#snapping slaps

[adoctornotatumbl-r]

spock , roughly two seconds before doing something so unhinged no one else has even thought of it : good thing i’m a vulcan and i would never do something irrational or illogical lmaoo

[savanir]

DP x DC Prompt [30]

Jimmy Olson had simply been passing through the city of Amity Park when he noticed the yard sale in front of the building that had what looked like an UFO build on top.

Definitely not up to code but he ignored it because all his attention went to the absolute beauty of a camera that was stalled on a table out front.

His own had been destroyed two days ago during the latest alien invasion when it got hit by a stray energy beam so he meant to get a new one.

And this looked just like his preferred model, but Silver, and with a brand he didn't recognised slapped on the side.

Jimmy gleefully took it back home to Metropolis with him.

After about a week he'd taking some amazing pictures with it. The thing worked wonderfully, just as he'd hoped.

He'd been a little worried he was going to get scammed for that price but it turns out the whole deal was legit.

Well...

That was until the next big event.

Superman caught a building and directed Superboy and Supergirl to evacuate the rest of the civilians while he would carefully put the thing back so it wouldn't collapse and destroy the entire street.

It was an amazing visual, a front page worthy shot.

So, obviously, Jimmy took it.

Next thing he knew there was a deafening crashing noise and loud ominous cracking as the building crashed down and started falling again.

Superboy and Supergirl scrambled to stabilise it again and shouted for Superman.

But there was no response.

Superman had seemingly simply vanished.

On the screen of Jimmy's camera however, a very confused Clark puts the building down like he'd intended, and then starts to look around why it's suddenly so quiet and calm.

He quickly catches on that something is wrong when he realises he's the only one there and he can't leave the photo's borders.

Jimmy eventually realises what happened and runs to a nearby Lois and panic whispers, "Lois, Superman is trapped in my camera!!"

"What!?"

She looks at her tiny husband doing a couple confused circles in he frame.

"I got it from a random yard sale and it worked fine but now it caught him!"

"They must have known you'd eventually take a picture of him. Playing the long game."

"He's stuck and it's my fault! How do we fix this!?"

"I'll contact the league, stop freaking out, it'll be fine"

When the two of them check the camera next they notice Clark looking out through the tiny screen. It's kind of adorable.

Jimmy mouths, "we're getting help!" At him and Clark gives him a thumbs up.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

dare i say it but ur bald charles is so smackable. the way u draw his fuckass chrome dome w that shiny gleam on it gives me life. i’ve never wanted to slap anything the way i want to slap that bald head and it’s genuinely killing me that i can’t /pos

<3 ur art btw !!

i need to print this out and tape it to my wall for daily inspiration im so serious thank you so much....

i made his dome extra shiny for you anon

[yarmiko-art]

PARAsocial relationship

Miss Anna became the sensation of the Gamble Galaxy almost overnight. Young idol quickly climbed the career ladder, sparing neither herself nor others. Nevertheless, in public she manages to maintain a squeaky clean reputation, hiding her full name - SusANNA Patria Haltmann 2.0 More info under the cut

▲ After his daughter died during a test of the Star Dream interdimensional protocol, Mr. Haltmann was getting closer and closer to the edge. For years, he had been making the same wish on a clockwork star again and again: to bring his girl back to life. But the mechanism remained stationary. Max saw the glass eyes on that damn cat-like metal face open in response to his request, but beyond that, nothing happened. This worthless machine couldn't even fix the tragedy it caused. Instead of bringing mother back into their family, it took away the last thing he had. Mr. Haltmann's condition was already far from stable, when he made a decision: "If magic doesn't help me, then science will" in one of his last attempts to cling to elusive memories

▲ HWC had patents for the cloning technology for some time, although it needed improvement, it was quite capable of recreating the a little girl`s body. However, Mr. Haltmann was gone to far to understand that the clone will be *LIKE* his daughter, but will not *BE* her. He was going to put all the memories of the original into it, of course it had to be her!

