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desgraciaposting · 14 days ago
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Starbee idea with the lyrics of "Oh, Qué Será?"(By Willie Colón) because that song make me think of them
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direwombat · 11 months ago
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Hi! I hope you’re doing good! I got a couple questions for you!
1. What is your favorite part about writing
2. What’s your favorite bit of OC lore
3. Adelaide, Joey, or Butch Jacob, who’s strap game comes out on top?
one of these days i'll be better about responding to asks in a timely manner orz i'm so sorry
hello!!!!! sorry it's taken me so long to respond! I'm doing quite alright, thank you for asking! i hope you're doing well yourself! and oooooooh these are such fun questions!
my favorite part about writing will always and forever be the plotting process. the only thing i love more than thinking about my character's actions is the consequences of those actions. i tend to view anything i write as an elaborate domino design or rube goldberg machine where all it takes is a little push to get things chain reacting. i love figuring out where little details can become incredibly plot relevant later on; for example: in katc, the first time jacob captures syb, he has a tracking chip implanted under her skin (without her knowledge) so he can keep track of her, and later on that tracking chip leads him to her after she gets shot with a bliss arrow but is swept away by the henbane before the chosen can take her in. i love figuring out how each scene builds off the next and figuring out how they fit together like a puzzle. the unfortunate part about this is that i tend to throw myself into outlining so hard that i lose steam to work on a project because...well...i've essentially told the story to myself...sometimes it's hard to actually put it into words in a cohesive way lol
and omg. ok. so. it has absolutely zero bearing on her story whatsoever, but i always imagined that syb would have loved sailor moon. she had a hard time making friends during her school years, and while she would have been 11 when it started airing in the united states. she wouldn't have been allowed to watch it at home, but i feel like she probably had at least one friend who tape the broadcast so they could watch it together. baby syb probably took one look at haruka and was like "i wanna be like her!" without completely understanding why. also i think she fantasized about having superpowers so she could defeat the villain in her life (her father) and craved the strength and connection of having a group of friends (rather than the one or two she had.
and 3 is going under the cut because of nsfw headcanoning :)
hilarious question. i'm obsessed with it. but i'm gonna say, in order of best to worst it's
adelaide. she has decades worth of sex and orgies under her harness. she for sure knows her way around a strap. and knows how to make her partner feel good using one. she's 100% pegging xander so good that the single braincell he has is rendered completely useless.
joey. what she lacks in adelaide's experience she makes up for with technique. she is all about precision and trying to find the spot that makes her partner's eyes roll back into their skull. it's maybe a little awkward to begin with; some trial and error while she's experimenting with different angles and depths, but once she finds the spot that makes her partner's moans go up an octave, she is fucking them so good that their legs start trembling.
(cis) butch jakey. sorry, but i'm a jakey (jackie?) is bad at sex truther. she understands the mechanics of it well enough (the dick goes in a hole) but her technique is. mmm. well...it's befitting. it's either all long, rough, hard strokes with little regard to her partner (because that's how men do it right?) OR she's just laying back and having her partner do everything while she just watches ("c'mon honey, if you want it so bad you're gonna have to work for it"). it's a dominance thing but also. she's a lazy domme. she wields the strap with the finesse of a club :/
sidenote: ngl i love thinking about butch4butch jakesyb because tbh? absolutely nothing about their dynamic and very little about their sex life would change <3 (same applies for t4t jakesyb)
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cozza-frenzy · 2 years ago
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Fanfic: A Perfect Moment
Of all the places I could be, I just want to be here with you. Hello again, fandom! It’s been less than a week (apparently??) and @chronicsheepdrawing‘s amazing character designs are still keeping my creativity train rolling! This fic once again stars their Drinky Bird Narrator - so if you’re not familiar, go check out a silly bird! (He certainly needs more love, given how he thinks of himself... ) This is a sequel (of sorts) to Anything Not Saved. It happens some time afterwards, after more resets and endings have taken place. Expect a dark chocolate Angst Cake with plenty of Mutual Pining, layers of Fluffy Stannarrator between each layer, and a Meta cherry on top - trust me, you’ll see what I mean. And my apologies to any ASL users; I did at least try to do some research, but I can’t vouch for my accuracy! CONTENT WARNINGS: Isolation, Paranoia, Abandonment Issues, Self-Hatred, Body Dysphoria (Not Gender Related), Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria, Emotional Breakdown, Memory Loss, Panic Attack, Touch Aversion, Autistic Sensory Overload/Over-Stimulation. I’m also adding a mild Unreality Warning to this one. If you’re looking at a reblog of this post, there are details in the tags of the original if you feel like you may be triggered by this. For everyone else, the tags are a minor spoiler, so maybe don’t look unless you’re really curious. Bon Appetit!
Stanley? STANLEY!? Oh my god, Stanley! Stanley, thank goodness - something VERY peculiar is going on this morning… See, it all started when I booted up my computer this morning - and you’ll never believe it, but I wasn’t receiving any commands! NONE! So I asked one of the other Employees what was going on, and they must not have known, because they didn’t say anything! What do you think; should I perhaps try the meeting room? Do you think maybe I missed a memo? I mean I really don’t want to interrupt anything, not to mention the sheer embarrassment of walking into something like that, not only unannounced but LATE- Wait, I’m not done! Stanley, I’m not - oh, sorry, sorry, of course! It’s precisely 10:32 AM, of course  you always get a drink of water from the cooler at this time in the morning… haha, typical silly old ▇▇▇▇▇▇, am I right? I swear, I’d lose my head if it wasn't permanently attached to my neck! But, ah, anyway, Stanley, I just feel like… like something’s wrong? I mean, have you noticed how some things are, eh, just… you know… ‘off’? Like did you know Employee [ERROR: DATABASE ENTRY INVALID]’s desk is empty? I mean, it looks like they haven’t touched their pencil sharpener in weeks! In fact, now that… now that I’ve thought about it… Stanley, did we ever HAVE an Employee [ERROR: DATABASE ENTRY INVALID]? I mean surely we wouldn’t have a desk without an employee! That’s ridiculous! But why can’t I seem to… ? Ah, yes, alright, I know work is important and I know  I tend to ramble but- please, just hear me out?? Look, I know I must be trying your patience! I know my ‘little stories’ are utterly insufferable to literally EVERY other employee in this building! But you, you always stopped to listen and - waitwaitwait, I’m sorry, just - please! Please Stanley, I’m ALWAYS supposed to receive my instructions and now I can’t even access my bloody terminal! I mean, how ELSE am I supposed to make sure the other employees are doing their jobs correctly?? Didn’t the board hand down that notice just last week!? You know, the one reiterating how vital it is to the well-being of the company that all of us, together- Stanley? Stanley, where are you going-? Can… can you hear me? Can you even SEE me!? Wait! Stanley! Stanley, I’m right here! I’m right HERE! Why aren’t you looking at me? Why aren’t you LOOKING at me!? STANLEY! STANLEY, PLEASE!! DON’T LEAVE M- Oh… …Oh no… —------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ah, memories… Wonderful, wonderful memories. So much exquisitely-crafted content to reminisce over. He’d worked so hard on crafting this place; he’d fashioned every detail with care and precision. Yes, there would be trees here, a nice little fence there… oh, perhaps a few flowers, for a little splash of color! Yes, yes! The sound of birds, the smell of grass, the sky just a little overcast... yes indeed, not too bright, nor too gloomy. The light would hit just perfect this way, painting everything in soft and muted shades. Wonderful. Those clouds would be the whipped cream on this lovely little slice of the world, so close to being served and savored. And like a nervous, fidgeting pastry chef, the anticipation of someone experiencing this delectable delicacy had him practically giddy! The Narrator took a deep breath through the nose he maybe didn’t have, filling absent lungs with fresh air; and heaved a heavy sigh as he closed his plastic eyes, calming himself down. Wouldn’t be long now, he thought, chuckling softly. Stanley had fallen for his little breadcrumb trail the very minute he’d opened that vent… and any minute now, he’d be marveling at the inexplicably out of place stone archway. Manifested as if in a dream, a glowing portal to another realm, right there in the office… He rocked back on his heels a little, humming merrily to himself as he waited. Ah, he was proud of that little room; so mysterious, so enticing. A beautiful fragment of memory that he’d dusted off and polished up, until it glittered in his mind’s eye like a priceless diamond. Not half bad for something he’d forcibly yanked from the tangled, mangled wreckage that had been left behind in his head, when he’d stopped being human and become something- The Narrator cleared his nonexistent throat, straightening his tie. No, no, not today, he scolded himself internally. That so-called ‘Ultra Deluxe’ content’ had been so unfathomably disappointing, he’d had no choice but to do better! To show them just how great The Stanley Parable used to be! And any minute now, the hero of their story would be walking through that door to the most wonderful surprise. “Just our little secret”, The Narrator said as he felt Stanley’s presence. He was right behind him now, and getting closer. “Take a look.” He turned around, eager to see his protagonist’s reaction. He watched as Stanley shielded his eyes; the fingertips on his other hand tracing the surface of the cool stone pillar, as he stepped out into the memory of warm daylight. And the Narrator’s heart swelled with pride as he heard the soft gasp of wonder - the exact reaction he’d been looking for. “I call it - the Memory Zone!” He said, turning towards the path before him. “It’s where I keep all of my favorite memories… ” Not too far away was a squat, triangular building, full of snippets he’d painstakingly selected and organized for display. He’d come here a few times himself while it was still under construction; just to re-live some of the moments he’d preserved. As soon as Stanley stepped through that door, he would… wait… The Narrator froze suddenly, glancing over his shoulder. He’s got that look again. He’s… looking at me! Damn it, he’d been so caught up in what he was doing, he’d forgotten to unload his model! Alright, alright, maybe if he acted quickly enough, Stanley would dismiss it as simply a brief glitch- >/console >/unload Narrator.mdl ERROR: NOT FOUND What?? Clenching his glove-fist in frustration, he reached into the code and tried again. >/unload Narrator.mdl ERROR: NOT FOUND >/locate Narrator.mdl ERROR: POSITION NOT VALID The Narrator closed the console. That warm, fuzzy feeling of pride was quickly disintegrating under the freezing grasp of fear. He’d built the Memory Zone in a place so well hidden it was only outside the bloody map!!! And now there were footsteps behind him! And like the absolute fool he was, he turned around! Stanley was approaching. Slowly drawing closer. Each step ticking away the seconds to his doom. It’s okay, he reassured himself. You can pass it off as the Easter Egg from last time - just using it as a puppet to welcome him and nothing more! His face flushed. Stanley was right in front of him. He tried not to think about what muscles he may or may not still have - but regardless of their supposed existence, they all tensed at once, leaving him stiff as a board, frozen in terror. But he could work with this, right? Yes, he could! He could work with this! He could improvise, he improvised all the time-! Just don’t move…. Stanley looked into The Narrator’s eyes, his hands held tightly to his chest. …And he’ll lose interest eventually… Stanley moved his hand. It trembled as he held it out in front of him, slowly reaching forwards. Stanley… ? Stanley bit his lip. Wait, Stanley, what are you doing-? And Stanley touched him. The boggled look on the Narrator’s face shattered any previously-held records in the history of boggling. Stanley was touching him. Stanley’s hand was touching him. Stanley’s… warm, gentle hand... the pads of his fingertips slightly rough, slightly calloused. Each one a scar from another life; from the only life he’d known before The Parable. Continuously, rhythmically pressing buttons, over and over. Day in, day out. Broken fragments of memory flashed before the Narrator’s eyes in a sudden flood of noise; a disjointed, jumbled mess, utterly out of context and out of order. The taste of coffee in a paper cup. Stanley’s eyes. The bubble of the water cooler.  Conversation. Buttons marked “YES” and “NO”. His hands, his human hands, nails painted in an office-appropriate shade. A phone ringing. Stanley’s smile. A rising sense of panic. A snippet of a half-finished anecdote. Waking up. Blacking out. Laughter. Fire and pain and then nothing. A lunch break. An office-mandated birthday cake. A board meeting. An office-wide memo. Stanley’s hands. Stanley’s hands. He felt the tears welling up. He wrestled with the memories that hardly made sense, momentarily gaining the upper hand, only to find himself smacked senseless by the feeling of overwhelming grief that spiraled out of the current moment and skewered his heart. He twisted his head this way and that - desperately trying to get his stupid, stupid body to move! This was wrong! This was all wrong! “STOP!!!” The Narrator screamed, finally managing to pull away Stanley recoiled as if he’d been burned, and the Narrator turned from him, clutching the sides of his head as he struggled to get a grip, struggled to cram all of those horrible, horrible feelings back down inside himself where they belonged. NO NO NO NO NO NO-! The illusion is ruined! He definitely knows it’s me now! But ahead of him lay his last hope. His last chance at salvaging something, anything, from this horrendous mistake he’d made. The display area! If I can just get to it then I won’t have to face him! he thought to himself. He’d have to be quick, he’d have to take advantage of Stanley being distracted, but he could do this. He could make it! He could… he could just figure out the rest later, he had to GO! The Narrator started to run; and realized his fatal mistake too late. Inside his inhuman, transparent stomach, a sizable amount of liquid sloshed noisily back and forth. The more he ran, the more it sloshed. Back and forth, back and forth. Slish, slosh, slish, slosh… the momentum of each wave slowly building... and building... until-! “AH!!” One of his feet caught on an uneven memory of grass. All that heavy liquid, all that momentum, SLOSHED all the way to his front. And as these things tend to work with the laws of physics, the weight sent him tumbling forward onto his stupid idiot face, sliding across the ground a few feet before he finally came to a stop. The Narrator rocked gently back and forth from the still-sloshing liquid in the transparent globe of his belly, knowing exactly how he looked. It was a sight that would leave a professional circus clown weeping; hanging up his red nose and floppy shoes for the last time, his worldview in ruins. Witnessing such a sight, he’d know, deep in his heart, that no carefully coordinated pratfall or precisely timed nose honk - not a single artfully-placed whoopee cushion or expertly thrown custard pie - could ever come close to such breathtaking buffoonery. This is it. Stanley is never going to take me seriously ever again. The tears came thick and fast now, leaving the despairing Narrator gasping for breath between sobs. He’ll laugh at me. He’ll mock any sort of narrative I’ll try and create. Anything I try, no matter how wonderful, no matter how meaningful, it’ll be just a big joke. Like ME. Stanley stood over the Narrator, casting a shadow over him as he lay on the floor. The Narrator glanced over his shoulder, his fingers digging into the memories of grass and dirt beneath them and ripping them apart. Suddenly, hopelessness had given way to white-hot fury; Go on, he silently, bitterly urged his protagonist. Do it, you cretin. Finish me off. Put me out of my misery. Break my story! Break my heart! Break ME! Burn it all down, grind it all into the dirt where it belongs-! Stanley held out his hand. The Narrator looked up at him, tears still rolling down his cheeks. He was - for perhaps the first time in his life - speechless. —------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meanwhile; a man named Stanley had overstepped, and he knew it. <It’s you.> He’d signed, mere moments ago. <It’s really you… > Oh of course that shrill, annoying little voice in his head known as Common Sense had screamed at him endlessly. It stomped its little feet, tore out its hair, hammered its little fists on the bars of the bespoke and utterly inescapable cage that situations like this always built to contain it. No, stop! It cried. You mustn’t! But Stanley’s hand had moved of its own accord. He just had to know. He had to know if what he was seeing in front of him was really, really real. He had to know if what seemed like a memory of a dream of a memory - of someone he’d once felt close to - actually meant something. And then he’d touched The Narrator. Stanley’s hand shook when it had first met that plastic cheek; but feeling the smooth surface, he couldn’t help but relax from its reassuring familiarity. It was almost like a button, if a button was surprisingly warm. And despite feeling almost exactly like plastic, there was something indescribable, something wonderfully and beautifully alive about it. This was plastic with a pulse, and it made his fingertips tingle... His gently questing fingers found hair next. If he’d been one for poetry, he might have compared its color to fresh-fallen snow, kissed by the morning sun, but such metaphors escaped a mind such as his. Stanley was a simple man; not stupid, at least not usually, but his world had been small before the Parable swallowed him up. His memories of his old life were limited mostly to what he’d done at the office. But he vaguely remembered seeing a color like that, at work, in some kind of context… by the water cooler, during some kind of talk… and he knew he’d wondered, more than once, if it was as soft and fluffy as it looked. And as he stroked it gently... yes, apparently, it was that soft. A little stiffer than he’d imagined, maybe, but at least it looked nice and fluffy. Stanley felt a blush spreading across his cheeks. He hadn’t been sure what to think at first, but one word was slowly coming to mind, and that word was- “STOP!!!” Suddenly, abruptly, Stanley half-remembered and half-realized that softness was attached to The Narrator, and the shock may as well have electrified his arm. He pulled away; and seeing The Narrator’s reaction, his poor, simple heart sunk all the way to his feet. He knew he’d pushed things too far, he knew he’d done something dangerously close to Workplace Inappropriate Physical Contact, but had he hurt him-?? The Narrator turned and tried to run. Stanley scrambled after him, longing to cry out; Wait, please! I’m sorry! Don’t despawn again! The Narrator tripped and fell. Stanley, overcome with worry, rushed to his side, extending his hand. The Narrator just… looked at him. He was breathing heavily, his eyes full of tears, his fingers covered in dirt and crushed bits of grass. <I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry!> Stanley signed repeatedly; in his desperation, he couldn’t even remember the next part of the Workplace Apology Procedure. The Narrator was still silent; and Stanley’s heart sunk further and further as his frustration grew and grew. Half-formed signs spilled from his shaking hands as his own tears began to rally the troops, fat drops ready to march down his cheeks in double time as he bit his tongue - why was this so hard, why was this so hard?? Mustering every bit of bravery an office worker of his rank possibly could, Stanley fell back on his last resort. Extending his hand again, he crossed the fingers on his other hand, holding them up so The Narrator could see them clearly; <R> Next, he held two fingers up; <U> His fingers formed a circle; <O> And lastly, two fingers split, like a peace sign; <K> “Am I… okay??” The Narrator’s words were strangled with emotion; but just hearing him say something, say anything, was enough for a wave of relief to wash over our daring hero. Smiling, Stanley beckoned with his extended hand, and The Narrator finally grasped it. It was soft, like the tasteful suede they used for the chairs in the Boss’ Office, and Stanley found himself subconsciously running his thumb over a line of neat stitches as he helped the poor man off the ground. The Narrator teetered on his feet for a moment, seeming unsteady. Stanley tilted his head slightly; what was that strange sloshing noise… ? But The Narrator sniffled, bowing his head again, and Stanley immediately snapped to attention. Yes, he knew just what to do! Reaching into his shirt pocket, he pulled out a packet of Office-Issued Disposable Handkerchiefs - an employee’s best friend for any sneeze, sniffle, or non-fatal accident involving coffee - and handed one to The Narrator. “Oh, Stanley… ” The Narrator dabbed at his eyes, and blew his nose like a foghorn. Stanley looked at him with a mixture of sympathy and utterly helpless confusion. He could only ever recall hearing him so utterly distraught once before, and that was… not a memory he really wanted to dig into. Was this really his fault? Had he deviated too much? Had he ruined his story again… ? “I don’t understand… I just don’t understand… ” sobbed the Narrator; ”Why are you being so nice to me?” Stanley was utterly dumbfounded. He couldn’t even bring himself to start signing, but the What!? was so implicit that The Narrator looked up in surprise <BECAUSE! I’M! HAPPY! TO SEE YOU!> Stanley signed with undeniable emphasis, holding his hands right at the Narrator’s eye level. Unable to hold back his own tears for a fraction of a second longer, the armies came marching forth in torrents. Stanley was happy. Stanley was angry. Stanley was frustrated, overwhelmed, overstimulated, and so desperate he felt like he was drowning. His lip quivered, his whole body shaking from the effort, but he had to do this, he had to be brave. This was what he’d waited for. This was his hope. Somewhere, far far back in his memories, something stirred. Before the Parable. Before beginnings and endings. Before he’d ever known what a ‘Reset’ was, those memories were reaching out to him. Memories of a face half-remembered, and a name long forgotten. Memories of someone speaking his name, over and over, instead of addressing him simply as ‘427’. A kindly smile. Uproarious, mischievous laughter. Coffee with cream and a disproportionate amount of sugar. Passing a slice of store-bought birthday cake, and accidentally brushing hands under the paper plate. <STAY!> And stories. Every day, there were stories. The other employees called it rambling, called it irritating, called it inefficient and unproductive… but to him, they were little stories… <HERE!!> Stanley strained from the effort. <PLEASE!!!> And The Narrator touched him back. Stanley froze in place. He was hyperventilating, gasping for every breath between silent sobs, but his hands finally lay still. The Narrator’s hands were holding them; silencing them. But Stanley didn’t mind; in fact, he welcomed it. He was at his breaking point. His heart and his head were both full to bursting. So many feelings. So many words. This wasn’t what he was good at. This wasn’t what he was meant for. But now, standing right across from him, was someone who was. Standing there, gently holding Stanley’s hands, was me. His Narrator. Let’s shift the perspective again, shall we? —------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ahhh, there! That’s much better… feels like having a really good stretch after you’ve been sitting in the same place for a while, don’t you think? Let’s just take a moment to let the story settle… to take a deep breath, maybe have a sip of water…. to appreciate just how far we’ve come. …Now, uh, where was I… ? Oh, yes! Anyway; slowly but surely, I found my footing again. Our heads had been in the clouds long enough, and now I was pulling us both back to Earth, back into whatever passed for reality in this place. My thumbs gently stroked the back of Stanley’s hands; giving him something real to cling to. Giving my nervous hands something to do with themselves. And the moment I saw the tension leave his shoulders, I let go of the breath I didn’t realize I’d been holding. <You’re really here… > Stanley looked down at my hands and their irremovable gloves. Despite my fears, there was no rejection, no cruel mockery; just quiet fascination. Again, that same look, as his eyes moved up from there to my chest and to my face. And needless to say, it didn’t take an omniscient narrator to understand what his eyes were asking me. “Yes, Stanley. Go ahead.” Stanley reached out; I leaned my head into his hand this time, letting him know me through touch. And don’t you dare pass judgment - this is very hard for me to admit to - but it took everything I had not to burst into soppy tears all over again. We were old friends who’d just met. Two halves of the same soul, reunited at last. Surely a meeting like this was written on all the stars in the infinite cosmos, and upon every grain of sand in the- Stanley reached out a finger and ‘booped’ my nose. He laughed uproariously; not at me, but with me, as I somehow found a small chuckle growing into a full-on belly laugh. I just couldn’t help myself! This entire, bizarre situation we’d once again found ourselves in… the two of us so helpless, messy, and stupid... it felt so good to come so utterly undone. We were just a couple of total idiots, Stanley and I. Standing there and giggling like lunatics. And then… I found myself overcome by a strange impulse of my own. Seized by a brief moment of temporary insanity, perhaps. Taking a small step back, I opened my arms. Stanley didn’t hesitate for a single second. He fell into them like he was coming home; like he’d just had the longest work day in the universe, and someone had just presented him with the fluffiest feather bed in existence. Nearly bloody bowled me over again, with all his enthusiasm. But I looked down at Stanley - and he looked so happy, well... uh... you know what? I’ll give you the incomparable joy of picturing in your head just how happy he was. What?? No, I’m not lost for words! Me? Lost for words? Ugh, of all the… no, no, let’s not ruin this. This one right here is all yours. No, go ahead, take it. Don’t say I never do anything for you. But, ahem - to continue our scene, we were both sitting down now, right there on the ground. Stanley had his ear to my stomach, listening to whatever the hell liquid is in there slosh back and forth, as he rocked himself gently in place. There was no way he could realize how he was reminding me, with each slosh, of what I am. Of how I’ve changed. Of what I’ve lost. But for the first time since I could remember… I didn’t hate it. At least, not entirely. Perhaps I could get used to that, in enough time. Around us, the memory of birds sang, and the memory of a breeze gently rustled the memories of grass and flowers. Somewhere in the distance, a memory of a piano was playing itself - ah yes, I’d almost forgotten about that. Perhaps we’d see it later. Perhaps we’d sit on the bench I’d placed nearby, and look at the view. Perhaps talk to one another, instead of just at one another. Yes… that would be nice, wouldn’t it… But between Stanley and I; right here, and right now? There’s a glittering silence between us; one that outshines any other memory I’d care to rescue from the scrap heap. Things, I realize, are falling into place. As gentle as snow, as warm and welcome as the light of dawn. This, I can tell, is what I’ve been waiting for all this time; what I’ve been striving for, over and over, with each and every branching path. A perfect moment.
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jaestay · 5 years ago
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A study session with Mr. Bang and Mr. Lee!
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Pairing: Bang Chan x Y/N and Felix x Y/N
Genre: Smut
Content/Warning: Teacher-student relation, female reader, age gap (not mentioned), threesome, oral (f, m), anal, double penetration, unprotected sex, semi public.
Requested: Anon- “Could you do an One shot of English teacher Chan x English teacher Felix x student Who doesn't speak very well English? Smut?”
Word count: 3,3k
You’ve always been a good student.
