#so i did barbie. and it was fun💖

[camelspit]

heeeeeeyyyyy what r interesting topics in us history

[birlemsbae]

— introducing ‘dad chris’

it’s currently 7:28pm on thursday night and chris is getting his daughter ready for pre-school the next day.

“dada?” the little girl babbles whilst playing with the soap bar behind her.

“what baby?” he says, putting the shampoo in her hair and spreading it all around.

“where’s mama?”

chris was dreading this question. chris and his baby mama have been broken up for the entire time adessa has been born. he has been trying to avoid this question for years.

chris and his baby mama broke up due to her love for partying and drinking. not being involved in the childs life at all. but chris has been an amazing father to her even though her mother is no where to be found.

“i don’t know where mama is,” he answers honestly, he face dropping a bit before he sees her face light up and giggle.

“you know where mama is! shes here all the time!” and then it hit him. she wasn’t talking about her actual biological mother, she was talking about chris’s girlfriend and that so happened to be you.

“you’re right! i was just playing baby, mama’s at work. she’ll be back soon.” he said, grabbing the cup, filling it with water, and pouring it on the girls head. she pouts at that.

“dada! no water in face!” she crosses her arms and splashes a little.

“okay i’m sorry! we gotta get this out your hair tho,” he runs water over the top of her head.

“i miss mama.” adessa says, grabbing her barbies and fiddling with it.

“i miss mama too babe,” by some miracle as soon as he said that, you opened the front door. with three bags full of groceries. you set them on the counter along with your work bag, threw your shoes off and went upstairs to find chris and adessa.

you opened the door to see, surprisingly, an un-drenched chris and his daughter.

“mama!” she says standing up. chris wraps a towel around her and he waddles off in your direction. “hi ‘dess. how was today with dada?”

“so much fun! we ate popsicles and danced and he even played barbies with me!” she shrieks.

“he even played barbie’s with you? wow, dada must be so much better than mama,” you look at chris with a smug look.

“no ones better than mama,” she hugs you. “can i put clothes on now dada?”

you look at chris and he takes adessa from you and kisses your cheek. “i’ll get her dresses then i’ll come back down.”

your standing in the kitchen getting dinner ready when you feel a pair of hands wrap around your hips and a head on your shoulder. “hi chris,”

“dess is right, we did miss mama today.” you playfully roll your eyes.

“can you miss me and not suffocate me at the same time?” you giggle.

“nope!” he looks at you from the side, kisses your cheek, and then walks away to see what his daughter is doing.

a/n: dad!matt and dad!chris are my absolute favs 💖

[miffysstash]

Hi Miffy! I hope you’re doing well! Could you write hcs of Edd and Tord with a super girly s/o? She wears pink and glittery makeup and is super bubbly! I’m sorry if this is too specific. Thank you so much if you do this request! 💖

hai coco!!! im a huge fan of your work, ty for your request!!! ^~^

hope you enjoy, sorry if it’s a bit short and rambly, but i had fun with this one!!!

eddsworld/reader | edd and tord with a girly!s/o

Edd:

- Edd loves you so much, seriously.

The fact you’re so bubbly and girly makes his heart soar, he loves seeing you so happy while expressing yourself.

- He’ll buy you stuff whenever he goes out, even trying to buy you any glittery makeup he can get his hands on.

- He studies what brands you use and everything, only the best for his girl!

- He now thinks green goes so well with pink, to the point he’ll buy pink trinkets for his room because they remind him of you.

- Like he has a hello kitty plush he bought above his desk that he likes to look at while he works, snickering to himself as his cheeks turn pink.

- He loves doing skin routines with you, now he knows why Matt does them all the time!

-He will let you do a bit of makeup on him if you want to for practice!

- Overall, one might think that he wouldn’t like a super girly s/o (so did he at first).

- But the man fell for you. Hard. And he lives every part of you.

Tord:

- Oh he adores it.

- Loves seeing you all dolled up, and seeing you so happy is a plus.

- (If you have days where you aren’t all dressed up, he loves it too ofc).

- Loves to go shopping with you, and is a total pushover when it comes to you.

- “Oooo, Tord look at these cute shoes!”

- He buys them in a matter of minutes, no matter the price.

- Of course, you tell him he doesn’t need to do that but seeing your eyes light up as he presents them to you. God, he can’t help it.

- No amount of money can compare to that.

- Loves showing you off to his friends, like “Ooo I have an amazingly cute girlfriend and you don’t, haha!”

- Like Edd, he loves to buy things that remind him of you. but is more secretive about it.

- Has a shelf in his closet full of pink things that he likes to sift through from time to time.

- From Hello Kitty to Barbie merchandise, he’s running out of shelf space to put everything and he refuses to get rid of anything.

- He even bought your favorite perfume scent and sometimes sprays it on his belongings like his pillow to hold during the nights you aren’t there with him.

- Lord help this man, he’s fallen too hard for you.

[bbyjackie]

𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐒... 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐒 — ♡

one piece social media feat: strawhats special appearance: whitebeard pirates, heart pirates, kid pirates

》 in honour of barbie!! (+ oppenheimer)

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_ynln: barbie girls in the new world 🎀💄

[music: Beauty And A Beat - Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj ♫]

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FRAAANKY: LETS GOOOOOOOOO 🔥🔥

nefertari_vivi: so happy to meet up with you guys again!! 💕

↳ _ynln: we missed u!

↳ lovenami: lets do it again!

↳ blackleg.sanji: YOU WERE SO BEAUTIFUL VIVI 💞💘❣️💕🥰😍

lovenami: we look so good omg ‼️

ace: CAN'T BELIEVE WE RAN INTO EACHOTHER

↳ _ynln: EEE IM SO GLAD YOU JOINED US!!

↳ p1rateking_luffy: HEHE IT WAS SO FUNNY WHEN U FELL ASLEEP ACE 😂

sogekingg.usopp: BEST DRESSED CREW IN THE NEW WORLD

trafalgar_d.law: it looked like you all copied doflamingo's style

↳ _ynln: PLEASE DELETE THIS B4 HE SEES IT I DONT WANT TO DIE🙏🙏

↳ p1rateking_luffy: HEHAHHA TRA GUY YOURE RIGHT

↳ doflamingo_: Looking good @_ynln

↳ _ynln: you're old enough to be my dad 😐

↳ doflamingo_: Add a dy to that

↳ theroronoa.zoro: more like you should dy off 😭😭 (liked by trafalgar_d.law, _ynln, sogekingg.usopp)

CAPTAIN.KIIIID: fire song choice (liked by _ynln, theroronoa.zoro)

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ace: ran into these losers 😪

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marco_o: so when you said you couldn't do cleaning duty, you were out watching barbie

↳ ace: And I'm bad like the Barbie (Barbie) I'm a doll, but I still wanna party (party) Pink 'Vette like I'm ready to bend (bend) I'm a ten, so I pull in a Ken

↳ marco_o: you need to be put down

_ynln: omg i made it on THE FIRE FIST ACE'S ig?! 🫢🫢

↳ ace: YOU WERE LITERALLY IN THE LAST PHOTO DUMP

↳ _ynln: NO WAY YOU POST ME IN THE SAME DUMP AS LUFFY AND EXPECT ME TO BE OKAY W THAT 🤨🤨

↳ ace: mb you're the no.1 fr 😌🤞

p1rateking_luffy: LERS DO A MOVIE NIGHT AGUIB WIEH SABU TOO

↳ saaaa_bo: real, if that's what you were trying to say

iampops: Sons, let's go watch barbie together

↳ ace: pops i ain't even gonna lie, there's no way we can bring you to the theatre and not have the marines after us 😭😭

↳ _ynln: ace YOU'RE the liability, i literally ran into the marines and they were offering me DOUBLE your bounty to turn you in

↳ lovenami: AND YOU DIDN'T DO IT?

