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24 June 2025

[Keepers Cottage with Victoria, Fauxbert and Robert]

FAUXBERT: *Creepy Unnecessarily Overprotective Big Brother Mode Activated* Hey Vic. You look terrible. Have you gotten rid of our brother yet so that my marriage can be saved? Yes, it’s all about me. But you’ve got to be careful about all these violent psychos about-

VICTORIA: **Plot Victim Mode Temporarily Suspended** Hey, leave Robert alone. He’s got #Trauma and I’m going to support him. If you were the big hero you claim to be you’d want to do so too. Stop being such a #Problem

FAUXBERT: I am a hero thank you. To show you how much, let me get you some cream for that bruising. I mean he could have blinded you! #OverreactionAlert What about next time?! I hope there’s a next time so I can have a chance to save you. I haven’t gotten to do that yet. 

ROBERT: Uh there won’t be a next time. I’m sure this was just a single Plot point to show how damaged I am. I mean…we’re talking therapy here and I agreed. #Growth

FAUXBERT: No there won’t be a next time because you’re packing your bags and leaving so that my marriage can be saved! #CoupleGoals #DeadInTheWater 

ROBERT: I think you’ll find that’s my sister’s decision. She’s just been allowed by the Plot to care about me. I don’t think that will be revoked yet. So…suck it little brother. #TakingTheWin

VICTORIA: Yeah John, you’re just insecure because your marriage is already crumbling. But the Plot made Aaron choose you. Don’t you turn around and make me choose cause I’m firmly #TeamRobert today. He needs our help!#ILoveNotBeingAPlotVictim 

FAUXBERT: Help? #LetMeBeYourHero Vic, if you ever feel unsafe you just call me and I’ll be there. #ICanBeYourHeroBaby 

VICTORIA: *Eyeroll* *I Hate His Unnecessarily Overprotective Big Brother Mode Today Face*

ROBERT: *Who The Fuck Does This Guy Think He Is Face* #RedFlag 

[The Shop with Robert and Plotron]

ROBERT: *Caught off guard by the presence of my soulmate Face* Oh…hey. I wondered if the Plot was keeping us apart on purpose. #AreWeBackTogetherYet 

PLOTRON: *Restrained by the Plot Mode Activated* Hey I heard about your Plot with Vic the other day. #AreWeBackTogetherYet 

ROBERT: Oh yeah, I bet John couldn’t wait to fill you in on that. #RedFlag 

PLOTRON: The Plot wants me to believe that it’s because he’s worried about her but I feel like this is my Plot Blindness flaring up again. Sorry. #PlotVictim #PlotAnti But what happened? #LetMeBeConcerned 

ROBERT: The Plot is finally letting me have a PTSD story now that it sent me to prison for 6 years. Isn’t that great? I mean not great for Vic cause she’s got a black eye but you know what it’s like. You had a prison Plot. #SearchingForConnection 

PLOTRON: *Yes I do but I’m not allowed to really show you yet Face* I do get it Robert. I wish I could show it more but I’m not allowed to. Is Vic okay? 

ROBERT: I feel awful about it but she says it doesn’t hurt. 

PLOTRON: *Soft Robert Voice* And what about you? Are you okay? #ForTheFans 

ROBERT: *Still getting used to this whole emotionally vulnerable thing Face* No, I’m really not. 

PLOTRON: *God I wish I could hug you or something but the Plot has me in a straightjacket Face*

ROBERT: *Robert puts his foot in it…Shocker Mode Activated* I think it would really help for me to talk to someone who has also had a PTSD prison Plot. #AreWeBackTogetherYet #WannaBeMyTherapist 

PLOTRON: So…me? 

ROBERT: Well you do still know me better than anyone else. The Plot has made sure of that over the years. 

PLOTRON: See I would like to, love to be that person for you but for one thing, the Plot won’t let me and also if I let this emotionally vulnerable version of you back in at all, I will cave. And if I cave and I lose you again, I’ll literally die this time. So until the Plot lets learn to accept that risk again, this can’t be happening. I really wish you wouldn’t even bring it up because now I have to be mean to you and I hate being mean to you. 

ROBERT: But I’m really struggling here. The Plot has given me all these new traumas to deal with and now it’s taking my support system too? #PlotAnti 

PLOTRON: Don’t say that. I can’t hear that because now I’m gonna hate being mean to you even more. But Plot needs must. Now I have to break up with you again and tell you to leave the village you’ve lived in since before I was even born. Will that hurt you enough? #PlotAnti #PlotVictim 

ROBERT: Yeah that’ll twist the knife good. #Wounded I think I’m going to have to go have a random hook up to manage my pain and make you jealous now that the Plot has made you reject me so thoroughly again. 

PLOTRON: Oh great, I’ll start working on my *I don’t care about seeing my soulmate with someone else Face* now shall I? 

