#sooo. if the queue runs out and im not back. sorry!

[puppetlooselystrung]

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[loveforquanrui]

hii!! can i please req how zb1 would act when you sleep on the couch after an argument 💓

hi nonnie!! sorry i took a while to get to your request school was starting so my attention was on that! but here you go I hope you like it. also i didn't feel comfortable writing yujin since I wrote this in the sense of ZB1 being in romantic relationships so I did not want to include yujin.

-Jiwoong-

if that's what you want he would understand

he would be so sad though :((

he wouldn't annoy you by begging you to go back to bed

instead he stays up all night hoping you're gonna go back to him

but no you are stubborn and strong willed so you sleep on the couch

when you wake up to your surprise he is fast asleep next to you

-Hanbin-

oh hanbin :')

the moment you said you would sleep on the couch, hanbin was ALERT

he would not even let you make contact with the couch

"please let's just talk it out"

in the case that you don't want to talk to him though..

he would just hold your hand all night until you talk to him

and then he would talk through the argument and try to find a solution right away

hanbin just doesn't want you to go to sleep feeling sad or angry :(

so ofc our little hamster is going to do anything to make you feel better and to make up for the argument

-Hao-

Hao is an introvert

his first instinct is to give you space, since it's what he would want

so he would go to your shared bedroom thinking you would join him later

but when night time hit and you still weren't there he got worried

despite his begging you were adamant that you would sleep on the couch

so while you went to shower, he prepared anything you may need

blankets? check. comfy slippers? check?

but before you could even see him prepare all that for you

as quickly as he set that up, he quickly left to your shared bedroom

once you were fast asleep

hao would occasionally wake up to go check up on you

yes he understands that you're upset but that doesn't mean he's gonna stop being the amazing boyfriend he is

-Matthew-

the way this man would feel SO BAD (queue stayc)

the idea that you rather sleep on the uncomfy couch instead of the comfy bed in his arms..

yeah that was enough for him to run to you and apologize

matthew is sooo persistent

he would be apologizing all night and try to convince you to go back to bed

when you don't budge and are set on staying on the uncomfy couch

he takes matters into his own hand ;)

after an hour he has enough and flings you over his shoulder, takes you to the big bed, tucks you in and gives you a longing kiss

after doing so he is off the sleep in the couch

FORGIVE HIM PLS :(

-Taerae-

the way this man is so stubborn and petty

his pride is HIGH

he wouldn't even bat an eye when he sees you sleeping on the couch (BRO IS THAT PETTY)

he goes to bed in your shared bedroom not caring and giving you the cold shoulder

until 2 hours pass and he starts missing your warmth

that's when he gets up and looks at your sleeping figure from the hallway

he just stands there and contemplates whether he should wake you up

he does.

"i can't sleep please come back. im sorry i promise i won't do it again"

-Ricky-

this man is lucky he has such a face

at first he wouldn't tell you anything, his stare seems cold and blank when he sees you

he doesn't care, atleast on the outside

on the inside we know Ricky is literally crying

it hurts him so much seeing you rather be on the couch instead of with him

he lets you be and you fall asleep on the couch

to your surprise though when you wake up, you're met with the familiar morning light and the familiar blankets hugging your body

throughout the night, ricky watched until you fell asleep and when you he knew you were out, he carried you back to bed and slept next to you

when you turn around to see if ricky is in his usual spot, instead of your boyfriend you see a note

"im sorry please forgive me come to the kitchen"

when you get up and get to the kitchen you see multiple gifts and breakfast on the counter

a shy ricky holding the back of his neck saying "good morning"

-Gyuvin-

if you left the couch expecting to be alone, you are wrong.

the moment you leave to the couch, he is trailing behind you

gyuvin loves you too much he wouldn't let you be alone

lets alone would he let you go to sleep angry and alone

despite you not talking to him and giving him the cold shoulder

this man is cuddling up to you saying...

"i know you're upset but I love you and I don't want you feel like I don't"

you both end up making up but still sleep on the couch cuddled up together

when you wake up, gyuvin delivers breakfast in bed (the couch)

all day he is doing some sweet acts of service (THIS MAN IS SORRY FOR WHAT HE DID)

-Gunwook-

gunwook like hanbin would not let you fall asleep on the couch when you are upset

he understands what you are feeling and he wants you to know that

he insists that you guys fix the argument

when you refuse to (cause sometimes we be petty like that)

gunwookie sits on the floor next to the couch, holding your hand until you are willing to talk

when you can't take it anymore (he literally will not let go) you decide to give in and talk about the argument

you both talk and both apologize and come to an understanding

after communicating the problem you guys go to your shared bedroom holding each other

guys gunwook would be such an amazing boyfi

[dailymonkiekid]

!!! ANNOUNCEMENT !!!

kay. starting off with saying, no, this isnt april fools. sorry in advance. this ones not gonna be pleasant. and definitely pretty personal..