Acing in everything as usual, except English. Your parent and your teachers didn’t understand the sudden drop of grades, on no other subject other than English.
But you knew exactly what the sudden cause to the drop was. The reason being none other than getting extra private classes from your favorite teacher Mr. Bang Chris and sometime his co-worker Mr. Lee Felix.
Both teachers were good looking, young and single, so it isn’t a surprise that the whole school wanted to sleep with them. But you took the need to next level, as you were determined to sleep with one of them if not with both of them.
You constantly had this crazy fantasy of them both taking you in the library, where the usual tutoring sessions would be. You’d edge yourself almost every night imagining them reading out loud your mistakes and making sure you get every grammatical error you made, as both of their cock were dragging inside you.
You put these thoughts aside the as the final bell rang, shivers of excitement run through you, knowing that it’s time to go to the library and meet your hot English teacher Mr. Bang.
Truth to be told all throughout your school career, you lowest was always English, because it was not your native language and it was always difficult for you to speak because you have a heavy accent. So falling behind wasn’t a difficult task for you. And to everyone’s disappointment, you indeed took a big step back.
You quickly dropped by the toilets to check if everything was in place, you do not want to be out of place for your favorite teacher. You fixed your hair and applied an even coat of your lip balm, which smelled like strawberries, also spraying yourself with your favorite perfume.
Maybe it was the dirty thought you had at class or maybe it was the seducing scent of your perfume that you just sprayed, an idea that today you must have him dawned on you, your heat also getting wetter at the same time. Without missing a beat you started fixing your pleated skirt by pulling it up from the back a bit just to showcase your back thighs more than usual, you also leave two more buttons undone from your button down white shirt, reveling a good portion of cleavage out, for those willing to look.
Feeling contented with the sudden changes, you giddily packed your things up and skipped to the library. You showed your student ID to get in and quickly went into one of the rooms that you always have classes on.
He was already there, and surprisingly with Mr. Lee on his side, discussing some exam questions. They quickly concluded their conversation when they saw you.
“Good evening, Mr. Bang and Mr. Lee, did I interrupt you?” you asked with your heavy accent and smiling, owing to the fact that you were happy to see both of them and to be in the same room with them.
“No, y/n, don’t worry” Mr. Bang smiled back at you.
“Now, quickly get your things so we can start”. Mr. Lee said with urgency. His deep voice echoed through the room, it sent a tingle of sensation through your whole body.
You give them a perplexed look when they both moved to the side of the table leaving a big gap between them. It took some time for you to understand that both of them are going to teach you and they want you to sit in the middle of them.
While looking at them, you observed that the undone buttons didn’t go unnoticed from both of them as both of them kept staring at your chest and not in your eyes like they always do. Feeling confident enough, you turned around, and when you had your back facing them you let your bag fall to the ground. You slowly bent down, to pick up your book and pencil case from inside you bag. You could hear their breath hitch when your shorts inside your skirt came to light, which at the same time revealed the curves of your butt mesmerizingly to them.
Without hesitating, you took your designated seat, in between them. You couldn’t believe that you are really living this. Oh, how often you’d let your hand under your panties thinking about this scenario.
“May we start now?” you asked innocently looking into their eyes, just as you squished in between them, to sit.
“No baby, it’s -shall we start now” both them laughed, you blushed not only at the mistake but at the pet name too, making you more wet and clench around nothing, as you felt the wetness sliding inside your pussy.
“Yeah right, sorry”, you said rubbing the back of your neck from embarrassment, while squeezing you thighs to ease the movements down there.
They start the class like normal, bringing out your past exam paper to pin point your mistake, so you could work on them.
“Are you wearing perfume y/n?” Mr. Lee asked, abruptly, while he took a sniff of you.
“Mmm, lavender” Mr. Bang added from the side of your ear, as he was suddenly close to you.
Take aback from the unpredicted inquiry, not understanding what they are saying well and the closeness, you jerked a bit to the side, then out of nowhere, you felt Mr. Bang’s nose rub against your ear accidentally when he came to take your scent in again, you let out an audible moan at the sensation.
You suddenly opened your eyes and clapped your hand on your mouth as you blushed deep red. You quickly stood up and sat on the table as you stared back at them, who were looking at you with wide eyes. You took a second to look deep inside both of their eyes and you noticed that their pupils were fully blown out, because nothing other than blackness of desire started back at you.
Suddenly you were pushed back until you back hit on the table by Mr. Bang, and  you saw Mr. Lee walking away to lock the door, because you heard the tiny click.
After the two men exchanged glances, Mr. Lee came from behind the table and Mr. Bang from the front trapped your small figure in-between them as you struggled to breathe. You took a deep breath as both of pressed their chest against your body.
You tried to push them away, with the little bit satiny left in you. Even though this is exactly what you wanted, you suddenly felt little uncertain.
But when you felt Mr. Bang’s lips on your and Mr. Lee’s lips on the back of your neck, you immediately gave in. You moaned as your hands went to grab their hair to push them in deep. His kiss is full of desire, it’s like he knew what he came for precise and taking the enough measurement to make you more turned on and make you needier.
When you ran out of breath you tired pull Mr. Bang away, just as you took a deep breath, Mr. Lee came in, with his open mouth over yours, you took his scent in, and bucking your hips as you felt his sloppy kiss leave a trail of saliva on your chin. You moaned into Mr. Lee’s mouth when you felt Mr. Bang’s mouth on your neck and going down.
“Please” you wailed as you had to push them away to take deep breath as you were getting lightheaded.
“What happened now, princess?” Mr. Bang asked mocking you the same time.
“Yeah come on, we know you want this, you think we didn’t notice the way you stare at us” Mr. Lee announced as they stared at you making you shiver just by looking at them. How did they know your best kept secret? Where you not that secretive? Did your gaze of desire give it away, as he said, and made them aware of your wet dreams? Your questions to your self was bought to en end when Mr. Bang made it more comprehensible for you.
“Or the way your thighs press together, when I speak to you” Mr. Bang declared, licking his lips. Your body really gave away the need of wanting them, because you were too horny whenever you saw them. You stare deep in to Mr. Bang’s eyes, to know if he really meant what he said and if he knew more of your secret.
“Little selfish of you to think that only Chris want to rail you” Mr. Lee broke you from the trance that trapped you in the eyes of Mr. Bang and you look at him apologetically as you were letting him know, he is also in your wet dreams, that were supposed to be secret.
“Nah, I think princess imagines both of us ruining her, don’t you?” His Australian accent heavy, as he nodded his head towards waiting for an answer. You stared at both of them, not knowing what to say, should you humiliate yourself and admit that they are reason you orgasm every night or keep denying them?
“By the way, you okay with this?” Mr. Lee uttered, concern filling his face. Thank god that he broke the tension building between you and Mr. Bang.
“You okay with both of us taking you?” flirty Mr. Bang asked you winking at you.
They left no space for you to think as they reattached themselves on top you. You quickly nodded at them as you push them on to you more. Mr. Bang quickly pulled your shorts down and Mr. Lee ripped your shirt apart and quickly pulling you’re your bra over your head.
You let out a deep moan as your wet pussy hit the air. You lie there legs apart and supporting yourself on the table, as they both look at your hard nipples and your shimmering pussy folds, in awe and mouth agape.
You got shy under their ogling eyes and try to close your legs but that ended nowhere as they immediately pulled it open to keep looking at it. They both got close to your pussy, then Mr. Bang blew at your wet clit and you squeezed your boobs at the sensitivity and letting out a whine.
“Dude, she’s dripping” Mr. Bang states as Mr. Lee comes to the front, so he could sniff your juicy cunt, he groaned at your scent, he cannot wait anymore. Both of their eyes shine back at your shining pussy.
“Damn, princess, all this for us?” Mr. Lee asks you. You have no idea what to say as you had no idea what he meant because you were too flustered from what was happening in front of you.
You mutter a quick “No” since you were confused.
“No?” Both men said in unison, as they let out a laugh. You were really confusing them.
“Tell us baby do you want it or not” Mr. Lee asked you, patience and care dripping his voice.
“Are we not getting our message of wanting to fuck you raw, across?” Mr. Bang urged you, as he couldn’t wait any longer than this.
Your twitch at his words. As they swiftly move and you feel Mr. Bang leave open mouth kisses on your nipple as he bite it down and swirled the sensitive top in with his tongue.
“Mr. Bang” you screamed, your hands were flying to catch him as your other nipple was being pinched and squeezed by his delicate fingers.
“It’s Chris” he corrected you, in the tone he always use to point out your mistakes. You clench around nothing at the use of that tone.
Mr. Lee on the other hand, stated kissing your inner thighs, you grab his hand, with your other hand to stabilize yourself, he quickly moved to kiss your pussy lips, and you moaned his name but he quickly corrected you to only call him “Felix” for the night.
His teeth nibbled your nub and started giving you long licks, inhaling your pussy fold to inside his mouth as he hums from satisfaction. You opened your mouth to let out a inaudible moan, taking advantage of your state Chris moved from sucking your nipples to, quickly unbuckling his belt pushing his pants down and freeing his hard on.
After getting on top of the table, he tapped his cock on your tongue that was hanging out from your open mouth. You opened your eyes and saw his pink tip begging to get inside your mouth, you quickly swallowed his tip and licked it, and suddenly from a confidence boost you decide to take it all of him inside, but you choked as you were inexperienced at this.
He pushed your head back and looked at you, and since you smiled back at him innocently, he pushed his cock back in you, making you take his whole cock inside your mouth. You closed your lips at the end of his dick and your tongue on the inside rubbed against the slit of his tip, making him let out deep, vibrating groans, which made you more wet while, your slick were being swallowed by Felix.
You took quick glances down when you felt Felix’s lips leave your already sore pussy, you watch him as he tapped his dick on to your wet pussy. After smirking at you, he tried to push inside, but because his girth was too much, your hit his chest to stop him, because you were still swallowing up Chris’s cock.
Felix made Chris pull away from your mouth, to make it easier for you, so he pulled you up and made you bend over the table. Your head hit the cold table and you arch your back to Felix. At this position Felix tried again, this time though, a bit by bit but he slipped in, making you see starts by each push but nonetheless, when he bottomed out you motioned that you need some time to get used to it the feeling of his cock stretching you out.
Even though you had experience before, you were completely new to this, imagining how it feels is completely different from having them in front of you, you noted to yourself.
While you were waiting, Chris, understanding that you’d need some time and to not waste any more time on his plans, pushed his fingers deep inside your ass hole, you cried out at the new feeling. Now you need time to get used both of these stretching you out to no end.
Just when he started pushing his second finger and started scissoring you, both you and Felix let out deep moans at the feeling. Because Felix could also feel the other males hand through the sheer walls separating them. The feeling of his fingers inside your one hole and Mr. Lee’s dick on your other made you shed tears from sensitivity. Mr. Bang noticing it kissed your tears away
“You okay honey, do you feel stuffed enough” he mocked you again, you cannot take any more of his teasing as his fingers were plunging inside you.
His words made you squirm without you knowing. You cried more when he pushed third finger inside you. Felix also started moving up and down. The intensity is making you see white as your eyes roll back from the pleasure that was filling you up. Felix moved swiftly inside you. You groaned and moaned as you feel his width filling you so deliciously.
“Fuck, you feel so good inside me” you shout out to Felix
“God, baby y-you too” he kissed your back as Chris pulled away.
“Pull her up” you hear Chris said tell Felix.
He was broken from the trance and while still inside you, he pulled up to his chest, you instinctively wrapped your legs around his waist and arched your back so it would be accessible for Chris to enter your anus. Felix felt you clenching around, from excitement and started moaning as he was having hard time not to push his dick in and out of you, but he had to wait for Chris to bottom out, so it wouldn’t be difficult for you.
Chris pushed his dick inside your gaping hole with ease, as his fingers stretched you enough. All of you wait another two minutes to get used to this feeling. The sudden movements from both of them stuffing both of their cock made you wail and scream from pleasure. You spasmed and twitched as both them started fucking you without mercy, from the start. Filling both of your hole not caring about your tears or the fact that you’re squirting.
You on the other hand, squirted and cummed as soon as they both started moving up and down inside of you, you couldn’t control it anymore, it felt too good. At the middle of your session as the vulnerability and sensitivity from both the cock filling you up sent you to overdrive. You scream both of their name and dug your nails deep in Chris’s arms which were holding you up from your hips.
“Did you come princess?” Felix asked you as you where bouncing on their cock, unstoppably.
“Shit, you are clenching so hard” Chris scorned at you, “you squirted so hard too”
“Chris, Felix, o-oh my god, stop, please” you sobbed from hypersensitivity.
Seeing you in these state and the constant clenching around both of their cocks made Felix also edge.
“I’m gonna cum, baby” he moaned and sped up to a speed you didn’t know he could go, as he was thrusting with like there is no tomorrow in to you.
“Inside me, please” you wailed when he squirted his liquid deep inside your walls. Meanwhile the over-stimulation has turned in to pleasure again as you feel his sloppy thrusts. When the sloppy thrusts changed angles and started hitting against the wall which was being filled by Chris. You cry out Felix’s name as you feel the Chris groan against your neck, you knew he was close, so were you.
“I’m gonna finish too, baby girl” he moaned out.
“You too, inside me Chris” you screamed, not caring if you are in library or anywhere, because your climax was dangerously close. You clenched immensely around both of their dick, filling you up as you cum again for the second time, which also sent Chris to end it inside you.
You both pant loudly, as Felix stared at both of you coming down from your high. To thank both of them, you started kissing Felix as he was in front of you. Your lips move delicately, as both of your lips fit like a puzzle piece, like you were made for each other. After the romantic kiss, you turned around and give the same attention Chris who had sweat running down from his forehead. Funny to you, he also fit you just like a puzzle piece. You brush off the feeling of spark you felt when you kissed both of them.
They pulled out, while you whine from over-sensitivity and let you lay down on the ground to clean you up. Before cleaning you up, they took a look at you. You had both their releases coming out and running on your to your thighs, you were sweating and you had dried tear marks all over your red cheeks, but overall you looked so pretty in their eyes as they stared sweetly at you. All of you smile smugly as you knew that this won’t be a one-time thing!
After they started cleaning you up, all of your head snapped to the door as you hear a knock, bringing you back to reality.
“Oh fuck!” Mr. Bang said in surprised,
“Shit, no!” Mr. Lee uttered while looking at both of you, waiting for what’s to come.
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amydancepants-peralta · 6 years ago
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6, 11, or 24 from cliche prompts :)
Hi there, Anon!  First off I’m very sorry that it has taken me so long to come up with a response to this one.  I just couldn’t figure it out.  🤦🏼‍♀️  But here we have it:  Cliche Post Prompt #6 - Jolting awake after a nightmare and being comforted. (Big thanks to @fezzle and @b99peraltiago for your help with this one!)
Set during s4, ‘Crime and Punishment’ - the night before Jake’s conviction.
save tonight (fight the break of dawn)
When it all began, Amy’s fortnightly trip to the local library had felt just like all the others.  
She had raised her hand in greeting to the librarian as she passed (a woman named Moira, who was not her favourite to be honest - Adriana was far more precise with her book stacking skills), fighting back a blush as she walked past the private study room: aka, the room that she and Jake had occupied for the evening during his six month anniversary surprise for her.  Every time she passed it, Amy was reminded of the steamy kisses they had shared that evening (and okay yes, maybe some other stuff happened, but that was a secret between the two of them and the books in that room, okay?!).  
Her legs carried her quickly over to the literary classics, knowing that her heart craved the celebrated words of some of her favourite authors, and before long she was breathing in the familiar scent of tales older than time.  Then, a noticeable error caused her to take pause.  
For there, in between the Tolstoy and the Tolkien, sat a novel where title was not visible, but the author’s name was - and it clearly started with an F.  Dammit, Moira.  With a shake of her head Amy moved to grab and move the offending item, before she noticed that the author next to this book started with an I.  Beside that, an author with a G.  Then another G, back to an I, ending inexplicably in an S.  And she couldn’t put her finger on it, but there was something about the combination of those letters that filled her with a sense of dread.  
Her fingers dug into the curved spine of the novels, grabbing all six and pulling them away from the shelf, only to discover a brightly coloured map of Florida pasted to the shelf behind.  
Vandalism in the literary section?  
What on earth was going on? 
She realised that it was all a dream when the buzzing of a neon sign finally broke through the silence.  Swivelling in place, Amy read Welcome to the Slaughterhouse, random letters flickering like a stammering heartbeat.  Beneath the sign a prized pig, its hooves still covered in slop, paced the library floor.  She moved towards it, and it cantered off with an exaggerated squeal.  Her head began to shake as the disorientation washed over her.  None of this was logical.  And this was not the library she knew and loved.  
A scratching feeling in her skin made her look down at her arm, and Amy blinked in confusion at her left hand holding a pen, writing Flaxton Hill all over her other forearm.  Her fingers flexed as they dropped the instrument, pen fading into the background before it ever hit the floor.  Yeah.  Definitely a dream.  
The lights above her began to dance before dimming completely, the welcome sign casting a red haze over the room and Amy feels her chest tightening, head shaking again as she’s suddenly overcome with the need to find her way out of this dream before it turns into a nightmare.  
Jake’s voice cuts through the pounding sound of her heartbeat.  “Ames.”
Her hands are still gripping the books she removed from the shelf and she turns to her left, where she thought the sound came from, but he isn’t there.  The fluorescent bulbs above her switch from low to high again and she blinks, holding the books against her forehead as she shelters herself from the light, trying desperately to ground herself.
“Babe.”  His voice calls out again, and Amy drops the novels without a second thought, pages falling open at her feet as she twists to the right.  Jake’s there, smiling behind the book shelves, his face so perfectly calm that she can feel herself relax, finally safe in the knowledge that he is here - that whatever this place was, they were in it together.
She realises that this dream is actually a nightmare when she reaches for Jake, arm stretching out across the shelves, fingertips barely touching before the spines of the books turn black, multiples merging into thick lines, dark in colour and metallic in texture as the shelves squeeze closer together, settling with a clang that reverberates across the building.  Their hands snatch away from the middle as a bitter coldness fills the air; overhead lights switching off completely - the neon sign turning the room a palpably ominous red, and in a matter of seconds there are thick black bars separating her from the love of her life.  
She runs along the former bookshelves, calling out his name as the bars grow longer, library extending until there is no end in sight, and no matter how hard she tries, she just. can’t. get to him.
“It’s okay, babe,” he tells her, running along beside her, and she looks at him as though he’s crazy because it’s not okay, because how could it be okay?, and there are diamonds falling from the ceiling and the strange smell of Blue Rad-Berry slushie taking over her senses and absolutely nothing makes sense anymore.  
He calls her name one last time, and she feels his hand on her shoulder - which is impossible, because he’s still on the other side of those bars, and she lets out a gasp, squeezing her eyes shut as everything fades to black.
Her heart is somewhere up in her throat when she opens her eyes again, pushing herself up from the mattress as her lungs fight to regain control in the darkness.  She can feel Jake’s hand on her back, warm and comforting, stroking her gently through her (his) old academy shirt, and she times her breaths to match his movement - up and down, in and out.  
His voice, soft and yet so loud in the darkness, is laced with concern.  “You okay, Ames?”
Amy turns slightly, chin resting on her shoulder, and she nods, giving him a smile that she’s not sure he can see through the darkness.  His eyes shine through the dark, edges crinkling as he smiles back, and she reaches back for his hand, gripping it tightly when it leaves her back.  Her palm is clammy, her body still covered in the cold sweat that had washed over her body while she fought her way out of the terror, but he only squeezes harder.
She had been seven years old when the night terrors began.  With her parents stepping out for a long overdue date night, her older brothers had been designated in charge for the evening, and had promptly set up a horror movie in the basement.  Relegating her to her bedroom, with the declaration that she was Too Young to be watching such movies, both Miguel and Tony had been naive enough to believe that their younger sister would stay in her room like her brothers.  For even then, Amy Santiago wasn’t interested in somebody else telling her what she could and could not see.  
So under the cover of darkness, she had pushed the basement door open, settling herself onto the highest section of the staircase that still afforded her a view of the television, and began watching what would turn out to be the most terrifying movie of her life.
She sat frozen, glued to the steps as the image of a clown with razor sharp teeth flashed onto the screen, and as a yellow raincoat disappeared down a drain she had let out a scream - the loudest, sharpest scream ever uttered: loud enough that within two minutes their neighbours were banging on the front door, absolutely certain that something sinister had befallen one of the Santiago children.
Two things had resulted from that night - her brothers were banished from all future babysitting duties (from which birthed a grudge that Tony would hold against his sister for years to come), and Amy began experiencing increasingly vivid nightmares.  Within weeks, there was a well-worn path between her bedroom and her parents, the solace of Victor and Camila’s arms proving to be the only balm to soothe her pounding heart from the terrors in her mind.
As she grew older, the haunting imagery would change - red balloons floating ominously in the background would turn into tests with red marks of failure on them; hideous monsters with gnashing teeth taking the shape of disappointed superiors and brothers excelling in fields that she could not master.  By the time she was nearing the end of high school, the imagery of her senior portrait moving from the piano to the far end of the staircase was enough to keep her awake at night, hands shaking as they gripped the duvet tighter around her, never quite warm enough when the thought of failure struck true fear into her heart.
Living a life based on rules and structure had provided some relief - for if everything had a set procedure, the danger didn’t have a chance to break through.  Slowly but surely, the more Amy stuck to the rules, the more the night terrors seemed to fade.  And with it, came a life built on order and discipline.  
And then, along came Jake.  And suddenly the straight and narrow didn’t seem so appealing.  
There had been a part of her that had expected the nightmares to return when she starting dating him - when the rules began to bend, and the sharp edges of her future plans began to soften.  Instead, she slept peacefully: sometimes dreaming of sweeter moments between the two of them, other times simply content to feel his presence next to her.  Truth be told, the terrors continued to stay far away until Jake was in Witsec - when the cold and otherwise empty sheets would wrap around her feet, gripping her to the mattress as horrifying images of Jake in endlessly dangerous situations in unknown locations attacked her repeatedly.  Towards the end of their separation, pillows that only smelled faintly of him were pulled closer as the hours of sleep grew lesser, and after his return, and her screams would keep them awake, she’d had to explain it all. 
But even as she told him of her fears - even as she described the imagery her mind would play in a loop, Amy found herself feeling less and less afraid of them.  And as the weeks wore on, and the confusing period of readjustment that resulted from Jake returning to her life played itself out, the terrors began to fade, and Jake vowed to her that she would never need to worry about them again.
Yet here they were, on the eve of his final court hearing, and Amy could feel the flames of fear begin to flicker again.  Because even with the knowledge that Matthew Langdon was safely tucked into a Safe House downtown, resting ahead of his surprise testimony in the morning, she couldn’t shake the feeling that Hawkins’ reign of terror was far from over.
Letting out an exhausted sigh as her breathing finally slows down, Amy flops back down onto the mattress, body turning towards Jake’s as their hands separate.  He runs a hand across his face in a half-hearted attempt to wipe away the tiredness, and studies her carefully when he’s done.  “You sure you’re okay now, babe?”
Amy looks across at him, at this man that had transitioned from annoying coworker to best friend to boyfriend so seamlessly that she struggles to remember a time when his hand didn’t belong in hers, and she nods.
“I’m so sorry for waking you,” she whispers.
One side of his mouth lifts up into an almost convincing smile.  “You didn’t.  I was already awake.”  She waits, knowing by now that sometimes Jake just needs a little more time to find the right words.  Instead, he shrugs.  “Couldn’t sleep.”  
She can feel a thousand unsaid words hanging above them.
Her left hand stretches the short distance, resting against his bicep before running along the dip in his arm.  “We’re going to prove your innocence, Jake.  Tomorrow.  This is all going to be over.”
He nods his head slowly, and as her eyes acclimate better to the darkness, she notices the puffiness around his eyes, and realises with a sinking heart that he had been crying.  “I just …”  His breath comes out in a shudder, and she scoots closer until her forehead is resting against his.  “I don’t want to lose this.”  
They’d made love earlier that evening, neither of them willing to voice the reason behind their passionate kisses, not ready to acknowledge that this wasn’t the same as all the others - that this might be the last time, for a long time, or maybe ever.  And while she’d thrown on his old academy shirt afterwards, because Always Cold Amy was a nickname that she could not shake, their legs had remained bare underneath the blanket, and she wraps hers completely around him now, pulling herself closer until there was nowhere else to go.  
“I know,” she whispers, pulling away slightly so that she can run her thumb along his brow bone, graduating to his forehead to rub away the lines of worry.  “But you’re not going to, Jake.  I meant what I said in the car.  Whatever happens tomorrow.  I’ll wait for you.”
Jake shakes his head, wrapping his right arm around her waist.  His touch is warm, and always welcome.  “It could be 15 years, Ames.  Or more.  I can’t ask you to do that.”
“You’re not asking me.  I’m telling you.”  His moves his other hand out from under the pillow, seeking hers in return, and not for the first time she imagines a ring adorning his finger.  “You’re the love of my life, Jake Peralta.  I would wait an eternity for you.”  Their fingers intertwine, and she squeezes gently.  She knew that even with their best laid plans, there was a good possibility that tomorrow wouldn’t turn out the way they hoped.  And if there was anything he needed to know, it was this.  “Even if the next time we’re together I’m 75 years old, you’ve got cataracts and my boobs are down to my knees, I would still marry the heck out of you.  I will love you forever, Jake.”