▲ The clone turned out to be an immediate disappointment - the hair had the wrong color, the mannerisms are slightly different from those that he is used to. Despite the fact that the girl was just organically developing on the basis of those given memories. But she wasn't good enough for Mr. Haltmann, even when he had almost completely forgotten his daughter due to prolonged exposure to the Mother's Computer. Susanna 2.0 was shelved as a failed project. Max didn't even flinch when it turned out that she had cut off all her ties with HWC and disappeared

▲ Anna has exactly the same data as Susie: starting from vocals and ending with some sadistic tendencies. Which, in the process of her growing up, only worsened due to an acquired inferiority complex, expressed in her absolute hatred of Susie. She identifies all her problems with Susie, projecting very, very hard

▲ When Mr. Haltmann was alive, Anna blamed him for everything (which is deserved), but when she learned that Max Profit Haltmann had died somewhere on the outskirts of the galaxy, and his miraculously-turned-out-to-be-alive daughter took the CEO place... Anna will make sure, this isn't for long.

▲ She felt strange. This man didn't care about her at all. So why then are her eyes burning and she wants to burst into tears?

▲ "Do you know what it's like to remember something and know that these memories aren`t yours? To look in the mirror and see someone you hate?"

[theknucklehead]

Only a true friend would knock some sense into you.

[radioactive-yuri]

the lack of physical conflict in sanders sides makes perfect sense, but i would like to see logan beat the shit out of someone just once

[basilbots]

Guys you cannot hate Old Moon for how he treated Sun then turn around and get mad at Sun for not standing up for himself what are we doing. Abuse is bad but fuck the abuse victim for not doing anything about it? Huh???

[fruitbycake]

I feel like Rebecca had like a LOT of slap bracelets so that just translated onto Amanda's design to be hip with the kids

[medusagorgongirl1]

Episode 4 spoilers-ish

Also while I'm still feeling this episode, I was expecting a fight scene. I was expecting matt to fucking rage quit this hero abstinence. I was expecting for him and punisher to yell and beat the shit (lovingly) out of each other, hell I was fucking excited for it after the last episode being almost entirely in the court (I really liked the last episode but I've been aching for this man to reaaaally let go, episode 2's fight scene was a sprinkle, I want more)

But godammmmmn, the crying, the bitch slap, the apology, franks son, say his name, everying

That was so much bette4 this any fight scene my naive ass could've hoped for. The catharsis. The grief holy everloving shit.

I came into this episode craving violence, I left it realizing these writers are getting this character better than I am, and holy shit am I hear for it

[laugtherhyena]

@ink4spots Hi I'm still thinking about the Bone devil taking one of Aging's skulls thing :(

How old is Cal? Like, have them been the same Bone devil since? They're a fiend now but the power is still in there so imagine Cherry would see them in public safety and recognize it in a way n start shaking them around like "You! It's you!"

[foursaints]

while on the topic, when barty finds out evan is a virgin does he react differently than he would normally during sex? softer/more vanilla? and in general does barty call evan pet names in bed or just the usual rosie/goldielocks?

i’ve always been of the opinion that barty does an incredibly fucked up thing where he starts gentle and then eventually progresses to telling evan that he KNOWS he’s been lying, calls him a liar, there’s no way his pretty cunt hasn’t been touched before, not when he takes barty so perfectly, not when he makes noises like that, etc.

and it’s actually diabolical but it’s what gets both of them off god bless

[lovekylarforever]

i feel like i was barely alive today 😭 i played dol, passed out and took a nap where i had a really fucking weird nightmare about these fat gray wriggling worms infesting my phone and then going to wake my bf up in a panic just for him to be reaaaally wrong and scary and then having a panic attack about my bf not being normal and then waking up, sweaty as fuckk and breathing heavy. and then i blacked out for hours while drawing kylar sucking tdick

[xxplastic-cubexx]

your charles is so pretty godddd

thank you !!!!!!! i love him........

[redragon8795]

[voltstone]

if anyone enjoys slapping sarah, i will say this:

i want to soak a rag in gasoline, stuff it up your butt, and light a match.

[04tenno]

8 characters confirmed for Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth, the first entry in the series to feature all faceclaims from the previous game!