#snailarmy

[technofinch]

It's here!!!! Everyone go read about my specialest little boy having the Worst Time Imaginable

[tvmblrsillyman]

the snail army grows #snailarmy

[lz3ai]

След 9,5 км пеша в жегата разбирам охлювчето защо е толкова зажадняло за бира... . . . . #funny #Snail #snailaccount #snailadventures #snailwhitecream #snailmailmaatje #snailmailwanted #snailmailrules #snailin #snailschillin #snailmailswap #snailpink #snailganggains #snaillove #snailmailideas #snailmailshop #snailgramming #snailarmy #snailrollingpapers #snailpower #snailswithshells #snailmation #snailmailrocks #snailwhisper (at Ovcha Kupel 1) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCeEz9Aj3tY/?igshid=e26gva5mcc2s

[ernmark]

Yo if you're talking jupeter songs, "name" by the goo goo dolls is 👌

This one’s fun because the first verse is very Peter, and the second is very Juno:

Even though the moment passed me by, I still can't turn awayAll the dreams you never thought you'd lose got tossed along the wayLetters that you never meant to send get lost or thrown awayNow we're grown up orphans that never knew their namesWe don't belong to no oneThat's a shameIf you could hide beside me, maybe for awhileAnd I won't tell no one your nameAnd I won't tell 'em your name

Scars are souvenirs you never lose, the past is never farAnd did you lose yourself way out there? Did you get to be a star?Don't make you sad to know that life is more than who you are?Grew up way too fast and now there's nothing to believeReruns all become our historyA tired song keeps playing on a tired radioAnd I won't tell 'em your nameAnd I won't tell 'em your name

[squidsisterscallie-remade]

I'm not in contact w/the previous owner of this url at all the only time I ever talked to them was when they gave me this url. And like it's a very very good canon pkmn url that I'm being offered and like as much as I love this url a pkmn ones like a big deal. I'm just waiting to hear back from the person offering me the trade rn bc I wanna be sure they're gonna use this url if I go through with it

[lucky-sevens]

mechanisms fanfiction recommendations

this began as a compilation of my own works for my about, but i decided to recommend some others as well!

i have kept this list to 20 of other people’s + all of my own, because i have a lot of mechanisms fanfiction saved and didn’t want to go overboard! in addition, i’ve made sure that everyone i draw from is a different author, vs. several by the same person, for the sake of variation and giving more people a spotlight! i’ve also made sure everything is complete, which sadly means i’ve left out a few of my favorite longfics. i’ve also tried to have a decent balance of album-focused things vs crew-focused things.

a note; i’ve tried to have a variety (of both genre and length), but my tastes skew towards angst and longer oneshots, so that’ll be a lot of that sort of thing. (please mind the tags on some of these fics!) this is also all sfw, as i’m a minor, but it’s not all gen.

edit: i copy-pasted the summary from each of these works over to this post!

no matter what you do it won’t go away by AssyEr

Brian coming to terms with being made of metal.

Hatter and Hare Top 5 Gay Moments!! [NOT CLICKBAIT!!!] by shella688

Majors Hatter and Hare grinned at each other as they shook hands.

Then, all of a sudden, the grins faltered slightly as a realisation went through both their heads.

Oh no, the realisation went. He's cute.

Date Night: New Midgardian Prison Edition by OnceAndFloral

The Mechs cordially invite Lyfrassir to date night in their prison cell. And by "cordially invite" I mean "orchestrate an elaborate scheme".

eternity will see her dead by Garecc

Rose Reds are made to die, and eternity will see them dead, sent off to another bitter end.

cold as numbers by alderations

Ivy starts at the beginning.

Every morning, Ivy starts at the beginning. Rubbing alcohol, scalpel blades, sensations that should be twisting and cutting and crushing, if the words could coalesce into feelings. A subdued voice, a cool hand on her forehead. She is Ivy Alexandria. She starts at the beginning.

beat inside your heart by zinabug

Jonny and Nastya sibling oneshots part two. (Note from @lucky-sevens- they all function on their own.)