The notion of forever had been something they had tiptoed around at the beginning of their relationship.  While both of them knew (pretty quickly, actually) that what they had together was far greater than anything either had known before, there was still an irrational fear that if one spoke to soon, they would spook the other, and ruin their greatest chance at happiness.  
It had taken four weeks in a prison in Texas, and six months playing pretend in Florida, before forever was the only thing on their mind.  
The change had been subtle, but permanent, and while The Question hadn’t been asked, they both knew what the answer would be.  They were, after all, each other’s soulmates.  (And the first time he’d whispered that word to her, curled up on the couch with the world on mute around them, her heart had landed somewhere amongst the stars.)      
He blinks, and in the close proximity Amy watches a tear escape, pulling her back to the present.  It slides along the edge of his nose uninterrupted, and in a moment Amy realises that no matter what terrifying things might enter her dreams, she could simply banish them with the flutter of her eyelids.  But for Jake, all of his worst fears were coming true right in front of him, and no matter how hard he blinked, they didn’t seem to be going away.  
Shuffling impossibly closer, Amy pulls him in for a kiss, the type of kiss that she can only hope conveys how much he means to him - how certain she is that he is the only one for her, and that regardless of whatever happens tomorrow, they will get through it together.  Because no matter the problem, the love they have for each other is always going to be the answer.  
“I love you so much, Ames.  And … I’m so sorry that I’m putting you through this.”  His voice is shaky, the fear and despair evident, and she’s overcome with the need to just hold him close until everything wrong simply melted away.  
“I love you too, Jake.  But you don’t need to apologise for this.  No path in life is ever smooth, and this is just another bump in our road.”  She says it loud, as clearly as she can, in case it becomes a memory he clings to.  And then a sly grin crosses her face.  “Apologies in advance for the saggy boobs, though.  I know how much you’re a fan of them.”  She whispers, still in close proximity, and his laughter breaks through the silence.  
“I’m a big fan of you, Ames.  I love you so much.  And I love you even more for making a joke about your boobs right now.  You are literally the perfect woman.”  His smile is bright, though brief, and his hand rests against the small of her back when he pulls her in for another kiss.  
The worry is still there on his face when he pulls away, and Amy knows that’s to be expected.  But the only thing uncertain about their future is when it will begin.  They will put on a false bravado in the morning, announce their surprise witness and hope for the best - and ultimately, that is all they can do.
She runs her hand through his hair, sighing contentedly when Jake drops his head to her chest, grip still firm around her waist.  It isn’t long before his breathing is slow and deep, a sure-fire sign of him sleeping, and she follows his lead, fingers still curling around his strands.  
He would be gone by tomorrow afternoon, and with him he takes her heart, but even as she cries herself to sleep in their too-large-for-one bed, Amy knows that there could be no nightmares that evening.  Her greatest terror, after all, had already come to life.  
And she was going to fight like hell to prove it wrong.  
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tanadrin · 6 years ago
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“Wake up.”
The scene around me swam and reformed itself as the young man opened his eyes. The generic room was replaced by a modest stone cell. A little table appeared in the corner, where one dim candle flickered, casting a dim light over a couple of books and some parchment. An evening chill swept in from the narrow window that appeared, and outside I could see the stars, undimmed by any city lights or orbitals. I switched over to the full baseline human sense-simulation, and inhaled slowly. The evening air was fragrant and damp, like a rainstorm had just passed. Through the door I could hear voices far down the hall, rising and falling together, perhaps in prayer.
"Everything is fine, but you need to wake up.” He seemed to be more alert now; his eyes were searching about the room; he was confused, but calm. When his gaze finally came to rest on me, he looked me up and down for a long time before he said anything. I glanced down at myself to make sure my appearance wasn’t too unusual. I fit into the room, now: I was dressed in plain homespun cloth, with simple leather slippers, and my hair hung loosely around my ears.
“Are you all right?” I said.
He nodded. “Yes. Yes, I think so. I must have been… sleeping very deeply. Dreaming about something. But I can’t remember what.”
“The deepest of sleep. And I’m sorry to wake you from a well-deserved rest, but we needed to have a conversation. I’m Nolla.”
“Will,” he said. “The brothers call me Long Will, on account of my height.” He turned one ear toward the door. “Shouldn’t we be at matins?”
“Don’t worry about that for the moment,” I said. “We have more important matters to attend to.”
Skipping prayers didn’t seem to sit well with him, but he didn’t object. He sat up and looked at me more closely. I turned to the little table and picked up his candle, holding it my lap so he could see better.
“I don’t think I know you,” he said. “Are you one of the novices?”
“No, nothing like that. I’m just a friend. A guide. I’m here to help you through a difficult transition.”
Will furrowed his brow. “What sort of transition?”
“We’ll get to that. What’s the last thing you remember?”
“Yesterday, I was…” His voice trailed off. “Funny. I don’t remember what I was doing yesterday. Or the day before that.”
“What do you remember?”
“That I should be at matins. That the abbot gets quite cross with lazy brothers. I spend most of my time when I’m not at prayer copying the books, and helping Brother Stephen in the kitchen. But I’m looking forward to summer. It does me good to spend some time outdoors, helping with the planting. I… I’m sorry, I’m feeling a bit foggy.”
“You’ve been asleep for a very long time. It’s quite natural. I just want to make sure you’re feeling all right.”
“Are you a doctor? Have I been ill?”
“In a manner of speaking. Tell me about specific events you remember. Start with your life just before you came to the monastery.”
“Well, I’m from the village originally. My parents suggested the religious life, and it always felt right to me. I remember leaving home, coming to live here as a novice. I remember being nervous, meeting the abbot for the first time. Learning to read and write. I remember… I remember the time Brother Laurence and I got lost in the woods, and we were terribly worried, and tired and hungry, but Brother Hugh found us. We laughed about it later, how stupid we had been. It feels like it was a long time ago, but for the life of me I can’t say when. I suppose it could have been just yesterday.”
“It was a long time ago,” I said. “All these things were.”
“How long have I been asleep?”
“More than ten thousand years,” I said gently.
Will smiled, then laughed. “Oh, you’re very funny.”
I shook my head. “I’m quite serious.”
“Yes, long enough for everything in the world to pass away and to start over from the beginning, so it’s exactly as I left it.”
“It isn’t, Will,” I said. “This, everything you see around you, is an illusion for your benefit.”
I let the simulation flicker, just for a second; I didn’t want to scare him, but I wanted to show him I wasn’t lying. For just a moment the walls and the table and the bed under him disappeared, and the dark hills and the stars and the moon beyond were visible where the cell had been; and then they were back, as solid as they had been before. Will’s face went deadly serious.
“Is this heaven or hell, then?” he said.
“Neither. You’re not dead. Not anymore. You don’t have to be afraid; nothing’s going to hurt you or cause you pain. I’m sorry for the deception, but we wanted you to wake up in a place that would be somewhat familiar to you, to make sure you felt at ease.”
Will ran his hands over the blanket, and the wall beside his bed; he rubbed his fingertips together, staring at them intently.
“All this feels very real,” he said.
“The mind is a powerful thing,” I said. “Yours is in a kind of in-between state right now. A place where we can take your memories and the sensations you know and show them to you in great detail. And where our illusion might be imperfect or incorrect, your mind will supply the little details and corrections needed to make it feel solid and consistent. But please believe me: we have no malice in our hearts. All this is for your benefit.”
“I believe you,” Will said. “Or I would like to, which maybe amounts to the same thing.”
I smiled and nodded. “Very good. Then we have overcome our first hurdle.”
“What… what has happened to me?”
I took a deep breath. “Will Long of Hythe, in Kent. You were born sometime in the late thirteenth century A.D., you died of natural causes, an old and well-respected man, abbot of this monastery, in 1334. You spent your life as a monk, serving God and your community, and because of your reputation and your position, you were remembered long enough for your name to enter the local histories, along with a few lines of your biography. You took to poetry later in life, and composed several hymns, and a few fables based on local legend. Most of the manuscripts that contained copies of your work were lost in the Dissolution of the Monasteries in the 16th century, but twelve manuscript folio, on which you were named as the author of the verses contained therein, were discovered deep in a London archive almost six hundred years later. These were the basis of an influential study of your life and work, about half solid historical investigation and about half clever speculation, by a PhD candidate--a doctor of philosophy in training, that is--in 2135. We used that study as the starting point for bringing you back.”
“You said I wasn’t dead.”
“You are speaking to me now. You hear me speak to you. You are sensing, thinking, feeling. Yes, you are not dead.”
“But I died. Long, long ago.”
“Yes. You did.”
“And you brought me back? That’s not possible.”
“Debatable,” I said. “By which I mean, we do debate it. Some would say, you are not Will Long. Will Long ceased to be when his heart stopped beating and his eyes were closed and he was laid to rest beneath the earth; and you are a new person, with the same name, and many of the same memories and thoughts and feelings. And some would say, it is the pattern that makes a man who he is. That just as if you take a tapestry and pick it apart into individual threads, if you weave it back together again, is not the same image? What if you replace one thread? One hundred threads? One thousand? And there are others who grant that while you may not have to use the same threads, if you make any error at all in the weaving-together, it is a different image. To which I say, does it matter, if it looks the same to the observer?”
Will closed his eyes and rubbed his head. “You’re talking in riddles. I need specifics. What did you do? How did you make this? Make… me?”
I leaned back in my chair. “I will try to explain this as succinctly and accurately as I can, but your language lacks many of the words I need, because your world lacked many of the things we used, and the words to describe them. But our methods are all the methods of the natural world, all the methods of good and honest philosophy, all knowable to a man like you if he has enough learning.
“There are methods of mathematics, like the algebra of the east, but much more sophisticated, by which one can infer missing quantities among vast collections of information. Some of these are very precise; some of these cannot produce precise knowledge, but only approximate knowledge--yet often that approximate knowledge can, by successive application of different methods, be narrowed to a very small range. As though,” and I gestured now at the books on the table, “you open a manuscript to find one word blotted out; yet if it is short, and begins ‘th-’ you know it is ‘the’ or ‘thee’ or ‘thou,’ and not ‘through’ or ‘thorough.’ Or as though a line is missing from a piece of poetry; and while two other copies agree on what the missing line is, a third disagrees--but you judge the two that agree are more likely to be correct.
“And these mathematics are so complicated and so difficult that a whole city of human calculators might work for centuries and accomplish but a small piece of a modest puzzle to which they are applied. But in the many centuries after your death, we have developed tools to aid us. First, they were based on the same principles which drive clockwork, like more sophisticated clocks capable of performing arithmetic quickly, by the means of levers and gears. The same machines, using the same principles, were made more sophisticated and swifter in their operation over time--and eventually we stopped using clockwork, and started using other physical principles to operate them. But the underlying logic of their design was the same. Though they appeared as though they could perform wondrous feats that had nothing to do with mere mathematics, mere mathematics was the foundational principle of their operation; and they could accomplish no wonder that could not in some sense be reduced to a question of numbers and the operations of numbers.”
“I am afraid I don’t know much about mathematics,” Will said. “All this sounds quite fanciful to me.”
“Then let us speak of words--for it was another insight of later days that mathematics is not so different from language, and the philosophers of those days used one word to unite the two, the word ‘information.’ The theory of information was found to be a useful tool for examining the natural world, just as you might use your eyes or your ears, or, in dark places, search instead with your hands. And using the tools provided by the theory of information, we came to believe our ability to recover things that were lost now extended to the memories and feelings and thoughts of those who had long been dead. Especially those who had left some testimony of themselves behind. And we hoped, maybe--perhaps an arrogant hope, I admit--that by the application of these techniques to recover lost lives, we might from the shape of those lost lives then discern the shapes of other lives, previously invisible to us, and recover those as well--and so on and so forth. And that therefore we might hope one day to return to life all those who had ever lived and died, to rescue them from their long sleep.”
Will laughed. “Are you so impatient for the day of judgement?”
I smiled. “Nothing like that, I assure you. We don’t judge, Will. We don’t condemn. We don’t pick and choose, either. We intend to resurrect the good and the bad alike. The deserving and the undeserving. Those great and those petty, those high-minded and those mean. Our labor, which we grant might never be completed, is not to play God, and to ensure each man receives his deserved fate, but only to redeem. Without preference or favor. There is only one restriction we place on ourselves.
“And what’s that?”
“We don’t bring back people who, according to our reconstruction, would prefer not to exist. There are some who suffered greatly before their death, whose suffering can be amended, whose hearts can be made whole. But there are some who, we know, prefer to sleep. We study them, to understand them, but we do not bring them unwilling back into the world. That would be a great cruelty. We create--or recreate--no life which would, we think, prefer not to exist. And for those about whom we are uncertain, we bring them back only long enough to ask them. Which is why you are here.”
Will looked surprised at this. “If you have such power over life and death, why not make everyone want to live?”
“Because then they wouldn’t be themselves.”
“But you don’t know that they’re themselves. You don’t even know for sure that you’re not just… writing new books. Writing new stories, weaving new tapestries, that have nothing to do with the old ones. If your machines are wrong, if your philosophy in error, perhaps you are only raising up new ghosts who remember a fiction.”
“Perhaps,” I said. “Would you like to know my thoughts on the matter?”
“Certainly.”
“Then I believe this: that it doesn’t matter. If you are exactly like Will Long of Kent in every particular, it may even be that our philosophy is in complete error and that there is some vital spark, some privileged point of view, which the old Will Long bore in himself and which was extinguished on his death; and that any vital spark you possessed, any point of view you hold, is but another very like it. Yet please believe me when I say that there are very good reasons to believe that that is not the case, reasons which are not beyond your capacity for understanding, but which nevertheless are beyond the learning you possess right now.
“Yet even if it is not so--that you are unlike Will Long in some little particular, or unlike him in very great ways, such that you are simply a new person who shares his name and is inclined to produce poetry in a similar style--you nonetheless think and feel and act according to your own preferences and desires, and that we must respect those preferences and desires. And to wantonly interfere with them--to insist that every soul we call forth must share our preference for existing, and our view of the world--would indeed be arrogance. You might not be the old Will Long, but you are a Will Long, and worthy of our respect.”
This seemed to satisfy him. “But have you never found your mathematics to be in error? Have you never had to revise them? Does this never change how you might weave the threads together?”
“It can happen,” I said. “We do not need to bring forth the soul entirely to understand it; they can be studied while they sleep. But those of us who do guide the souls we call forth have a pragmatic view of things. Were we to discover, say, some new poem of Will Long’s, we would incorporate that into what we knew about you. If it only changed our view of you a little, it would hardly be worth recreating you. Though we might ask you if you wanted that knowledge incorporated into yourself, which we could do. But if it changed how we understood you drastically, it might be worth it to create another Will Long. But that would have no affect on you. The world is very wide now. There is space for many people like you, and each adds their own particular distinction and joy to it.
“But this rarely happens. We have long since ceased to die of mere old age; the world is full of what would seem to you like miracles. And for thousands of years before the calling-forth of souls began, we were laying the groundwork for the great project, studying history in every minutia, compiling great libraries of information, libraries greater than any you have imagined. It is not impossible that we might discover some new information we have long overlooked, but it is a rare thing. Though I cannot say it is impossible.”
“And you want to know if I… accept this?”
“Yes.”
“You don’t know my answer?”
“It was one of the very few things we could not determine in advance.”
Will was quiet for a long time.
“What happens if I say no?”
“You can lie down and go back to sleep. This strange little dream will fade. We’ll keep a record of you, and use it to help further our studies, but you’ll never be called forth again. We’ll never disturb or trouble you, and you can await the end of days, or whatever comes after, in a dreamless slumber.”
“And if I say yes?”
“Then you have another choice to make. What life do you want to live? You can stay here, in the place that was your home in life. Or you can step out into the world.”
“What’s it like out there?”
“It’s hard to explain. It would require a long, slow transition, unless you were very adamant about going out immediately; but I must warn you, others have done that, and found it very trying. The world is full of many wonderful things, but also many unfamiliar perils. You have little of the background knowledge required to understand it; and those who live there see things very differently than you do. But if you are curious and generous of spirit, you can adapt.
“We are all human out there, after our fashion, though we might not seem it at first. In some ways our various lineages long ago diverged, to say nothing of the ones, like mine, that began within the machines built to understand the universe. But we remain united by certain common sentiments and hopes which are not alien to you.”
“What if I wish to remain? What is this place, anyway?”
“An illusion of information. A kind of dream, perhaps, but one inhabited by very real people, like yourself. You can stay here, and we can give you a light and pleasant dream of your life forever, if you want. Or we can link your simulation to the simulations of others like you, so that you are not alone.”
“How long have I to decide?”
“As long as you like. There’s no hurry.”
“That’s a relief.”
He looked out the window at the stars.
“Tell me, if you know. I have always wondered. What are those, anyway, out there in the sky? What are they made of?”
“They are suns like our own. Immense lights that warm distant worlds.”
“Have you visited those lights and those worlds?”
I smiled. “We have. Truth be told, you are around one now. The machines that support you here, in this state, hang high in the sky above one we call Van Maanen’s Star.”
“How far away is England?”
“About eighty-two thousands of a thousand of a thousand of a thousand miles.”
“Could… could I go back if I wished? As myself?”
“Of course. It would be a long journey, but by no means impossible. But Kent is very different now than when you left it.”
“Could I visit other worlds?”
“You certainly could. There are enough peopled worlds that you could spend the rest of your life visiting them.”
“And how long will that be? How long is the rest of my life, if I say yes?”
I shrugged. “If you avoid sudden misfortune, or if you choose to make copies of yourself as some do, you can reasonably expect that you, or a Will Long very much like you, will live to see the youngest stars that now blaze grow old and lonely in the sky. Which would be a very, very long time from now.”
Will stared out the window for several minutes; I did not interrupt his reverie. This was a conversation I had had many times; it was never quite the same, except that this moment usually came sooner or later. Sometimes it lasted hours. Sometimes it lasted years. I was happy to wait. But Will’s answer came astonishingly quickly.
“I’ve made my decision.” There was a bright, joyful gleam in his eyes.
“Very well. What have you decided?”
He pointed out the window. “I want to go out there. I don’t want to wait. I want to see what’s changed. I want to understand this strange world you have spoken of to me. And maybe to write new lines on what I see.”
“Then so it shall be. And many will be glad to hear this happy news.”
I stood, and drew back the sleeve of my robe, and stretched my hand out. “Come, Will. Take my hand.”
Will’s hand grasped mine, and I pulled him up, up out of the bed, and out of the room we were in, and out of the cool, clear evening that surrounded it; like swimmers rising to the surface, we rose up into the warmth and light beyond.
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Chapter 28 -- The Line in the Sand
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“This is weird,” Ariadne said, holding up a finger to gauge the direction of the wind in the vast, red Martian desert.
“You’re telling me,” Sweettalk said, “The atmosphere on Mars shouldn’t be thick enough for there to be a gentle breeze like this.”
“Okay, nerd, I meant that we’re standing on the surface without spacesuits.” Ariadne rolled her eyes, a fact that was only apparent due to the small purple light she’d recently installed in her goggles to indicate the direction her eyes were pointing. She had made this modification partially because her sarcasm was often lost on those she was speaking to, but mostly because it looks cool.
“You thinking you’re in a position to call anyone a nerd is hilarious,” Sweettalk replied. “Does everyone know their part?”
Ariadne and the girl dressed in all black standing next to her, formerly known as ViLaz, nodded affirmatively.
“Good, because he could be here any minute.”
“He could be here right now,” Ariadne muttered, “last time he took the form of a disembodied voice, he has complete authority here.”
“Well,” Sweettalk scratched the back of her head, “not complete authority.”
Ariadne smiled, but nudged her in the ribs to indicate that she should shut up and not blow the con.
They waited a few moments in silence before Ariadne finally called to the sky “GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE, CABRÓN!”
“I’ll thank you not to speak to me that way,” Dr. Simon materialized behind them, causing all three of them to jump as though they were housecats and a person, who they did not realize was in the room, moved their foot slightly.
“Glad you could make it,” Ariadne said.
“Don’t lie to the man,” Sweettalk replied. “Mr. Simon—”
“—Doctor Simon,” he corrected.
“Whatever Simon,” Sweettalk continued, “I have come to represent my client in this transaction. You should be advised that she is no longer using the name ViLaz. I am informing you of this in the interest of full disclosure and fairness, as our negotiations here, once agreed to, will be coded into the system and will be binding to both of us.”
“This is ridiculous, I will do no such—”
“Mr. Simon, I would advise you that it is in your own interest to make this concession. I have been advised that code written in this way can be very specific, and if you refer to my client as ViLaz, you could be forced to give us what we want without getting what you want. Is that clear?”
Dr. Simon grunted. “Fine. What should I call her?”
“We did some deliberating about that, it was a little complex since you decided to make three of her, but for nerdy reasons, this iteration has agreed to be called Kay. Now, before we go any further,” Sweettalk said, dragging the point of her toe across the sand in front of them, creating a clear line, “this is a threshold that you will not cross for the duration of the negotiations. We know how to strip you of your authority without killing anyone. If you violate this boundary before we approve the transaction, you give my associate Ariadne permission to take you out. Is that clear?”
Dr. Simon chuckled, clearly not believing that they had any such power. “Whatever.”
He didn’t notice Ariadne smirk.
“We want a guarantee of my client’s safety after the transaction,” Sweettalk explained calmly. “A guarantee that no one will have the authority to delete or alter her consciousness and memories after the change is made. We would like the same guarantee to be made of the other people stored on this drive.”
Dr. Simon chuckled again, somewhat derisively. “Those people are already dead, child.”
“Their bodies are, but we have a skilled cyberneticist on our staff, not to mention one hell of a doctor. Given time and resources, with the data we’ve collected in our treatment of one of your ‘daughters,’ we can construct them new bodies.”
“If you were really capable of that, you could do it for me,” Dr. Simon suggested, “and then you wouldn’t have to put young V— I’m sorry, Kay— in my place.”
“We considered that,” Sweettalk responded with as much confidence as she could muster given that she absolutely had not considered that, “we felt you would be unable to trust us in a body that our captain could simply hack and remotely shut down. We are negotiating this transaction instead as an act of good faith.”
“You’re right,” Dr. Simon said, “had you offered, I would not have accepted.”
“So, now that we’re on the same page,” Sweettalk said, “I’m going to tell you what’s going to happen.”
There were several seconds of silence, that Sweettalk milked until she was sure he was about to speak, at which point she gestured to a small marble pedestal behind her, which definitely was not there a moment before, on top of which was a metal lock box with two locks on the front.
“My client will turn her key, and you will turn yours.”
Kay turned the key in the box, and Dr. Simon nodded and stepped towards the box.
Ariadne grinned.
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“Breaking the antenna isn’t the problem,” Pilar explained, “I mean, it is and it isn’t.”
“First explain how it isn’t,” Sasha replied hurriedly, “then explain how it is.”
“It isn’t because the real problem is that as soon as we do, every armed guard in this place is going to storm the room guns-blazing and I’m not sure even I’m up to that challenge,” Pilar said, prying a panel off the antenna and tossing it onto the bodies of the technicians who had, up until recently, manned this transmitter, “and it is because of, well, this—”
“You have got to be kidding me,” Sasha said, sighing exasperatedly, “How many cartoons did this guy watch as a kid?”
A red, old-fashioned countdown clock connected to several tubes and wires blinked 5:00 every few seconds.
“I’m willing to bet he set this place up to clean itself out of evidence if he ever had to beam away,” Pilar explained, “if he left the antenna behind, someone could use it to locate where he’d been beamed to, so these vents around the ceiling? They probably spew out antimatter or hot plasma when the timer’s up.”
“Five minutes?” Sasha asked.
“I’m guessing that’s how long it takes to be sure he’s beamed away,” Pilar replied.
“Yeah, he probably wouldn’t want to risk a partial transfer of, well, basically his soul.”
“Now, look at all those wires— they’re attached to each part of the transmitter that’s absolutely necessary to its operation. Smart money says it starts counting if any of those things isn’t working, the countdown starts. Whoever built this thing probably figured it would be manned around the clock and the technicians would fix any run-of-the-mill errors within five minutes, and that anyone trying to sabotage it wouldn’t bother to check for a big countdown clock and would get killed by the failsafe. We got lucky because right now, all the guards in this place are trying to fend off an invasion by pirates.”
“Good thing we watched a lot of cartoons too,” Sasha noted.
“It’s gonna take a few minutes to break this thing beyond repair anyway,” Pilar noted, unslinging a rifle from her shoulder, “Maybe you get to smashing and I’ll watch your six, pick off any goons who try to kill us.”
“I mean… there’s an easier way.” Sasha offered. “You just said that this room is set up with a failsafe that’ll destroy this whole thing. Gimme one of your knives and I’ll slash all the wires, then we both run like hell and let this monument to bad design take care of itself.”
Pilar was silent for a moment. “¡Eres brillante!”