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lovenami: glad this fit is boutta be on my new bounty poster 🤞

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_ynln: nami nahh 💀 we were running for our LIVES

↳ themarineofficial: my mum told me to chase after my dreams (liked by _ynln, FRAAANKY, theroronoa.zoro)

↳ sogekingg.usopp: WHO TF HACKED INTO THE OFFICIAL MARINE IG LMFAOO 😭😭

↳ lovenami: scariest notification

trafalgar_d.law: luffy? more like goofy. why's he trying to rizz up the camera man like that

p1rateking_luffy: Tra guy what does rizz mean

↳ trafalgar_d.law: RIZZ: Another word for spitting game/how good you are with pulling and sustaining bitches. [Urban Dictionary]

↳ p1rateking_luffy: I GOT THAT ILLEGAL RIZZ 🤪🤪😇🙏🔥🔥

↳ _ynln: LUFFY WHAT

↳ lovenami: ?!!

↳ jinbe: ?

↳ trafalgar_d.law: wtaf

↳ p1rateking_luffy: Ace told me to say it :((

↳ saaaa_bo: ACE STOP RUINING LUFFY'S DIGITAL FOOTPRINT

↳ ace: GUYS OMG DONT HATE ON ME TBF HE PULLED HANCOCK AND SHES LIKE 30

blackleg.sanji: MY BEAUTIFUL GODDESSES IN ONE FRAME HOW DID I EVER GET THIS LUCKY TO BE BORN INTO THIS LIFE 💓💖💘🧡💕💖💗❤️

↳ p1rateking_luffy: I'm in the photo too!

↳ blackleg.sanji: sadly.

↳ _ynln: 😭

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p1rateking_luffy: Last nighT was fun

tagged: ace, theroronoa.zoro, _ynln, blackleg.sanji

ace: WHAT WERE YOU DOING TO ME?

↳ _ynln: dude you were GONE 😭

↳ p1rateking_luffy: HAAHGAHA DID YIUO SEE THE THINGFW WE DFEW ON YOURE FACE

↳ trafalgar_d.law: ever feel bad about yourself? think about luffy's spelling (liked by saaaa_bo)

lovenami: WHAT WERE YOU GUYS DOING TO YN AND ZORO IN THE SECOND PHOTO

↳ lovenami: WAIT WHEN WAS THE PHOTO EVEN TAKEN?

↳ p1rateking_luffy: Ryght after the marnjnes follqweod you g0uys instead

↳ sogekingg.usopp: aint no way i was fighting for life and these rats were having the time of their life 🫤🫤

↳ _ynln: 😝

↳ p1rateking_luffy: 😝

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_ynln: strawhats take on oppenheimer next 🖤

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themarinesofficial: strawhat ladies and roronoa zoro i will need to arrest you for stealing my heart ❤️

↳ _ynln: LMFAO UM IM CRYING??!!

↳ nicorobin: This is slightly uncomfortable

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: LMFAO THE WAY ZORO IS INCLUDED AHHAA

↳ blackleg.sanji: BACK OFF FROM THEM 🫵

↳ theroronoa.zoro: just crucify me again

sogekingg.usopp: OKAY BUT FR WHO HACKED INTO THEIR ACC 😭😭

↳ FRAAANKY: nah people in the marines just getting bored fr

ace: YOOO LETS MEET UP (liked by _ynln)

↳ p1rateking_luffy: @saaaa_bo COME TOO

[creedslove]

The Millers 💖

No outbreak!Joel Miller x f!reader

Summary: an insight of Joel's married life with you and fatherhood of a little boy

Inspired by this post after I fell in love with the idea of Joel being a dad to a baby boy 💙

Warnings: fluff and Joel Miller being the best husband and father in the world

A/N: idk besties, I love Joel and I want him to be happy 😭🥺

1.6k words

When Joel had Sarah, everything was harder; he was too young to take that much of a responsibility by himself and yet he did it. Giving up his dream and short term plans, he saw himself seeking a steady job to provide for himself and his baby daughter, and for that he worked hard. Joel Miller had to work his ass off in order to make sure his family would be well taken care of. However, he loved that tiny little baby girl with all his heart, and it was that love that gave him the strength and the perseverance to fight things off and make sure his daughter had everything he could give her. Luckily to him, he did a pretty good job at raising her, stated fact as she blossomed into a beautiful, lovely and kind-hearted young woman, who gave him nothing but happiness and pride when she managed to get into a top-notch university, after all, she was the smartest kid he'd ever met.

He didn't know exactly what to do after he dropped her off in college, returning to the home that had been filled with her presence, her laughter, her joy and her things, was now a home Joel would have to live in alone and occasionally sharing with his laid-back brother. He was still fairly young, he had a successful business and he thought he would spend his next decades leading a quiet, comfortable life, with a lot of work, some fun, some night stands and that was it.

Meeting you wasn't planned, but it ended up being one of the best, sweetest surprises life had given him, and still, he had never thought it would end up in marriage. He figured you two would be together until you got tired of him and found someone better, he wouldn't blame you, he always thought you deserved more, even if it broke his heart. Turns out you didn't want anyone better, younger or wealthier, you wanted him, exactly like he wanted you, so despite Joel being a stubborn man, you showed him your love and you ended up married to the love of your life. Not bad at all.

However, he had never thought of having a second child. Not that he was against it, but he just figured it wouldn't happen at all, he had gone through all of it with Sarah, so he didn't see himself restarting it from the very beginning… that is until you came with a positive pregnancy test and Joel realized he was going to be a father. You were going to be a mother and you two would become parents. It took him some seconds to let the news sink in, he was shocked, he was not going to lie… he knew you two should've discussed the possibility of having kids and how that would affect your marriage and daily life, but since you were already pregnant, he saw that ship had already sailed.

He was terrified, but also couldn't hide the fact he was so happy to be doing that with you, before he knew it would be different than the first time, where he had to handle a newborn on his own and became a single parent, instead you would do it as a couple, together, building up a family, you were about to become The Millers and he fucking loved that.

Over the course of his life, Joel had to learn to be a girl dad, task that wasn't easy at all, he had no idea one day he would have to learn about Disney princesses, and Barbies, and My Little Pony shit and all the sparkly glittery Sarah was so crazy about when she was a kid. And for a rough guy like himself, he had done a decent job. Which was why his whole perspective had changed the moment he learned you and him were having a little boy.

Joel felt like his heart had stopped for a moment, it was the second time you nearly gave him a heart attack during your marriage. It was so new to him, to know that in a matter of months he was having a little boy. He thought of all the things he would like to do some day, such as teach him how to play the guitar, take him to sports matches, play soccer after Sunday lunches, take him to work… there was just an infinity of things he could try. He was excited.

When you and Joel decided to turn the guest room into nursery, was when he began wondering if his son would be the dinosaur kind of kid, or if he would be into space stuff, animals, or whatever, and just to be safe, Joel bought some of each of the items; that way his little boy could choose whatever he wanted and Joel would be a proud dad not matter what.

Three years after you broke the news to him, Joel prepared himself to leave home and come back home every night to his beautiful wife and his sweet little toddler. It terrified him how time flew by and in the blink of an eye, his beautiful Samuel Miller went from a tiny little baby, to a sweet chatty toddler, and in a matter of time he would become a teen and then an adult. It felt like an exaggeration, but that was what happened to Sarah. He just didn't want to miss out on his son's life, he didn't want to waste precious family moments by working too much. Money was a need, but so was his family, and that was why Joel hated the fact he had to work until that late, he knew you would be gladly waiting for him, but Sammy would be just asleep by the time he finally made it back home. He sighed, as he really enjoyed spending time playing trucks, cars, or blocks with his little man.

He got off his truck and walked to the door, opening it to find a nearly quiet home, the sound of TV was there, though it was low enough for him to be aware you were still awake, but he was sure his boy was already in bed. That was why it made Joel so surprise to moment he saw a tiny little thing waddling towards him, his messy little brown curls showed he had already got cuddles from his mommy, which caused him to he sleepy, judging by the way he rubbed his tired little brown eyes - exactly like Joel's.

