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[daysofnights]

padfoot grabbing cat regulus by the scruff of his neck and forcefully bringing him to the gryffindor dorm because he's been avoiding james after a fight

[bigmanpiwi]

Miscellaneous stupid dumb dumh straight up no thoughts head empty auto pilot magma doodles with da boyz

Noticing a theme with a lot of these doodlessss mmmmmmmm...

[deikshen]

Shen Qingqiu accidentally got caught in one of the plagiaristic wife plots from Airplane, becoming cursed like Medusa. Literally. Anyone he sees turns into a stone statue and has many snakes instead of hair. Airplane said it was an interesting way to explore papapa blindfolded and Shen Qingqiu hated him more for it.

However, the only one who now knows his situation is Mu Qingfang; in the eyes of the rest of the Sect, Shen Qingqiu was blinded as a result of some curse. He hides the snakes with talismans drawn on his skin that make people unable to perceive them, they just see him all the time with his long hair loose and untidy.

Snakes are a piece of shit. They hiss and talk all the time and only Shen Qingqiu can fucking understand them. They gossip about how sexy Liu Qingge is, talk shitty about Airplane, and make weird and unfortunate comments all the time. Shen Qingqiu can hardly concentrate many times.

Snakes are also... nice. In a way. They nibble at his cheeks and force him to eat something. They tell him secrets they hear. They smell the air and tell him when it's going to rain or if a disciple has been misbehaving. With Luo Binghe in the Abyss, they are certainly pleasant company.

Then Jinlan arrives, and Shen Qingqiu may be blind to the jianghu, but that doesn't mean he won't show up. It will help even with a blindfold – in fact, he can see through it, albeit in black and white and mostly in very poor quality. It's as if he's using his qi to see thanks to the talismans he's developed with Mu Qingfang! Which also means that when Without-a-Cure attacks him, he's completely blind behind the blindfold, but oh well. Occupational hazards.

And then, Luo Binghe is there.

And their snakes go fucking crazy, excited, not one of them is scared, damn it! They've all heard of Binghe – seriously, Shen Qingqiu may have told them about Binghe, but SERIOUSLY! Don't put it like that! It's just his disciple who came back to kill him. And the Protagonist. YOU, ENOUGH SAYING HE'S SEXY.

Shen Qingqiu survives the first encounter without being dismembered, with the whole bunch of snakes murmuring and squealing excited hisses that only Shen Qingqiu can hear and understand. Fine. He just needs to protect himself with Liu-shidi and...

And of course Luo Binghe steps forward, cornering him in his own room. Of course he had to be faster and...

God, seriously, stop saying he's hot!

Shen Qingqiu is grateful that no one but him can hear any of those chaotic snakes. Except that–

Why the HELL can Luo Binghe also hear and understand them!? Seriously, Airplane!? That wasn't in the novel!! Luo Binghe, don't castrate your scum Shizun for being lustful too, all that stuff about you being sexy and hot isn't just thoughts you're accidentally hearing! It's the snakes in the hair of this master!!

... Why doesn't Luo Binghe seem disgusted by all those snake murmurs, though? There's no way he's okay with Shen Qingqiu thinking that way about him – AND IT'S NOT THAT SHEN QINGQIU THINKS THAT WAY ABOUT HIM!

[duocatt]

sorry what is there to like abt iron man ?

also his heart or whatever

[dadslittleone]

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[room-temperature-orange-juice]

One head cannon I have with Odysseus and Athena’s relationship, for Epic specifically, is that Athena has like. God radiation? If that makes sense?

Like, by being around Athena, Odysseus gets slowly but surely affected. Not necessarily negatively, but for example, over the 20ish years Odysseus is Athena’s student, his nose gets more sharp and owl-like. He gets a little more aware at dusk and dawn. His fingernails get harder and sharper. You see the vision?

This idea gets funnier if you think of the prospect of a young Odysseus trying to hide it / dealing with puberty while also becoming a bird dude.

Polites: Hey do you know any remedies for break-outs? My skin’s been super oily recently.

Odysseus: your skin’s been oily? Huh. Idk anything for that but if you need help with the scales I figured-

Polites: Scales?

Odysseus: Yeah? The scales you get on your hands and stuff. They’re hard to dig out around the claws

Polites, a normal 14 year old:

Odysseus “what do you mean worms don’t look appetizing to you” of Ithaka:

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

pony pulls that 'keep a piece of furniture between him n whatever brother he's happened to piss off at the time' game ALL the time. it has never ever once worked out for him.

[g0blinh0urs]

come follow me into the dark 🔪❤️

[austinbutlerslovers]

Excuse me —what?! 😱

[2.17.25]

[erandraws]

Bright star

When I first laid eyes upon you

I was filled with such a longing

to be with you in the dark

[spectre-0ne]

Jeff Tracy with baby Scott-core

[scoliosispunk]

i have thoughts about the fact that janus consciously chooses to rise up, even though he's clearly unused to it and doesn't have to, considering virgil still just pops in even though he has cemented his spot as a light side. it's as though despite the fact that he's still being antagonistic, he's consciously doing things that will make the rest of the sides let him in more, to see him less as 'the villain'. he's an asshole, but he wants to be accepted REAL bad.

[little-doggy-boy-kisserstraight]

Pov you're a book

[plasticine-paws]

they make these guys in a factory (i havent gotten to aai 1&2 yet but i really like horse guy's design)

[thatoneautistic]

raw. next question- SORRY WHAT WHO SAID THAT?????

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Auston Matthews | 4 Nations Faceoff | 06.28.24