She unsheathed a knife from her hip and handed it to Sasha, who replied “¡Lo sé!”
***
“So,” Sweettalk said after Dr. Simon had taken several steps towards the pedestal, “here’s what’s really going to happen. You get nothing. You lose.”
“What are you talking about?” Simon replied.
“Kay! You know what to do!”
It was at this point that the girl standing by Ariadne spoke up, in a voice that seemed to echo itself. “Your administrator permissions have been revoked, father.”
Dr. Simon chuckled. “You don’t have the authority to do that.”
“How do you figure?” Sweettalk asked.
“That’s why I made three vessels. The system registers anyone with sufficiently identical memories as a single person, so I made sure they had nearly identical memories.”
“So,” Sweettalk speculated, “You suppose that each clone is only one-third as powerful as yourself in this place.”
Dr. Simon nodded and continued walking towards the box.
“Enough that if any one of them agreed with you, it would provide you with the necessary majority share to break the stalemate and make changes to the system, like letting the two of you change places …”
“Precisely.”
“Or authorize another administrator,” Ariadne smirked.
Dr. Simon stopped walking. “ …what?”
“Your administrator permissions have been revoked, Mr. Simon,” Ariadne said.
“Says who?” Simon scoffed.
“I said your permissions have been revoked,” Kay insisted.
“Your permissions are revoked!” Ariadne repeated flippantly, “what are you, stupid or something?”
“Haven’t you been listening?” Simon asked, “You would need all three clones to vote in order to make that change, and even then I would be able to override it.”
“That assumes you’re only speaking to one of the clones,” Sweettalk said. “See, out in the real world we’ve been calling them Cyan, Magenta, and Yellow to tell them apart, but when they’re all here together, they register as one person… When they’re all together, we call them Kay.”
“CMYK,” Ariadne laughed, “Our ship’s doctor came up with that one, it’s the nerdiest fucking thing I’ve ever heard.”
“My god, I love her,” Sweettalk whispered.
“So, this girl here has as much authority as you.”
Dr. Simon let out what sounded like a cross between a cough and a growl. “Even so, you need a majority to strip me of my authority. In the presence of a stalemate, no change is made.”
“We have a majority,” Kay announced. “Ariadne is an administrator.”
“That’s the worst bluff I’ve ever heard,” Simon spat, “obviously I won’t approve that, and in a stalemate—”
“It isn’t a stalemate,” Ariadne laughed, “Your ‘daughters’ proposed the change and you voted in its favor.”
“I did no such—”
“‘If you violate this boundary before we approve the transaction, you give my associate Ariadne permission to take you out.’ That’s what I said,” Sweettalk explained, gesturing at the line in the sand just behind Dr. Simon, “and I don’t recall approving the transaction. When you crossed the line, you authorized her to take you out— something only an administrator could do.”
Simon sputtered a bit. “You said that she would turn her key and I would turn mine and—”
Sweettalk interrupted, “—and your ridiculously overfed ego filled in the blanks yourself. I never said the box would finalize the transaction.”
“Sometimes a box is just a box,” Ariadne pointed out, “we never said it was anything else, it’s not our fault you misinterpreted.”
“I voted for Ariadne to be a new admin before you got here,” Kay smiled triumphantly, “and when you crossed that line, you approved her. Then we didn’t need you to get a majority anymore, and we voted you out of power.”
Sweettalk offered Kay a fist-bump, and it took her a moment to figure out what to do with it. “Man, I’m glad Prescott is cat litter now, but for once I’m glad he taught me how to hustle a grade-A chump.”
“So, here’s what’s really going to happen,” Ariadne said, now practically looming over Dr. Simon, looking more and more like a massive spider by the moment, “this is my world now, and you do not have my permission to run or hide.”
“You insolent—”
“I don’t need the monologue from you,” Ariadne snapped, “your turn to talk is over. You know, I haven’t been a person of faith for most of my life, and then I actually met a couple of gods. One of them was cruel, the other uncaring. If there is a proper, capital-G ‘God,’ I’d bet they fuck up a lot based on how much the world sucks, but at least they probably care about what we want. You? You don’t hold a candle to any of them.”
Dr Simon opened his mouth to respond, but Ariadne struck him across the face with the back of her hand to prevent this.
“You’re not even a god. You’re a washed-up nobody who wants to take away people’s free will and have them build shrines to you. If you were a cruel god, you'd die like Weaver, if you were an uncaring god, you’d run away like Upendo, and if you were an incompetent god you'd at least have the decency to care about other people, like whatever incompetent god managed to create someone as wonderful as my wife but then put her through hell for over a decade. But you? You’re not a god at all. You’re a wannabe king, and do you know what happens to kings?”
Dr. Simon attempted to run, but he was quickly subdued by a massive silver monster with what appeared to be a middle-aged human female corpse suspended in its machinery.
“I said you don’t have my permission to run, and while you’re in my world, you answer to my demons.” Ariadne sneered. “Oh, and I wouldn’t bother trying to run for that transmitter, Mr. Simon—”
“Doctor—”
“—Like it matters! In 3-2-1—” Ariadne gestured upwards and the sun above the desert flashed a vibrant red and loud klaxons began to sound, “—I can’t believe I timed that out so well! Anyway, that’ll be my wife smashing your exit strategy to bits. You have no way out.”
Dr. Simon started laughing a mirthless cackle.
“Yeah, laugh it up,” Ariadne said, “you’re stuck here.”
“Was it worth it?” Dr. Simon asked.
Ariadne rolled her eyes. “I’m sure I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“My men will tear her to pieces,” Dr. Simon laughed, “and if they don’t get her my failsafe will. You’ve murdered her, my child.”
“Nobody here is your child,” Ariadne replied, “and if anyone could get out of there alive, it’s my girl.”
“We should go,” Sweettalk said, “we don’t want to be here when, uh… Did you explain what happens to kings when the peasants get restless?”
Ariadne laughed, “You know, I don’t think I did! Do you remember all those people whose bodies you stole, Mr. Simon? Well, your majesty, I think your subjects want an audience with you! Toodles!”
The three girls vanished from the desert and Simon fell to his knees in the sand. He heard distant footsteps and suddenly realized, for the first time in his life, he was completely powerless.
***
“Plus, you do a great job with number four…” Sasha’s mildly distorted voice came through the haze.
As the virtual world swirled away and the real world came back into focus, Ariadne watched Sasha burst in through the door with Pilar slung over her shoulder.
“I need your help,” Sasha shouted, “she’s been shot!”
“You always have to prove me wrong!” Ariadne rushed over and immediately took Pilar onto her own shoulder, “you are not allowed to die.”
“You two have been spending too much time together” Pilar sputtered.
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superheroes-of-color · 6 years ago
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Cleaning Macbook Pro 2016 keyboard
Cleaning Macbook Pro 2016 keyboard The keyboard is somewhat covered. If I eat meat and the risk of cancer doubles, it does not mean that I will get sick. Doubling then means risk instead of 0.01% is 0.02%, which is twice as high but still low. If you are still noticing dust from one key to another, or if you want to make sure the cleaning is accurate, take the air can again and change the angle of the keyboard. All of the material I've listed in the previous lines is available in stores near you (both supermarkets and stores that specialize in selling PC equipment and online). If you have an Apple laptop from 2016 or 2017, we do not recommend removing the keys from your keyboard. So, I don't mean rubbing that with the damp eraser or with a glasses cleaning cloth; Joke aside, the hint with the slightly damp microfiber cloth was really good, went razzfazz unn the thing was eaten. Unfortunately, not all buttons work 100% because there is probably still liquid under the butterfly. The butterfly is difficult to remove without damaging it. Maybe someone knows a trick or a precise procedure how to expand it. I then wipe the display with the Apple cloth provided; the dust cleaning mud rest with a soft, dry cotton cloth. We are very sorry! Turn your Mac notebook to the right side and spray again from left to right over the keyboard. A technical error occurred while trying to complete your entry. We are already working on it and will be back for you as soon as possible. Take a lint-free microfiber cloth and rub it over the keyboard to remove the dust. If you want to vacuum your keyboard, you can pull a disused pantyhose tightly over the vacuum cleaner tube. Fix it with a hair tie. Now you no longer have to be afraid of accidentally sucking in important parts. Nevertheless, you should choose a low level. This may not be able to display this or other websites correctly. Choose a size and copy the code below to embed this guide as a small widget on your page / forum. A MacBook Pro was used as an example in this guide, but these techniques apply to any laptop. Well done!
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I only cleaned my current MacBook with water and a microfiber cloth.
Push the butterfly mechanism back in on one side and then carefully on the other side.
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How do I switch off the laptop?
Switch off the monitor using a key combination. Laptops in particular often have function keys with "fn" on them. A common key combination for switching off the monitor is [fn] + [F6]. For some keyboards, [fn] + [F4] or [fn] + [F7] is the right key combination. div> div> div> Do not use sprays, solvents, abrasives or detergents with hydrogen peroxide as they can attack and damage the surface. If liquid gets into your Apple product, contact an Apple Authorized Service Provider or Apple Store for assistance as soon as possible. Liquid damage is not covered by the Apple product warranty or AppleCare Protection Plan. However, you may have rights under consumer protection laws.
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curupiracue · 6 years ago
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The Final Fight (1)
Where could they be…? Just were…?
Here? Here? Maybe here? Or there? Or…!?
This… This feeling… like passively drowning in a swamp, like floating in ephemeral clouds of ashes… This must be Novalue!
“Aah… Aah… Calm down… If I start panicking, they will find me… Though. This sure makes it wors-”
They’re there! And what’s more, they’re still! So, in other words, they have not gone to the Mental World… They must be either setting a trap or running away. If they haven’t noticed me yet, this is my one and only chance!
“The Arm! Manifest yourself from behind me! And then I’ll observe, umblikingly, the knife you’ll throw at the- W-What?!”
They’re suddenly gone?
D-Damnit! I dropped the knife on my hand, making it easier to defend myself if need be.
But… Where could they be?
“That Arm might seem pretty good at defense, since you can summon it close by… But it will flounder at many easily reached circumstances. In other words… You can’t reach me if I attack from behind.”
(The prism spins, and senseless light is reflected with a different sense)
Since it requires looking at things, and things that obscure your view, angle, direction and naturally obstacles need to be considered when battling Ienorb.
Unless he looks over his shoulders, he cannot summon the arm behind. He can summon it from behind him, but that’s different. The only way he can quickly block attacks from that direction is if someone else is looking at him from behind. Thanks to the most brilliant tactic of closing our eyes, we’re not looking at him. His only method of attack would be to pick some other spot and throw a knife at us from there, but that would be too far away, given we’re at point blank melee range.
And as such, we can attack with free reign.
“Nim, you can go first.”
“Gotcha’! It’s Showtim- Wait… There’s something wro- ! Novalue!”
Instinctively, I opened my eyes. And I saw…
A knife flying on my direction.
Nim jumped over me.
The knife hitting Nim instead.
And Ienorb, close to both of us, his back still turned, but his neck slowly moving so that he could look at us. Ienorb, in that helpless position, covered by the fog of his mask… and behind that fog, he had three arms and an aura of darkness.
“Closing your eyes actually worked on my favor, see. Though, I admit that was not part of the plan… It still worked perfectly towards it. I was so very afraid… that you’d notice the me here is not actually me at all… HEheehehehee. ...Everything I grab with my real arm manifests in the illusory one. I’ve learned my lesson about you types: if I just go running towards the fight, I lose, if I attack from a distance, I lose. One way or the other, you get me. So I decided, you wouldn’t get me! And would, instead get this decoy! HAH! And doing it was as simple as finding a vertical wall and a grabbing my own torso! An arm for a decoy, and another one in a blind spot to finish you off by throwing a knife while you’re distracted! All while I, Ienorb Yenruoj, stand away in safety!”
“GUH!”
“Nim!” I took a step forward, preparing myself to catch him. He… Seems alright. In the sense, that he won’t die when the damage is resolved. But still… He’s badly hurt…
! No time for feeling worried. Seems like there’s more knifes coming. In fact, many knives, in rapid sequence.
“Oh, and about these knives… Turns out, since The Arm’s state reflects the real one’s, so long as I keep my knife in hand, it will always reappear in it’s hand! That, coupled with it’s speed, means that I can machine gun fire KNIVES, baby!”
“Damn… (deep breath...) Unreality.”
All of a sudden, we’re in a void.
“Nim?”
“...I’m here.”
“...Are you ok…?”
“...I’m better than you would be, were you hit with that thing.”
“...Didn’t really mean it like that.”
“Yes. It’s obvious.”
“So?”
“...” Wait for it… “...I’m pretty angry. You could probably guess that too. We can talk about this later. But, I’m not angry at you.”
“...Yeah. I guessed that too. No, rather… I just knew.”
“Can you hear me from over here?” Suddenly, Ienorb’s voice came out, with a bit of hesitance and unease that made me feel pride in my construction.
“Sure can.”
“Oh, so we can communicate. How friendly.”
“...You sure pulled out something smart there.” Nim interrupted.
“Oh? My, my… Thank you very much for the compliment, however begrudgingly it might have been given.”
“Mind if I ask you a question?”
“Ah? Go right ahead. I don’t quite figure I can, uhh, do much when you’re in that… that… that.”
“Who are you?”
“? Haven’t I told you? I’m Ien-”
“No, I didn’t mean that! You’re giving me your name! That would be what you are. I want to know who you are, what fills your mind.”
“Now hold on there! You’ve mixed it up. Indeed, you even said it yourself, “what fills your mind”, in other words, you should have asked what I am. That way, I could’ve talked about my characteristics, my memories, and such. But these are not necessarily my identity! They change with time, after all.”
“Huh?! Ugh… Now is not really the time to defy my judgement. Look. It’s simple. A name is a mere designation. It’s a thing attached to you. And it can also change, so no way is that an argument! Who I am is my identity, and that is the characteristics that make me me! Pfff… Meme… Ahem! Moving on, they might be called things in of themselves, “whats”. But they compose a who. Well, you could argue that a who is a what as well, unless, or maybe even without some sort of essential essence such as a soul. but for practical purposes, this is what it is!”
“Ah! Blasphemy! You can’t comprehend! If we’re talking about practical purposes, then naturally it’s better to just use the default system of giving your name when asked who you are.”
“Yeah, but I couldn’t care about that, see? It’s a thing of identity, of mind, of what’s inside the Mental World, not just some cheap label!”
“That label encompasses your entire existence, all those characteristics. Just like calling a sofa a sofa can immediately allow people to picture a sofa.”
“Yeah, but I’m trying to tell you, that people won’t know about you just from the label. It’s different, the sofa example is the example of a group name. It’s like saying: “I’m a human!”. This will allow people to know you’re not a manifestation. But they won’t know about you as a person, and giving your name won’t allow them to.”
“Ugh! But it’s not about allowing to them to know about it, I’m talking about what’s most appropriate!”
“Oh, don’t come with cheap terms!”
“...Shut up you two.”
“Oh, I’m sorry. It’s just difficult to do so. I tend to get worked up a lot when it comes to how things should be. Hah, funny that it’d be worded like that.”
“? Whaddya mean?”
“It’s just that I believe there’s never an appropriate what, but rather, an appropriate “how”.”
“That can mean a bunch of shtuff.”
“Well… I’m a man who likes things to follow a proper order, see. Because ultimately, nearly everything has an algorithm, a path that is ”perfection”, or tends towards it. That’s not to say that we shouldn’t do, mind you. Hence, why I insist that it’s the how, rather than the what that bothers me. You can date people of all genders, classes and ethnics, but you must date well. Though, it’s a tad complicated getting into the specifics of a good romance, so maybe a more down to earth example… You could eat omelettes or make some toast for breakfast… But  say you’re going to make the omelettes… Then the right way to go about it, which I always use, is to break two eggs, in separate containers, and then, after mixing them, put half of one of the containers away.”
“Two containers…? And you divide one…?!”
“Yes, quite. So that I end up with one egg and a half, which is the right amount. I store the leftovers for future use, of course, said use belonging to a very close future so as to avoid having them spoil. After I’m done with that,” he continued, now gesturing with his hands the actions described “I’ll put them in a frying pan, with oil already boiling. The right way to proceed then, with my cooking devices at least, would be to wait for a moment of around one minute, maximum margin of error being 15 seconds (not 16, never 16) and then flip it. Wait for exactly ¾ of the time you waited originally, turn off the fire, put it in a plate and eat it. Then, when you’re done, you clean everything up, and only then you may go about doing something else. It is the proper way to do things, and it is the how I do it, all the time.”
“Amazing… What about the salt though?”
“SALT?! Are you MAD?!”
“...I see. You’re obsessed, in other words.”
“Hm? Yes, quite. Though these are merely idiosyncrasies. My true obsession is, as you know, in my attempts to find true art.”
“Hah. Finding true art, huh… We’re not that different. So lemme’ tell you something good: it’s precisely because of that obsession that you will never find the truth.”
“What do you mean? Isn’t this… contradictory? I’m obsessed with pursuing the truth… and thus I won’t find it?”
“Yes, quite. People can’t see the truth because they don’t want to. And they don’t want to because they want to see something else. Emotions, beliefs, attachments… in other words, desires. These are what cripple truth-seeking. However, without any desire, there can’t be any seeking in the first place. That’s why it’s so difficult being a philosopher. It’s a oxymoron. A borderline paradox. Without understanding that, you may get far, but you will never reach the truth.”
“Hah! This is quite ridiculous, I must say. Enough talk. It seems apparent you can’t attack me from there. So? If you won’t come out, then I might as well steal a car and drive as fast as I can.” Proof of his sheer ignorance: pretends to steal a car rather than a hundred.
“We WILL come out, Mr. Ienorb.” I said, sticking my head out. “And I rather believe that this difficult situation is a perfect match for my own weapon...” And then my hand comes out of Unreality, holding… “It’s A Gun.” I said, and shot it (BLAM) as a “demonstration”.
“...A gun? A gun?! Are you mad?! This can’t be. A gun… A GUN! Of all things, a gun! Surely, common sense dictates that an arm possess greater force than a gun!”
“Is that right? Well then, let’s test that.”
(The prism spins, and senseless light is reflected with a different sense)
BLAM!
Hmm… He shot it.
That bullet… Is making an arc?
“And now for the second one.”
BLAM!
Hmm… No… That arc is directed towards me. If it keeps going like this, the first bullet will hit me. Novalue managed to use this to pinpoint my location, and, as such, the second one is aimed straight at me. If so, they might impact at the same time… Or he might intend to make me worry more about the first one while the second one makes a beeline towards me and catches me off-guard.
…!? No, wait, this is…!
“THE ARM!”
Pum.
“Hah, hahaahaah… Well… That was sneaky. Thought I wouldn’t be able to catch it in time. Novalue, you tried to distract me with figuring out the details of your homing bullets, as well as the mind games of the “first” and “second” bullets… So much so, that I forgot about the actual first one. The first time you shot… Since you weren’t aiming anywhere, I just passed it off as a demonstration, as you showing off… By the time I learned that you didn’t need to aim anywhere to hit me, I was no longer focused on it. But still, these bullets are weak! The Arm can easily catch them, so long as I see them coming! They’re fast for you, but I’m on a whole other level!”
“Tsk...”
“Oh hoh! I see the third bullet coming! It’s going on a straight line towards me! This will be even easier! The Arm!”
I can see it clearly! I’ll easily block this… Since they’re constructions of similar symbolism, The Arm can even absorb these! I’ll just…
...Is Novalue smiling at the distance?
Why is he…? …!
The bullet! Made a sharp turn?!
“You’ve got everything wrong. The first one was a fake sneak attack. In reality, I just wanted to find out where you were. You should have focused more on the second bullet. By the time I shot it, I knew your location, so I could make my gambit. I shot it off in a perpendicular angle to the straight line towards you. That way, it would be off to the sides, and you wouldn’t see it that well… And it’s better off like that. Because it wasn’t aimed at you at all.”
“?!” Suddenly, I see, from the corner of my eye, a book flying away from behind me, almost disintegrated… and a bullet on it’s cover.
“See, it was aimed at that book over there. And that’s not all. The third bullet, too, was aimed at that book. Since you were in the middle of the line between the book and the pistol… you probably thought that it was aimed at you. But that would be a mistake. And now that the second bullet has arrived right on schedule and knocked that book away...”
“The bullet has made a sharp turn right outside of your reach…! And don’t worry… I’ve calculated it well. It won’t go so far off as to miss you entirely. So Ienorb?”
“Ghh… I-I’ll block this bullet nonetheless! There’s time... ! With my superior speed! THE ARM!”
Vwooosh!
POM!
“Block the bullet? I don’t quite believe you can block it by ramming your chest towards it… but nice try at the impossible nonetheless. Impossible, since your speed too had been well calculated. See, though Nim may be powerful, he is far too impulsive. When I move, it’s because I’m already certain that victory is mine.”
(The prism spins, and senseless light is reflected with a different sense)
Ienorb, whose position was now more clear and visible to us, flew backwards with great force and crushed the bookshelf, which then fell on top of him.
“Ouch.” That in itself couldn’t cause any actual damage to him, but still…
It’s like getting your arm hugged with intense force, while someone rubs their cheek on your shoulder…
Wait, what?
“OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO COOL!” Yes, Nim, part of that reason being that you were quiet the whole time. Thank you for that. “Way to show him who rocks, Novalue! Esfregaesfregaesfregaesfrega…!”
“Uhh, thanks...” I looked down at him, and he looked back at me with shining eyes.
“...It’s too bad you’re short though. I hate having to kneel to do this.”
“...Well, if my shortness is such a concern…”
BRAM!
“...!? Seems like he’s up again.”
“Oh, so you’re useless after all.” Nim said, pouting “He already blew up the bookcase.”
Ienorb got up, and scratched the small crack in his chest. It was very subtle, but that part was off colour: rather than white like the rest of the suit, rainbow tones flew from it in small doses. Thanks to it being a small wound, noticing that was quite the herculean feat, however.
“Well, well. You did outsmart me, fair and square. However, Novalue… That construction of yours, is not strong at all. Were you to fill me with bullets, like a pincushion with needles, I would still fare reasonably well.”
“True, I suppose. But Ienorb, we already know your position. What now? I can gift you some more bullets for you to block with your body, if you wish.”
“Hah. That trick won’t work twice. Next time I defend myself from a bullet, I won’t try to grab it, and will instead block it with two arms, as well as making sure there’s plenty of coverage in my small shield. Oh, idea! I will just use something as a shield. I could even use myself again. Heh, I, Ienorb, am truly an evolutionary creature, a “magikarp” as they say.”
“You gonna keep chatting, or ya gonna’ summon that knife behind our backs? ...From behind our backs. Literally.”
“Just so that you can hide away in nothingness? No thanks. In fact… Difficult as it was, I’ve made my decision.” Ienorb jumped, and summoned the arm to hold his torso “The Arm! allow me to FLY!”
“Wait, you can’t mean...”
“Yes I can! Though it’s immensely regretful… well, this was the place I was born… I’ll still risk it all and run away! It’s evident you two are much too strong, and I’m working with a time limit, I believe.”
“Nim!”
“Yeah, I got it! Hang on tight!”
(The prism spins, and senseless light is reflected with a different sense)
Suddenly, Novalue is enveloped by water forming tendrils. These tendrils, being used as a rope, were, in turn, connected to my arm.
“Water Rope. Time to see who’s faster, Ienorb~”
Then suddenly, countless more of these came from me, and latched on to multiple objects, before pulling.
...And then Novalue and I went flying.
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miraculously-fangirling · 8 years ago
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Springtime Connection - Chapter 14
[A/N: I am sorry if there are any glaring errors. I had no second eyes this time >.<. Other than that, please enjoy this slightly early update :D]
Marinette stared at her ceiling as the moon made way for the early morning sun. Sleep came in quick flashes that only allowed for glimpses of ludicrous dreams. Most of said dreams however took her back to Adrien’s room. Those sorrowful green eyes lighting up for even a moment constantly came to her mind as she was dragged from one restless bout of sleep to the next.
Marinette sat up after her fifth round of horrible sleep. Tikki stirred while Marinette climbed down the ladder to the main area of her room. She flipped open her sketchbook to where her superhero designs were. With everything going on, she had had barely enough time to even make a pattern for the costume.
There was no time like the present.
Tikki rubbed her eyes as the sewing machine ran. Pastel green fabric passed beneath the machine in a constant stream. Marinette steered her thoughts away from Adrien to the fabric. Before she knew it, the main parts of the dress were ready to have embellishments sewn on. The sun peeked over the Parisian cityscape as she checked the time on her phone.
Where did the time go?
She had five hours before school, tops. Tikki floated down from her seat atop Marinette’s bed. She landed on Marinette’s head and patted her Chosen on the forehead. “Marinette,” Tikki said, “Please sleep. Even for just a little bit.”
Marinette sighed before setting down her fifth fabric flower of the night. Why did she think this damned design was a good idea? She finally nodded and stuck her sewing needle into her tomato shaped pin cushion.  “I know, Tikki, but…”
“You can’t fall asleep.”
“Precisely.”