And Sew by fracnkie

The benefits of teaching your Toy Soldier to do the following: sew, do makeup, how to cure a sore throat, and how to shoot a plasma blaster.

Ashes To Ashes, Dust To Dust by CloudDreamer

It was the two of them against the world. But then the two of them against each other, and that seemed so much harder than fighting all the worlds combined.

Wayfarers by Oblivion_Wanderer

Nastya and Lyf meet in the cold of space; Nastya adrift after leaving the Mechanisms and Lyf fleeing from the destruction of the Yggdrasil system. Each feeling lost in their own way, they decide to travel together.

No Heart To Break by meteornight

The Toy Soldier was not real. It could never be real, not if it had any say in the matter. The widow had said that the toy was real, that it had once been a real man with a real heart. The toy knew that was a lie, for if it was a man, why would she treat it like a toy?

is it piety is it purity is it virtue by consumptive_sphinx

“Percy’s blunt, not stupid,“ Mordred says when Kay asks why they’re even friends, “and anyway she’s great, she never calculates anything, she just says stuff and makes everyone else deal with it. I could never be brave enough.”

This is because Mordred absolutely does calculate every word that comes out of his mouth, except sometimes when it’s two in the morning and everyone except him and Galahad and Percival has gone to sleep and he can argue as passionately in favor of peace as he wants with the only two people who won’t call him a traitor for it, and while he doesn’t not appreciate this trait of Percival’s, like hell is he going to admit to his real reason.

orpheus, the soldier, and the short-billed dowitchers by alexsandr

orpheus finds rest with an unexpected friend.

No Violins Allowed by Alienea

Lyf had been having a very peaceful and fulfilling few decades, at least in terms of work fulfillment and being able to afford to bail out of the system at the very first moment anything happened.

So of course that was when the Mechanisms appeared over the horizon.

Labyrinthine by DuskDragon39

Your story is a labyrinth.

Your story is built along wandering lines and windings so vague that you, its architect, cannot trace your way out. It is your scream at its center, your pain that fuels it.

(Or: Daedalus and the stories they tell about him.)

Baking With Goggles (Safety First!) by eminorseven

Marius tries to justify bringing Jonny and Tim to the kitchen. Brian daydreams. Jonny stabs many walnuts. Tim gets locked out and explodes things.

Typical baking stuff.

Surprising Salvage by OddmentsAndTweaks

A normal boring morning is made infinitely more exciting by the prospect of a ship boarding. The Mechanisms prepare for chaos and murder and some really good violence. What they get is one very defiantly defended ruined vessel and a morning no one expected at all.

I wanna stay here with you by SnailArmy 

Loki and Sigyn get to be wives, in stolen moments. 

As It Was by i_am_made_of_memoriies

Jonny walked down the corridor, his steps burdened by an invisible force. His face was passive, and where there was usually manic glee, there was only a hint of curiosity–someone was trying to enter through the airlocks, and he was going to kill them.

Nastya returns to the ship formerly known as the Aurora to find the mechanisms at the end of their time.

burned out from a joyride by spiralingcosmos

ashes has a nightmare; as a result, they make a new friend.

In Which Nastya Is The Narrator Of The Deaths by nonbinary_frog

(Note from @lucky-sevens: There is no summary included, but I feel like the title works well enough.)

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my heart in your hands

How Jonny d'Ville's mechanization came about.

i’ve got a map of your eyes (but i’ve never seen your face)

That’s not the real Rose. All the memories and feelings were merely planted in her head.”

 “Very true.”

 “And given the effective age difference, it’s unlikely they’ll have much of a life together, not to mention the massive amount of trauma they’ve both endured.”

 “Absolutely.”