let me get this out of the way: this is the one and only blog that's going to stay up, and active. well, ish. but ill get to that later.

i need to drop tumblr. no, nothing abuot the site itself, but im behind. im behind on school and, while this blog isnt taking up my time, i have a couple of blogs that take up about an hour or two of my time daily (total). while i used these to unwind, i guess i just dont have time for that anymore, either. sooo... im probably uninstalling the app. i'll be leaving my blogs up as i'd like to return (and honestly the idea of wiping them makes me sick).

soo, what of the future of this blog? in summary, during my 5-10 minute breaks, i'll be queuing a whole bunch of posts up til june-july. i might be back before then, but late june is probably going to be the latest i'll be. that way, the queue won't run out, at least not before my return. so while that does mean every once and a while that means i will be online, it probably won't be for very long. by extension, this means asks, DMs, tags, etc. won't be answered or looked at, as i won't be notified of them.

and no, there probably won't be other ways to reach me. unless youre already my friend and has me on other platforms, (which is only one of you [as far as im aware]), but honestly that might be finicky as well.

thats pretty much it. i'll see you around, lads. love u all <333, i look forward to seeing you again! maybe S6 will be out by the time im back...

— admin macaque.

[dylanmunson]

wasnt gonna post this on here, but im lowkey an attention whore sooo...

master of masterlists | wattpad | requests

an: REQUESTED! I have anxiety 😂😂 and other mental health problems, this is kinda just what happens when I have an attack as I know everyone is different, I'm also not tryna romanticise it at all it's fucking horrible. However if you do be suffering there is people and things to help, I'm also here to chat if anyone wants to. Anyway... I had three ideas so there's three imagines / one shots in here lol. 2 Joseph & 1 Eddie.

TW: anxiety and panic attacks

1)Meeting Joe for the first time

2) Panic while he's away

3)Panic in the trailer after the upside down with Eddie

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meeting Joe

You were in the queue for the autograph signing when you felt it. Your hands started getting all clammy and you could hear everything like it was dialed to 100. You started getting all hot and bothered, but knew you'd be fine, you started taking deep breathes and trying to find things to take your mind off of the attack that was coming.

You were so close to the front of the queue, and you were alone, none of your friends interested in meeting Joseph quinn, so you were alone, in the queue of more than 100 fans on the verge of a panic attack.

There was one more person in front of you before it was your turn and you felt like you were gonna throw up. You'd already put your hair up and back out of your face and neck to try cool down, as well as rolling up your sleeves to try cool down. But nothing was working.

"Just stay here for me" the women says at the front of the queue as the girl in front goes to meet Joe. You nod and can feel your heartbeat racing, tears start forming in the corners of your eyes, but you close them and take a deep breathe.

"Awh sweetheart there's no need to be nervous he's just a guy" the women chuckles, you half smile before she says it's your turn, you go to the table and hand them your photo, leaning on the table.

"Hi love" Joe grins, you try smile at the man, but everything gets to much. You bite your bottom lip and wipe at your eyes "hey" he says moving around the table pulling you into his chest.

"Hey breathe for me" he says rubbing your back, you cry a little into his chest, "hey hey hey" he says "can you copy my breathing for me?" He says looking down at you. You nod your head trying to sniff wiping your nose.

He smiles and puts his hands on your shoulders "this ok?" He smiles softly. You nod and copy his breathing, he pulls you back into his chest to carry on, you concentrate on his breathing and his heart beat as the attack comes to a stop.

"I'm so sorry" you mumble into his chest "shhh" he says rubbing your back "your alright yeah?" He smiles "thank you" you sigh he shakes his head "not a problem sweetheart, could see you kinda struggling in the queue" he sighs giving you a sad smile. You nod and sigh "thank you" you say again, he smiles and pulls you into a cuddle "it's not a problem, shall we get your photo signed" he chuckles, you nod as he goes back around the table to sign your photo.

"Thank you Joe!" You half smile at the man, he nods "have a lovely day sweetheart" he smiles.

2) your on FaceTime when it happens, and he can see it, he could see it coming, "sweetheart go run a bath" he smiles "put your hair up, and go run a bath and sit in it for me" he smiles noticing your behaviour changing.

You nod, taking the laptop with you you start running a luke warm bath to try calm yourself. "Baby, go grab a towel ok?" He smiles talking you through everything, you nod again walking out the bathroom and grabbing a fresh towel out of the cupboard. "Babe" he smiles softly wishing he could be there to help you in person.

You slowly strip off before getting into the tub, the laptop on the closed toilet seat. "Do you want me to read a story or?" You nod your head. He nods, going to Spotify to put some rain sounds on knowing it helps calm you, before going to his suitcase to grab one of his books.

He sometimes reads you to sleep, while on the phone, he turns to the page where you finished off and starts reading. You sigh softly feeling yourself relax into the water as he talks slowly and calmly. He keeps looking up into the camera to see if your alright.