ROBERT: Perfect. The Hide later? #AreWeBackTogetherYet 

PLOTRON: See you there? #AreWeBackTogetherYet 

[The Hide with Victoria, Robert, Not!Aaron, Plotron and Fauxbert]

VICTORIA: *Protective Sister Mode Activated* I’ve been looking up therapists for you. I’m so glad the Plot has decided you can get therapy. #PlotFan

ROBERT: *I’m Broke Face* Well the Plot also saw fit to take all of my money away so now I’m poor and can’t afford it. #IMissMoney #NotMoreThanIMissAaron 

VICTORIA: I can help. The Plot lets me have some money. 

ROBERT: No, Vic. I have to be stubborn and do this on my own. Plus I can’t risk the Plot making you turn on me again. I like having my sister back. #SiblingGoals

VICTORIA: Me too. The Plot finally remembered that I love you. #SiblingGoals 

ROBERT: Oh hey look it’s my date, Not!Aaron. #SluttySummer 

VICTORIA: Is that a good idea? #MotherHen

ROBERT: It’s the best idea I’ve come up with to make Aaron jealous and move this Plot along. #AreWeBackTogetherYet 

**Awkward 6 years out of practice flirting Alert**

FAUXBERT: Hey Aaron, my creepy murder van has a flat, the Plot would like you to come here and fix it for #Reasons #UnwittingPlotAgent

**Awkward 6 years out of practice flirting Alert**

FAUXBERT: *Is that what Aaron and I look like together Face* #NoChemistry 

**Awkward 6 years out of practice flirting Alert**

VICTORIA: *Protective Sister Mode* Just checking in to see if you’re doing all right on your random hook up with this Not!Aaron person, Robert. I’m not worried at all I promise. #WhatIsThePlotUpTo 

**Awkward 6 years out of practice flirting Alert**

NOT!AARON: We could take this back to mine? 

***ROBERT ON A DATE PLOT SIREN CALL***

**PLOTRON APPEARS**

ROBERT: *Aaron’s watching Face* *Time to kiss this tall Not!Aaron person*  #HandsyKiss #RobronReunionPractice 

PLOTRON: *Not bothered by this at all Face* That’s tragic. The Plot really thought this would make me jealous? Hey John let me tell you how not bothered by this I am by pointing out that I told Robert to leave again because he tried to have an emotional conversation with me and I was two seconds away from having my way with him right there in the shop but the Plot had to go and intervene. 

**PLOTRON LEAVES**

PLOTRON: *Keeping my head held high so he can’t tell that I hate every second of this Face* #AreWeBackTogetherYet 

ROBERT: *Well that plan failed Face*

NOT!AARON: So…ready to go? #ReadTheRoomMate #TheresBeenAHeartbreak 

ROBERT: *I only want to be faithful to Aaron even when it doesn’t count Face* Actually no. It’s not you, it’s me. I promise. The Plot led me to believe that I could make my soulmate jealous by kissing you but that plan backfired and now I have no use for you. Thanks anyway, I’ll pay. #AtLeastIHavePlotMoneyForDates 

NOT!AARON: *Serial Date Rapist Face* Let me just use my handy pocket roofie the Plot supplied. *drugs Robert’s beer*

FAUXBERT: *Creepy Van Lurking Alert* *How can I use this to my advantage Face* #HoldingOutForAHero

***Time passes enough for Robert to be unconscious***

NOT!AARON: *Carries unconscious Robert to his own murder van* #EveryoneGetsAMurderVan 

FAUXBERT: *I’m a hero Face* Hey! I didn’t stop you from drugging him cause I wanted him unconscious but I’m here to do the absolute bare minimum here and stop you from date raping him. #BrotherBrowniePoints #TheBarIsSoLowItsInHell #NotAHero 

NOT!AARON: I don’t know what you’re on about mate. #ThePlotMadeMeDoIt 

FAUXBERT: Look I literally don’t care about you, so I’m going to let you go and continue your date raping ways because I like your taste in murder vans. #VanLife 

**NOT!AARON LEAVES**

FAUXBERT: *Puts Unconscious Robert into his own murder van* #VillainMonologue 

BILLY: Hey…the Plot wanted me to interrupt you. #NotPartOfThisPlot 

FAUXBERT: *How dare you interrupt my villain monologuing Face*

BILLY: Hey I want nothing to do with this Plot. So uhh..bye. FAUXBERT: *Continues monologuing* *Drives off* *Radio plays…All my clothes are brown. And my wedding beige*

UNCONSCIOUS!ROBERT: *Is Unconscious* #PlotAnti #RobertsNoGoodVeryBadWeek #SaveMe #NotYouJohn 

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Zoozve, my beloved

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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LESBIANS: 2x08 - “Killing is a Cycle”

[lazylittledragon]

welcome to my crack au where everything was fine and nothing bad ever happened to anyone

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star by mitski 🌠

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Dumb thing that would not leave my brain

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Finally now that the comic is fully public on comicfury, I get to share it with all of you here, too <3

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Our hextech dream….

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[incessantlark]

made some icons of the pony crew !!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

You're just not toxic enough.

[biocrafthero]

We need to erase the light in a character's eyes more often. It's enriching for them to look completely hopeless and lost

[yesokayiknow]

thirteen: hey just popped in to tell you you're tearing apart reality btw. you're gonna destroy the world and also us

fifteen, not taking in a single word: god so true bestie i DO miss being blonde