“Marinette,” Tikki said with downcast eyes as she landed on the pile of green fabric, “I know you’re worried, but not sleeping is only going to make things worse.”
Marinette buried her face into the cotton to groan. “Fine, Tikki,” she finally said. With a yawn, Marinette climbed back into her bed and fell asleep soon after hitting the sheets. Tikki smiled warmly at the girl as she closed the curtains to drench the room in sweet, silent darkness.
Adrien’s dreams were a whirlpool of glee and anxiety. One moment he would be happily talking with friends and remembering Ladybug’s features while the next he would be looking right into his father’s steely eyes. He tossed and turned throughout the night, sufficiently annoying Plagg as he was constantly whacked on the head or tail.
Plagg was ready to bite Adrien’s hand when Adrien’s phone alarm went off. The upbeat tune of an anime opening blared in Adrien’s ear, effectively pulling him from his adventurous dreams. Adrien grabbed his phone from his night stand and quickly stopped the song. Plagg rolled over so he was on his stomach and let out a large yawn.
Plagg smacked his lips as he warded off the last bits of sleep from himself. “Geez kid, were you fighting a war in your sleep?” Plagg said with his head hanging over the pillow casing. His arms flopped beside his head after a sizable stretch.
“You’re just on a roll this week, aren’t you?” Adrien said from his pillow. He rolled onto his back and stretched his arms before rubbing the sleep from his eyes.
“Aren’t I always?”
“No, you’re not actually,” Adrien grumbled, “And I was not fighting a war. I don’t think so at least.”
“Ok, don’t go deep on me, kid,” Plagg said, floating into the air and stretching again. He flew over to Adrien’s cheese stash and snatched his usual breakfast. He didn't even bother leaving the night stand before digging into his camembert wedge.
Adrien chuckled as he lugged himself out of bed. His socks slid on the wooden floor as he walked over to his closet to retrieve his clothes. The swirling dreams eventually left his mind as he readied for the coming school day.
Before long, Adrien was ready for breakfast and Nathalie was at his door. She gave him a worried glance before pasting on her professional facade. Adrien passed his desk before following Nathalie out the door. The mask lazily hung from one of his many trophies and his other costume pieces were strewn across his office chair. The festival was only seven days away, and he could hardly wait.
Plagg finished his breakfast before zipping into Adrien’s bag. Adrien’s meal went just as usual. It was  the same silent and lonely affair as any other morning. His father didn’t greet him. Adrien actually got his hopes up that his father would join him after last night’s little check up.
With a sigh, Adrien pushed back his chair and headed to the garage where the Gorilla awaited in the car. Adrien passed by his father’s office; Gabriel stood hunched over his desk where a mess of papers covered his desk. Adrien passed the door silently before entering the garage and leaving for school.
Marinette swiped her phone as the alarm went off. Rock music filled her room as she blindly searched for her phone with her head still smothered in her pillow. Tikki uncurled herself from Marinette’s side and brought the ringing phone into Marinette’s reach. Not even Jagged Stone could pull Marinette fully out of her sleep. She lazily fumbled with the screen trying to turn off the music. Tikki had to hold back a few chuckles as Marinette’s blue hair emerged from the pillows and sheets.
Tikki burst into a fit of giggles as Marinette rubbed the back of her head. Marinette rolled out of her bed and nearly fell trying to get to the main level of her room. Tikki landed atop Marinette’s costume from last night to watch her Chosen bumble around the room in her half-awake state. It was like watching a zombie try to fit in with the living. Tikki watched a little longer before deciding that Marinette probably needed help. Tikki placed Marinette’s school bag on her work chair and turned it so it was in plain view of Marinette who was getting dressed in her usual school clothes.
Marinette sat before her mirror trying to conceal the dark bags beneath her eyes with her minimal makeup routine. She was nearly finished with her mascara when her Sabine opened her door.
“Mari, breakfast is ready when you are,” Sabine said while taking a discreet scan of her daughter’s messing room. Green fabric was piled onto Marinette’s work table along with a number of sketches and small incomplete fabric flowers. She smiled a bit before ducking out of the room, leaving Marinette to wrangle her hair into her pigtails.
Memories of the previous night came in flashes. She couldn't help but blush when she thought about those slight smiles he gave her when she talked about Chat. Maybe she should praise her partner more often. It was too bad that Adrien was so unlucky in the family department. She thought that maybe she could go back to the Agreste mansion sometime, but then there was Gabriel. Did he see her?
She sighed. There was no use worrying about it. She couldn't turn back in time and check or anything. She fastened her last hair tie before grabbing her bag. Tikki zipped into the bag as Marinette climbed down the stairs.
Sabine and Tom were already in the bakery readying for the day, but a fresh croissant and bowl of sliced strawberries still waited for Marinette atop the table. Marinette quickly tucked into her meal, making sure to slide Tikki a piece of the buttery bread.
Before long Marinette was on her way to school. Neither her nor Tikki brought up the night before. It was far too embarrassing and anxiety inducing to discuss in that very moment. Adrien’s emotions and Gabriel’s presence weighed heavily on Marinette and Tikki didn’t want to make things worse for her.
School came into view. Marinette saw Alya walk up to the front steps. The two girls greeted each other with an enthusiastic hug before walking into the school’s main courtyard. It was the last Friday before the festival, making the students brim with excitement. The same posters adorned the walls, but more and more students were actually reading them as the event neared.  
“What happened to you last night? You have huge bags under your eyes,” Alya said with a joking tone.
Marinette covered her face with her free hand. Looks like her amateur makeup skills failed her. “Oh, just some late night sewing.”
“More sewing? Girl, you have to learn to take a break.”
Marinette sighed. If only she could tell Alya everything, but that would make things … complicated. “I know, I know. Just … with the festival coming and my costume and all, I guess that I just got little over my head,” Marinette said, finally removing her hand from her face. Hiding it wasn’t going to change anything.
“Need any help with that costume of yours?”
Marinette thought back to her design and all the small fabric flowers that she was going to have to make. Sure, they were easy to make and attach but the design called for so many. With her super hero and class duties, she felt like she was drowning. “Actually, that might be nice.”
Alya smirked and put her hands on her hips. She could work with this. She could definitely work with this. She patted Marinette on the shoulder. “Okay, I can help you with that.”
“Really?” Marinette said.
“Yeah, does tonight sound good?” Alya asked as she ascended the stairs leading up to their classroom. Alya lead the way, more so to hide the huge grin on her face than to pave the way for the awkward Marinette. Alya pulled out her phone and quickly shot a few texts to Nino.
Nino sat on the school’s front steps waiting for Adrien’s arrival. His phone went off and he brought it out.
Alya <3: Hey, can you do me a favor?
Nino looked at his phone quizzically. Alya asking for a favor could only mean a few things. Most likely it would be some scheme again. But they were always fun so he didn’t mind all that much.
Nino: Sure, what’s up?
Alya <3: Think you can get Adrien to go to Marinette’s house again?
Nino thought back to the last time Alya asked for this kind of favor. Wasn’t it when Marinette’s uncle was in town and she needed a Chinese translator?
Nino: I can try.
Alya <3: OMG thank you so much!! Love you!! ;*
Nino chuckled to himself as he put his phone away. He really loved her despite her … tendencies. Nino looked up when he heard car brakes squeaking. The Agrestes should really get that fixed soon. It had already been a week since it started making noise.
Nino stood as Adrien came from the car. He admittedly looked happier than he had been in the past few weeks.  Maybe it was the festival that was cheering him up?  Nino didn’t particularly care for the reason, he was just glad to see his bro smiling. Adrien waved goodbye to the Gorilla before giving Nino the usual fist bump.
“What’s up, man?” Nino said with a huge grin.
“Nothing much,” Adrien said. He took a glance at the mulling students, many of whom carried boxes filled with decorations and props for festival.
“You must be busy with everything though,” Nino said while scanning Adrien’s expression.
“Actually not really, I got most everything done this past week. I just have to get my costume and some details done. I’m having a bit of trouble with one of the pieces.,” Adrien said, not quite putting his full attention into his words. His mind was wandering to all the events from the past twenty four hours. He still couldn’t quite believe that it had only been one day that that it was just a normal school day.
“Really dude? You’re having trouble with something?”
Adrien nodded. “Believe it or not, I’m not perfect.”
“Says the model who can speak Chinese, fence, play basketball, and play piano,” Nino said while making his way up the school’s stairs. Adrien followed alongside him.
“Yes, really,” Adrien said with a smile.
As the boys entered the main courtyard, Nino caught sight of Alya. He saw that she was with Marinette. He guessed that the present was no better time to get the Adrien and Marinette close to each other. Nino nudged Adrien in the arm before waving over Alya.
Alya quickly walked over to the boys with Marinette in tow. Marinette stood semi-confidently by Alya’s side as the four teens formed a square. They all said their usual good mornings before Nino slung his arm around Alya. Those two were inseparable.
Marinette stole a glance at Adrien while Alya wrapped her arm around Nino’s waist. Being the third wheel sucked. It sucked more when the boy who made her heart skip was standing right next to her. She couldn’t quite meet his green eyes and instead faced the happy couple.
“Oh yeah, Marinette didn’t you need help with something?” Alya said with a wink towards Nino. Nino winked back as he faced Adrien.
“I mean, I guess. I just have a lot of … things to take care of this week,” Marinette said with a slight side glance towards Adrien. She prayed that he didn’t notice.
“Things?” Adrien piped in. Marinette’s heart jumped. Did he notice her looking at him? He didn’t.
“Y-yeah, I have costume stuff after the festival prep stuff and well you know just life in general,” she said in a near incoherent string of phrases.
Adrien couldn’t help but chuckle a little to himself. “I think I get it,” he said, “I’m having a bit of trouble with the festival stuff to.”
“Really?,” Marinette said. Alya and Nino looked at each other with the biggest grins imaginable. This was working out almost too perfectly.
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Predictive Dialer
The personal history of The Puppet Master.
Chapter I, Hello my name is
This is a fictitious personal story, everything about me is fictitious or nearly so, somewhere down the line I have lost myself in the list of my fictional identities. I mean I could lead a normal life, like anyone else, but am not anyone else, am not anyone I know.
I am a hacker and an assassin with the government, also a political engineer, a social engineer, I hold degrees in computing, psychology and anthropology and the list of my fictive identities peaked at 2000 at some point. I am not who you know and there are chances that you will never know who I am.
The kind of people that don’t exist. Even though I do exist, and this is my story.
All I know is you. I know you from other people, unlike common assassins I do not only assassinate people, I delete them, from nearly existing records including online databases and search engines. I do so because they are a threat to national security or interests of Japan, often overlapping with those of other nations.
Also not your common assassin in the sense that I am responsible for more than 6000 assassinations both direct and indirect. Which means that I pay money for murder. A lot of it.
My legal responsibilities, none I am entitled to killing you by the government, actually by several.
Do I know the precise number of my assumed identities and murders, no I go through brainwashing every year. Chances are I will never remember having met you or who did I kill last year. I have become amnesic I know that much, it’s a faculty that I use to discard anything that is not relevant to my mission.
Have you ever heard the movie line “If I tell you I have to kill you”? It’s true for me I have to kill you if I tell you who I am. And I told some people, a lot of people, and I killed them.
A lot of things that I might tell you or write to you on that email come from movie scripts, b series mostly. Even revealing my speech syntax is going too far, I make spelling errors, syntax errors, I speak Jamaican Patois. And I write presidential speeches in my spare time.
What you would call a genius or a useful idiot. I have a 100M USD limit on my credit card and stay in places where you need that kind of credit cards to stay which are not too many. So chances of knowing me are slim, its only a few people that do. And not from the call center room where I learned both to know people and to manipulate them.
I started taking call in a foreign intelligence institute where I was raised with other high capability orphan kids. Taking calls was a way to communicate with the outside, we didn’t go out and never seen other faces.
I kept taking calls and serviced maybe 110 000 calls over a period of 20 years. I take calls from home to keep busy, I do tech support for Microsoft, commercial support for Ebay, shipping with Fedex, I do customer support for Amazon, and engineering support with Oracle and SUN Microsystems.
I do read your mails and browse your digital albums and I am not telling. You have to understand that I am not obliged to tell, legally I don’t exist. Out of convenience.
Maybe you think that I am American as well, I do have a long list of American identities and maybe am also a CIA agent. To which we are going to add Section 9 with the Foreign Ministry of Japan, MI6 fond of that, am also a member of the South African intelligence services how strange is that.
It’s very thin what you have so far and we are going to keep it that way. I am actually imitating the style of a native American writer, I can do so with over a dozen different languages.
If you would excuse me, I am going to the roof to enjoy the fresh night and listen to G-Dragon, you know G-DRAGON fond of that. It’s nice to see that your mind is distracted by an internationally know star and you’re even imaging it, I could have killed you twice before you read this. Distractions are no good in the line of business we’re in. If you do not stay focused on me am wasting you, anything is a context, everywhere is a setting, those are not pedestrians walking by you they are agents, and you’re dying in that street.
Lets go back to basics my significant other, inasmuch as you rise up to your potential to change lives and the world indeed. This is redacted on notepad as it should and if you do not know the hacker manifesto by The Mentor then you should read it. And if you know it you should learn it by heart because we are all here to hack life. Life is waiting to be hacked into the greater thing, and its up to you. If you know how.
                 \/\The Conscience of a Hacker/\/
                                by
                         +++The Mentor+++
                    Written on January 8, 1986 =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
  Another one got caught today, it’s all over the papers.  "Teenager Arrested in Computer Crime Scandal", “Hacker Arrested after Bank Tampering”…   Damn kids.  They’re all alike.
  But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950’s technobrain, ever take a look behind the eyes of the hacker?  Did you ever wonder what made him tick, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him?   I am a hacker, enter my world…   Mine is a world that begins with school… I’m smarter than most of the other kids, this crap they teach us bores me…   Damn underachiever.  They’re all alike.
  I’m in junior high or high school.  I’ve listened to teachers explain for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction.  I understand it.  "No, Ms. Smith, I didn’t show my work.  I did it in my head…“   Damn kid.  Probably copied it.  They’re all alike.
  I made a discovery today.  I found a computer.  Wait a second, this is cool.  It does what I want it to.  If it makes a mistake, it’s because I screwed it up.  Not because it doesn’t like me…           Or feels threatened by me…           Or thinks I’m a smart ass…           Or doesn’t like teaching and shouldn’t be here…   Damn kid.  All he does is play games.  They’re all alike.
  And then it happened… a door opened to a world… rushing through the phone line like heroin through an addict’s veins, an electronic pulse is sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day incompetencies is sought… a board is found.   "This is it… this is where I belong…”   I know everyone here… even if I’ve never met them, never talked to them, may never hear from them again… I know you all…   Damn kid.  Tying up the phone line again.  They’re all alike…
  You bet your ass we’re all alike… we’ve been spoon-fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak… the bits of meat that you did let slip through were pre-chewed and tasteless.  We’ve been dominated by sadists, or ignored by the apathetic.  The few that had something to teach found us will- ing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert.
  This is our world now… the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud.  We make use of a service already existing without paying for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn’t run by profiteering gluttons, and you call us criminals.  We explore… and you call us criminals.  We seek after knowledge… and you call us criminals.  We exist without skin color, without nationality, without religious bias… and you call us criminals. You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us and try to make us believe it’s for our own good, yet we’re the criminals.
  Yes, I am a criminal.  My crime is that of curiosity.  My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like. My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for.
  I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto.  You may stop this individual, but you can’t stop us all… after all, we’re all alike.
                         +++The Mentor+++
Unlike The Mentor, I do judge people on their appearances, but murder wise I am color blind. I kill anything that is designated as a target by the Nakashimura Corporation. Its 246 irrelevant results on Google and we don’t exist. I am also an arms trader. I do that too in a variety of currencies, see that intelligence money has to come from somewhere preferably other than the pockets of the tax payer. So I convinced different security and intelligence agencies to invest in armaments which they did, and we ended holding several arms concerns which put together are Nakashima Corporation.
FSB yes I sell arms for Russia. China as well, North Korea, Japan, Czech Republic, Brazil, Mexico, the US everyone if its a weapon and its good am selling. Where my role and others at Nakashimura Corporation is to convince everyone that just because they have nice weapons they don’t have to use them every time. And we take care of trouble and troublemakers for dozens of governments. We kill them I mean.
Law enforcement still can’t pin a thing me with all this, am just a voice over the net practicing creative writing which translates somehow into reality and it’s called hacking. All of my stuff is impossible to prove, I rig it as such otherwise I wouldn’t be in this game for so long. I have dozens upon dozens of different passports, I enter and I exit with different passports on a daily basis sometimes, I fly different jets, you have better chances of winning at the lottery twice in the same day than finding me.
It’s my job to find you however. Not you you but you never know could be you. In this intelligence services you need that global perspective it’s the only one that works. And the people is always right, it’s people that are wrong, and they die because of that.
There’s levels in intelligence and government where being wrong gets you killed, terminated with extreme prejudice. Its what we’re talking about here and few have ventured talking about this in active duty. Am on active duty will remain so until I am biologically deceased, I cannot retire because of my agreements with several governments who bailed in Nakashimura because of the guarantee that I represent.
See you can’t say sorry when you’re rotten sorry won’t work for rotten. I cleaned rotten all my life. If its rotten it’s got to go no matter who it is because that person or group of persons constitutes a clear and present danger to the security and safety of all. And we’re talking the whole planet here, so fuck you if you’re wrong you cannot be wrong with the lives of billions around the globe.
Governments through their various agencies are responsible for more than you know, not only for your safety but also those of visiting non nationals. You’re also responsible for your neighboring states security in the case of China, the U.S, etc, etc, . And in the midst of that you have people behind wheels that if they fail the government is gonna bail out of them for good.
It is an equation where individuals are weighted upon the scale of national and global interests. They exist and there are people that represent them. Who will kill you to protect them and do so legally under the authorities, can be several, that they represent.
In that equation you’re of a moderate value if you would pardon me, there are other smarter more intelligent more gifted younger richer more popular more influential more everything better looking fitter taller everything more than you elsewhere. So replacing you will not be an issue, the question is how to dispose of you. Because incompetence at that level has a hefty cost, people want you deceased now.
Remember those people that helped put you there? They want you dead now because you look bad on them. They have burned you at the intelligence agency where you work because they can do that, place a couple of calls to have you wiped out. They have been running that business for longer, they contrary to you are not public figures never will be. And people owe them around the globe, altogether they constitute the intelligence community, the shadow government that you keep on hearing about, it exists and its global and hidden from sight.
In this introduction we should mention that I am also a  surgeon did work on emergencies as a trauma medic on week ends, seen plenty of trauma, I am simply myself unaffected and trying to find a solution like any high ranking Japanese official would. I am pretty dispassionate in person even though I can appear charming.  
The subject is still young, in good physical condition. And because of his high profile you cannot really just snipe him at a street corner, which I do I am a sniper, I dispose and operate sniping robots maybe we’ll get back to it. So the question is how do you make him go.
And the answer can be found by matching his profile to common fatality cause statistics and finding something that matches. If he is a sportive he might as well die from complications in his routine appendicitis operation. It happens, it’s a statistic and it’s all you need because it is a fact of life. People around you have heard of it, and if not than its people they know, still young died on appendicitis operation complications. It marks people, I call them plastic deaths.
Basing your action on sound stats it’s a lot of work those stats and remaining in the know fatality causes, people are not going to stop dying because they are important or famous. And the cause of their death is going to be spread along these statistics that you have to study.
People are also unsuspecting how easy it is to die, we’re slightly more resistant than bugs. We don’t think of it all the time. Sometimes 2mg of something is all it takes. We’re both very resilient and very fragile and diverse, it’s the work of the Creator, he created us saying nowhere that we’re entitled to a 100 years. Turtles live longer. Some stuff lives almost crazy time I don’t remember what it was. Trees it was some 2000 years.
So the message is do something useful with your life and your time, nobody is eternal and we have a role to play here each of us, and you have to find yours. I am maybe different in the sense that I play many different roles. And that unlike actors these are real life roles, and real lives.
Pilot with Air Canada for a while, allowed me to operate on both the North American and European continents before I bailed. It was being found out that I had eliminated an extensive list of people who had to go for different reasons. It’s not law enforcement that I fear, it’s getting caught on a murder scene like a dummy. And that is why I use robots, and cyborgs. I also hack into cybernetics government, intelligence, diplomacy, and turn them into killers.
A cyborg can lift 6 small cars, if he’s close enough he can kill a person in no time. Call it a malfunction. It’s what the data dump is going to say and its some corporation that is going to underline the paragraph where they say that they are not liable for bodily injury. We live in a world of different hazards of which I make use. I kill with a curare needle that I hide in my hair or sleeve when its personal, or bounce you offside of a busy HSW, high speed highway in your self driving car. In the lane operated by large trucks.
I dislike the amiability of physical contact I like to think of my profession as non physical contact based virtual even, I am more likely to open someones jugular with a Tanto as I pass by, more often than not a complete stranger to my victims. They had never seen me and they will never seen anything again. I use that to my advantage, very few can pin a face to the name, what people have is my nick which is a world in itself if you dig into it. That cyborg that you have in custody now has gotten reset during police transport. As for my identity it is a government different governments top secret, the kind that gets people killed if they find it out.
What I did through all of GITS is saving Aramaki and Kusanagi from getting killed. People were going to fly from different parts of the world and in Japan to kill them and all of Section 6 for violating the Alpha Protocol.  A protocol that states that any member state shall not single single-handedly interfere in any shape or manner in the activities of the Nakashimura Corporation. The corporation that don’t exist and of which I am the CEO and the sitting Minister of both Interior and Foreign Affairs of Japan, not the acting one.
Aramaki wanted me brought in on charges of terrorism relating to the bombing of Panam Air Flight 233 that was carrying a high value target and his staff engaging in currency manipulations of the Yen. Which I did on government orders, I hereby decline any responsibility in that matter.
The helicopter drones that killed the people at the Austrian Foreign Ministry malfunctioned, their function was to guard that meeting not shoot at it I agree completely also not guilty it so happens that I have shares in the corporation that makes them so what. A restaurant full of politicians who didn’t like me much blew up, the documents say a gas leak in the basement, still its me law enforcement is looking at. Listen all I do is to save my skin, I have a licence to kill by the government and I use it.
It is not for you to decide how you are going to die if the government wants you killed. Especially if you work for it as an expendable asset, which all are in the government. Governments are big monsters that eat you raw when you screw up because its too much people to convince that you’re right when you’re wrong.
There was a couple of Yachts, more than a couple, I bomb Yachts pretend its a gas leak. The list of my operations is dizzying and global, so how are people going to die who have to die Mr Aramaki?
You want to feed me to coppers Mr Aramaki because basically you’re a cop and I am just doing my duty same as you so how are the two of us going to get along not well. So you retire, and he did.
Kusanagi boy did she like me and still does lovable but flawed an intelligence profile working in law enforcement. 2501 is part of me always was always will, it is an artificial intelligence which I developed, I actually coded modules and put them in free source, building blocks.
Did a lot of custom stuff on 2501 to be a fix for Kusanagi, I patched the pretty girl with some common sense. That not everything is for law enforcement or fit for public knowledge to run things smoothly. We’re still OK she understands me better and we see where we’re going with this.
I am sorry you didn’t see much of me in GITS, just that visit at the Foreign Affairs Minister’s Residence. I am also coding as the cyborg. What was I coding there it’s a long time already. I was probably stealing something, such as the source code of that pretty secretary and the secrets she knew. She was from the U.S and working at the State Department, at South East Asian Affairs. Maybe I wanted to know what she knew from her boss.
She had a peculiar manner of shaking peoples hands, she threw them to the side. I don’t know why I shook her hand, I tend to avoid body contact or looking at people that am not looking for in the eye. Am a fugitive and a thief, an assassin you know I don’t want you to remember any of me.
She was found on a busy Tokyo highway with half her body missing, identifying her as diplomatic personnel she was taken to Section 9, with her secrets. That I stole.
My kind people we need a higher perspective when approaching GITS, I kill people in tens upon tens of different countries I kill people on their vacations, am I going to tens of different jails, because Aramaki wanted to pin on me all of Nakashimura. Nakashimura’s board is composed of about 20 different intelligence agencies bosses. Are we going to tens of jails or to the ICC altogether? For what for keeping the place out of trouble?
What is it now we have to put it on paper? The government pays people to kill you if needed, if you become a threat to itself and others. Myself included am paid for that. I own shares in Nakashimura I have a separation package and a retirement bonus my living is there, do you understand my living.
There move to the side a little bit please, see you did its called being polite and I just popped the guy behind you twice at waist high, he’s not making to the hospital because my bullets are tainted. And now am going to butt you with my suppressed 6.35 mm so that you lose consciousness after catching a glimpse of maybe my profile is all. I don’t need big bullets in closed spaces and started using smaller and smaller ammo.
I am going to bed now and we will resume this latter, tell you how important the work that we’re doing is. To keep normalcy in people’s lives, to shelter them from harm.
So let us go back to that important business of keeping everyone safe, which is entrusted to security and intelligence agencies both public and secret. We have seen how these people are not only responsible for their nationals, indeed we are entitled to their protection wherever we come from. And on top of that they have to see to the safety of their citizens abroad.