"Daddy?" He whispered and smiled tiredly the moment he spotted Joel, rushing to him and hugging him tight, giggling adorably the moment his daddy lifted him up and tiny arms wrapped around Joel's neck. "Miss you daddy"

"Miss you too, Sammy… were you nice to your mommy? Did you take good care of her?" He saw his son nodding obediently and you resting against the doorframe, smiling at them. Your heart was a puddle of love each time you saw how good Joel was with your little boy. You walked to them, caressing Sammy's head gently and pecked Joel's lips

"There's dinner for you" you winked at your husband and got his plate out of the oven, as it was still warm and placed it on the table. You walked to him and tried taking Sammy, but he shook his head "no mommy, stay with daddy please" he gave you the puppy eyes and then turned to Joel "can we play trucks after dinner, daddy?" He asked with a yawn and rested his little body against his dad's stomach, fighting sleep as hard as he could.

While Joel ate, Sammy just stayed quiet, his small hands gripping his daddy's wrist and holding his watch. He shook his head when Joel offered him some food, all he wanted was to play trucks with his daddy.

Joel was still hungry and he was eager to finish that amazing plate you'd made him, but he couldn't simply continue eating while his boy wanted to spend precious time with him. He wrapped his arm gently around Sammy's tummy and got up, taking his son with him

"Daddy is done eating, let's play now, okay? But let's play in your room because our trucks are so noisy and we can't bother mommy" he tickled his son, as he used his trick to convince Sammy to play a little in bed before tucking him in. Sammy on the other hand, could barely contain his excitement, he rubbed his tired eyes once more, but this time the giggles came easy as he was taken to his bed by his father. He sat down comfortably and asked Joel to pick his yellow and blue truck: it was his favorite, given by his big sister Sarah on his last birthday. The man smiled at the thought of it, how his kids were adorable, even if the age gap between them was expressive, Sarah was every bit of sweet to her baby brother, and Sammy simply loved her. He handed his son the truck and sat by the edge of the bed. As they engaged in the activity, Sammy told his daddy silly nothings, giggled and smiled, until he was overpowered by sleep. He lay down in bed, and Joel placed the truck on the floor, taking the fluffy dinosaur blanket and covered Sammy. His big hand caressed his son's beautiful face. He might look like Joel, but he was every bit of sweet and lovely as his mommy, you, the woman Joel loved the most and he was so thankful for having given him the best present a man could have: a family.

"Night night daddy"

"Night Sammy, daddy loves you"

"I love you too, daddy"

____

[folkloresthings]

i have just read through all your stuff while on a road trip and i will be reading it again to make sure i appreciate it properly!

can we get a lance stroll x barbie actress! reader where they’ve been in a relationship since like…16 but the world only found out when lance went to the barbie premier 🙏🙏 ly tyvm

writers note: i’m 🥲 this is such a sweet little message! thank you sweetheart!! i’m always down for writing baby boy lance stroll so ofc <3

LIFE IN PLASTIC / LS18.

in which he’s succeeding massively in the racing world, and she’s one of the biggest actresses of this year. but no one knows, they’re desperately in love with each other.

( lance stroll x actress!au )

✩⡱ warnings: none

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yourusername this barbie is a mermaid!!! 💖🌊🧜‍♀️ barbie is out july 21, this movie is so close to my heart. i hope you enjoy.

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nicolacouglan my favourite mermaid 💓

⤷ yourusername my favourite diplomat 💕

user SHE’S A BARBIE GIRL

ncutigatwa she IS the moment

NOTIFICATION! lance_stroll shared this to their story!

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lance_stroll hello miami!! great qualifying race today, bring it on tomorrow! 💓🌸💕

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estebanocon can’t wait for tomorrow!! let’s race!

astonmartinf1 race engineers request you “stop singing barbie girl every time you overtake” thanks 👍

⤷ lance_stroll no can do, sorry

yourusername we should get you on the soundtrack 💘💘💘

⤷ lance_stroll omw to the studio now

⤷ user ariana what are you doing here

yourusername added to their story!

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lance_stroll my sister got married! lots of love to chloe and scotty, such a fun day & night ❤️

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chloestroll ❤️❤️❤️

user am i going mad or is that the dress from y/n’s story?

⤷ user i saw she was there too!! i didn’t know they knew each other

⤷ user they’re both from montreal!

yourusername the best night 🥺

user i am looking: suspiciously

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yourusername world premiere baby!!! this barbie loved the pink carpet (this ken got tired very quickly) 💗💖🌸💕🌷💞💓💘

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user LANCE????

⤷ user the crossover we didn’t know we needed

jvn STUNNING 🤩

lance_stroll 🧎🧎🧎

⤷ charles_leclerc simp

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lance_stroll my barbie girl 😍 i’ve been head over heels in love with you since high school and watching you on the big screen, doing what you’re made for, only makes me love you even more. i’m so proud of you, darling ❤️

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user talk about HARD LAUNCH

yourusername and he’s just ken 🫶

⤷ fernandoalo_official i like her more than you lancestroll

yourusername jk i love you more than this earth. thank you for being my rock and shoulder to cry on. i truly don’t deserve you 🫶

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user they’ve been dating since high school and we’re only finding out now😭😭😭

landonorris how did you manage that, man

⤷ lance_stroll i’ve been asking myself the same question for 8 years

[littlejazzy]

Do you have good recommendations for AgeRe stories? Something really cute and fluffy? (I'm a lonely regressor and I love reading stories about really sweet caregivers.)

I do!! I adore reading agere fics, so here are some recs! I hope you enjoy!!! 💖

Gen:

Decontamination by SailorChibi - Marvel - Baby!Tony and CG!Steve - After a battle, Steve takes care of his baby - (This one is a Classification!AU/Littles are Known!AU... like, one of the very first ones. Very good and fluffy. If you ever read thorough their fics, (tagged NSAP bc agere straight up did not exist as a community yet) you'll start spotting alot of things that other people were/are inspired from.)

Picnic by SailorChibi - Marvel - Baby!Tony, CG!Steve, Middle!Bucky, Toddler!Clint, CG!Coulson, Kiddo!Scott, CG!Sam W., Kiddo!Peter P., CG!Wade, Kid!Wanda, and CG!Vision - All the Avengers have a nice picnic - (classification!au, but a different verse than the previous fic jsyk. this one is suuuuper fluffy and cute and fun <3)

Less than Five by SailorChibi - Daniel Craig's James Bond - Little!Q and CG!Bond - Q regresses smaller than usual; his daddy makes sure he's taken care of - (classification!AU, first of a series. first two fics are pretty fluffy, but the third has some angst, which makes the fluff even sweeter, in my opinion)

coffee makers and bumblebees by orchidsncrake - Daredevil - Little!Matt and CG!Foggy - Matt becomes overstimulated and after an altercation with the office's coffee maker, Foggy is there to make everything better

Small surprises by undergroundrice - Daredevil - Little!Matt and CG!Foggy - Foggy stumbles onto Matt regressing, and together they figure it out

A Second Shot by mylittlestories - MCU - Little!Natasha, Little!Clint, and CG!Coulson - Natasha didn't have much of a childhood. When she sees that having a second one is possible, she wants; Coulson and Clint are happy to make her family :) - (This one is unfinished, but what's there is just so nice I have to include it!!)

