#snowpocolypse2015

[robynochs]

Oh, my poor, dear wife. I think she's been out there shoveling for too long.

[nexusray]

The year is 2057. The MBTA decides to make a giant train to circle the globe to keep everyone alive after the 4368th blizzard in a row. Moderate to severe delays are to be expected.

[zentouro]

Happy snowmaggedon. To celebrate I made a video about the worst environmental disaster since the BP Oil Spill. 

I know, I’m really fun at parties. 

[cursed-bridges]

All businesses in the south right now

[tardistogongen]

So, as it turns out I've lost a LOT of work due to the nasty winter weather, and I'm starting to get worried about paying the bills this month. I'm a writer by trade, and I have three books out I self-published, so I'll get money from them directly. If you want to help me out this month and pick up a good book to cuddle up with during this awful snowstorm, buy one! You can get a print copy or digital, whatever you'd like. I put summaries of the books below the break! Check them out!

An Eloquence of Time and Space A poetic guide to the TV Series Doctor Who, with ever single single story in the show's 50 year history getting a poem chronicling it, illustrations by Olivia Hinkel, and also a poem for every Torchwood, K-9, and Sarah Jane Adventures story!. A must have for any Whovian! Also includes: Four essays by James Wylder on: Why Romana is the best Companion, a Russel T. Davies, Stephen Moffat, Neil Gaiman, and Lawrence Miles comparison piece, the Doctor's Name, and River Song's Timeline Two essays by Andrew Gilbertson on: Dalek History, and Classic Series Special Effects. A Whovian Cookbook by Taylor Elliott A short story in the spirit of the show by James Wylder This book is a 500-page work of love that you'll adore if you love Doctor Who. Cascade An eclectic swirl of poetry that shifts through phases building to a final Cascade of words. My collected poetry comes to print, including everyone's favorite poem of mine, "Japan, Oh God, Japan." Also contains the full-length play “Paper Gods.” God Save the Pres.! Zoey Hartnell is an ordinary teenage girl from Colonial America who loves her King and Country, but who is accidentally sent forward in time to the modern day where there is no King, and those darn revolutionaries have won! A pair of political schemers soon goad Zoey into running for President of the United States since she is technically 200-some years old, but can she win and restore the country to the monarchy she misses? Find out in this bold and bawdy political comedy play!

[southernish]

Miracle of miracles

We're closed tomorrow! SNOOOOW DAAAAY!!! (This never happens in Chicago, btw.)

[theonlywayoutisin]

[churst15-blog1]

This is why I don't go outside....

[dominionderbygirls]

Meet ICE BLOCK, # 20° ----- How long have you been skating? Every winter of my life since I can remember. What is your job outside of derby? Neighborhood Watch Do you have any pets/kids? A few snowballs that are the cutest things you've ever seen... until you get smacked in the face with one. Who is your derby wife? No wife, bro. I'm COLD AS ICE Who is your favorite person to hit? People who speed through my neighborhood. No, really. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: SLOW DOWN OUT THERE! What made you choose roller derby? Gasoline Allie! You could say she "made me". What would we find you doing on a Sunday afternoon? Chillin Three words the describe you? Rocky.Road.Fa'sho. If you could meet anyone in the world, who would it be and why? Michael Keaton because he's the ONE & ONLY BATMAN. Also because he played a great Jack Frost. I teared up a bit, true story. But I'm still COLD AS ICE. Don't you forget it. If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? Build a year round ice rink where I could start an ice-derby league. Can you imagine? How COOL would that be?

[we-walk-the-miles]

*Aggressively doesn't take a snow selfie because I'm not a fucking basic bitch*