And in that context you have people who are helpful and others who are not, where the real work is to weed out the problem makers that arise with each generation of different individuals, mostly politicians. Populists who think that a majority vote is a blank check to put global security at risk by pursuing agendas which are not everyone’s. There’s a war of agendas out there and personal vendettas that you have to navigate, and navigate it closely.
The other thing is organizations groups and individuals who constitute a threat to global security, activists, terrorists, armed groups, criminal gangs. Because our operations entail that global responsibility and each country should not be a harbor for undue terror and crime. There are ways around indiscriminate killings and terror to solve problems.
It’s not awkward I am saying this even if Aramaki wanted me brought in on terrorism charges, my objectives amounted for nearly all of them to be honest. I went to that restaurant where even the waiter was with them. The press was there all day long feeding on gossip from those scumbags that wanted me dead in their emails and phone conversations which I tapped. The controlled explosion looked like a gas leak 98% of the targets gone. It was, still is a military operation in my eyes.
I killed the 2% left with a cyanide injection in their hospital after that, am used to 100% completion of my tasks. They pay me for being ruthless and am good at it.
I take physical risks, everyday, and risk life behind bars if my legal cover is blown because of you, for your security. Because attempting to my life is a direct attack on both your safety and freedoms my friends. Your freedom of assembly, speech, your rights to pursue happiness away from dangers you might even not suspect I guarantee that my friend, and we’re a few. It’s a whole community which does not seek fame or recognition, rather to be as anonymous as possible to detect and neutralize threats to your daily existence on this planet.
It’s called the intelligence community and it is a well organized well structured efficient community that knows each others from special forces and the army or the navy and air force and training together at various intelligence agencies. Its friendships after that which last a lifetime. You only don’t respect those people because you do not belong there, they know and respect each others as professionals do.
Many come from the corporate world, many are also hackers and computing and telecom engineers, lots of coders as well, intelligence specialists that can decipher encrypted communications because although people are told that they are encrypted for good that is not correct and is a lie. There are no such things as secure telecoms.
People do not dislike scrutiny, they dislike undue scrutiny and they are perfectly right about that. They are relevant to an era called Windows 10, and what they don’t want out of lack of perspective is a future in which an AI is counting your teeth in front of your computer.
The future that nobody can save us from, that’s already there you’re running the finest collection of spyware that we have with Windows 10 everything spies on you there for both the CIA and the NSA as entitled by the Homeland Security Act. Which your representative voted for and that allows for monitoring information highways and wiretapping. I don’t think they even need an injunction for that.
ECHELON listens to your phone conversations globally, for keywords such as bomb and so forth. Its a lot of money shifting through your data and online life or just life in general including what you buy where you go who you know, known illnesses, see that personality test they have you fill on a job interview different governments are doing that on a massive scale with social media and even before that, profiling is a basic function of intelligence services.
This business of taking care of you requires massive amounts of cash, whole datacenters. So going into armaments with Nakashimura was the right thing to do, Nakashimura is one of the first datacenter operators in the world aside from its armaments concern. We have massive datacenters with your data in it and we’re not telling. As expressed by our mandate to protect you, we have to know what people bent on endangering others security are doing.
Extortion and rackets are a threat to any state because they constitute a important source of cash flow which nobody knows where that money is going. And the rule of the game is knowing where money goes.
Are we passing on the information? We are pooling the information, 9/11 changed everything, and global transportation, telecoms and financial or banking infrastructure became a concern to all. With the goal of identifying the threats to our collective security. The ability to board a plane and cross the Atlantic to commit a terrorist act and the ease with which it was carried through made us understand that we do need to bridge the gaps with more cooperation to keep the world an open an safe place for all and not a collection of ghettos. More cooperation was not an option it was the only solution. Anywhere in the world is a couple of hours by plane.
Our problems are not with each others, they are with those that are a threat to all of us.
And I became a star like that in intelligence services, oh what a star I was surveyed constantly and had to change residence every week because groupie agents from different services wanted to meet me by any means.Young, rich, good looking, and with a bright future, also on top of my game have been for an awful long time people who don’t like me around the world bounced, I made them so, some personally. My Muppet shows because I make them only fed into the frenzy.
I am a puppeteer have been since childhood. I make shows for my friends and also live TV shows where I animate different puppets. Of course I am not visible, its my only claim to fame, I can’t show you my face but I can show you my Muppets.
I did pursue a short career as a professional punk rock artist with a punk rock group. We visited several small clubs here and there. Where the goal was not getting famous or known. Tokyo, New York, Stockholm, Mexico D.F, we went to plenty of places, we made good money the band should have been a success and it was. It’s just the big name thing that didn’t go with it, indeed am proud to say that all five of us we’re have been always will be true punk rock artists. To the letter, we could have become big at the switch of a button.
We had the fan love and everything was okay, even if people were not allowed to bring in cameras or smartphones inside. We met them backstage like true rock stars. We enjoyed the moment. And its some of the best years that I remember. Became a rock star at several large corporations, I am also a member of the boards of different multinationals of which Sony, Kyocera and Mitsubishi Corporation, GM. Plus the banks. Its a few hours a every couple of months, sets the agenda for what we want to do.
Am grey haired now I have lived and continue to live a full life. And I hope that is the same for you, where the possibilities are limited only by your imagination and and capacity at achieving things and being who you want to be. In life we play different roles after that its maybe something in you that makes you discover that there are many useful roles that you can play in life.
And you work to achieve that as well, surgeon is a very important experience, it teaches about human suffering so that you do not take it lightly. Trauma surgeons have the capacity not to bail or faint in front of what they see to keep cool at all times to be focused on saving a life, I wanted to acquire that capacity which was not easy, hey nothing in life is.
Chapter II, Fedex Yakuza
Biking is a big part of it, and I did use superbikes to commit driveby shootings, of targets and their security in HSW systems around the world. Its a long string of them from Tokyo to New York and Mexico. Paris, Place de l’Etoile. And then I disappear by magic like in the movies no, I am an intelligence services member, my escape is already planned with a diplomatic car waiting for me a couple of blocs away. And the bike is going as well I never leave anything behind.
I use subcompacts with high velocity bullets that are Teflon coated. If its not a heavy armored glass that you have you are dying. Everyone in that car is, we’re clocking 320km per hour on a smooth ride where the nearest exit for you is death. And where bullets are going to fly through your car literally so. Your driver you, your important guest everyone is a goner. And if you’re not dead already that crash will finish you off because am leaving you without wheels.
That security which you have been taken care of as well, rounds of explosive bullets did it for them. It’s a military operation with things that are not commercially available such as explosive rounds, depleted uranium bullets, titanium tip bullets and ceramic bullets. I am also a member of different special forces and I make my own gear, which is either or metal or kevlar.
I was of course labelled a Yakuza, and I used to do delivery work for Fedex, am not saying it was a Fedex bike. Maybe it was. Anyways so Fedex Yakuza was very gratifying and revolved around hacking both Fedex and several HSW and police networks around the globe. I had them shut down traffic where I wanted and divert it to where I wanted. Usually close to an airport.
Nitro, Fedex Yakuza, Tokyo Babe, they had me leave my lifestyle that I wanted. Because of the attention. Am also your banker, used to work at Chase in New York and I had a bike, bikes are very convenient in large cities. The rest of it is armored convoys with military grade armor and helicopters to survey the area. Gunships that is correct. Am no different than the President, if anything I have more responsibilities than he has, he probably answers to his government whereas I answer to several. People think its him and am glad for that.
I stayed in Tokyo often, I feel more anonymous because its a large city I was stuck with the drifting scene, nobody knew what I was doing. My cover was courier for Fedex. Tokyo Babe is because some girlfriends. Still girlfriends.
So yes the drifting scene you can make some money there on your day offs if you’re not exhausted from work, serious money too and contacts, who mostly Yakuzas. Have you ever met Yakuza bosses, Oyabun? They’re impressive I met them soon enough, although branded by my Yakuza friends as a disloyal racer I always paid people their cash, even bailed some of them from losses. The thing was not losing too often and I had a business several Oyabun wanted to know about.
They said that I was a smart young man, and that they both wanted to give me different things to run, because trustworthiness is rare and they were sure that I would never steal anything from them. And they smiled they said they knew about all of the rest and that I could count on them as well.
Two weeks later I was received by the Emperor of Japan, I was 24.
But before that we need to go back to the world of drifting in Tokyo, and the city itself. It’s very lively to say the least and you meet everybody there. The city is extensively large Neo Tokyo is, at least 2 times the size of Tokyo in the 2020's. Its ruled by the almighty HSW, which incorporates high speed rail as well.
And its a young crowd, rich parents or having things going on for them, they’re into biking big time, they train for it. And they race, that is the part that is both fun and illegal. Very lucrative however, I had succeeded in assembling a small team of racers. And we did some serious cash. Its not only bikes its also cars.
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Where were we I am back to writing this, my aversion for getting caught also made me averse of physical contact. I dislike shaking hands or hugging or anything getting in my comfort zone. If you can touch me you may as well put me in jail. I have bodyguards and people have been routinely placated to walls and grounds. No physical contact is something I am fond of, its a costly security that won’t care how famous you are.
Contrary to most famous people my only claim to fame is in the punk rock scene where one of the stated goals is not to become famous. The rest of it a lot of board meetings at different multinationals, and meetings in general in places where few people other than senior intelligence officers have business. And I am keeping it that way, notoriety can do nothing for me, I am already famous for plenty of reasons, not all legal. I am the side of law enforcement that is frowned upon.
I play the identity game, I forge the identities that I have use for, that allow me to blend in with normal life. As just about anyone else. Normalcy is important to me, and when I see it go away am in a plane in no time. I avoid attention and trouble like the plague.
Do I meet people, I meet plenty of people, but not by chance as anyone would. I carefully know about them beforehand and why we are meeting. If we’re having fun its probably at some event that I set up where I am going to blend in as a guest, some corporate event or corporate sponsored event. I can’t go to public events, that are for the public. My world exists outside of public scrutiny.
I can also stay home for weeks at a time, mostly remote mansions, the kind of remote that makes people think. Or we want to go back to my resume maybe.
The Puppet Master That phantom hacker, right?
They think he’s an American.
Age, sex, personal history Everything about him is unknown.
Since last winter he’s been mainly active in the EC.
Internationally wanted on dozens of charges of.
stock manipulation, assassinations, spying, political engineering, special operations, cyberwarfare, spying for intelligence, conducting counter-intelligence including military and economical, weapon and weapon systems design, mercenary forces, sabotage, propaganda, counter-propaganda, counterfeiting, violation of cyber-brain privacy, regime change, hacking, ransom, racket, organized crime, commodities price manipulation, kidnapping, social engineering, phreaking, computer virus design, patent theft, intelligence tampering, proof tampering, fake indictments, financial theft, book tampering, property and intellectual property theft, blackmail
He’s ghost-hacked so many people to carry out his crimes he’s earned the code name “The Puppet Master.”
This is the first instance of him operating in this country.
The reason why I am writing this book is also to set the record straight about a very important matter. People just see that side to it, especially law enforcement as previously spearheaded by Aramaki. Me no, I am a government official, by many chances higher up than you even if you are willfully made to ignore it. It is not because you work for the government or even intelligence that we are telling you everything. And you can die for trying to discover my identity like what was going to happen to Aramaki and his whole section.
There are agreements to which different governments are party in order to be able to collaborate in intelligence services for the benefit of all. And these agreements entail that Nakashimura personnel is covered by a blanket of secrecy in order to ensure their protection. And there is a protocol in case that secrecy is breached because it jeopardizes people’s and operations safety, its called the Alpha Protocol. Ringing anyone high up at your government will not do anything for you except put you on some loonie watchlist.
It exists however and it is enforced. Also the people that you know that are high up, are sorry to say public figures. There are other more important faces the government is not showing to the press and its those that matter. Anyone would be a fool to think that something as important as a country is fully entitled to people who come and go with elections. I know, I was General at 28. Anyone of those Generals weights more than a freshly elected President.
So you have the army on top of everything else, the life that you are living is army R&R where you can have fun and even shoot some bullets but not too many. The minute you wake up to the fact that after that you have intelligence agencies and the police both national and Interpol. Those are guys that the army guys put on your back as civilians to keep the place ruly. If you are not wearing 4 stars you might as well not exist.  
You will, always have been, always will be a civilian. And you enter politics where you might become expandable, nobody is telling you that the army will snipe you in the head if you piss them off. To them you are a civilian, and they hate civilians. Those Generals are the last ones who are going to tell a freshly elected President that they will kill him if needed, but look at them President, most of them already have plenty of civilian blood on their hands.
Armed coups happen in places where the President is not careful with the army, he does something stupid such as putting the country at risk. They will kill you because of that, they will kill anyone they don’t know from the army or services. And then they will pretend some wacko did it, organize new elections put someone else there for the press, to keep repeating government policies like a parrot and not make any trouble.
They will kill you for free even take the money from some black fund. Fuck you if you play them for dummies. Half those professional killers that are good at it come from the army or special forces. And you’re swimming in the middle of all that as a civilian, an elected civilian still a civilian, always will be a civilian, I seen scores of civilians go no matter how high up for putting the army in shit, scores of them.
Aside from being averse to physical contact I have also developed a fear of airstrikes, and that is why I am also a General at the FSB, attempting on my life in that manner is equivalent to declaring war on Russia. It’s not the same fears that you have they’re different a lot of things are different. I think that my agreement with them mentioned a nuclear grade retaliation against any party responsible.
I make weapons for Russia, as well as weapons systems, nuclear warheads, submarines, planes, so surely yes the retaliation would be a nuclear strike against who’s responsible. It’s good to be open about one’s fears, fears tell a lot about someone, and you can see how my life is different from yours. Maybe that is what go you interested in me.
Maybe go back to my time in Tokyo as a courier for Fedex and a street racer with some Yakuzas, its a world in itself and its a part that I can best complete while visiting Tokyo which is not now.
This exercise of writing a book and talking about me is something new, both are new. I never put anything personal on paper and I never wrote a whole book. I put some chapters there that we are going to work to fill to the best of my recollections, because I am also amnesic.
I was young at the time, freshly graduated from the academy at 22, I flew fighter jets, and had a PhD in applied physics. My thesis was on quantum computing. I wanted to do something in my life, biking most of all and that courrier job at Fedex was just perfect same as the street racing. Then some people at the government showed up with a list of targets, mostly users of HSW and visiting foreigners. They said that they had to go for the higher interest of Japan and that my job now was to use my intelligence skills to terminate them on HSW.
I did, I killed plenty of them, in fact all of them. And I became a Colonel with the secret services. People blamed Yakuzas for these assassinations, while many others have been simply cleaned up. They came and they took everything made it look like new. Was it a Fedex bike yes just maybe people and their security have been less suspecting because of that, Fedex and other courriers from DHL and UPS were a frequent sight on the HSW and that came with high velocity bikes that had semi cockpits.
The rest of it was high velocity drive by’s using titanium tip bullets and explosive rounds, mostly in tunnels. Traffic was then diverted while secret services crews cleaned the scene. Being VIP’s they were used to empty lanes. I do not know their functions or identities, they’re bygone trackers on my GPS and its better that way.
The clubbing scene was perfect, I mean I barely seen anyone except those institute kids until I was 18, then I studied a lot until 22. It’s not that I barely seen anyone its that I had lived pretty much like a hermit. So Tokyo was like a huge ongoing 24/7 event. And it can be when you’re into biking and racing, it’s two items that are big in Tokyo.
We ended up pushing the world that Akira fed us, and Neo Tokyo was no different in the sense that it was large and extensive. It was also much more policed than the apocalyptic world you see in Akira. The police turned a blind eye to races quite often. For the very reason that HSW was so big that it was impossible to stop all those races from taking place, there was races and racing teams in almost each district of Neo Tokyo.
I lay there in the murky underworld of the drifting scene of Toyko, on the scope of the police because of my Yakuza acquaintances, and secret services offered me a blank check to make millions of yens in between the cover for my racing business and the hit money. I became rich, had a loft with a private lift in Shibuya. Things were going too well, and then it became clear that I had to bail out because of all the attention.
I found out in the couple of years where I was learning the scene that the scene was also learning me, which is no good in my line of business because I am a also secret agent. Its a question of temperament as well I dislike being spied upon so I never put myself in that position, it is not a rumor I do fly stratospheric jets and pretty much nobody knows where they are going.
Chapter III, Help me am Amnesic
I puppetize people I do that, it’s not for nothing that they call me the Puppet Master, I puppetized Aramaki maybe he’s reading this, and I did it with style his only way out was a resignation letter and I forced him into that way out.
Its is a lot of invisible strings in what we do, call them duty or loyalty, friendships, debts, ambition, greed. Or simply being human where we have both needs expressed or not and cravings, there are things you can fail at such as being attentive. 99% of what I do is preparation and 1% of it is distracting you. Its seldom that people are 100% attentive and that margin can get them robbed of sensitive information, kidnapped because they are an intelligence asset or killed.
Of course we all expect certain outcomes from relationships. I am pretty frugal in that regard, I expect anonymity, I live in a world where it does no good to me to be known. You are more likely to meet me in cyberspace, or as a cyborg. Meeting me in person is difficult, its not any day soon that I am letting you know who I am. Or where I am staying, or what I do. All of that is classified.
I would like to go back to my resume and answer for different things which while I am amnesic I still know how different things are useful to me, my memory is selective I keep important things somewhere and flush the rest on a regular basis. We might differ in the sense that your memories can become faint or remote, while mine except for what I am keeping become non existent. Such as the specifics of operations, makes me very useful.
Stock manipulation, I manipulate stocks for different funds, competing corporations and governments. The targets are set to fail because they either have some competitive advantage that is too big for them or they are hurting someones interest or simply because of speculation. I can’t name these corporations there is surely a lot of them. They have in common that I made their stock go higher waiting for the bad news that were coming with the quarterly, or simply become worthless due to series of planned incidents, some with huge liabilities, mostly through hacking.
Assassinations, we have seen that part, I am a professional assassin like others are dentists or shrinks. Everyone is fully capable of killing under emotion, even if you are small physically you can still do it, pleading temporary insanity often works if you do not have a criminal record. Its killing without emotion that sets the professional assassin from plain murderers. 
I do not know personally any of my targets, I used to when I got started in this business, I had to wipe my plate off people who knew me personally. I harbor no grief or anger against most of them, because emotions are not my business. 
There is no comfort zone, a body is about to be impacted by a pair of two high velocity projectiles, called bullets, meant to kill not socialize. The body after that, is disposed off at the morgue in a bag that hopefully am not seeing pictured in a court of law. And chances are that I won’t even remember it in a couple of months. Maybe even sooner. 
Political engineering, I do Oracle and Windows support late at night, I usually know of security holes beforehand and I am myself part of several it security groups, mostly watching for malware and viruses trends. To say that manipulating your election data will not be too much of an issue, electronic ballot boxes fancy unbreakable at the source and are careless where and how that data is later stored and so on and so forth. Social media allows for influencing people in a variety of ways on top of which you have plain fake news that are however going to make an impression before they are debunked. But actually my role starts much sooner, we have a commission that picks candidates and grooms them into political careers to implement our different agendas. 
assassinations, spying, political engineering, special operations, cyberwarfare, spying for intelligence, conducting counter-intelligence including military and economical, weapon and weapon systems design, mercenary forces, sabotage, propaganda, counter-propaganda, counterfeiting, targeted terrorism, violation of cyber-brain privacy, regime change, hacking, ransom, racket, organized crime, commodities price manipulation, kidnapping, social engineering, phreaking, computer virus design, patent theft, intelligence tampering, proof tampering, fake indictments, financial theft, book tampering, property and intellectual property theft, blackmail
Chapter I, Hello my name is Chapter II, Fedex Yakuza Chapter III, Help me am Amnesic Chapter IV, Random Access Memories Chapter V, Unflinching Chapter VI, Maybe you maybe me Chapter VII, A Handful of Murders Chapter VIII, WANTED Chapter IX, Beating The Odds Chapter X, I Lose you Lose Chapter XI, Nakashimura Chapter XII, Crazy Otaku
The crazy Otaku that started tracking me online and spying on me physically, the only one good enough to have found me out. Followed me everywhere hacked into airline booking systems.
Chapter XIII, Unhelpful Circumstances
Someone high ranking in Germany was terminated due to, but not solely. It became a state affair.
Chapter  XIV, Predictive Dialer Chapter XV, Confessions of an Online Killer Chapter XVI, The World at Large Chapter XVII, Means to an end
Newscorp
Chapter XVIII,  The Future We’re Building Chapter XIX,  Yes and? Chapter XX, The Number You have Dialed Chapter XXI, Section 6 Chapter XXII, Section 9 Chapter XXIII, AI and the Digital World Chapter XXIV,  Credits, kudos Chapter XXV, Prologue
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1. Hello boys and girls we’re back with more TPM stuff, so its not a meager task but same as with anything creative writing oriented it leads you where it leads you I guess. We have tried however to give some scope and depth to this story and we have 25 Chapters in total. The first one looks almost done, redaction began on Wednesday 08/21/2019 and we’re the day after.
2. Are we going to repackage everything we have wrote on the subject so far in this blog, absolutely. Its all there under #GITS #TPM #the puppet master and #project2501
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How Frontend Developers Can Help To Bridge The Gap Between Designers And Developers
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Within the last nine years, almost every designer I used to work with carried their frustration to me about them often having to spend days giving feedback to developers to correct spacings, typeface sizes, visual as well as layout facets that is as simple as not been implemented correctly. This often lead to weakening the trust between decorators and developers, and caused unmotivated designers along with a bad atmosphere among the two disciplines.
A lot of days developers still seem to have the bad reputation of being overly technical and ignorant when it comes to being considerate about details the design team came up with. According to an article by Andy Budd, “ […] a lot of developers are in the same position about design — they just don’t realize it.” In reality though( as Paul Boag points out ), “developers[ need to] build design decisions all the time.”
In this article, I’ll offer practical phases of advice for frontend developers to avoid frustration and increase productivity when working with their creative counterpart.
Looking Through The Eyes Of A Designer
Let’s for one moment imagine you were a designer and expended the last weeks — if not months — to work out a design for a website. You and your teammates went through multiple internal revisions as well as client presentations, and set a solid endeavour into fine-tuning visual details such as white space, typeface styles, and sizes.( In a responsive epoch — for multiple screen sizes, of course .) The designs have been approved by the client and were handed off to the developers. You feel relieved and happy.
A few weeks later, you receive an email from your developer that says :P TAGEND
“Staging site is set up. Here’s the link. Can you please QA? ”
In a thrill of anticipation, you open that staging link and after scrolling through some of the pages, you notice that the site appears a little off. Spacings are not even close to what your design suggested and you notice some kinks in the layout: incorrect font faces and colors as well as incorrect interactions and hover states. Your excitement starts to slowly fade and turn into a feeling of frustration. You can’t help but ask yourself, “How could that have happened? ”
The Search For Reasons
Maybe there were just a lot of unfortunate misunderstandings in the communication between the designers and developers. Nevertheless, you continue asking yourself :P TAGEND
What did the the handover of designs look like? Were there just some PDFs, Photoshop or Sketch files shared via e-mail with some comments, or was there an actual handover meeting in which various aspects such as a possible design system, typography, responsive behavior, interactions and animations were discussed? Did interactive or motion prototypes that help to visualize certain interactions exist? Was a listing of important aspects with defined levels of priority generated? How many conversations took place — with both decorators and developers in the same room together?
Since communication and handover are two very important key points, let’s take a closer look at each.
Communication Is Key
Designers and developers, please talk to each other. Talk a lot. The earlier on in the project and the most often, the most wonderful. If possible, review design work in progress together early in the project( and regularly) in order to constantly evaluate feasibility and get cross-disciplinary input. Designers and developers naturally both focus on different aspects of the same part and therefore insure things from different slants and perspectives.
Checking in early on lets developers become familiarized with the project so they can start researching and planning ahead on technical terms and bring in their notions on how to perhaps optimize features. Having frequent check-ins also brings the team together on a personal and social level, and you learn how to approach each other to communicate effectively.
The Handover From Design To Development
Unless an organization follows a genuinely agile workflow, an initial handover of design comps and assets( from the design team to the developers) will likely happen at some phase in a project. This handover — if done thoroughly — can be a solid foundation of knowledge and agreements between both sides. Therefore, it is very important to not to rush through it and scheme some extra time.
Ask a lot of questions and talk through every requirement, page, component, feature, interaction, animation, anything — and take notes. If things are unclear, ask for clarification. For example, when working with external or contract-based squads, both designers and developers can sign off the notes taken as official documents of mutual agreement for future reference.
Flat and static design comps are good for showing graphical and layout aspects of a website but plainly absence the proper representation of interactions and animations. Asking for prototypes or running demos of complex animations will create a clearer vision of what needs to be built for everyone involved.
Nowadays, there’s is a wide range of prototyping tools available that designers can utilize to mockup flows and interactions in different levels of fidelity. Javier Cuello explains how to choose the right prototyping tool for your project in one of his comprehensive articles.