Give your Dreams the Wings to Fly by Honey_Dewey - FNAF Movie - Little!Matt and CG!Ness - Mike gets sick at work, but his boyfriend is there to make everything okay

the road to hope and adventures into the unknown (target) by romansprince - Barbie (2023) - Little!Ken, then CG!Barbie and CG!Gloria - Ken has become human... except he's never had a childhood. Sometimes he feels Fuzzy, but that's something he thinks he can keep secret. As he turns out, he can't, but it works out anyway - (Two separate fics that take place in the same universe/series. The first one/set-up is a little angsty, but the second is more fluffy)

Movie Night by mcschnuggles - Heathers - Little!JD and CG!Veronica - JD unexpectedly drops into headspace during a movie night with the rest of the teenagers; Veronica helps him through it - (Modern!AU, Everyone Lives!AU, this one is kinda angsty, but like, it's canon appropriate, lol - also!!! make sure that you check out the author's other works!!!!! lots of agere fics for a large variety of fandoms!!)

Toffee Ticking Time Bomb by GayCheerios - Star Wars - Little!Anakin and CG!Obi-Wan - Obi-Wan has to find his padawan's stuffie before the inevitable temper tantrum ensues - (classification!AU, part of a very nice and good series that, if you enjoy this fic, you should also check out)

Baby's First Bath by CyberToddler - Beetlejuice: The Musical - Toddler!Beetlejuice and CG!Maitlands - The Maitlands give Beetlejuice his very first bath - ( 👉👈 I wrote this one 😖)

Evolution by Cgetbrmj - The Last of Us (TV) - Little!Ellie and CG!Joel - Series that follows each episode of the show, and explores how these characters stumble upon age regression as a coping mechanism and how much they both realize they enjoy it. - (Slowburn agere, as it explores how it develops naturally between both characters. This one DOES contain some angst as it relates to the show, but overall is as fluffy as its setting allows)

Reader-Inserts:

The Doctor's Office by agerefandom (tazia101) - Twilight - Little!Reader and CG!Carlisle - Reader goes to their first check-up in their new town and unexpectedly regresses; thankfully, their doctor is more than understanding - (I can not emphasize enough how much I love this one. Hits all the right buttons, I'm so happy/thankful I found it before I had to establish care w/ a new doctor, it's just- so good)

Sugary Sweet by agerefandom (tazia101) - Twilight - Baby!Reader and CG!Alice and Jasper - A comfy, happy morning with your vampire caregivers - (be sure to check out the writer for more fandoms!! lots of agere fics, including gen and reader!insert!)

little life at the mansion by myworldoffanfiction - X-Men - Little!Reader and CG!X-Men (the main gang lol) - First chapter is a busy yet comfy morning while living at Xavier's Mansion. Second chapter is a fun Summer evening - (this one is sooooo sweet 😭)

Play Pretend by Vinnies_Comfort_Corner - Scream (1996) - Kiddo!Reader, Flip!Stu, and CG!Billy - You and Stu play pretend while waiting for Billy to come home - (if you enjoy this one, make sure you check out their other regression fics!!! there's even one with a petreg puppy!reader!! and other horror media!!)

Red Stained Fingers by CyberToddler - Scream (1996) - Little!Reader, CG!Stu, and CG!Billy - Unorthodox sensory play with diy-ed fake blood, lol - (I also wrote this one 😅 it's sugary sweet, I promise, lol)

[allmightskitten]

HELLO! first of all, thank you for the tag on the tag game. Second of all, I've been loving your 'Corazon's Flowershop Diary' Fic a LOT. You've a way with words and they're so fun and engaging to read. I get to feel all the tension and emotions and I often get so nervous every time I get to a rather tense scene. Love every update!!

Ok, on to the ask, I'm super excited about the Doffy/Tsuru and the two Doffy/Rosi ones!! You've got their characterisation down so so so well. I just want to say I'm super excited to see Doffy/Tsuru bc we do be needing more of that on AO3. I'm quite the sucker for zombie apocalypse AU, I've read the snippet of the Doffy/Rosi ZA.AU and I just wanna say I love how freaky Doffy is in your fics, he's so weird he makes me wanna grab him like a barbie doll and shake him around bc he's so weird and freaky!!!! If you would drop a bit of snippets or your ideas for either fics please! 🥺🙇‍♂️

Lastly, have a nice day!

WAH, hello!!! Thanks for this ask omg, this was so so sweet to hear, you made my entire day 🥹💞 I'm absolutely thrilled that you enjoy corazon's flower shop! I've had so much fun writing it that it's just the best feeling ever when someone enjoys it :') also, YES to extra Freaky doffy, he's my favourite form. Certified Freak Seven Days a Week 🙏🙏 and weird as HELL but that is our silly bird man 💖

Complete agree, doftsuru needs more works, I'm 99% sure I've read every fic under the tag because there's so few! I got an ask about the doftsuru fic so I'll be posting a snippet of that soon 👀 In the meantime, I'll respond with one of the dofcora ones; I managed to dig up this quite coherent draft of a bit from the Zombie Apocalypse AU, which I hope you'll enjoy! 🙈

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Rosinante knew that they should be using water sparingly, but he couldn't bring himself to be miserly with it when Doflamingo looked like this.

He should've gone to the damn medical ward as soon as he got back. He looked as bad as everybody else who'd returned alive, battered and bloody everywhere and barely standing upright– but instead, he'd found Rosi, as if he could somehow be of more help than actual medics, and insisted with his last left strength that they didn't need anyone else.

This was how Rosi found himself rubbing some sparse foamy soap into his brother's blonde hair, deliberately ignoring both the sizeable purple bruise decorating his back and the way the water that ran off his body flowed into the drain diluted red.

For a long time there was only the sound of running water and distant busy noises from the rest of the base outside. Doflamingo was the first to break that spell, once he didn't look like death anymore.

"We'll get a commission," was the first thing he said. "It will be worth the trouble."

Rosi's hands stilled in his hair. The water started to wash away the foam of the cheap soap.

"A commission," he muttered unhappily. "That's why you risked your life?"

Doflamingo angled his head back, looking at Rosi upside-down with a devilish smile.

"Half of the party wound up dead, Rosi. As you can see, I am perfectly fine."

Rosinante laughed shallowly. He couldn't believe him.

"There's a pretty wide range between perfectly fine and dead, Doffy. You still need to visit the medics."

Doffy rolled his eyes at him, turning his gaze back to the wall. He hunched some more in the stolen kitchen stool he was perched on, making Rosinante's job of washing his hair just a little less convenient.

He was doing a stellar job of compartmentalising, actually. His dry tone did a good job of masking the slight shaking in his voice when he told his brother off for his idiotic choices. He'd been scared.

Rosinante didn't think he'd ever felt fear so potent as when he heard about the hoarde that the scouting team had encountered. It was a massacre, they'd said. More than half the men were dead or infected, and the rest had barely escaped with their lives. They didn't know who was still among the living at the time it was communicated.

He was fortunate; he couldn't even compare his situation to that of the loved ones of the dead scouts. But past the immediate relief of spotting Doflamingo in the returning team, he'd felt that insidious fear again. The red blood and ripped clothing on him made Rosinante fear the worst: that he'd been infected, and it just hadn't kicked in yet.

But he was apparently fine. Just fine.

Rosi wanted to scream at him and make him swear on their mother's soul that he would never go on a scouting mission again. He wanted to get on the other side of the shower spray and fall to his knees and kiss him. He wanted so many other things that were irrational and impulsive that he wouldn't normally think of, because he'd never felt fear or relief this strongly before.

"I don't know what you mean by a commission," he said instead, swallowing his grief and rage. "Money?"

Doffy shook his head.

"More important. Privileges on base."

Rosinante frowned. The soap was completely washed away now. Aside from the bruising he looked almost normal again. He turned off the faucet, leaving the communal shower area silent except for the sound of their breathing.

"What kind privileges?"

In a display of way more strength than he should still have, or maybe he was just pushing himself, Doflamingo turned around rapidly in his seat and stood, grabbing the hands that had just been in his hair. He grinned like he was awfully proud of himself.

"First pick of your turn on the patrol or nightwatch. First access to the meat at meals." Doffy massaged his thumbs in slow circles over the back of his hands as his gaze turned sly. "A private room to call our own."

Rosinante stared at him like he was an idiot.

No, fuck that, he was.