Once he sees your visible better he pauses, "how you feeling sweetheart?" You nod "thank you joey" you mumble softly "want me to carry on?" "Please" you sigh, he continues to read to you until your ready to have a little wash before getting out of the bath and going back into the bedroom. "Sweetheart take any of my clothes" he says smiling as you grab one of his tees to put on. "Miss you joey" you mumble climbing into bed.

"I'll be home soon love" he smiles softly "get some rest ok? Want me to read to you some more?" "Please" you smile softly at the man, he chuckles before starting to read again.

3) you've woke up from a nightmare, drenched in sweat, your heartbeat racing. "Hey hey it's ok" Eddie says wrapping himself around you. You sob out as the attack takes over, he sighs softly pulling you into his lap your back against his chest as he tells you he's ok, and your ok.

And how it was all a dream. But it doesn't calm you down. "Come on sweetheart" he sighs "need you to breathe for me Kay?" He says you nod while sobbing.

He moves round you picking you up and taking you into the bathroom, putting you into the shower before stepping in with you.

You freeze at the cold water but Eddie smiles softly pulling you into his chest, placing a soft kiss to your lip. "Breathe baby" he says you gasp for air as everything almost reboots itself in you.

"Baby breathe for me" he mumbles placing another kiss on your head. Everything starts to calm down, Eddie turns the water a little to make it a bit hotter "better?" He mumbles, you sob crying into his chest "sorry Ed" you mumble. He smiles rubbing your back. "S'alright sweetheart, it happens" he says "I've got you, your safe, we're safe alright" he mumbles

[unclejuho]

sf9 in london event + concert experience ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙

this is my 5k essay on what happened 190512 // enjoy reading!!!

so i got to the venue at 11pm the night before bc i was so stressed by the other concerts (ppl at la started lining up at 6pm??) i really wanted to be near the front since im coming all way from the netherlands anyways i better go big or go home!!!! so like i waited there for an hour amongst other fans who were still waiting from a diff concert and when they left other fantasy arrived so we started queueing up. i rlly have to thank sf9 uk casue they were so nice to me and they kept letting me use their hotel next door to let me go to the bathroom and change ♥️

i ended up getting nr1 (or nr21 ig isbdhs) so!!!! we did it LMAO succesfully got a good spot even though my feet and butt were dead by the time anything even happened,, its so hard to wait for 16+ hours to go to a concert but its sf9 so who cares about health 🤡 we didnt get knifed and a lot of ppl came up to ask who the fuck we were waiting for hdbshsh it was so funny

so i started handing out my juho stuff ofc and ppl seemed to like it!!! so im glad haha eventually even i didnt have any anymore so i was happy ppl liked it!

skip to like 1pm which is when the members arrived at the venue, i was a lil late noticing cus i was waiting for those signed narcissus albums but i ran to the front anyways n saw youngbin chani tae leave the van (like what they posted in the travel preview) so that was!!!!! jdbdbsb they were so unbothered it was so cute so i went to get my albums and came back to line (i got all hwiyoung pcs oshshah) 

also there were so many other fans handing out fanmades it was so sweet the entire atmosphere was fantastic bc everyone was nice to eachother, rlly everyone i talked to was super sweet!!! also so many fansites with slogans or fans so i went broke once more but it was all worth it theyre so pretty...

at like 4.30 was the special event which lmao i rlly was so tired and i got sooo nervous i had my already signed fanfare from mwave bc if ure gonna sign any album it should be fanfare (looking at ALL the ppl that gave them narcissus) sooo us 20 were led upstairs to some sort of bar area and they had a long table w water bottles so we had to wait a lil while the staff checked our signed items if they were ok and then we had to form a line to wait (they were late) i met another dutchie so that was nice hdhshsh

finally the members walk out and im shaking bc baek ju is the first to enter the room!!! he was wearing that leopard sweater and i didnt even hate his mullet seeing it upclose...

jae was wearing that stupid unbottoned shirt skbssbsb and he came in giving ALL the fanservice like him and inseong were here for the entire thing osbdbsb the other members just sat down and sociaized with eachother like yb kept being adorable and pulling faces at the table it was everything and i couldnt see rowoon bc ppl were standing in front of him but i was!!!! shaking already bc whos idea was it to start off this event with fucking rowoon lmao is like immediate heart attack! ju was last which was oof...

so i had like ideas of what i wanted to talk abt w each members but lmao??? i didnt talk abt any of it to any member my mind was so shook...

first up was rowoon and he just hdhshsh???? the eye contact of this man and just seeing him upclose was so intense tf he rlly was.. so gorgeous n bc of his hair up his eyes looked even bigger n shimmered and the pics rlly dont do him justice... so the first thing i said was wow so handsome bc why not.. i was gagged indeed hdbdbsb he said like woooow our debut album and you already have it signed oabdbs i didnt explain the entire mwave thing bc wud he understand haha but he opened n he saw the pic of himself hes like what do u like better me now or me here??? me being myself im like fanfare bc ur hair down is so cute oahdhshs i rlly not a narcissus hag anyways but fanfare was best rowoon as always... so rowoon did his sign and i asked him to do sky castle impersonation he didnt understand so i just repeated sky castle he was like ah the voice thing im like yes cha minhyuk isbdbsh so he did the fucking thing and i was dying lmao great to have seen it in the flesh ofc...