Every project is unique, and so are its requirements. Due to these requirements , not all conceptualized features can always be built. Often the available time and resources to build something can be a limiting factor. Furthermore, constraints can come from technological requirements such as feasibility, accessibility, performance, usability and cross-browser support, economic requirements like budget and license fees or personal constraints like the skill level and availability of developers.
So, what if these constraints cause conflicts between designers and developers?
Finding Compromises And Building Shared Knowledge
In order to successfully ship a project on time and gratify all defined requirements, observing compromises between the two disciplines is mostly inevitable. Developers need to learn to speak to designers in non-technical terms when they explain reasons why things need alters or can’t be built in a specific situation.
Instead of just saying, “Sorry, we can’t build this, ” developers should try to give an explanation that is understandable for decorators and — in the best case — prepare suggestions for an alternative solution that works within the known constraints. Backing your point with statistics, research, or articles, can help to emphasize your debate. Also, if timing is an issue, perhaps the implementation of some time-consuming proportions can be moved to a later phase of the project?
Even though it is not always possible, having decorators and developers sit next to each other can abbreviate feedback loops-the-loops and make it easier setting out a compromised answer. Adapting and prototyping can be done directly through coding and optimizing with DevTools open.
Show your fellow designers how to use DevTools in a browser so that they can alter basic information and preview small changes in their browser( e.g. paddings, margins, font sizes, class names) on the fly.
If the project and team structure allow it, building and prototyping in the browser as soon as possible can give everyone involved a better understanding of the responsive behaviour and can help eliminate bugs and errors in the early stage of the project.
The longer decorators and developers work together, the better decorators will understand what is easier and what is more difficult for the developers to build. Over time, they can eventually refer to answers that have worked for both sides in the past :P TAGEND
“We’ve utilized that solution to find a compromise in Project A. Can we use it for this project as well? ”
This also assists developers get a better sense of what details the designers are very specific about and what visual aspects are important to them.
Decorators Expect The Frontend To Look( And Function) Like Their Design
The Design File Vs. Browser Comparison
A helpful technique to prevent designers from frustration is to make a simple left-right comparison between the design file you got handed over and what your current state of developing looks like. This might sound trivial, but as a developer, you have to take care of so many things that need to function under the hood that you might have missed some visual details. If you insure some noticeable discrepancies, simply correct them.
Think of it this style: Every detail in your implementation that seems precisely as it was designed saves both you and the designer valuable time and headaches, and fosters trust. Not everyone might have the same level of attention to detail, but in order to train your eye to notification visual differences, a quick round of Can’t Unsee might be a good help.
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This nostalgically reminds me of a game we used to play a long time ago called “Find it”. You got to find differences by comparing two apparently similar images in order to score points.
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Still, you may be thinking :P TAGEND
“What if there simply is no noticeable system of typeface sizes and spacings in the specific characteristics? ”
Well, good point! Experience has shown me that it can help to start a dialogue with the designer( s) by asking for clarification rather than radically starting to change things on your own and creating unwanted surprises for the designer( s) later.
Learn Basic Typographic And Design Rules
As Oliver Reichenstein states in one of his articles, 95% of the information on the web is written language. Therefore, typography plays a vital role not only in web design but also in development. Understanding basic terms and concepts of typography can help you communicate more effectively with decorators, and will also induce you more versatile as a developer. I recommend reading Oliver’s article as he elaborates the importance of typography on the web and explains words such as micro- and macro-typography.
In the “Reference Guide For Typography In Mobile Web Design”, Suzanne Scacca thoroughly encompasses typography nomenclature such as typeface, typeface, size, weight, kerning, resulting and tracking as well as the role of typography in modern web design.
If you would like to further expand your typographical horizon, Matthew Butterick’s book “Butterick’s Practical Typography” might be worth reading. It also provides a summary of key regulations of typography.
One thing I procured particularly useful in responsive web design is that one should aim for an average line duration( characters per line) of 45 to 90 characters since shorter lines are more comfortable to read than longer lines.
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Should Developers Design?
There has been a lot of discussion whether designers should learn to code, and you may be asking yourself the same question the other way around. I believe that one can hardly excel in both disciplines, and that’s entirely fine.
Rachel Andrew nicely outlines in her article “Working Together: How Designers And Developers Can Communicate To Create Better Projects” that in order to collaborate more effectively, we all need to learn something of the language, abilities, and priorities of our teammates so that we can create a shared speech and overlapping areas of expertise.
One way to become more knowledgable in the field of design is an online course known as “Design for Developers” that is offered by Sarah Drasner in which she talks about basic layout principles and color theory — two fundamental areas in web design.
“The more you learn outside of your own discipline, is actually better for you […] as a developer.” — Sarah Drasner
The Visual Center
By collaborating with designers, I learned the difference between the mathematical and visual center. When we want to draw the reader’s attention to a certain element, our eye’s natural focal point lies just slightly above the mathematical center of the page.
We can apply this concept, for example, to stance modals or any kinds of overlays. This technique helps us to naturally get the user’s attention and builds the specific characteristics appear more balanced :P TAGEND
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We’re All In This Together
In fast-paced and not-so-agile agency surroundings with tight deadlines, developers are often asked to implement fully functional responsive frontends based on a mobile and desktop mockup. This inevitably forces the developer to take design decisions throughout the process. Questions such as, “At what thicknes will we lessening the font size of headlines? ” or “When should we switch our three-column layout to a single column? ” may arise.
Also, in the heat of the moment, it may happen that details like error nations , notifications, loading countries, modals or styles of 404 pages simply fall through the fissures. In such situations, it’s easy to start finger-pointing and blaming the people who should have thought about this earlier on. Ideally, developers shouldn’t ever be put in such a situation, but what if that’s the instance?
When I listened to Ueno’s founder and CEO, Haraldur Thorleifsson, speak at a conference in San Francisco in 2018, he presented two of their core values :P TAGEND
“Nothing here is someone else’s problem.”
“We pick up the trash we didn’t put down.”
What if more developers proactively start mocking-up the above-mentioned missing components as good as they can in the first place, and then refine together with the designer sitting next to them? Websites live in the browser, so why not utilize it to build and refine?
While winging missing or forgotten parts might not always be ideal, I’ve learned in my past experiences that it has always helped us to move forward faster and eliminate faults on the fly — as a team.
Of course, this does not mean that decorators should be overruled in the process. It means that developers should try to respectfully meet designers halfway by showing initiative in problem-solving. Besides that, I as a developer was valued route more by the team simply for caring and taking on responsibility.
Building Trust Between Designers And Developers
Having a trustful and positive relationship between the creative and tech squad can strongly increase productivity and outcome of work. So what can we, as developers, do to increase trust between the two disciplines? Here are a few suggestions :P TAGEND
Show an eye for details.Building things precisely as they were designed will show the designers that you care and put a big smile on their faces. Communicate with respect.We’re all human beings in a professional environment striving for the best possible outcome. Showing respect for each other’s discipline should be the basis for all communication. Check in early on and regularly.Involving developers from the start can help to eliminate faults early on. Through frequent communication, team members can develop a shared speech and better understanding of each other’s positions. Make yourself available.Having at least an optional 30 -minute window a day when decorators can discuss ideas with developers can give designers a feeling of being supported. This also gives developers the opportunity to explain complex technological things in words that not-so-technical people can understand better.
The Result: A Win-Win Situation
Having to spend less time in QA through effective communication and a proper handover of designs devotes both the creative and dev team more time to focus on building actual things and less headaches. It ultimately makes a better atmosphere and builds trust between decorators and developers. The voice of frontend developers that show interest and knowledge in some design-related fields will be heard more in design meetings.
Proactively contributing to finding a compromise between designers and developers and problem-solving as a developer can give you a broader sense of ownership and involvement with the whole project. Even in today’s booming creative industry, it’s not easy to find developers who — besides their technical skillset — care about and have an eye for visual details. This is also available your opportunity to help bridge the gap in your team.
Related Resources
“How To Choose The Right Prototyping Tool, ” Javier Cuello “A Reference Guide For Typography In Mobile Web Design, ” Suzanne Scacca “Butterick’s Practical Typograhy, ” Matthew Butterick “Working Together: How Decorators And Developers Can Communicate To Create Better Projects, ” Rachel Andrew “Design For Developers, ” Sarah Drasner, Frontend Masters “Web Design is 95% Typography, ” Oliver Reichenstein “Can’t Unsee, ” A browser quiz to train your sense of recognizing visual details.
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Chapter 9
They finished the remainder of their meals, and Mei retreated to the back of the van for a round of baby wipes and fresh clothes without grease or bloodstains. The junkers had no such qualms and lazed about with the effects of the battle still evident all over them, the freshly-healed wounds still raw and red upon their flesh.
When she had cleaned up and returned to the campfire, Roadhog was gone. She glanced about, and finally saw the silhouette of his figure further down the canyon, tinkering with his motorcycle. “Oh no, did you tell Roadhog to leave again?”
“Wasn’t me this time, mate, swear it. Just left on his own. He does that. Says it’s the only time he gets any peace around me. But!” He gestured to the blanket next to him, the firelight illuminating his features eerily and really doing nothing to help his cause. “Figured you still might want to talk. We never got around to talkin’, last time.”
She scrunched her nose in hesitation, but quickly relented. With a nod, she slipped forward and settled down next to him, and didn’t protest when he went to drape his arm around her like before. “I suppose we never did finish our talk from before,” she said.
“Too roight. How you feeling, darl?”
“A little rough, to be honest. It’s been a while since I’ve been shot. I really shouldn’t complain, though, I’m very sorry for how you must be feeling after all that.”
“Me? Aw, this is nothing, I’ve had worse. Nothing keeps Jamison Fawkes down for long!” He thrust a finger into the air, then winced slightly and drew his arm back down. “Might take it easy for a bit, though. Still can’t get the taste of that ol’ drongo’s blood out of me mouth. Luckily, I came prepared.” He spat into the dirt before unlatching his flask of tea, taking a gulp before offering her a taste.
Just as before, she accepted and took a swig. Apparently today’s flavor was strawberry. “Oh, I love strawberry.”
“I know.”
“Do you have any more?”
“Oh-ho-ho, do I! See, I told Roadie that tea heist was worth the trouble, but the old blubberknuckle never wants any. Come on, let’s see what I got!” He sat up and scampered back towards to the van, returning with his own rucksack full of personal supplies. Within moments he had a pot of water boiling above their little campfire, and Mei watched with interest as he led her step by step on how he made his outback teas. It was really quite involved, and she was surprised at just how precise and delicate he could be with all his measurements, even if his measurement system consisted of an old tin measuring cup and he could only explain things not in numbers but ‘just above the dent here’ or ‘before it gets up to knuckle height here’. Apparently much trial and error had gone into his processes, but he remembered, tried again, and perfected. It was honestly fascinating to watch him work, dumping in flavor powders and sugar and measuring out the dried tapioca orbs and condensed milk levels.
She could easily imagine him doing much the same with his makeshift explosives, measuring gunpowder instead of sugar, twisting and fiddling with charges instead of flavored powders. And he had done this all with little to no education. He may have been crazy, but he also was crazy smart, in his own way. She knew of scientists and college-educated scholars who couldn’t work with chemicals the way he did. It made her wonder what he might have been capable of if he had the correct opportunities.
Moments later, she found herself holding a tin cup full of more strawberry boba tea, and Junkrat sitting back beside her with his own flask, other arm draped about her shoulders.
“And that’s why you -never- mix up your blue jars and your yellow jars, you end up with gunpowder black boba, and it don’t taste as good as you’d think it would!” he finished, apparently having rambled on with some story or other while Mei’s mind had wandered.
She glanced about before giving him a little grin. “I have an idea for it,” she said, before reaching to where her cryo-liquid canister and gun lay nearby. She twisted one of the release knobs, took aim with her gun, and with two little puffs of ice, their tea was nicely chilled as she passed it back to her companion. “It’s not really wasting ammo if it’s for an important cause,” she remarked slyly, a little thrilled with even the most benign naughtiness.
He grinned back at her, clinking his flask to her cup before pulling her back into his embrace and drinking deep. It was surprisingly nice to simply be relaxing with him; with Junkrat, of all people, something she never would have expected herself to be doing several weeks ago. Perhaps it was simply from bonding over several life or death situations by now, or seeing how much more easily he fit into his natural home than he ever had back at base, or just from simply spending time with him that didn’t involve exasperated sighs or patiently counting down until he would go away. She was almost getting…well, fond…of him. Of Junkrat. Jamison Fawkes.
“Mei? Mei! Oi, you’re dazey tonight, your head all right? Need to get another biotic pack?”
“No! I’m sorry, no. I’m fine, really, just have a lot on my mind. There’s been so much that’s happened since I arrived. It seems like every day something strange happens. Is it really always like this?”
“Nah, love. Maybe it’s just luck, but most days are usually spent driving or traveling, avoiding other junkers or trying to beat them to a score, and real long periods of nothing. You just seem to be getting all the exciting stuff, lucky you! This is way better than doing nothing! The real Aussie experience!”
She gave a little groan of disagreement. “My ribs think differently, thanks.”
“Thought your lil’ icicle move took care of that?”
“It does, to an extent. It basically cauterizes, but it certainly doesn’t mean it’s pleasant. And I don’t…really like doing it…”
“That why you always look weird when you come out of it?”
She furrowed her brows at him. “What do you mean, that I look weird?”
“I dunno. Not bad! You never look bad. But you got this look on your face when you come out. You look scared.”
“I don’t like to use the cryo-freeze until there’s no other option. And even then, I can only last for a few seconds before I need to get out. I know Winston and I designed it for longer capabilities but…I just can’t do it. I count the seconds until I can break it.” Mei looked down, feeling somewhat uncomfortable even speaking about it. “It’s a shame, I can’t use it like it’s supposed to be used but…I just can’t do it. Not after everything that happened.”
“Yeah, heard you was on ice for a while in the Antarctic. Brrrrr, I get cold just thinking about it! How long were you chilling out, anyway?”
“How old do you think I am?”
“That a trick question? This one of those things where I’m not supposed to ask a lady’s age because it’s rude and Ana will cuff my ear again?” Junkrat grumbled to himself, lifting a gloved hand to the side of his head and rubbing it as if trying to soothe a painful old memory. “That was my favorite ear, too. I swear it was all red for weeks.”
“No, really. How old?”
“Okay, I mighta peeked at your file. I was gonna find your birthday and then get you something real good, I mean ‘blow your socks off!’ kind of good. Maybe literally! Uh, hold on, you were in your thirties I think? A few years older ‘n me, so what? Not a problem, what good blue-blooded bloke doesn’t admire an older woman.” He wiggled his thick brows pointedly.
“I know my file says I’m 31. In a way, I’m 31. I mean, I feel 31 but, technically…”
“Huh?”
She coughed lightly. “I’m closer to 42.”
Junkrat’s eyes bulged, head tilting his head this way and that, and she could practically hear his mind buzzing as he processed that bit of information. He sputtered, for once seeming at a loss for words, then seemed to regain his senses and held up a finger pointedly. “42! Roight! Uh. Well! What…good blue-blooded bloke doesn’t admire an older woman?” he tried again. “Hooly dooly, that’s near on Roadie’s age. You don’t act like it. Or look like it. I mean, not that not acting or looking like Ol’ Pigface is a bad thing…”
She shrugged helplessly. “But in a way I’m still 31. But I was in that cryostasis pod for just over a decade. Isn’t that hard to imagine? Ten years going by while you’re asleep? But we never meant it to last that long. We thought we’d just be under for a few weeks, a few months, maybe. But then everything malfunctioned and even though I was preserved, ten years of my life went by and my body’s cells were still aging. Nobody would know it just by looking at me. But ten years of my life are gone, and I never knew them.”
“What’s that mean for you?”
“It means I’m over 41 years old, with the look and mind and everything else like I’m 31. But still, I’m 41. Because I lost a decade. Even if I live to be very old, I’ll die ten years before I should. I try not to think about it. I get very sad about everything if I think about it too much.”
“Yeah. You know, sometimes I think that too. Think I’ll survive long enough for the radiation n’ everything else to get me? Junkers don’t live real long, and if I start thinking of it, get this real bad feel in the bottom of my gut, like I drank a bad boba or something, but worse. Makes what’s left of me arm and leg bits hurt too, real strange. So I decided ‘to hell with it!’ and don’t much think of it at all. I like to focus on building or testing instead, put out a few good kabooms! Always brightens my day!” He offered her a lopsided smile, gold tooth gleaming.
“Is that why you don’t seem to care about all the danger you put yourself into? You don’t care? Do you want to die?”
“Tch! Of course not! That’s mad!”
“But it’s mad to be throwing bombs around and working with explosives and I mean, I’ve seen you fall asleep on top of one of your mines before. Any one of those could kill you.”
“Yeah, then I’d be dead, wouldn’t I? S’like, the big finality. Won’t have to worry about anything then, I guess. Besides, won’t be so bad if I die younger. It’s real likely I’ll die before the radiation withers or cold fevers can really hit me. Ooo, darl, I’ve seen what it does to you. Spooks me, the thought of living that old.” He let an exaggerated shudder run through him.
Mei sat up and gave him a hard look, dark eyes meeting gold. After a moment she merely shook her head and leaned back against him. “I don’t think I really understand you, a lot of the time. I’m scared to die young and you’re scared to die old? Do you think that means anything?”
“It’s funny, ain’t it? It’s all right, love, we don’t gotta agree on all the finer bits. Fuck knows it’s not up to us in the end. But…” He pecked his lips to the top of her head before resting his chin atop her. “Suppose I can try to stick around a bit longer since you need me for all these missions and whatnot, you know, keep an eye out for you. Let it never be said that Jamison Fawkes struck out early when Miss Mei still needed him! We got a lot to finish!”
She paused, trying to think of something that might lighten the mood, turn the conversation away from lost years and the impending death of the both of them. So she pondered his words for a moment, biting her lip, before commenting quietly, “Don’t worry. I’d never suggest that you finish early.”
Junkrat froze before grasping her by the shoulder, eyes wide as he pulled her back to look at her. “Did you just make a dirty joke?”
“Wha-no! No! Maybe! I just…I overheard McCree make a joke one time about-you know!” She buried her face in both palms.
“You did! You just said a sex joke! Blimey! I never thought I’d be alive for the day! Forget everything I said. I can die happy. I’m dyin’ right now.” He immediately flopped over onto her, letting his wiry form go limp across her as she struggled from the sudden weight. “Ya killed me, Mei. I’m dead.”
“ Wǒde mā ya! Get off, you’re heavy! You’ll be dead if you don’t get-…WAA!” She shoved against his chest, and and he immediately redoubled his efforts to drape over her.
“Making filthy sex jokes and threatening to kill me? I knew us junkers would be a real bad influence on ya.”
She gave up against the pressing weight of him. How did he manage to be both gigantic and scrawny at the same time? With an oomph, she collapsed onto her back onto the blanket with a little wince as her ribs protested, and Junkrat landed backward, sprawled across her stomach with his fists risen into the air in triumph. He twisted slightly, then finally lifted himself on one arm to loom over her, his eyes seeming to literally glow in the shadow from the firelight.
They were so close together. It had just been him teasing her, of course, the way he always teased her, combined with his simple inability to recognize personal boundaries. And she’d let it happen. She really should bring it to a stop; try to force him off her again, or tell him he smelled and shove him away, or scold him for possibly re-opening their injuries. She started to do just that, inhaling, but found she was merely holding her breath and saying nothing.
Mei stared up at him, mouth going unexpectedly dry. She just needed a moment, that was all. Her blood was singing because of simple adrenaline, the remainders of the a tough day and their impromptu wrestling match. Her arms were starting to wrap around him just in retaliation, to try and ready herself against his play, and the reason her fingernails were starting to scrape lightly at his flesh was because…she couldn’t think of an excuse for that one, nor one for why her other arm shifted up around his shoulders and her hand brushed the coarse sandy-blond locks of his hair.
He made a little desperate noise in his throat as he pulled himself half atop her, hands planting on either side of her shoulders. Something had changed between them. His eyes were dilated black rimmed with gold, and there was tension in his stance. After a moment she realized he was waiting on her, waiting for that scolding or for her to reject him yet again. When that rejection did not come, his eyes widened down at her, drinking in the way she looked with her arms looped around him, a black smear on one side of the her face that did nothing to conceal the charming flush of her cheeks, her hair tousled and messy on the blanket below, and how dark her eyes were, drawing him in…
There was a pause, the length of a heartbeat as they looked at one another, before his head dipped suddenly and his rough lips covered hers.
It had been years. Technically, it had been decades, though she had slept most of them away and could not remember them. The last person she had been with had been a member from another eco-point she had been visiting in Greenland. He had been blue-eyed and soft spoken and respectful, and they had taken refuge under a thick blanket together, enjoying each others’ warmth because it had been so cold out.
It was nothing like now. Now she was sweating in a desert, being kissed by a man who couldn’t be more different from her if he tried. He was as warped and strange as the land he came from, towering in height, his back hunched just to be able to reach her. He was lean with sinew and muscle and his body peppered with scars from a lifetime of hunger and bloodshed. She drew in a breath, and he smelled like sunlight and gasoline and smoke and it nearly choked her. Those strange amber golden eyes stared pleadingly into hers as he tried to kiss her again, his searing lips landing on her half-open ones. Hot breath exhaled across her face.
Another kiss. And then another. But when she still didn’t seem to react, his scorched brows furrowed and his expression was crestfallen, an apology choked in his skinny throat as he tried to untangle himself from her and draw away, gaze downcast.
He found he could not. Her fingers had latched themselves into the thin meat of his back, slowly curling against him and holding him there. He blinked and looked back to her, confusion and the beginnings of hope written on his features.
Mei swallowed audibly, and her voice came out as an embarrassing squeak before managing to whisper, “No, sorry. I just…didn’t expect…It was fast.”
His unique grin returned, though he still seemed unsure of where they stood. “S’pose I’m a pretty unexpected sort. Uh…mighta got carried away?”
To assure him otherwise, she tightened her grip around him and leaned upward, pressing her lips back to his. Junkrat’s expression melted into pure happiness, eyes drifting half closed as he positioned himself back over her and readily kissed her back. He was an enthusiastic kisser, as enthusiastic as he was with everything he did, and threw himself into it headlong. His head tilted to the side, lips still locked as he urged his kisses deeper, trying to taste her as his tongue slipped forward against hers. She was more shy, and her tongue darted back until several more kisses and a low moan reassured her, her mouth finally opening to his.
She wasn’t sure how long it went on. Time had simply stopped mattering to her fogged senses. There was nothing but the feel of lips and hands, one warm flesh and the other cold metal. She could have easily lost herself further, let herself be drawn in by the scent of smoke and the promise of more heat and more pleasure. His breath was getting faster, nearly panting, and even that was nearly drowned out by the way her heart pounded almost painfully against her ribs. She wanted nothing more than to draw him closer, lose herself in that heat and become part of it, and burn with it. She was only dimly aware of his long fingers slipping into the bottom of her shirt, slithering upward through the fabric, towards the swell of her chest…
She gasped against his lips, “Wait.”
He paused immediately, eyes opening with a questioning look. “Hnn? S’wrong?”
She reached down to still his seeking hand, starting to pull it from her shirt. “Jamie…I can’t.”
“Wot?”
“Not yet,” she answered gently, and tried to soothe him with another kiss to his chin.
He wasn’t the sort to ever hide how he was feeling, and made no effort to conceal the disappointment written on his features. He cleared his throat a little, nodding furiously as he pulled himself off her. “Gotcha. Okay. Did I do it wrong?”
She shook her head quickly, sitting up. “No, no, it was…it was nice. Really nice. I just think it shouldn’t be too fast. Roadhog might come back any second, and my ribs still ache a lot and you’re still hurt, and just, it’s been a while for me and I just…I suppose I need a bit of time. But nothing was wrong, please don’t think that.”
He looked somewhat relieved but still unhappy, managing a grin that was clearly half-hearted. “Roight. Well, don’t want to freak you out or nothing. And I guess I’m still not in tip-top shape…was really making me feel better, though. You liked it though? Really? Know I did.”
“I did too.” She glanced out at the rapidly darkening shadows beyond the fire before leaning to whisper in his ear, “A lot.”
His scrawny chest puffed out at that, clearly pleased with himself. “Well, guess we can put a pin in it until next time.”
“Thank you for understanding.”
“’Course!”
She gave his hand a little squeeze before pulling herself upright, dusting the sand from her rear. “I’m going to go get things ready for bed.”
He nodded. “Yeah, sure. I’m uh…gonna go do some things. Be back in a tick.”
She offered him a smile, his favorite kind. It was slow and genuine and made dimples just below the apples of her plump cheeks, her eyebrows perking just slightly above the crease of her eyes. It was very different from his own grin, with wide stretched lips and bared teeth that was more snarl than smile. Her smile was beautiful. He offered her a little wave, fingers wiggling before she turned and vanished into the back of the van.
“Fuck!” he gasped, though the expletive sounded more frustrated than angry. He leapt upright, the joint of his peg leg audibly squeaking, before hurriedly going to lope off beyond the dim light of the tiny fire, out into the shadows of the gully.