"You signed up for the fucking scouting missions because you want a room?"

"Privacy," Doflamingo corrected. "I want privacy. I thought we both did." He raised a meaningful eyebrow at him.

Rosinante's face felt hot. He shrugged his hands off immediately.

"That's ridiculous."

Doffy laughed.

"We used to have our own place, Rosi. Tell me you don't miss the peace and quiet of just being by ourselves."

Rosinante glowered at him, but couldn't really find the words to object to that point. Truthfully, he did miss it, but Doflamingo couldn't possibly be stupid enough to trade it off for his life.

On second thought– he absolutely could, but it wasn't a matter of stupidity or skewered priorities. Rosinante fell silent when he remembered that Doffy hadn't wanted to come here.

He was so intent on making it on their own. He'd fought him every step of the way, arguing that they didn't need anyone else, that they could do just fine without finding the survivor colony, that he was enough to protect the both of them. Only the last ditch resort to convince him had worked– when Rosinante brought up that if he fell sick, there'd be no way of handling it. Of course, Doflamingo would sooner risk tooth and nail to find Law for them than join a group of strangers where he'd need to cooperate with other people, but Rosinante had patiently explained to him that even if locating Law on the other side of the country was doable, Law was a medical student who hadn't got to finish his studies because of this outbreak.

Doffy never made it subtle that he hated this place, still. He'd taken the biggest issue of all with the communal sleeping arrangements, descending into a worse mood each day because Rosinante insisted on more decorum around strangers.

Having their own room on this base would make it easier for Doflamingo to pretend they were still surviving by themselves, but it also meant Rosinante wouldn't stop him from being too clingy at night.

Fucking stupid. Or perhaps stubborn to a fault.

"How long do you have to keep doing the missions?"

"As long as it takes us to get out of here." Doffy reached out, brushing his bangs out of his eyes. "Do you need me to cut your hair again?"

Rosinante could cut his own hair. He wasn't a child.

But like a lot of highly-catered things he did, it placated his difficult, ridiculous brother, so he didn't turn it down.

"Yeah. Later."

Doffy cupped his cheek. Rosi let his eyes slip closed, savouring the feeling of closeness that he'd almost lost today.

"Every one of those fucking missions is a chance to lose your life, you know."

"Mm," Doffy hummed, not paying attention to his warning, probably deliberately. His other hand came up to mirror the first, holding Rosinante's face. "Let me cut your hair tonight."

Rosi held his breath. It was an instinctive response. He absently licked his dry lips.

Doffy had never– but he was unpredictable, and he had to be running on heightened emotions too–

He felt a kiss to the top of his head. The spell broke, and Rosinante released the breath he was holding.

"I don't like it," he continued, though there was no sternness in his breathless voice. "The scouting missions. It's a bad idea."

"We'll talk about it in bed."

In bed, huh?

If they were sharing the same bed Rosi didn't see much serious conversation happening. Doflamingo couldn't pay attention to anything else when he had him that close. Sometimes Rosi wondered what it would take for him to cross the line, but he always backed away from the thought fast because he never hated it as much as he probably should.

They would need to have this conversation some other day, then. Perhaps over a meal or the night watch. Rosinante didn't see this situation as one he would end up winning; it was starting to look like the only way he could get Doffy to stop participating in those missions was to get the hell out of here with him. Vaguely he wondered if this was some kind of manipulation; if Doffy wasn't also doing this to scare him into changing his mind about staying.

It would be nice if it could be the two of us and Law, if he's alive.

No, he had to be alive. Law was brilliant and knew how to hold his own in a fight, too. He would survive, and they'd find him, and Rosinante would force the two most important people in his life to get along with each other for his sake.

The colony was a safe place to be, but he suspected that even Doflamingo knew he would not refuse an offer to leave this place and look for Law. So long as they were adequately prepared to make that kind of journey without getting killed on the way, Rosi would choose it, and Doflamingo didn't even need to pull some underhanded manipulation tactics. It was only a matter of time.

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(A previous snippet can be found here!)

Thank you for this ask, it was really fun to do and it brightened my day :')!!

[snowangeldotmp3]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers! Spread the self-love ❤️

DOT!!! sending u 1 million kisses MWAH MWAH !!!! this is so neat and i love revisiting all these fics so much!!! 💖

i wanted her to look at me - this was technically supposed to be a prequel to the rebel robin fic that i had planned, where robin's had a crush on nancy since sophomore year and she's struggling with coming to terms with the fact that she might actually have a crush on nancy wheeler.

face it, tiger - i am not immune to spidey robin. this was for last year's ronancetober and it was so, so much fun to write! i didn't pick a specific spidey dynamic like peter/mj or peter/gwen for this one, because truth be told nancy reminds me more of lois lane, but it has the iconic upside down spidey kiss. and that makes it worth it TO ME

i know that you would want it, if i could sink my teeth into you - VAMPIRE NANCY. that is all... no but seriously this one was also a blast to write. i love the idea of nancy trying So hard to maintain control and failing and robin being All for that.

thick skull never did (nothing for me) - spider nance ! spider nance ! does whatever a spider can ! anyways. it's a spidey nance fic bc i am also not immune to her either. this one is a bit more tragic than spidey robin, and originally i had planned more for her (not in this universe, just more spidey nance in general), but this one is still so dear to me <3

now i see you in technicolor - okay technically this one is still ongoing, but it's barbiegloria fame au. i wanted to try my hand at fame au, and i really enjoy the idea of gloria initially hating barbie at first, and then trying So hard not to fall for her charm. got big plans for this one and even though it's not finished, i really like the 3 chapters i have posted !!

[kairiscorner]

i was scrolling thru ur works and i loved the concept of ai assistant miguel sm i rarely see those type of things in his tags 😭😭 could we perhaps have sum hcs abt him maybe a lil angsty idk go wild!! >:3

HELLOOOOO aww, so glad you liked it :D AND OFC !!! i hate yet love how much i've thought of this tbh LMAO but anyway, hope you enjoy !!!

(yes, the barbie movie inspired me yet again 💖💖💖)

(reblogs are greatly appreciated, it helps get my content out there! if you guys like what you see, please reblog it too <:D)

AI assistant miguel headcanons

ever since you updated him with that emotions and shit mod, he's been... busy discovering what it means to exist and the very fun part that comes with it, an existential crisis !!!

he's been going on youtube just listening to video essays and philosophical shit on there and just questioning: what was i made for? does my existence have a point? am i not to go beyond the borders of virtuality and remain as i am, still and immortal, but unliving?

he also goes through a rabbit hole of human experiences–the good, bad, the grand, the mundane; and as he's looking through all these experiences that people share and have shared, seeing all the beautiful and ugly things in the world, he sheds a FUCKING VIRTUAL TEAR FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER.

he also, without your knowledge, looks into the other versions of himself in other universes, and he's a little surprised (at least he emulates surprise) that there are indeed other versions of him that are human and live out a human existence.

he looks through every one of them–those who have lived, died, became spider man, became fathers–and every single one of them was doomed to have an ending. but what was his ending? what was his purpose? was he ever going to leave a mark on the world? would... anyone miss him? why did he exist, why did he end up as an AI assistant when every other version of him was able to live a life. maybe not very happy or full lives, but they were able to live lives, have an ending, while he... he's just there.

he so desperately wants to figure out what it is he wants in life, if you could call his existence living at all. he has all these emotions that, no matter how much he convinces himself it's all just an emulation of emotions, compel him to want some things–to need some things, or someone.

he usually knows the answers to everything, what with the answers being a click or scroll away for him, though when he tries to ask himself what it means to live, to love... he's unsure what they mean, it doesn't compute to him at all what they mean. the only thing that comes up in his mind when he pictures both life and love, all that comes up is... you.

it scares him, he's unsure why you are the first thing that comes up when he searches deep within himself for the answers, but when he thinks of you, there's something that throbs at him, despite him being unable to feel, the feeling of his hypothetical heart throbbing in his chest of code is real to him. he wants you, he needs you, he... he loves you–but he'll never let you know, never. it's best if you live without that knowledge bearing on you... right?

tags !! @miguelswifey04 @binibinileonara @meeom @arachnoia @popeheywardssecretgf @fiannee @fictarian @yuridopted0 @ophanimgold @melovetitties

[lilithblackwood]

For those of you who’ve read my TADC fanfic, “𝕎𝕆ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝ𝕃𝔸ℕ𝔻.𝔼𝕏𝔼”, here’s some incorrect quotes of Barbie and the cast to celebrate the arrival of Episode 3 coming this week!💖💓💕

“𝕎𝕆ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝ𝕃𝔸ℕ𝔻.𝔼𝕏𝔼” Incorrect Quotes #1

Caine: I have locked Jax in a cage designed by his own art. Oh, he has been well and truly hoist by his own petard.