after rowoon was taeyang and taeyang!!!! was so hyper and attentive like hdnsb whenever u see him in vids hes usually very casual but he was soooo sweet and he too was like ahhh fanfare he took a while to say but he said his heart was still in there hdhdhsh so i was 🤧🤧 i just asked tae if he was doing okay or if he wasnt feeling tired and he said he was doing great bc i was there im like dying hdhshsh so i said yah me too!!!! 

jae was after taeyang n jae was jdhshshs soooo into it i know korean fans say ppl change biases to jae after meeting him and i have to say i can see why!!! i didnt rlly know what to say to jae beforehand but he said oooo i really love london and im like haha i dont like it here im like im from the netherlands so he was shocked he said thank you for coming to travel here and he held my hand isbdbsbsb

next was inseong and... the eye contact level was sooo severe he rlly threw all into it hes like hi thank you for coming so much so i was wearing this shirt w a 🥩 on it and im like inseong do u like my shirt bc i know u love meat iahdhahsh so he was laughing n said yea wow this is my favorite shirt oshdhshs rlly had me going LOL he asked if it was my first time seeing them im like yea but im going to korea in the summer tho oshdhshs he said that was great n asked how long i was staying for,,, so im like im going a month so he asked why i was going so long im like im going for u!!! hdbshsb he gave me some hearts and i moved on ndhsbsab

so chani was next up and he looked so shy,,,, im sad bc i forgot to say everything i wanted to say to him at the beginning and i was just like chaniiiiiii and he laughed and signed my album before i went i quickly pushed in a URE MY FAVE DANCER n he highfived me hdhsbs

so youngbin was next and i... lmao... i was weak haha he just read my name hes like hiiiii gia im here being depressed saying HI YOUNGBIN I LOVE U SM thank u sm for everything u do for us and i shit u not my eyes like tearing up oshdbsbs yb asking me how im feeling im like YEA GREAT tears in my eyes oabdbs i rly couldnt speak otherwise id actually have them roll down my face so i just nodded and moved on iabsbs

hwiyoung im so sorry... i was still emo from yb and i even forgot to say happy birthday like pls hit me... hwi cheered for the fanfare album and im like yess hwi i love ur hair here i love the blonde;; hwi thanked me for coming 

next up was dawon and jdbsbs i came in saying hi fantasy president so he said yeeee fantasyyyyy and hes an unbothered legend oabbdhssbn he signed quickly and within a minute i was away again jdhdhs

so juho.. my god oshdhshwh hes so:((( pretty let me breathe liek... i came there im like juho i love u oahdhshsh hes just nodding his way going to sign my album and he drawing that heart stickman so im like i have a question can u draw— hes like this is my signature drawing LUCKILY i drew the jucasso next to my name so im like pointing at it being like lmao boy we dont want this heart flop bdhdhsh so he quickly drew it and i said i hope u feel better soon and i was off again,,, rlly dawon and juhos signing went so quick...

so we moved on to the pictures and they were grabbing the chairs and ju was standing all way back at first but then no members went to sit on the chairs oahdhs so JUHO THE MAN WENT FOR THE SEAT NEXT TO THE MIDDLE HDHSHSH and hwi on the other side and jae behind so im blessed like juho... he rlly did it... hdhshsh i quickly go to grab one of my banners bc im like bitch i gotta fucking rep for it now otherwise i wudnt know a pose anyways oahdhshs so i quickly took off my glasses as well

so its my turn im going up and sitting down and like handing this banner to ju and hes like ???? oh???? he quickly reads it n was impressed hdbsb so there was one pic and tae was sitting next to ju and wanted to read what was on the banner so he turned to us but then we had to take another pic so he had to turn back quickly again oahdhshsh and then i had to go again but as i walked away ju was explaining to the members what was on my banner so i :(((( 

after everyones picture was taken they said goodbye and waved and inseong stayed behind a lil to joke abt drinking beer (i rlly hate him but also me?) and then they left and we got our merch bags n went back downstairs

so i quickly ran over to my bestie to tell her abt it before realizing we had to line up to go inside for the concert so i was like stressed running away i rlly almost lost my first spot LOL but we were let inside the venue i had like 50 bags but i ran to the front and BLESS IT there was like tiny space left at the left side which is were i wanted to be bc juwoon!!!!!! so i rly did get barrier thank god i could put down all my bags as well and the fantasy next to me were great as well!!!!

// i’ll add the concert later as im tired rn and this is already 5k osjbhdbhjas

[prorevenge]

Hyena parrot sandpaper sounding man.

long story. tl;dr at the end.

