasha romanoff: I'll keep my emotions right here, and then one day, I'll die.

thor: Ah...numbers. The letters of math.

sam wilson: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don't care for that shit at all.

bucky barnes: Here's how easy it was to get away with bank robbery back in the '30s: As long as you weren't there when the police arrived, you had a 99% chance of getting away with it.

scott lang: it's 100% easier not to do things than to do them.

peter parker: I have had a very long day. I am very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.

t'challa: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

Q

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what she says: i'm fine

what she means: Andrew Garfield isn't Spider Man anymore and it's not okay

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self fulfilling prophecy

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peter: yes, tony is a sandal and socks dad, but his socks are chanel and his sandals are prada so,,

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would u ever create a marvelsona?

nah. i find it’s more fun to project onto existing characters than it is to create ‘sonas. canon characters are much easier to share with a wide audience, and i get a kick out of interacting with other fans.

example: most of my blog is me projecting onto peter parker via trans headcanon, so as a result most of my followers are other trans dudes who Also project onto peter parker. using a canon character gave me the opportunity to talk to waaaaayyy more people, and i wouldnt have had the chance to connect with them if i was busy trying to market an OC, ya feel?

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peter parker is a trans boy

peter getting bullied for being trans is 10x more believable than him getting bullied for being a nerd

“penis parker” is actually a transphobic insult. when peter first started packing, it fell out of his pants and flash has never let him live it down.

ned asks him “do you lay eggs?” even though only female spiders lay eggs because ned knows peter is trans

peter is shorter than the entirety of the cast

even though most 15yo boys have tied ties before, aunt may has to teach peter how to do a windsor knot bc this is his first school dance as a boy

honestly the entirety of the “I know what a girl sounds like.” “I’m not a girl! I’m a man! I mean, I’m a male!” scene is good evidence

cis guys can start puberty as early as 9 years old, but peter is just now getting the “your body is flowering” comments at 15 because he recently started T

feel free to add more!!

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So I went and watched black panther for the second time and had a thought. Everyone talks about shuri (did I spell it right??) and peter being bffs. Imagine trans pre top surgery peter finding out how much more advanced their surgeries are? And getting top surgery in wakanda. I’m just very excited about the concept

(2/2) like I know it’s not her area of specialization but just thinking about her telling peter how easy the surgery is makes me really happy. I just love her so much?? 

if wakandan tech can heal a bullet wound without leaving a mark, then their surgery options would probably also be scarless and that is So Cool

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apparently the Mood for tonight is spideypool fandom wank