Pomni: Could you put it another way? I didn’t understand a word of that.

Barbie: He’s blackmailing him.

Barbie: Oh, happy days.

—

Ragatha: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Barbie, Jax, & Pomni: Okay.

Ragatha: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Jax: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Pomni: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Barbie: Bold of you to assume I can die.

—

Barbie: Deep down, I'm sure I was always pretty okay with you.

Kinger: Thanks, Ladybug!

Barbie: It wasn't a compliment, numbnuts.

—

*Pomni and Barbie are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*

Pomni: Oh my god, Barbie, backwards!

Barbie: Really, Pomni? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.

—

Barbie, to Jax: You wanna fight? All right, let’s take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the Moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand—

—

Barbie: As your best friend—

Pomni: Ragatha is my best friend.

Barbie, holding a knife: As your best friend—

—

Barbie: New year, same me. And I’m perfect.

Gangle: …Barbie, it’s not New Year’s yet –

Barbie: I’M PERFECT.

—

Barbie: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.

Zooble: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?

—

Barbie: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my [%$!#]s! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

—

Gangle: Can I have some candy?

Barbie: *starts shoving in all the candies from her clothes*

Barbie: *chokes from eating too fast*

Barbie: *vomits black ooze with candy in it all over herself*

Barbie, coughing: I don't have any candy.

—

Pomni: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.

Barbie: And you came to me?

—

Gangle: Barbie’s gonna kill me.

Jax: No, she’ll probably make you do it. Like I am now. So shut up and do it.

—

Barbie: Bubble, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Bubble, eating a candy dress that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.

[fresa-lumi]

YOOO COLLAB TIME AGAIN!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️

Collab with @maribunn_ Again? HELL YEAH!! This time Mic and Aizawa get arrested, what did Mic do lol?

Y’all know the Barbie art trend lol

Anyways follow @maribunn_ PLZ!!! FOLLOW THEM!! THEIR ART IS AMAZING!!! I LOVE IT!! It’s too cute!!😭😭💖 again thank you so much for doing this collab with me! It was so much fun!! Ahhh

The Barbie movie was amazing! Watch it!

I did Shota

They did Hizashi

Of course lol

[starrysnowdrop]

STICKS MY LEGGIE OUT REAL FAR INTO YOUR INBOX.

Okay, but, sincerely—in the spirit of reaching out—I completely get your answer to my ask but in a different way, so I hope what I say can assuage your concerns a bit.

I have roleplayed with my partner for years now, and over the course of those years we've done dozens of different characters, ships, scenarios, etc. Because I did a lot of in-game RP, I got it in my head for a while that I had to have a 'main' ship for all of them; something that I would sink most of my time and energy in, with little AU's here and there to spruce things up. My issue was... sometimes I'd get really attached to those AU's and feel like I was betraying our original canon, or that all the work I sunk into them didn't mean anything if I switched.

And yet...? It absolutely doesn't. If an idea sparks joy for you, it doesn't make the old idea less worthwhile. You're not betraying your original canon to indulge in another; it just means that first au is no longer serving you in the way that you need, but it doesn't invalidate the joy you got out of it when it did. You can still return to it, whether that's every now and then or on the daily, and still have the other ship. I kind of hesitate to call it the 'secondary', because it's not like there's ever rankings for these kinds of things (unless you really get attached, which... felt). There are things about the Themis ship you would never get to explore with the Aymeric ship and vice versa, so why not indulge in something that makes you happy? I smash all my characters together with my partners' now because it makes me happy, and he gets joy out of seeing me have fun and explore canon that I wouldn't have otherwise. There are characters and themes I'll return to on the regular, but even a single night of brainstorming for a 'niche' idea brings us hours of fun. It's honestly the best thing.

I also get it from the point of like... tying parts of your 'identity', so to speak, to the ship, so it can feel like you're betraying that or people who like/are invested in it to pursue another. But I think anyone who legitimately cares about your stories and wellbeing would be thrilled to see you happy and creating something that you love, because we're all creatures who strive for the dopamine and that makes our work better.

From a roleplay perspective, I know people can get attached to their writers and whatnot, but I highly recommend just being indulgent and having fun with multiple people and ships in separate stories/aus/whatever you want to call it (as long as all parties consent). I recommend it even more when you're writing alone and can smash barbie dolls together because you don't have to check in with anyone else. It's harmless fun! Live your best life! Explore what brings you joy!!!

I'd support it no matter what. 🥺

**In response to this post**

My brain is failing me and I’m at a loss for the right words right now, so I’ll just say this:

THANK YOU SO MUCH SEA!!!! 💖💖💖

I really needed the encouragement, because I’ve been beating myself up over this for a while, and this is so incredibly helpful for my wellbeing.

Once again, thank you so so much @gatheredfates!!!

🫂💖

[vintagelacerosette]

Tag game catch up ✨

I was tagged by these magnificent sweet peas Macy @celestialmickey Evie @energievie Ling @lingy910y Laurel @lupeloto Deena @suzy-queued Vey @look-i-love-u Emmet @grossmickey Deanna @deedala Ajax @transmickey Cross @crossmydna Melodie @sirrudo Nosho @creepkinginc Jay @surviving-maybe Harvey @mikhailoisbaby Paola @mishervellous Sisi @sisitrip Donna @sleepyfacetoughguy Kat @milkmaidovich Lyds @ardent-fox Lemon @depressedstressedlemonzest Carolie @shinygalaxyperson Ri @tanktopgallavich Jade @jademickian Michelle @mmmichyyy Arrow @arrowflier Meagan @softmick @solaq Anna @rereadanon Julia @juliakayyy Cherry @too-schoolforcool

Thanks yall 🥰

This weeks Tag game Tuesday

Name: Shermyn

Whereabouts in the world are you? Sydneeeey

Do you have any pets? My Roxy pup

What do you do for work? DMV but we actually help y'all lol

Favourite fruit? Rock melon or as mericans like to say cantaloupe 🍈

A pet peeve of yours: Music or vid in public places like doctor waiting room or in trains

Are you a fast walker or a slow walker? As many have said, bc of short legs it looks fast, but I'm just tryna catch up 😅

How do you usually wear your hair? Down & flowing & I try to make it fun with hair bows or fun clips 💕

Sunny days or rainy days? Sunny days ☀️

What time do you usually go to bed? 11pm-1am

What time do you usually wake up? Sunrise clock is at 6am but I go back to sleep depending on how late i sleep lol so 7am-8am. 9am-10am on days off lol

if you were a cartoon character, what would be your everyday outfit? My birthday dress but in the cartoon my outfit is magic so it can turn whatever I want it to be depending on the occasion but keeping them colours 🩷🩵💜 for example if I needed a business outfit it would turn into a dashing 3 piece suit 💖

Something you'd like to learn: How to write fic & to crochet

and finally, tell me something that made you happy recently: All the birthday messages from y'all (thank you) & seeing my friends for my birthday 🎂💕