I used to work in a shop. Where any Important person came into the building you are supposed to announce it.

The thing about our shop is that we had sooo much foot traffic we only announced our big boss. When it happened everyone in the building stands up at attention till you hear the words “At ease,”

He would be the equivalent of someone who is head of a department, like let’s say shipping in Amazon.

I worked nights, and it’s relatively quiet. My friend loved to make an effort to entertain himself by fake announcing our boss entering the building. I never ever took what he said for granted. I would always stood at attention.

He would come in every time and laugh like crazy. His laugh was piecing, like a loud dying hyena who had a pet parrot who would repeat the noise only louder. When his laugh died down he sounded like sandpaper to wood.

This went on for about 2 months. I put up with it everyday. Every time I would just give him the sarcastic “Oh man your so good, you got me!”

He was a big fan of also talking trash one of his favorite one liners between his hyena parrot sandpaper laugh was “You think I would actually announce that fool?” More ear bleeding laughter.

Now I wasn’t a real fan of our boss not many were, but it was just how strict he was. He demanded the best from us. Honestly that’s a good trait to have.

I respected our boss, and didn’t enjoy listening to hyena parrot boy trash talk the boss.

One day after he comes in, and of course he fake announces the boss. I stand up as usual. I see him walking into the office. For some reason his laugh was even worse today. Perhaps I didn’t sleep well or I woke up wrong. I have no idea what.

I had enough of his crap. “STFU your damn shit laugh and the way you talk like you have 6 dicks in your mouth. Shut the hell up damnit!”

He is taken back by this. He thinks, and says “Yo man I’m just joking with your ass. Bitch can’t take a joke.” Queue sandpaper cackle.

My blood is on fire right now, but I look at him with a straight face. “Yea you know what brooootttthhheeerrr I cant I’ll work on it.”

He gives me a suspicious look and walks into a different room. I decided then and there that I would do exactly to him what he is doing to me. Even mimic his laugh as well.

Next day I initiate. He stands up at attention I walk into the office and laugh so sarcastically I sound like a hyena with constipation. My face is beat read my eyes poped out as I stare right into his eyes.

His starts to get furious. “OHHH you thinking your a F-ing funny man huh? Is that supposed to be my laugh? Your Shit joke ain’t funny boy. You’s just a lill bitch.”

All I say is “Right.” I walk into my office, get on the computer and check my email. My direct boss sent me an email telling me to make sure my shift is squared away as the big boss is coming by next week for “Morale checks”.

I still don’t know why they called it that, but that’s what they say. My face turned into a wide smile the grinch would be jealous at the grin I had. I’m going to do this every day more than once if I can up to next week.

I become ruthless one day I think I did it five times more absurd than the last. It only took him 3 days before he stopped even standing up. Then came the massive insults. Real, real bad insults.

I can’t even repeat them. Basically the more I did it the more racist slurs he would throw around to me and towards the boss. Day before the big event.

I initiate the joke, he flys off the handle he doesn’t even give me time to walk in. He runs towards me and just starts to shout in my face. Spit flying left and right. I thought it was raining. After he is done ranting. All I say is “Ok I’ll stop.”

“ That’s right you lill bitch you might be in charge of this shift but I own this building. No N-word messes with me.”

All I could think is damn American History X over here. At this point my excitement for what’s about to happen is almost over flowing. I’m so excited I’m afraid I’m going to blow my cover.

Mind you I didn’t say a word to him about our boss coming in, and no one else on shift was willing to talk to him the last few weeks, because he is loosing his shit.

The day has comes. It’s night Im checking the window every 5 minutes for the boss arrival. Finally he shows up.

I look at Mr Hyena and tell him to get the phones I need to go outside. He scoffs his way to the desk and I start to walk away. “I’m not going to fall for your (input real messed up phrase).”

I go outside and greet our boss. I tell him it’s good to see him, and he shakes my hand. I walk into the building and make the announcement. Before the boss can say anything.

All you can hear is loud banging sound things being thrown and a ton of yelling. “You think I’m going to fall for that OP?? I’m not dumb it’s clear you were going to do some stupid BS like that. You think that lazy N-word Boss is going to ever come here.”

I should mention that our boss is African American. He came from the Ivory Coast to the USA , when he was 2 years old.

I look at my boss face, and it had the composure I have never seen before. He clears his throat and yells. “AT EASE.”

The building fall silent so quiet the dead themselves could be heard. Boss walks to the counter. The look on Hyenas face. Was worth more than than all the gold in the world. I felt like I had been starving for a month and the grandest meal was just placed in front of me.

Boss “Hello hyena how are you tonight?”

Hyena “g..go..good sir how are you.”

Boss “I’m well thanks a little tired but well.”

Hyena “Sir I’m sooo sorry I thought...”

Boss “I’m here to see how moral is going nothing more. By the looks of it it’s bad. What can I do to help?”

Unless things are real bad in your shop. One of the basic unspoken rules is,you don’t say a word to the big boss about anything. You deal with it at the lowest level possible.