He passed by Roadhog, who was sitting by his motorcycle with a tiny booklight, reading quietly and guarding the entrance to their camp. Junkrat snorted and lifted his head, skulking past him and trying not to call too much attention to the severely noticeable and nearly painful tent at the front of his shorts. Roadhog didn’t even look up, but as he passed by, the larger man shifted slightly in his seat and rumbled a low, “Hope you’re being careful.”
Junkrat whirled upon him. “Oi, piss right off, wanker.”
Roadhog snorted a chuckle. “I don’t think I’m the wanker here.”
“S’fuckin’ crude, mate, that’s what that is. I’ll have you know, we had a brilliant time! I hit all the bases! First all the way through fourth!”
“There’s no such thing as fourth base.”
“Oh, there is! But I’m not gonna tell you shit about it, because she wants a proper gent, and I’m a proper gent, and proper gents don’t kiss and tell! Uh…I’m just gonna…go take care of some things real quick. Got some business.” He skipped a step and then turned and practically dashed out into the dark, desperate for a bit of private time.
“Don’t hurt yourself,” Roadhog advised, turning another page of his novel.
“Fuck off!”
Night had long since fallen but Mei, once again, found herself laying awake in her sleeping bag inside the van. She tried turning this way and that, tried sleeping on top of it, tried wadding up her hoodie for more of a pillow, but nothing seemed to help. Her ribs ached fiercely and her mind played the events of the day over and over again; the trouble back at Lucky's Station, the massacre in the canyon, their conversation about the time they'd never get back. Most of all it played that kiss. Or, kisses, plural. It wasn’t regret, not really. It had been warm and sincere and she kept wondering what would have happened if she’d not said to wait. Well, she knew exactly what would have happened, Jamison wasn’t exactly shy about that. And she really did need the time to think things through. Think about what all this meant…
For the past hour she had sat and listened to the hushed voices of the junkers outside, and by the sounds of it, they were starting to turn in as well as she heard the rustle of bed rolls. She rolled over to stare at the dull, torn-apart ceiling of the van for several minutes more before coming to a decision. She pulled her leggings back on, rolled up her sleeping bag, and rolled open the door.
The lantern immediately switched on outside, Junkrat blinking at her as she climbed down. “Mei? Somethin’ wrong?”
She looked over at him. He had already removed his prosthetics, the stump of his arm cut off just below the elbow and a suspiciously flat area beneath the blanket where his leg should have been. She shook her head quickly, lifting up the messily-rolled lump of sleeping bag in both arms. “No, no, I’m fine. It’s just not very comfortable in there. I thought maybe I’d try sleeping out here?” She glanced over at Roadhog, who was little more than an unmoving mountain atop his own bedroll, his back turned to her and offering no response. “If that won’t disturb anyone? I don’t want to be a bother.”
Junkrat’s usual grin spread back across his face as he gestured the remainder of his arm beside him. “Here! Yeah, clear spot right over here, real nice!”
“Thank you.”
“Just sayin’, you get cold in the night or anything, I am right here. Real good for warmin’ you up.”
She gave him a pointed look. “You are saying if I get cold. Me. Zhou Mei-Ling.”
“Okay. Okay, point taken. But, offer stands.”
Nodding, she went and dumped out her sleeping bag a polite distance away from the junker, trying to ignore his clear excitement. She couldn’t deny that her time with Jamison had turned from a kiss to full on making out, but she wasn’t quite ready for anything involving sleeping with the man, even in a literal sense. At least outside, the night air was cooler and fresher, and as the lamp switched off again, she rolled onto her back and stared up at the vivid array of stars overhead, above the stretching darkness of the canyon walls, just as spectacular as the first night she’d seen them. It was far nicer to be out here. Junkrat was muttering softly to himself in such a way that she couldn’t tell if he was asleep or not, while Roadhog’s breathing was a deep, steady rumbling baritone every time he breathed out.
With a contented sigh, she removed her glasses and tucked them next to her makeshift pillow, as the world above blurred before she closed her eyes and willed herself to sleep.
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Transcript: Ask the UXperts: How to craft language for better experiences — with Kah Chan
After a brief hiatus our Ask the UXperts channel was brought back to life yesterday by my fellow kiwi, Kah Chan.
Kah first crossed my path at UXNZ last month and I was both entertained and educated by his talk on the careful use of language in our work. I’m pleased to say that my not-so-subtle solicitation was a success and Kah joined us yesterday to give us his tips and tricks on using language to craft better experiences for our users.
If you didn’t make the session today because you didn’t know about it, make sure you join our community to get updates of upcoming sessions.
If you’re interested in seeing what we discussed, or you want to revisit your own questions, here is a full transcript of the chat.
Transcript
hawk
2017-11-15 22:02
OK… so I will admit to ambushing Kah to do this session after I heard him speak on the topic at UXNZ last month
hawk
2017-11-15 22:02
His talk was my favourite and given the number of questions we get in our community about ‘UX writing’ I thought it would resonate well
hawk
2017-11-15 22:02
So firstly, a huge thank you @kah.chan for your time today
hawk
2017-11-15 22:03
It’s appreciated
hawk
2017-11-15 22:03
For the formal intro: Kah Chan is the Head of Product Design at Flick Electric Co., which is really just a fancy title for the only designer in the house (way back when).
Since joining Flick, he has worked on everything from designing tools to empower the Flick customer to helping out on the digital ads. As Flick has grown, he spends an equal amount of time on new products, annoying the development team, and drinking coffee.
cdenhaan
2017-11-15 22:04
:clap:
hawk
2017-11-15 22:04
@kah.chan – can you give us a quick overview of the topic and why careful use of language is so important in our work?
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:04
Hi!, First, thank you to everyone here for taking the time out of their day (or night!) to join this session, and thanks @hawk for giving me this opportunity to share some thoughts on writing better for people who use our products and services.
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:05
I think we’re seeing a range of new user interfaces that might not be primarily visual – chat bots, voice-based UI are just two that are rapidly entering the mainstream.
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:06
So the role of a UI designer or someone working on the UX of a product can no longer assume that it’ll be something that is visual.
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:07
We also see companies doing a great job of differentiating themselves in the market through great branding and great copy. MailChimp comes to mind with those great confirmation screens. Outside of the fun illustrations, the _copy_ is what brings a lot of delight and reassurance to that interaction.
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:08
@kah.chan uploaded a file: http://ift.tt/2hzsGzh and commented: Via this great article: http://ift.tt/2cxuCoe
frankenvision
2017-11-15 22:08
Q: what is the best way to test the effectiveness of copy? A/B testing?
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:10
@frankenvision – How are you measuring effectiveness? Are you asking if a particular CTA converts better than another with different copy?
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:11
A/B testing is great if you have scale, and is really easy to do now with tools like Google Optimize.
frankenvision
2017-11-15 22:11
I am testing whether the copy is effective for the target user… I guess I am thinking more about designing for chatbots
frankenvision
2017-11-15 22:12
Q: is there a framework to follow as a starting point for building and working out conversation scenarios?
hawk
2017-11-15 22:13
(If anyone else has questions feel free to jump in. I’ll queue them.)
rmenon77
2017-11-15 22:13
Hi All, I’m new to this channel and am located in sunny Honolulu, HI except it’s raining and windy here today.
jacqui_dow5
2017-11-15 22:13
Q: Who should be defining the copy we use? Should it be the responsibility of a UI/UX designer, or should it fall elsewhere, i.e. BA, Stakeholder, etc?
laura_r
2017-11-15 22:14
@hawk – Q: How to gently (but firmly!) cut & edit words that negatively impact the user experience when the author is: 1) senior to you, 2) in :heart: with their words, or 3) has a tendency to downplay data that says “hey – users don’t understand/like those words”
timmoad
2017-11-15 22:14
Q: How do you go about building a tone of voice for a brand and then ensuring it stays consistent across all mediums?
timmoad
2017-11-15 22:14
Q: What are some quality indicators to use for measuring effectiveness of copy and tone of voice? I associate it as similar to brand perception?…
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:15
@frankenvision – I would user test the chat bot copy from a usability point of view. Take a user through the chat flow and see if they can achieve the task they want to do. I don’t know of a specific framework to build out conversation scenarios, sorry. It would depend on the task?
krisduran
2017-11-15 22:15
Q: Have you much experience creating copy for BtoB type audiences? How different would you say the language and tone might need to be for that type of viewer over BtoC UX Writing?
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:16
@jacqui_dow5 – copy is everyone’s responsibility! Here at Flick it starts with me at wireframe level, but I work very closely with the marketing and legal team to get to words right.
jacqui_dow5
2017-11-15 22:17
something we struggle with especially is the copy around error reporting on fields
jacqui_dow5
2017-11-15 22:17
it often gets picked up after a dev has put something very techy
divergentdesigns
2017-11-15 22:17
Q: As someone moving from a UI position (with a writing team) into a UX role that doesn’t have a writing team, how would you go about honing/building skills for writing engaging copy?
frankenvision
2017-11-15 22:18
Q: What type of guidelines do you follow when you write microcopy for ux projects?
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:18
@laura_r – I would start with the data. The users always come first, and if they’re not being successful at the task you want them to do, then you need to find ways help the user. That will mean clearer words in most cases.
laura_r
2017-11-15 22:19
Data double down – got it! :slightly_smiling_face:
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:19
@jacqui_dow5 – error screens are a favourite of mine. Good error screens inform, offer solutions, and never frustrate. Get the devs involved too :slightly_smiling_face:
skorthof
2017-11-15 22:20
@hawk Q: Legal teams tend to add a lot of bulk back into copy. Is this just an unavoidable truth of copywriting, or should we be trying to challenge the legalese?
jacqui_dow5
2017-11-15 22:20
this is more inline errors, for example on a username field informing the user that maybe they are missing a criteria or have entered an invalid character
frankenvision
2017-11-15 22:21
Q: What type of copy would you write for 404 pages?
hawk
2017-11-15 22:21
Ok, hold fire on the questions for a bit while we catch up.
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:22
@timmoad – that depends on the brand – the tone of voice will emerge from the other design collateral with the brand, the brand values, and who the brand is meant to resonate with. Staying consistent is a lot harder – that involves getting everyone on board early, have strong brand guidelines that go beyond the logo and brand colours to include tone and copy as well.
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:24
@krisduran – I don’t have much experience in BtoB, sorry. I would write to user expectations though, so it would depend on whether you can market to BtoB the same way you would to BtoC. I would value consistency over multiple voices personally.
krisduran
2017-11-15 22:25
Thank you @kah.chan I can see how consistency would be very beneficial.
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:26
@divergentdesigns – Have a diverse range of material that you consume – movies, classic novels, comic books, contemporary literature, video games (“Take an arrow to the knee”). Twitter might actually fall outside of this category. I personally listen to a lot of comedy, and they have great techniques for precision in language and the hilarity that ensues when misunderstandings happen.
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:26
Talk to a wide range of people. Different people have different accents, catch phrases, mannerisms, quirks. You quickly develop an ear for their voices when you pay attention.
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:27
@frankenvision – Clarity above all else. Working to space constraints (we’re pretty mobile-centric) can force you to be simple and clear. Try not to be terse, and inject a little personality if appropriate.
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:29
@samantha.dietz – work together with the legal team. What are they trying to achieve by adding the bulk back? Do other, shorter words serve to communicate the same point with the same precision?
hawk
2017-11-15 22:30
Ok, more questions…
hawk
2017-11-15 22:30
thanks for holding your fire
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:30
@frankenvision – it depends on your brand. I would personally always offer at least a search bar to help the user find what they’re after.
krisduran
2017-11-15 22:31
Q: Is UX Writing something that you iterate frequently? Or is it something that’s reviewed more on a quarterly or annual basis (with existing products or websites)
timmoad
2017-11-15 22:32
Q: When and How do you know if your brand’s voice is resonating with your audience? and have you ever deliberately changed a brand’s voice to better suit an audience, or does it just evolve with the business?
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:32
@krisduran – for us it gets reviewed regularly as we move through products iterations. The challenge is then maintaining a consistent tone when you have the same message in different places.
jacqui_dow5
2017-11-15 22:33
Q: Do you have any advice for doing a review of the copy used across a large application/multiple applications in order to check for consistency?
krisduran
2017-11-15 22:33
Thanks @kah.chan, what sort of methods or tools do you like to use in order to maintain consistencies? Do you us a system guideline?
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:34
@timmoad – your audience will tell you! If they’re ambivalent about the things that you’re saying, then that’s a problem. Here at Flick Electric Co, it’s evolved with the business. We have changed terms when we’ve (or our customers) have deemed it insensitive though
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:36
@jacqui_dow5 Print it all out, and color code chunks of copy. Reduce redundancies if you can, and make sure you leave a review with a list that can be changed with someone accountable for it.
hawk
2017-11-15 22:36
We’ve finished the question queue. Who else has one?
hawk
2017-11-15 22:37
OK, I have one. @kah.chan What are good opportunities for copy in my product?
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:37
At this stage we’re small enough that the system guideline is myself :slightly_smiling_face:
I recommend having the designs printed out to identify outliers.
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:38
@hawk – anywhere that “default” text appears is a good opportunity. Is “Submit” really the best word for button at the end of a form, or is there something that suits your product better?
jacqui_dow5
2017-11-15 22:39
In terms of printing it out, I work on a web app that is huge (hundreds/thousands of pages), lots of forms, a mixture of .net code, javascript, and angular
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:39
Empty states are also a great opportunity to good brand and onboarding copy
hawk
2017-11-15 22:39
What about for brands that are a bit ‘dry’ and clever copy doesn’t fit with the image?
jakkii
2017-11-15 22:42
What do you see as the key differences between writing copy for reading, vs writing copy for voice interactions?
krisduran
2017-11-15 22:42
Q: Do you have any insights on common CTA terminology? For instance, for a magazine, would “subscribe” work better than “get started”? Or for a newsletter, would “sign up” work better than “newsletter”? How much does that depend on the audience vs. people just being people on the web today?
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:42
@hawk – as an example, I would dive into the analytics to see where in the conversion funnel the most drop off is happening. What is going on there, and how can we reassure a user that this is where they want to go?
jacqui_dow5
2017-11-15 22:44
we may have instructional copy, labels, placeholder copy, help text, 4/5 error scenarios per field, plus additional ones that relate to the form as a whole, button copy etc
richard
2017-11-15 22:44
Hi. I’m just showing up and haven’t participated before. Can I just ask away or is there a format I should read? I have one question.
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:44
@jakkii – I think you can potentially be a touch less formal with voice interactions. Also there’s scope to be (just a little) more verbose with voice than with copy for reading. That might just be our expectations though.
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:46
@krisduran – I would make sure the CTA is a verb, to denote an action. “Sign up” is far better than “newsletter” for example
victorialynngluch
2017-11-15 22:46
has joined #ask-the-uxperts
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:47
A lot of it is on being clear on what would happen when I click the CTA and that it meets my expectations – “does what it says on the tin” as it were.
hawk
2017-11-15 22:47
@victorialynngluch Feel free to jump in if you have questions. We have ~10 mins left.
krisduran
2017-11-15 22:48
Q: Do you see many similarities in the practice of UX writing on visual products as with voice systems?
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:51
@krisduran – yes, in terms of the writing for both systems needs to be clear. Visual products are constrained by screen size, where as voice systems are not
jakkii
2017-11-15 22:51
You can just ask away :slightly_smiling_face:
richard
2017-11-15 22:51
Q: I design and develop for mobile and desktop. I often come up with a set of screens, and I want to follow a practice something like GV Sprint user interview sessions to validate band learn about my designs. But I do my designs on paper, and it’s hard to give the users an authentic prototype experience. I’ve tried Sketch and keynote. How can I test with my users, given where I’m at? (Example of one of my mockups coming in a sec)
richard
2017-11-15 22:52
@richard uploaded a file: http://ift.tt/2zLCEHV
richard
2017-11-15 22:52
That’s not friendly to tap through. Hard to get feedback.
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:54
@richard You could scan the paper design into Invision if you’re after a clickable experience? Otherwise, I would cut the mocks into individual screens and do a user test session where you shuffle the screens around based on where the user “taps”.
frankenvision
2017-11-15 22:55
@richard check out paper prototypes
richard
2017-11-15 22:55
I’ve used invision as an end user, approving designs coming from a design firm. You think it would be good for defining hot spots and make it tappable?
richard
2017-11-15 22:55
Ok @frankenvision will do
hawk
2017-11-15 22:56
ok team, I think that’s a wrap!
frankenvision
2017-11-15 22:56
InVision is perfect for quick, tappable prototypes
timmoad
2017-11-15 22:56
Marvel Pop is very good for this @richard! I do a lot of paper prototypes through it: http://ift.tt/2lz93b1
kah.chan
2017-11-15 22:56
@richard – absolutely. Use the app on your phone, its even better for testing.
richard
2017-11-15 22:56
Cool thanks for fitting in my question!
hawk
2017-11-15 22:56
Huge thanks to Kah – those questions came thick and fast. Well played, sir. :slightly_smiling_face:
rittenhouset
2017-11-15 22:56
http://ift.tt/2lz93b1
richard
2017-11-15 22:56
Awesome sounds great
frankenvision
2017-11-15 22:57
thanks @kah.chan and @hawk
hawk
2017-11-15 22:57
Thanks to everyone else for joining us today
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ESTIMATES IN SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT. NEW FRONTIERS.
There’s more and more buzz around estimates and #noestimates in software program development. People like to write bold statements and pass severe about things in blogs. Generally, private dialogues are an awful lot greater balanced. A few hate estimates and consider it’s a useless interest. Some shield it with arguments of controversial fact.
I need to dig into intrinsic estimates headaches, what humans imply through “estimate” and what future directions we may additionally assault.
ESTIMATE IS A DISTRIBUTION
It’s impossible to provide a hundred% precise estimate to nearly some thing. Using is a totally, very commonplace interest without innovative (i am hoping) decisions. Appears like we can estimate how long it'll take to get from factor a to factor z with a superb accuracy.
I used to pick up my buddy recently each day. I called him before the pressure to reconcile the advent time and choose him up without delays. The distance and the route are exactly the equal and certainly i discovered to estimate timing nearly perfectly — thirteen mins. Still someday it became 12 mins and someday it was 15 mins. Once it took simply 10 minutes (sorry, i drove too rapid and all lights had been inexperienced).
The factor is trivial, you can’t give specific estimate to simplest responsibilities. Estimate is a distribution. Perhaps ordinary, maybe slender, however nevertheless it’s not a single wide variety.
 If we communicate about software program development, you don't have any luxurious to have a slender distribution. Hell no. You've got a wide positively skewed distribution with pretty full-size chance to be 50% off the expected estimate. Why is that?
 SOFTWARE PROGRAM IMPROVEMENT IS COMPLICATED
You've got a function to estimate. There are numerous situations from there. You may have treated a similar characteristic previously, and you’re quite confident now. Or, perhaps, you don’t have a clue how to assault this selection in any respect. In any case, you don’t know a hundred% of information about this feature. It's miles almost impossible.
Permit’s take a completely simple feature like “as a user i need to login into the gadget”. Most of you already remember some photos inner your brain with login and password fields, check in button and recollect me checkbox. That is pleasant. Now we’re ready to check some info. What we want to provide the precise estimate? We need to recognize the scope. Here is the checklist:
 FINALIZED GRAPHICAL LAYOUT
·         Fields specification (max period, allowed characters, and many others).
·         Error coping with (with all feasible mistakes copyrighted)
·         Listing of supported web browsers (opera cell perhaps?)
·         List of supported locales (jap?)
·         Password electricity requirements
·         Keep in mind me spec (for how long should we hold this info?)
·         Transitions (what takes place once i click check in?)
·         Protection protections (brute pressure, various injections)
This list is related to practical specification best. Sadly, different matters affect scope as properly:
·         Need to we write purposeful automated assessments?
·         Have to us replace consumer manual or another documentation?
·         Must we test different features that can be affected?
Are there extra questions to ask? Oh, yes! Forestall there. It’s a very exciting moment. We described the scope and we ought to estimate scope. Very, very often humans do precisely that. However, there are many, many things (sorry for repetitions) that have an effect on length. Funny sufficient, managers ask for “scope estimate”, but then update them with “length estimate” of their heads in some way. I don’t know what type of mind trick is that, but it’s so commonplace.
If you hear that an assignment will take four hours to finish and developer begins running on it right now, you count on it'll be completed in five-6 hours (you are clever enough to assume interruptions and got used to developers’ optimism). But, you may be pretty amazed if it’ll take 2 days to get the mission executed. You (and that i) unconsciously deliver this marvel feeling via all lifestyles. But need to we? Perhaps 2 days is a traditional duration for tasks predicted with four hours. You have to accumulate the records to differentiate standard and uncommon activities, to recognize the duration distribution as nicely.
PROPERLY, WHAT AFFECTS DURATION?
·         Who will implement this selection?
·         Will developer work on his productive or unproductive hours?
·         Are there any refactoring’s developer makes a decision to do before the challenge simply starts?
·         What's a chance that dressmaker will exchange his mind and ask for giant re-work?
·         How many funny pictures developer’s friends will put up on Fb these days?
You can preserve the list. Anyway, there’re many factors that make duration predictions not possible difficult.
SOFTWARE IMPROVEMENT IS A DISCOVERY
With each characteristic we analyze. We learn how to code, how to design, how to test. We make bigger the gadget and find out new opportunities, new improvements and new usage styles.
 What if we start implementation and suppose that login thru twitter might be tremendous? What if you acquire additional statistics and discover that your target audience definitely doesn’t use twitter, however nearly absolutely everyone has google account? Nicely, this could sound like a brand new consumer tale and it's miles new certainly. However remember how commonly did you perform a little little tweaks right here and there? Re-wrote error message right here, brought some extra assessments right here, changed design of that area, and so on. There are many small adjustments you can’t expect from the beginning.
YOU FIND OUT IMPROVEMENTS ON THE PASS.
These discoveries change scope. We’re very awful at predicting scope adjustments. We are particularly horrific at predicting accumulation of many small modifications. Ironically, those changes are right! Believe you usually observe the original layout and authentic choices. It may enhance estimates and forecasts, but it's going to kill creativity and race to perfection. Every body will stick to spec all of the time, and in maximum contexts this will result in mediocre solutions at nice.
You ought to encourage re-paintings to make matters higher, however it’s quite hard to discover a accurate balance between re-paintings inside the context of present day user story and creation of a brand new person story that will be implemented later.
There's a threat you'll find out new dimensions for the product. Perhaps, human beings begin using it in a completely unexpected way. This opens even extra possibilities. Good enough, that is another story.
A WAY TO STAY WITH THAT?
One option is to stop estimating. Assume carefully. How are you going to use those estimates? To impose sprint dedication? To speak about group’s velocity versions on the subsequent retrospective? To degree development? To reduce scope creep? Those are fake dreams.
Estimate is just one extra metric that enables us make choices, forecast and version the destiny.
You can collect this metric and use it wisely (each things aren’t smooth even though).
One idea i've is that we are able to look for similar patterns in functions and responsibilities. We can also gather numerous attributes like generation, builders and their skills, area information, teams, development practices, method practices, and many others. To set a context.
It could take place that we can apply statistic and gadget studying to locate those styles. Or we are able to go difficult way and invent a respectable model that describes a majority of these styles. Consequently we’ll be able to examine a brand new function with a library of current patterns and have the estimate distribution for this new, estimated characteristic. Humans suck at estimating, perhaps machines will no longer ultimately.
 Together with estimate distribution, we can have “some other thrilling statistics” like anticipated bugs, predicted period, anticipated liquidity (something david anderson is digging into), predicted re-paintings, etc. This may assist us to offer aggregated probabilistic forecasts for entire groups and initiatives.
Yes, it sounds complex, however i suppose it’s practicable in the long run. Maximum possibly this will be relevant inside the context of strong teams running on similar tasks, however who is aware of, perhaps we’ll locate a few general legal guidelines and models.
We can accumulate data approximately many initiatives in various industries and contexts (hot subject matter, large records, ). This initiative is large, but useful to all. I know noam chomsky doesn’t like this approach, but nonetheless probabilistic statistical models can offer sensible effects. And our younger industry wishes as a minimum a few practical matters to depend on.
The most complex factor is a way to define those patterns to compare functions. It seems it will be required to split paintings into quite small chunks (responsibilities with less than an afternoon anticipated estimate), offer numerous statistics about those tasks and use hierarchical systems to find similarities. I’m curious to listen any recommendations.
Every other trivial concept is to narrow down the estimate distribution. This idea looks tempting. We can try and lessen or control all viable factors that affect estimate distribution, for that reason increasing estimates accuracy.
 Permit’s suppose how we are able to acquire that. We need to have 100% specific specifications up-the front, ban re-work, lessen context variant (change improvement technique hardly ever)… forestall. Wtf? This rings a bell in my memory of a terrific vintage waterfall! I hope this concept isn’t attractive to you now.
I assume we should embody estimate distribution and invent new approaches to version and use it. We shouldn’t combat it. This will be a conflict against our allies. This will be a struggle towards creativity, perfectionism, mastering and team spirit. I’d higher surrender.
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