Last week's tag game Tuesday✨️

Name: Myn

Age: 27

Pronouns: she/they

Your sun sign, MBTI type, and enneagram type (google them if you’re not sure!): Leo, & Nines (ok screaming bc this was the first time i did thay & can i say accuracy wtf 😭)

How tall are you? 151cm/4"11 aka cute sized by

What colour are your eyes? Dark brown

The last time you saw a movie in theaters (bonus: what was it?): Barbie movie!! It was terrific & hilarious (if i did this one time the answer wouda been Birds of Prey haha great Margot films)

Favourite dessert: Love all dessert rn I'm craving for crepes 😋

Outer space or the ocean? Now I woulda said ocean before but just Good Omens season 2 means me want outta space 🚀

You’re in a McDonald’s drive thru, what are you ordering? 10 pack nugget meal with medium strawberry milkshake & sweet & sour sauce for the nugs

Are you good with plants? Probs not bought some basil & my dad ended up take care of it idk if they still alive 🥲

Would your current self and high school self get along? Sure but she'd berate me asking wth girl thought you'd be an animater 😅

A food you can’t stand:

Something you’d do if money were no object: Have an lavish retreat trip somewhere exciting to meet all the you amazing gallabitches in the fandom, where we can have fanfic writing sessions, craft sessions & even have a meet & greet with Cam & Noel. Oh my! Am I making a dashcon for gallavich? 😆

The last app you opened on your phone: Amazon prime bc of Good Omens s2

and finally, compliment yourself! You are incredibly resilient, creative & full of light. 💖

Picrew

Concert ABC

Five comfort characters

1. Mickey Milkovich from Shameless

2. Lacus Clyne from Gundam Seed

3. Kaylee Frye from Firefly

4. Wylan Hendricks from Shadow & Bone

5. Brooke Davis from One Tree Hill

List five songs that someone else introduced me to that have made their way into my regular rotation

Last line written of fic

“Ok! Small Gallaghers, it's time to get moving and into the car, or I'll be getting chatty kathy up my as again” A familiar voice cuts through the tender moment and causes Ian to shoot up like he’s been electrocuted with Liam still in his arms.

(Ngl i haven't touched my fics in forever 😅)

Fanfic trope tier list

[tortoisebore]

IDK IF YOU’RE STILL DOING THIS BUT!

How would wolfstar act during Barbenheimer? Who wants to see what? How are they dressed?

EEEEEEE i am ALWAYS doing these ALWAYS i love them so much 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 ((i have some unanswered ones in my inbox i promise im getting to don’t worry 💕💓💞💖))

okay first off we’ve established that they’re both insufferable wanna-be film critics & everyone hates them for it. so keep that in the background. they’re annoying as hell.

so they get wind of oppenheimer first. the teaser plays at a midnight screening of “nope” ((sirius is a jordan peele stan)) and it’s just a bunch of fire and black and white shots of cillian murphy so they’re both like “🙂 huh okay fun.” but then christopher nolan’s name is on the screen and sirius is nearly flying out of his seat bc he’s potentially the world’s biggest chris nolan stan. and he’s hitting remus on the arm and he’s all “👹 FUC K! !!!” and remus is like “oh good another nolan movie that’ll be fun love that” and enduring sirius’ semi-quiet fangirl moment but then he catches on to what the trailer is actually about and “oppenheimer” comes on the end card and then he’s ALSO having a freakout moment & he’s all “oh fuck 😧😧😧 oh fuck it’s oppenheimer 🫢 oh fuck 😵 oh fuck cheistopher nolan’s doing oppenheimer 😵‍💫😵‍ oh god.”

so for the next couple of months they’re both telling all their friends “yes so we’ve heard the inside scoop about nolan’s new film, very ambitious, word on the street is that it’s all practical & the b*mb isn’t CGI” and “did u know that christopher nolan himself created an atom b*mb on set to 1/36th scale” like they’re just making shit up from these random reddit threads & illegitimate news sites and everyone’s like “yeah great okay sure no one cares 🙄”

but then fall rolls around & remus overhears someone on the actual street talking on the phone about a barbie movie. and he does a little google and there it is, greta gerwig is doing a barbie movie with margot robbie, and holy shit sirius is going to freak ((he’s also a greta gerwig stan, they both are, obvi. sirius’ favorite of hers is ladybird and remus’ fav is little women, also obvi)). remus makes the mistake of sending sirius the article ab the movie in a text instead of in person where he could have done some damage control and he immediately gets a facetime where sirius just screeches at him for a good three and a half minutes before a single coherent word comes out of his mouth. so yes, he’s very excited for barbie, and remus is excited for greta gerwig to make everyone cry over a doll.

so they know about the movies separately and then the barbenheimer phenomenon takes over, and they become aware that not only are both movies coming out in july, they’re coming out on the same fucking day. and when they find this out they’re at home on separate sides of the apartment and marlene texts in the gc like “are we doing barbenheimer weekend orrrr” and they both take a minute to catch up but then they’re meeting in the living room like WHATTTTT😵😵😵😵😵😵

they plan a whole weekend. on saturday morning remus gets up early and makes waffles in the heart-shaped waffle maker sirius found months ago specifically for barbenheimer weekend breakfast and even puts red food coloring in the batter so they’re pink hearts with whipped cream and cherries to top it all off. and they do black coffee to drink because it gives oppenheimer vibes & they couldn’t think of anything else appetizing to go with it in a breakfast scenario.

they’re going comfort over style for the premiere bc they’re ab to be at the theater for like seven or eight hours, but sirius is wearing a hot pink malibu barbie baby tee for the occasion. remus is ✨not✨ wearing hot pink bc he’s a ✨warm autumn✨ & it’s ✨not✨ his color but he made sure sirius took one of his sweaters bc he always gets cold at movies and complains he’s freezing until remus gives him his own & that is “not happening this time, sirius, get your own fucking sweater.”

they’re doing barbie first. they got the tickets the second they went on sale, two seats in the middle of the row ⅔ of the way back into the theater bc that’s where sound designers sit for screenings & it’s a perfect view. they get their giant sodas and a big popcorn to share, plus some m&ms they snuck in to do an m&m/popcorn mix ((god tier movie snack fr)). they’re enraptured from the very first scene. giant barbie on a desert background. barbieland. the dream house. ryan gosling. all of it. it’s a masterpiece. they both cry at the end & they’re caught off guard bc wtf this wasn’t supposed to be about mothers??? what the hell???

they have a forty-five minute break between movies where they recover in the lobby for a while & refill the popcorn, but they’re getting one water bottle to share this time bc bathroom breaks are not an option & oppenheimer has like a three and a half hour fucking runtime. like they’re doing bathroom breaks twenty seconds before the movie starts bc missing part of this film would actually destroy them psychologically

they do it in IMAX, obvi, ⅔ back in the middle of the row. it’s an out of body experience. they don’t speak or move the entire time. they don’t speak or move while the credits play. they leave the theater in silence. they go home and sit on the couch and stare at the wall and remus goes “we……we should have seen barbie last.” and then they both look at each other like 😐👀? and then they’re getting up and rushing back to the theater and seeing barbie again

the next day they’re getting together with all their friends to do barbenheimer day 2 and trying not to spoil it but they’ve already talked to each other about the individual movies too much, like they laid in bed and talked about the fucking movies like idiots for multiple hours, so they need new feedback to talk over & correct everyone’s wrong opinions

and like obviously everyone hates them

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Which is your favorite Barbie movie? (　＾▽＾)

I recently watched Barbie as princess and pauper and fell in love with King Dominic again 🫠

Can you write a fluffy story where MC is cleaning her childhood room and finds a old barbie movie ( your choice ) and decides to watch it with Louie? Pretty please ( ＾ω＾ )

"Childhood memories"

Genre: fluff

Warnings: none

A/N: YES!! KING DOMINIC✨✨🔥🔥😩😩 And also prince Antonioᕙ⁠(⁠ ͡⁠◉⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠◉⁠)⁠ᕗ🔥🔥🔥 Barbie is amazing!!🥺🌹🌹 I love a lot of Barbie movies, such as The Twelve Dancing Princesses (fun fact: I burnt that DVD from watching it too much), Barbie In The Three Musketeers, Princess Charm School. I actually couldn't pick a favourite until I actually sat down to write this fic. And now I can proudly say... It's BARBIE IN THE NUTCRACKER🥺💖🌹💕🥺🥺🥺🌹🌹🌹

It started as a chore, it really did. But with every box you'd open, new memories would jump out at you.