OP “Sir we are ok here no problems we can’t deal with at our level.”

Boss”I see.... well if you do have anything I can fix let me know.” He walks around the building talking to the few others on shift.

He comes back to the counter. “Hyena can I talk to you in this officer over here please?”

They walk into the office and are in there for over 6 hours. Just before shift ends. The boss leaves, and Hyenas face looked drained.

He told me that no matter how many times he tried to apologize to the Boss he would get interrupted. Telling Hyena that he isn’t allowed to talk.

Boss spent 6 hours telling him different stories of African Americans who struggled to find a better life.

I don’t know many people who could have held their military bearing as well as the boss did, but it was impressive and inspiring.

The next night at work Hyena was not there. My direct boss said Hyena was moved to days no information given.

Fast forward about a month latter hyena went from E-3 to E-2 and lost his pay for 2 months. Latter dishonorably discharged, for being caught with weed and spice. The two punishments were not related.

tl:dr Friend becomes annoying and causes problems on shift. Gets caught by the boss only to be forced to listen to his stories for 6 hours. Gets demoted and eventually dishonorably discharged.

Incase you don’t know spice is artificial weed.

After that incident my shift ran perfect for a month and a half after that. The story on how all that crumbled will be my next story for you all.

(source) (story by Darigone)

[thesesoftboys]

yooo are you taking prompts?? I just saw your ae and Pete fic there and it was sooo good. You’re a really talented writer. If you would be up to it, would you be able to perhaps do the first time ae/pete call each other some kind of pet name like baby? Or their first I love you? I absolutely love “firsts”. This is totally up you, no pressure at all to do this!

wheee more prompts! send me MOAR im so productive…hope you like this, nonnie :)

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The sudden rain forces nearly everyone to converge in the cafeteria, grumbling and changing lunch plans and flicking water out of hair. Ae wipes the drops on his phone screen, checking to make sure it’s fine. He should probably get a new phone, something water resistant, but it’s not a priority right now. He frowns as someone jostles past him and he takes a few steps back, then openly scowls when cold water drips from the ceiling down to his back.

‘Excuse me,’ he grumbles as he weaves in and around people until he’s standing just inside the cafeteria, by the entrance walkway.

Ae: It’s raining hard, maybe we should just meet up later. Pete: I’m already on my way. Ae: OK. Find someplace closer to park. Pete: :)Ae: Text me when you arrive.

Pond: Ae! I found a table! It was a bloodbath to get it! Ae: I’m waiting for Pete. Where are you?

Somewhere in the distance, someone shouts, ‘Shorty!’ A hand waves frantically in the air at the other right side of the cafeteria.

Ae: Fuck. You. Pond: Haha you found me anyway XD

Pete: I’m here, Ae. Ae: I’m right by the entrance.

He’s not ashamed to say he stands a little on tiptoe to find Pete, who’s easy to spot amidst the ceaseless flow of students trying to get out of splash zones, apologising and ducking his head as he bumps into every other person. Ae reaches out and snags Pete’s hand before Pete can pass him by, and Pete blinks and then smiles at him. Pete is slightly damp from the rain and Ae tugs him towards a less crowded spot.

‘Didn’t you use an umbrella?’ asks Ae, wiping at Pete’s brow with the heel of his palm.

‘I forgot where I put it,’ says Pete sheepishly. ‘It just started raining all of a sudden. I think I saw Can trying to make it somewhere dry under his bag. I was going to offer him a ride but he was too far ahead.’

‘Tin can fuss over him.’

Pete smiles. ‘Like what you’re doing, Ae?’

Ae, who’s busily wiping down Pete’s shirt, taps him lightly on the cheek. ‘You’re spending too much time with Pond. Come on, I’m starving. What do you want to eat?’

Pete startles again when Ae twines their fingers together, and Ae resists the impulse to bring them someplace private and kiss the daylights out of Pete when Pete bites his lip and looks shy. Pete is adorable and Ae’s heart clenches at this latest display of that. Not the right time, he tells himself as he leads Pete to their table.

‘Dude, what took you so long?’ Pond demands as soon as they arrive, dumping their bags on the table. ‘Do you know how many people I had to fight to the death to stop them from sitting down?’

‘There’s a lot of people here, we could share,’ says Pete, and as if summoned, three boys appear with their trays and hopeful smiles.

Pond rolls his eyes and waves a hand at them. ‘Fine, fine, you guys can sit with us. Save a spot for Ping!’

Ae briefly scans the food stalls nearest them and then turns to Pete. ‘So, your choices are rice or soup?’

Pete sneezes out of the blue, then looks sheepishly at him.

Ae laughs. ‘Soup it is, babe. I’ll be back.’

He heads towards the stall with the shortest queue, reading the menu as he plucks his wallet out of his pocket. Pond catches up with him, apologising and making excuses to the other people as he squeezes in behind Ae.

