#so many isoldes...

[titaniumions]

one door after another

[rauferes]

For my current longfic, I've been having fun making up my own comparative biology stuff for elves. The most recent one that's tickling me (inspiration from any_open_eye's work for this one) is that human penises are, uh, significantly larger than elven ones. (Human penises are actually weirdly large in our world-- compared to other animals, and definitely other primates, we're disproportionate).

Which is going to make it hilarious when my elven main character finally gets in Emmrich's pants and finds his jusssst-above-human-average 6" cock... which is the elven equivalent of finding out your lover is packing 8". (For people used to the typical and rather generous self-reporting of size: that's the 99.9th percentile folks. Get a thousand very excited men in the same room and this dick will be the longest.) (Don't worry about my search history, don't-- don't worry about it.)

She isn't even a bigger=better person. She's going to be SO taken aback and I'm going to have so much fun writing it.

[studiesinpolterghost]

me every other chapter of r1999: mmmmm i love doomed yuri

[the-blossica-fan]

Here's a funny idea 😊

One day, the translation Arcane Spell that Vertin casted on everyone suddenly fails. Meaning, you have the Apeirons speaking Greek, Semmelweis speaking Hungarian, Lorelei, Balloon Party, Bkorn and the Hofmanns speaking German, Matilda speaking French, Windsong speaking Russian... the list goes on 😭

Enjoy the chaos, my fellow c:

You're Vertin. You wake up expecting to see your fellow companion Sonetto with her usual morning greetings, and instead, you hear her greeting you in Italian. You shrug it off and go to the kitchen to eat to see Matilda, and she yells at you-- in French. What?

It'd be a fun carnival. Canonically speaking, Getian and Jiu Niangzi are under a spell. Isolde, Matilda, Sonetto, Centurion and the 1.3 gang, including some I'm forgetting, are bilingual (in Isolde's case, multilingual), so for them, we just erase that knowledge.

There's a silent recognizing between Bkornblume and Mondlicht as they speak the same language between the river of languages. And then there's Semmelweis sitting by herself because no one else speaks her language.

Sonetto is saddened she can't speak with Vertin normally, meanwhile Lilya uses this time to prank both Regulus and Vertin. They can't understand her now, so she can insult them as she wishes.

Satsuki standing by the corner because no one else speaks japanese: 🧍‍♀️

Marcus and Kakania somehow developed a way to understand each other without needing to speak. It's mostly just signaling since they can't write in English anymore.

Vila would engage in conversations with Zima and Yenisei because they're one of the few to understand her now, with Windsong trailing along.

It's either people complaining to those who can understand them, or the most silent day in the suitcase. No in-between.

[hallaslin]

I love you character portrayals of the complexity of the concept of motherhood in dragon age. I love you Brosca family, I love you Eleanor Cousland, I love you Adaia, I love you Leandra, I love you Grand Cleric Elthina, I love you Keeper Marethari, I love you Divine Justinia V, I love you Morrigan, I love you Flemeth, I love you Mythal.

[cheriafreya]

I need this character so bad wtf

[child-of-hurin]

About Tristan and Isolde both dying at the end of their story, which of these two is more in tune with how it makes you feel?

A) Death here is joyful/desirable. It unites them. In a way, they wanted/had to die. Their love was too disruptive for life, one way or another. They can finally be together forever in death.

or

B) Death here is miserable/undesirable. It separates them. Regardless of the enormity of their desire, they wanted to live for each other. If dead, they cannot be together.

[of-potions-and-blades-official]

Your mystery question is here! :)

Chess: How does your character develop strategies? Are they skilled at it or do they struggle?

Movie: What's the most visually stunning part of your story? How do you think it would look in a movie, on the big screen?

Bandaid: How does your character handle injuries? Their own or others' or both!

Okay, I'm gonna use a few characters for these questions.

For chess, Grigori is objectively the best strategist. Berenice (MC) is okay at it, but her plans are definitely less realistic than Grigori's are, so she definitely struggles a little.

For bandaid, I'm gonna choose Isolde just cause she acts motherly toward all of them. She usually gives them some sort of herbal remedy if they're sick (somebody has to tell her that this doesn't work for sicknesses) or patches them up. She's probably not the best fighter just cause she's used to being on the sidelines as a medic.

I put movie last cause I honestly don't really know. Each country that they go to has a different sort of vibe to it, so it could be any of them. I might end up drawing a scene that's been marinating in my mind in a reblog lol.

Thanks for the questions!

[stari-hun]

Single-handedly upping the Theopil tag on here cause he’s just as interesting as Isolde in a few ways but he lives as a memory in the main story so we’ll never really hear about him.