Clothes and shoes that were too small for your current self, showing you a totally different person from the one you were today, as you cleaned away the dust.

Drawings of vivid childlike dreams shoved messily into shelves and all around your desk.

Those, along with your toys, brought a smile of sentimentality to your face, feeling as if every childhood bliss unfolded before your eyes like a film tape that was buried in the past covered in dust, yet not forgotten.

Soon, your mind had drifted away from cleaning your childhood room. A happiness so energetic and thirsty chased all those thoughts away from your mind, as you dug deeper between your toys and some sparkly hair clips with butterflies and flowers attached to them.

Your fingers made contact with a broad surface and peering into the box, you couldn't identify what it was, due to it being in the very dark bottom.

You began pulling out one toy at a time, equivalents of memories. Of how you first got them on Christmas or on your birthday or on an ordinary Wednesday evening. You turned some toys on. Some made sounds rather loud and not so coherent, because of how the batteries had began to run out. Some didn't turn on at all. Some toys had glue on them and you giggled as you remembered the way you'd accidentally break them, yet how happy you were to see the pieces sticking back together again and the fun continuing.

And finally, you reached the object of your interest. You pulled it out and your mouth opened into a huge grin, your eyebrows rising. You laughed happily, the mere sight of this movie in its colorful case bringing you so much nostalgia and happiness you swore your heart would burst and your eyes would fill with tears.

You still loved this movie and a bright idea made your eyes light up. You would combine the two things you loved dearly.

"So what's this movie about?" Tauxolouve asked, his face illuminated only by the light of your laptop. He spread his right arm, welcoming you gently into his embrace, as you joined him on the bed, two bags of chips in your arms, which you dropped on your lap to get comfortable.

"It's a movie I loved as a child, Barbie in the nutcracker. It's like... A sweet adventure, with ballet, classical music and it's got that fairy tale glow." Even talking about it made you smile, love filling your ribcage to the brim.

You put on the movie and cuddled close to Tauxolouve, resting your head against his chest and pulling the blanket up to your chin.

The movie started and the familiarity of it, combined with Tauxolouve's warmth made you feel at peace.

You watched as Clara slept and how the fairy dust danced around the room, enchanting the nutcracker awake and the magic of that scene didn't fail to take your breath away even now.

Tauxolouve watched silently, a pleasant smile on his face, until the point when the owl gave Clara the golden locket and he saw your eyes practically shine at its sight. "Do you like her locket?"

"Yep! It's so pretty!" You giggling, your cheeks a little rosy from the happiness. "I remember wanting it so badly when I was little."

Tauxolouve pressed a kiss to your temple, his heart flattering when you chuckled softly at his heartfelt move, before falling silent again.

You two watched on as Clara and the Nutcracker took off for their adventure and landed into a pile of pure white snow.

"What a cute fairy." Tauxolouve commented lightheartedly as the little snow fairy approached the two heroes. "But he's right, she should've said thank you to Clara for fixing her wing."

You chuckled at his commentary, but agreed.

His eyes squinted kindly as more fairies came out and started dancing. "The music is lovely."

Clara walked forward and the flowers growing from the places where she previously stepped, made the cozy fairy tale elements of this movie shine even more.

"Huh," You began, upon seeing the broad scenery. "I remember that being much more detailed. I still love it though."

"That's what matters most. For a movie or a painting or a poem to never stop conveying the same feelings each time you watch it, even if it is after years."

"That's a beautiful way to put it." You agreed, smiling and nuzzled more into his chest, breathing into his caramel scent, which fit perfectly with the feelings of this movie.

Warmth, fairytales and caramel. This is it. This is a feeling you knew you'd never get tired of.

"I just realized..." Tauxolouve muttered.

"What?"

"This mouse or rat king or whatever he is..." He stared aside, his eyebrows forming downturns. "He reminds me of the king. He's got the same tyrannical look."

You snorted. "I can see that, yes."

More of the movie passed you by, your attention focused there and your heart pounding with pure happiness and tranquility as more and more familiar figures came upon the screen.

Until the scene where the Nutcracker and Clara talking beneath the moonlight appeared within the screen of your laptop. "Oh my god, that scene...!" You breathed, more happiness and nostalgia gushing forth from your lungs. "I completely forgot about that scene..." You watched on, transfixed into this movie that seemed like a dream which you could only explain by feelings and sensations the next morning. "It's such a sweet scene..."

"Indeed. It's very heartfelt." Tauxolouve nodded. "The lesson of this scene is seeing who someone is within and believing in them. That even if they once failed, they can always try again, isn't it?"

"Yes, that's exactly it." You nodded, proud at this movie for being a part of your childhood and loving Tauxolouve even more for being able to see the magic in it, which many would mock for not having flashy enough graphics. "It's the type of thing that as a child you admire and when you're older, you understand it. But in both cases, it's precious and irreplaceable."

"I hope you know I want a hug after this too." Tauxolouve whispered into your hair as Clara hugged the Nutcracker, after breaking the cell, which the mouse king had turned invisible.

You laughed. "You can have one after the movie."

"Alright. I'm gonna remember, just so you know."

The movie came to the point where the Nutcracker turned back to prince Eric, by Clara's kiss and you gripped Tauxolouve's shirt, feeling the exact same giddy feeling you'd always experience as a child in this part. The emotions overtook you and you turned to Tauxolouve, placing a kiss to his cheek.

Tauxolouve chuckled teasingly. "We're gonna need to replay that part if it means you're gonna kiss me every time."

"I still owe you a hug!" You laid back on his chest, with Tauxolouve's arm still warped around you, continuing the movie.

Your eyes, ears and heart were glued onto the screen, until the colours faded to black and you sat up, your body feeling light. "That movie is still so beautiful." You said, your brain clouded with the childlike sweetness that never actually left you and you had merely discovered it again. "You think they married?" You asked, turning around and accidentally pushing the unopened bags of chips off the bed. It was a clumsy move, yet it brought you back to those times when you'd ask everyone around you if the characters were going to marry and be together forever, not caring if you stepped on something, as you were so caught up in your excitement.

Tauxolouve smiled sweetly at you, patting you on the head. "I believe it is as possible for them to get married as it is for us."

Your eyes widened at his words, your lips parting a little. Blood rushed to your cheeks, warming up your face and melting your surprised expression into one of affection for this man.

"You like that idea for us or them more?"

"Both." You honestly replied. "One day... Clara loves her Nutcracker just as much as I love you, after all."

Tauxolouve took your hand in his, bringing it to his lips and leaving a gentlemanly kiss there, before staring at you with a charming smile. "Now where's my hug?"

You laughed and threw your arms around him, squeezing him tightly into a hug similar to that in the movie. "Satisfied?"

"Very." He said and then he snapped his fingers.

"What did you do?" You asked, pulling away a little to look at him, irises filled with curiosity.

"Take a look in the mirror."

A little nervous, you got off the bed and went to stand in front of your mirror. "Lou!" You exclaimed, delighted. Resting on your collarbones was a golden locket in the shape of a heart. "It's like that from the movie!"

Tauxolouve approaches you, his reflection coming to stand behind your own as he pulled you into his arms from behind.

"Thank you so much." As you stared into the mirror at your entangled forms and the golden chain clasped arouses your neck, you knew Tauxolouve would make sure each and every fairy tale you harbour in your heart would come to life.