‘Ae, I can’t believe you!’ Pond exclaims right into Ae’s ear.

Ae elbows him away. ‘Shit, personal space, Pond!’

‘Yeah, as if you do that to Pete.’

Ae gives Pond a dirty look over his shoulder.

Pond points a finger at him. ‘Oh, my God, you don’t even know!’

They shuffle forward in the queue. ‘What?’

‘I mean, I thought you were doing that on purpose to tease Pete. Did you see how red his face was? It was amazing!’

Ae stops and turns around to look at Pond grinning knowingly at him. ‘What?’He tries to look back at Pete but there are too many bodies blocking his view.

Someone clears their throat behind them and Ai and Pond obediently move. Pond keeps smiling like an idiot and Ae resists stepping on his foot. ‘Just spit it out already.’

‘That’s what Pete said - fuck, OK, sorry!’ Pond flinches back away from Ae’s foot and laughs, limping in line.

Ae’s eyebrow twitches. ‘Pond.’

Pond corals his giggles and slaps Ae on the shoulder. ‘You called Pete babe. Do you even remember that? Like, it’s not a big deal, except it’s Pete who’s shy as fuck, and it’s you. This is hilarious. Wait until Ping hears about this.’

Ae scowls. ‘So, what?’ Even as he says it, he can feel the blush spreading on his cheeks, his heart pounding. Did he really call Pete that? He can’t even remember. It doesn’t sound like him. Ae says the word in his head and thinks of Pete. Babe. Baby. Somehow, though, it fits. An open show of affection, a declaration in itself. He wonders if Pete likes to be called nicknames, if his lips will curl just that little bit deeper until his dimples appear. What if Pete calls Ae something? He can’t help but run through the pet names he knows: baby, darling, sweetheart, honey. They all sound gross, to be honest, but one of those words coming out of Pete’s mouth in relation to Ae -

‘Dude.’ Pond’s pointy elbow brings him back to reality, where it’s still raining and the lunch lady is impatiently waiting for him. He gives his orders and moves to the end of the counter to grab some utensils and pay.

Pond smirks at him as he receives his plate. ‘I can see you thinking too hard about this.’

Ae grabs his tray and waits for Pond. ’What?’

‘My inexperienced friend,’ says Pond, and Ae would hit him with the tray if he could, ‘it’s no big deal. That’s just how relationship works. You call each other special nicknames.‘

‘Should I keep calling him that?’ asks Ae, side-stepping past a drenched senior cursing up a storm.

‘Up to you, Ae. You don’t force these things. Though, I suggest you do, because you have got to see Pete’s adorable face when you do it!’

Ae’s pulse picks up as they near the table, but Pete’s not there. He puts his tray down and looks around.

‘He’s buying some milk tea,’ one of the guys tells him. ‘Said he’ll be back real quick.’

Pond rounds the table and sits down with a smug look. ‘Pete knows you too well, Ae.’

Ae ignores him and places Pete’s tom kha gai on the table, then leaves his own dish on the tray because there’s nowhere to put it. Pond starts to eat and talks to the guys at their table, soon to be Chemical Engineers who play for the basketball team. Ae is distracted, watching out for Pete, and Pond nudges his foot under the table and gestures behind Ae.

‘You didn’t buy me anything?’ Ping asks as he squeezes next to Pond. He brandishes his drink in Pond’s face. ‘Pete bought me tea but you couldn’t get me some khao?’

Pete sits down beside Ae and hands him a plastic cup, smiling softly, the corner of his bottom lip caught between his teeth.

‘Thanks,’ says Ae, ‘Pete.’

It’s as natural as breathing; it’s not a nickname but it’s still a special word, the letters softened with fondness. It might as well mean babe or you’re important to me or I like you. He doesn’t have to worry about this sort of thing. It’ll happen naturally, like Pond said.

Across from them, Pond winks at Ae and makes kissy faces so Ae has to kick him on the shin.

[marvolord]

MOTTE In Berlin

I just came home after such an adventurous and surreal day and really wanted to write everything down while it i s still fresh.

My day began with a panic attack when it was announced that my train to Berlin was cancelled, I just stood infront of the sign for a god 5 minutes before I headed to the DB office and luckily they gave me a substitute ticket for a train in 4 min. Once I was in Berlin I decided to stroll through the city and just somehow kill time because I arrived at 10.30 am but the city was so ful of people that I decided to go back to the central station again, until I remembered that we were supposed to pick up the banners infront  of the venue. I came there around 3pm and they really had loads of banners and they looked soo amazing okay. The vip tickets and staning tickets were already queueing and I actually got to make conversation with strangers.

And just as I was about to go somehwere else  I’ve met @dae-dreamxx in the front of stage  and we took a pic together !