 “Not only that, but everyone else they’ve ever known or loved is dead and they’re trapped on a planet full of corpses in a vast interstellar empire that is going to suffer the most horrendous power vacuum and associated bloodshed the galaxy has ever seen. Oh, and they’re both known war criminals and will likely be on the run for the rest of their lives.”

“Like I said. I love a happy ending.”

-Ever After

the death of a phoenix

You are Ashes O'Reilly, and you are twenty-three, and you are dying.

an exercise in futility

Post-Lashings.

ballast

The Aurora doesn't have a daemon, but that doesn't mean she doesn't have a soul.

marching ever through the black

Whoever’s uniform you wear No loyalties to hold or share No burning hate, no bitter fear No heart to break, so shed no tear

TMA Is The Mechanisms’ Podcast (series)

The Magnus Archives is a podcast distributed by the Mechanisms, a crew of immortal space pirates roaming through the galaxy having fun, violence, violence, and violence. They have an inane distaste for laws, and so refuse to put their podcast under any kind of copyright law whatsoever. Today's episode was cowritten by Ivy Alexandria and Nastya Rasputina and performed by Jonny d'Ville. It was produced by the SS Aurora and directed by Jonny d'Ville- well, no, but sometimes he wants to be in charge of things and the other Mechanisms don't find it worth arguing about. To comment on episodes, make donations, and view links, images, and show notes, simply throw yourself into space and the Mechanisms may or may not find you. Probably best if they don't. Thank you for listening, though why you choose to spend your time like this is beyond the Blogbot's understanding.

thank you for reading! i’d highly suggest trying these!

[technofinch]

Alright y'all come get your juice <3

[monggay]

Fuck yeah ok

Lies that we tell the universe by aria - au where the Mechs are all modern reincarnated Gods but they're also rockstars or something, best fucking hearteyes ever they make me go insane in this . 80k + 30k

Ain't my mamas broken heart by hypatiagentileschi - new Texas Jonny slice of life ish fic, 800 words

Put those rags to use by snailarmy - Jonny vangelis sews a quilt. 4k

Just this once (upon a time) by thewrongkindofpc - pov outsider on Mechs from a revolution member, 8k

Home on the wastes by kamaya - fallout au hearteyes but basically they meet as prisoner n prison guard, 3k

King of night vision king of insight by soclosethatisafruit - ivy & Tim bonding , 400 words

If you'll be my star I'll be your sky by cyberiandemons - Tim/Nastya fic , 15k

Blue yellow and rust by nonexistentrees - Brian angst 💛 3k

send me mechs fic recs 🔫

[theboardofdirectorslovesyou]

do y'all know if there's a HartLifeNFP ttrpg? one that y'all made or a fan or anything?

We don’t know of one—though we’ve off and on talked about developing something!  I think @snailarmy may have asked about this in the past, so they may know more about any fan-made ones?

If the Rifts/Paladium system weren’t such a beautiful disaster, that might be a good system to use (RIfts was totally an inspiration for some of the look and feel of the show).  Executive Producer Jeffrey Gardner has been wanting to run a Dread scenario set in the HartLife Tower–maybe being pursued by George Chamberlain?

Let us know if you find anything—we’ve been kicking around the idea of recording an actual-play or two for between-seasons content, and we’d love to see what you create, or what systems you think work best!

[redhaired-mobster-blog]