[epic-poutine]

It seems I have more WIPS, plus some sketches to share 💀✨💅

Seriously, I really gotta finish my shit 🗿🫡

[thewardenisonthecase]

i desperatly need to know how marriage amongst the ferelden nobility works (<- is a fan of bridgerton)

[rauferes]

morning light

[the-blossica-fan]

Actors AU:

What do you think some social media accounts look like for some of the actors?

Bc regulus definitely just. Posts memes and that's all 😭

Imagine X's is like, a chemistry/robotics social media because he's a nerd but from time to time he puts out scientific memes. He's the kind to just use social media for the purpose of sharing his inventions.

Same with Voyager who posts videos about Violins without a single word being spoken. She just posts herself playing the violin, explains a couple things with text and yea that's it. She's very famous for her unique way of acting, which is literally just staring while text appears.

Blonney and Sweetheart are more like celebrities, they handle their accounts very carefully and post only what's necessary

Meanwhile there's 37 and her long and public collection of mathematic videos and mathematic memes to share with the world. Should she? No. Will she? Yeah.

Eternity, Ms. Newbabel and Bessmert are purely work related, they post nothing about themselves, just work and business which helps sell. They're famous actresses and also business women (Bessmert is a hc, she probably runs a fashion shop that's very famous and that's how her husband got into the R1999 backstage crew)

Then there's Vertin, Vert and Regulus or as we all know them, the sillies. They post memes 24/7 of funny backstage images.

Isolde does use her social media that much since she's more of a traditional person, she just watches a couple videos but doesn't do much with her social media aside from following her brother and Klara. Theophil uses it for art, his Instagram, Twitter and Tumblr (yeah he probably has one) are FILLED with request about the show but he also takes commissions. Trista doesn't use social media because not only is she young but she's evil, she's a menace.

Mercuria is the kind to just post about her gfs or her tarot predictions and divinations. Her old content was about making weed brownies but now she's making meditations and stuff. Yeah, we all thank Matilda for that.

Speaking of the duckling, she uses her social media to post pictures. I hc she wants to be a photographer so she posts a lot of pictures she took, lately she's been receiving some help from Click so her pictures are more professional. She sneaks in one or two pictures about her gfs under the pretense of practice. She probably doesn't use TikTok, just for following Mercuria.

Kanjira doesn't use hers as much. She doesn't post much aside from like, a picture of something she liked once a month and just follows her friends. She's not an avid poster or someone who likes messing around on the internet.

Kakania? She advertises her father's mirror company and her own career. She takes a professional approach to social media but once in a while she will post a picture of her friends. Marcus, Isolde, Theophil and Greta are seen very often since they share the same season. Pain it is to see "Taking coffee with my friend Isolde!" In her posts.

Sonetto doesn't post either, she's probably very centered in her studies, just like Melania and Bkornblume. Schneider manages her account for her, which includes pictures of herself, Sonetto and a couple videos and announcements on her own career. Not much.

Mesmer Jr doesn't have one altogether, she shares account with Vertin just to see some things but doesn't plan on making her own.

Jessica's social media is her Xbox account. She just uses her phone to play and let's Blonney manage her social media accounts, she only uses YouTube to watch videos and playthroughs.

Greta and Adler use theirs for their respective fields of work, not many unprofessional slips but they're accidentally funny when criticizing so they're like this kind of funny celebrity on accident. Their responses are like Duolingo's

Marcus uses hers for reading and buying books. TikTok is for harmless recommendations, Instagram is for buying books and twitter is for more book stuff. She also started promoting her own works and ideas there, though her content is managed by Greta after an accident.

Windsong uses it for nerd purposes, like watching chem videos, new theories or plain ol game theories and explanations, she even posts her own theories and Ley Lines revival investigations. Meanwhile Vila is more educational, she's on the educational side of social media and well, doesn't post anything but she follows a lot of very smart people

Lilya doesn't have a single post, she's just there to do her thing which is watch videos at ungodly hours of the morning with Druvis. And Druvis posts plant caretaking videos on YouTube with like, a thousand subscribers. Now that she's famous, she has many more, but she's still posting the same content.

[ripslingerfan13]

‘Would our children fight for Us?’ TikTok trend with Queen Isolde and King Jack!

Isolde’s Boys

Blaine: No hesitation

Lance: Ruthless

Frederick: Brains behind the operation

Pastal Siblings

Maria: Girl Boss

Lorena: No Holding Back

Jamie: Pink Gremlin

Gwen: Looks can be deceiving

[cheriafreya]

done with E lucevan le stelle's story... what a ride

[mitsutsuki]

Pretty birb is home (ﾉ๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