#software professional

[jeremystodghill]

Jeremy Stodghill | Computer Software Professional

[nycticore]

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This Antistress app that I found on my phone and happens to have a drawing toy is

Papyrus certified™

You can indeed make a Papyrus in it, and some other things if your hubris permits. (find a toy with a blue dog/fox icon and click on arrows on top to get a blank canvas) -Would I recommend it tho? ...Let's just say this experience really made me appreciate having the ability to undo...and zoom in....and have pen respond to pressure...and pick your colors...and pick your brush size....and save But hey, limitation breeds creativity. I would never draw anything this chonky without being forced to. Lowkey cute.

So... if you want to be humbled, you can try drawing in it. It definitely pushed me to the verge of insanity a few times and as we all know that's what art is all about. ( ദ്ദി ˙ᗜ˙ )

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:3

[gearbroth]

daddy wha huh who said that

[sergeantjessi]

more wow stream gifs woaaahhh!!!

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[sioltach]

Watched a movie but there's no good gifset to reblog as a souvenir

[eleventhsister]

why are they so hard to draw

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

How successful would DoomGuy…

Propaganda for the wrestling skills:

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[retrocgads]

UK 1982

[pink-vacancy]

The motherboard will just work and I will not have to flash the bios. Everybody pray this rn 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🤲🤲🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐💾👾

[unforgivablyshy]

Overachieving to a degree that’s almost embarrassing >>>>>

[upmala]

i had the stupidest computer problem in which i wanted to show my friends the photos from Scotland, but the combined files from my phone and camera didn’t add up chronologically - because the phone automatically adjusted time zone (a setting which must be enabled, or the microsoft teams app won’t work - an idiocy in its own right), but the camera did not. those familiar with windows may be aware that it’s possible to edit file properties, including Date Taken - sure, it’d be annoying to have to add one hour to several dozen pictures, but we’ve been through worse manual tasks. however, windows will only let you edit the Date part of the Date Taken timestamp.

cue a random answer on a Windows forum, where the original asker replied to their own question after the official representative, as always, failed to be helpful in any way, linked BulkFileEditor, a file editor that literally had “Add + hours” AND supported editing multiple files at once.

the old-fashioned UI took a minute to parse, so used as i was to modern material UI chromium fork apps, but the person behind the program made it very straightforward. only a few minutes later, all the photos were in beautiful chronological order, ready to be viewed on whatever doubtlessly old and sad device my tech-averse partner had at home.

as i was closing all the tabs after this needlessly complicated journey, i noticed that the appropriately 2008 looking website of this programmer (which listed a whole plethora of other small programs) had a Donate button. curious as to how they chose to implement it, i clicked. only two fields: amount and currency. what the heck, this person saved me quite some frustration today. €3. the Donate button led to Paypal - so simple. Nir Sofer, if you read this, i hope you get yourself a little snack.

[katarh-mest]

The real reason we didn't get Forked Tower Normal Mode

I am not kidding. The latest CE updates explained it completely.

The NPC Mumekko is a metaphor for SCRUM and scope creep.

Cosmic Exploration post Development level 16 quests spoilers (you must have done 100 or more CE missions to unlock this questline.)

Putting the spoilers under the fold for posterity.

Project Manager M, one of the two people at Square Enix that Yoshi P has expressed genuine fear of, has finally had an avatar added to the game directly.

She gives you a series of quests once your server has reached level 16 and you personally have reached 100+ CE missions.

She will ask you to deliver uniforms to the people on the crew who forgot them

She will then ask you to force Packingway to accept a delivery after he's already accounted for all the cargo on the ship

I am putting forth the conjecture that these two quests are metaphors for:

Three developers haven't accepted the fucking meeting invite in Outlook and they need to be present

The scrum manager for a team refuses to accept a new requirement for the sprint, but Project Manager M points out that one of the features he is accounting for is redundant

Evidence to support this metaphor:

Mumukko straight up introduces herself as a project manager

The XIV team is known to use Scrum. Their development cycle is broken into smaller bite size pieces called "sprints" and each development team is between 8-12 people, with a Scrum leader in charge

The Project Manager (sometimes called a Program Manager) is the person who decides what each team is working on in a sprint.

The teams are otherwise self managing, with the Scrum Manager figuring out what goals can be accomplished in those 2 weeks. Points are assigned to each task at the start of the sprint, with a 1 point ticket being assumed to take 1 hour or less, and a 13 point ticket taking a whole day... or longer. Tasks larger than 13 points need to be broken up some more.

In the first quest, three people who are assigned to the next mission (read: project) haven't accepted their uniforms (haven't accepted their meeting invite.) Your task is to hunt them down and make them take it. As a business analyst, the left hand to a right brained project manager, I have literally had to do this - go to someone's office and make them accept the fucking meeting invite.

In the second quest, you must now make the hapless scrum manager Packingway accept the additional package (read: new requirement) even though he's accounted for every onze of weight on the mission. As a business analyst who has occasionally worn the scrum manager hat, nothing sucks more than getting a last minute requirement from the Project Manager when you thought you had everything mapped out down to the minute.

Project Manager Mumekko is having none of it, though, and tells Packingway that his redundant feature (the second carrot cultivation station) is what is going to be dropped in favor of the hydration station. I'm not sure what feature got shoved into the 7.2 patch that is now excluding double the carrots, but I'm gonna assume it's something that took the attention away from the OC battle programming team, since Yoshi P said candidly that it was cost (read: development resources) that took it away. The new variant dungeon? The second Ultimate? A security feature, given the fact that Project Manager M is berating Packingway for endangering the crew?

Anyway, Packingway ultimately concedes, and Project Manager Mumekko has won the day.

[rpfisfine]

anlex

[teethbomb]

Are there any storyboarding apps that are good and not super expensive or subscription based

[ispyspookymansion]

do any of you guys know of a good safe up to date cracked adobe source. esp for after effects but i’ll take any suggestions you have