Ayyy, thanks @lime-pie-dying-inside

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 20 followers you’d like to know better -Name: S------- -Nickname: Seamus -Zodiac sign: Leo -Hogwarts House: Slytherin -Height: 5'11 -Sexual orientation: Gay. -Ethnicity: Irish, English, irony -Favorite fruit: Pineapples -Favorite season: Autumn -Favorite book series: The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel -Favorite fictional character: David Knight (Bunker/Marscorp), Daniel Jacobi (Wolf 359), Scathach (TSOTINF), Rudyard Funn (Wooden Overcoats), Jim Lake (Marscorp), Aunt Jackie O'Brien (New Albion Radio Hour), MASCOT 3000, Annabel McAlistair, John O'Brien and Connor (sad dads) (all New Albion), THE SCIENCE FAMILY (Our Fair City), Neal Henderson, Simon, Foster Livey, and Dora (OFC), Basil "Deserved Better" Hallward (The Picture of Dorian Gray)... I should stop while I'm ahead -Favorite flower: Night blooming jasmine -Favorite scent: jasmine flower -Favorite animal: Cats. Owls. Fish. -Favorite band(s): Social Distortion, The High Kings, ByeAlex, The Young Dublinere, Imagine Dragons... -Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: TEA. -Average hours of sleep: 7-8 -Number of blankets: Uno -Dream trip: Iceland -Last thing I googled: How to clone After Effects -How many blogs I follow: ?? -Number of followers: ?? Four?? -What I usually post about: New Albion, podcasts, books, and pretty art. -Do I get asks normally: Haha no.

Right, so... since I don't have many followers... this is off the top of my head.

@lothiriel84 @heir-to-the-diamond-throne @snailarmy @soap-lady

I can't believe I nearly forgot Sayer from Sayer (Podcast) oh man...

AND WHAT ABOUT AGENT NAYLE FROM THE LOVECRAFT COVENANT GOOD LORD

[ao3feed-nightvale]

And there will be singing (Podfic)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2UiStQg

by SnailArmy

Information on the fire sweeping through Downtown as we speak, plus news from Night Vale's music scene.

Words: 59, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Welcome to Night Vale, The Mechanisms (Band)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Cecil Palmer, Jonny d'Ville, The Toy Soldier, Ashes O'Reilly

Relationships: Minor or Background Relationship(s)

Additional Tags: Arson, In the style of a WTNV episode, Night Vale-Typical Intern Death, Gratuitous Song References, Podfic, Podfic Length: 10-20 Minutes

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2UiStQg

[regicidal-defenestration]

Do you prefer listening to your stories? There's a podfic! (still no singing, please don't call your lawyer)

And There Will Be Singing, a WTNV/Mechanisms crossover fic

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a grape. Space flies like a shrimp. Void flies like a train.

Welcome, to Night Vale.

.

Featuring information on the fire sweeping through downtown as we speak, and updates from Night Vale's music scene

Check out the link in the reblogs!

[ao3feed-wtnv]

And there will be singing (Podfic)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2UiStQg

by SnailArmy

Information on the fire sweeping through Downtown as we speak, plus news from Night Vale's music scene.

Words: 59, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Welcome to Night Vale, The Mechanisms (Band)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Cecil Palmer, Jonny d'Ville, The Toy Soldier, Ashes O'Reilly

Relationships: Minor or Background Relationship(s)

Additional Tags: Arson, In the style of a WTNV episode, Night Vale-Typical Intern Death, Gratuitous Song References, Podfic, Podfic Length: 10-20 Minutes

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2UiStQg

[killjoy-toast]

Of course we can!. #snailarmy

Can we talk 

About

How

Beautiful

Snails

Are?

Seriously

Just Look!!!

IT HAS A FLOWER

(Vyacheslav Mishchenko)

[technofinch]

Hello! I help run the lore archive. Did you make loving nastya oclock? its in my 'iconic mechscord memes folder' in the lore archive. i would love to credit you if you made it

I did! Feel free to credit me as henry "snailarmy" technofinch, but really I do it for the love of the game. I made a fair few memes in my time lmao, I don't know how many of them are of historic merit but I'll throw them under the cut just in case

(I also made a scarf and a pattern/tutorial for sewn octokittens! The mechanisms hyperfixation was a very creatively fulfilling time in my life lmao)

(You can see jonny sims' reaction to jonny d'ill here btw <3)

[i-am-kawaii-princen]

Omg adorkableberry just followed me and I am so happy! Go follow them! They are amazing!