After a while I noticed that there was already forming a q for the rangs around 4.20pm so I decided to head over there to be at the front to get some merch

when it was 6pm and nothing happened we didnt think much of it but after another 30 min passed the staff announced that the entry woud be delayed for an unknown time and tahts when I got really worried, I was so scared that he wsa not feeling well

In between the waiting screams were suddenly heard from the cwod and tbhh we all though ji was standing on the balcony lmao it was a camera man tho who filmed us so my hopes are high that well get a dvd INEED THAT

that was also the first time my body realy realized that this was real, I was shaing the enire time lmao

there I met super nice girls from Denmark  @theblobmaster and Greece!

Once we were inside we have managed to get to the merch pretty fast and i bought the last sticker set and a keychain in black ( Im stillsad the towel was sold out) it was 7pm by then

when we headed up to the rangs another fan told us that the staff was giving the seats upgrades so we sprinted there and I really got one!!! I was seated in the lower rang then and had a fantstic view I am so happy

When the mvs were shown to keep the fans entertained the screams for those were already pretty loud but when the concert starte ohmygod THEY WERE SO DEAFIENING but just in the right moments you now

and h e spoke german !!!! he said ‘HALLO’ and 'ich liebe dich’ ( I love you , he meant ich liebe euch though i think he used Google trans) and we went cray and he was so cute trying to read it right from the teleprompter (his smile is sooo pretty oaky)

as the songs wnet on weve already managed some fanchants as well as Kwo Jiyong chants and he mimicked our screams and that made us scream even louder lmao during I love it he was super playful and I didnt fim it TT he was just super ute and running aroud the stage like crazy

I hnestly cant remember his talk , I have filmed verything tho and I know we were giving him cheers in the right momnts and wehn he was talking about BIGBANg the croud went wild again so he repeated saying it and he told us he loved us aaaaaaaaaaaaaa  and we had Kwon Jiyonfg chants like 3 times and he was so happy I really dont think he was epecting so massive responses. Also do you  know how loud we were when he was suddenly all naked under that suit?????? AND HIS TATTOOOS I TELL YOU

He also told us that he loved the banners during middle fingers up and honestly it was so cool to see everyone in the venue reaise the banners and ahfkhgaohoiagjioag he felt loved and that was so important to us. When he announced the 'last song’ he got playful again and im sorry I cant remember it now I have to watch my video lmao

BUT WHEN UNTITLED CAME FIRST OF ALL HE WAS LYING ON STAGE CEASAR STYLEADN THE CHANTS I TELL YOU THE CHANTS WE SANG THE WOLE SONG AWITH HIM WHILE HOLDING THE BANNERS WITH ’ EVE IN OU NEXT LIVES WE WILL BE  YOUR FANS’ AND EVERYONE STOOD UP   eventually after the song eneded he he was in the front row he sang accapella and dude he reached all high notes he didnt miss on he hagve his all and somehow his eyes were teary throuhout half the concert he must have really liked the mood and the love and no I am emo again

and he left with the truman show phrase and a kiss to us all

[alanmrco-blog]

some updates !

hello everyone! ive decided ive wanted to make a little post about some things going on in my life and how it will effect my blog!

- bussyyyyy. this is the most important one. as a hs freshman in the first month of school, things will slowly but surely start to get a little difficult, so i will not be active as much. if any of you want to arrange when we can chat, it’s most likely be around 6 am - 6:20 am est, this is when im on my bus going to school! then after school, usually around 3 pm - 11 pm which is when i go to sleep. this will change on weekends.

- asks. ive been seeing your asks everyone! im so sorry, ive been wanting to help and make big ol masteposts and things for anons but, i usually can never find the time for it, and im sorry and i apologize :( i will try my best to answer them. but keep this in mind; i won’t answer right away!

- queue’d posts. oh my goodness?? ive never run out of posts on my queue ever. this is the first time it’s happened, and it sucks :( because of my inactivity, ive been queueing posts very little! so this will make my blog inactive when it’s not with queued posts. again, working on this one!

- to my dear tumblr friends. im so so sooo sorry if i don’t answer you guys as soon as you message me, (don’t worry it bugs me too if im in your position!) i again am busy. so if i don’t answer you it doesn’t mean i have anything against you guys! i love you with alllll my heart and you haven’t done anything wrong! please try to be patient with me, okay?

- 100 days of productivity. this will be the core of my posts for a while. i will be posting this every day so woo!! but i will make a mobile link to the tag with it so you can check back if you wanna see what i did that day :)

- japanese. oh no!! ive been slacking!! this is more of a personal one, you can skip over this point if you’d like but, note to self. PRACTICE JAPANESE YOURE GOING TO FORGET EVERYTHING UGHH. okay done!

- emotions. for those of you who don’t know what this is, it’s my playlist pack that i will be releasing a little bit of it every Friday, and two of them have come out already! (i would give the links but mobile coding isn’t fun! just search “emotions” on my blog!) so, anyway i will still be releasing them each Friday! woo!

i think that’s about it! thank you sooo much is you read all of it, here’s a high five! also thank you all for the love and support in general, you guys are the people who keep me going. love you all dearly! sincerely, alan