#so is james potter

[meandmrpopularity]

-But you do smell especially like flowers today -I took a shower.

yay, first Jegulus fanart ever (and my first fanart in YEARS). This was supposed to be a Florist!Regulus and TattooArtist!James but I forgot to draw his tatoos so it's just florist regulus. ദ്ദി •⩊• )

I didn't realize how small the speech bubbles were but this took me A WEEK and there's more jegulus fanart waiting to be drawn so, zoom it.

Anyway, hi.

[noblehouseofgay]

Regulus: I'm breaking up with you

James: nuh uh

Regulus:

Regulus: fuck you mean nuh uh??

James: nuh. uh.

*regulus living at the Potter's a week later*

Regulus:

Sirius: he said nuh uh didn't he

Regulus: yup

Sirius: and now you're here

Regulus: yup

[dazzlemebaby]

James: Today I realized I am old.

Regulus: What do you mean?

James: I fell over at the park today with Harry, and instead of laughing he ran over to see if I was okay.

Regulus:

James: I saw fear in his eyes.

[managone16]

Jegulus marriage reveal 1: Stranger: Hey, can I buy you a drink? Regulus: No thanks. Stranger, ignoring him: So, what do you do for a living? Regulus: Nothing. Stranger: Oh. You seem rich. Regulus: That's because my husband's my sugar daddy. *Sirius, who was nearby, starts choking* Stranger: H-husband? You're married? Regulus, showing off his ring: Yes. *Stranger mumbling apologies and leaving* Sirius, loudly: YOU'RE MARRIED?? Regulus: Yes. Barty: Wait, WHAT? You're joking. Regulus: No, I'm not joking. Sirius: This is NOT funny if this is a joke. You have a ring! Marlene: Wait, what's happening? The rest of them: REG IS MARRIED!! Dorcas, blinking: Sorry what the fuck now? Regulus, rolling his eyes: Ok, I'm married, now you all know, can we move on? Dorcas: Since fucking when? Sirius: TO WHO?! James, entering: Why's everyone screaming? Regulus: To him. *Everyone being dead silent* Barty: I'm sorry, what?

[oh-phoenixx]

“It’s no use, Regulus, we’ve gotta have it out,” James cried, “I have loved you ever since I’ve-”

“Stop quoting Little Women at me, James,” Regulus said through gritted teeth. “We are not getting married.”

“But-”

“I’m seventeen, you are eighteen. We are not getting married,” Regulus repeated.

“I have loved you ever since I’ve-”

“James.”

[themoonandtosaturn]

why can't gay people flirt normally

like "ur cute," "no ur cute," isn't that hard

it doesn't have to be:

"finally the flesh reflects the madness within,"

"well, you'd know all about the madness within wouldn't you remus?"

[birdieardley]

"James Potter has a knife kink." I say into the microphone. the crowd boos. I sigh and begin to walk off stage.

"She's right" a voice says, I turn and there he is. Regulus Black.

[until-the-house-shakes]

Barty: GIRL. DO NOT TOUCH MY SHIT!

Regulus: Oh so you see me as a girl?

Barty: wait no i-

Evan: it’s because he’s trans huh? And trans boys aren’t ‘real boys’ Barty? Is that it?

Barty: NO NO NO I-

Regulus: I knew you could be mean but.. *tearing up* I.. I thought we were friends Barty.

Barty: Reggie I’m so sorry. Please listen. I didn’t mean it that way. I pr-

Evan: You’re fucking sick.

Barty: *tearing up* Boys please. I’m so s-sorry. I promise I d-didn’t m-

Regulus and Evan: *fucking losing it*

These two LOVE fucking with Barty any chance they get, and Barty definitely uses ‘Bruh’ and ‘Girl’ as gender neutral terms.

[ezkel]

James Potter who can read minds and has a crush on Regulus.

Regulus who's first thought when he sees James is "huh" and then from then on has absolutely zero thoughts in his head when he's around James. Insults coming out because his brain is just throwing stuff out there and hoping it sticks. He sees James and he's so mesmerized that there's nothing in his head.

James assumes Regulus just doesn't care enough about him to think of him. (He's also a little concerned that Regulus seemingly doesn't have a thought process.)

Then one day James approaches Regulus without him noticing and hears how fast, rapid and loud Regulus' thoughts usually are, only for Regulus to notice him and it all immediately becomes silent.

[staregrace]

a real jegulus fan never speaks ill of lily evans

[daysofnights]

padfoot grabbing cat regulus by the scruff of his neck and forcefully bringing him to the gryffindor dorm because he's been avoiding james after a fight

[deswhomst]

Lily: Hey, Peter

Lily: Kiss, Marry, Kill—Sirius, Remus, James

Peter: Kill you and James, frame Sirius for murder, and leave Remus alone for over a decade

Lily: Oh …

[myartcloudsstuff]

👅👅👅

[curiouslymyown]

James thinks it’s funny when he puts his own name at the top of Regulus’ to-do list

[spookeart]

Pining painter Regulus my beloved🫶

[sunseekrs]

james probably says “thank you god for this meal” before going down on regulus idk