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oworiio · 4 years ago

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(greasy) gamer boy chifuyu scenarios + visuals.

cw: 🔞 ! discord, reddit, masturbation, pet play, vaginal sex, anal play (?), thigh riding, daddy kink, cock warming, exhibition, blowjobs. nicknames: master, puppy, daddy, baby.

tagging: @tooweirdforyou, @takenyoomies, @chloe-nanami, @baji-san.

— note: this might be rushed... & not proof read like always oops.

You met him purely by chance, needing more friends to play games with. Stumbling upon 'Gaming and Anime.' Perfect! You loved games and anime, two birds and one stone, right?

It started with you chatting with a random member nicknamed ‘Master Chifuyu.’ Corny, but you didn’t really care. Getting to know him was amazing, charming, likes the same games and anime as you, good at games, easy to talk to— not to mention his voice was so attractive and god, when he revealed his face, you swore you were about to ride your goddamn screen.

No fair at all, discord mods were usually fucking horrendous inside and out. God was truly looking over you, he found you attractive and he lived close to you too! That’s how your ‘relationship’ started.

— 1 visuals: link (it's a car but just pretend)

Chifuyu was a horny bastard, never having a girlfriend for long enough to have sex with. He had a porn addiction, sadly— You caught him in the act a couple of times, cock in hand with him desperately jerking off to some videos he found on Reddit. It actually made you kinda sad. I mean, he has a girlfriend for a reason. You were always willing to help him if he was horny or stressed.

Panting and sighing as he tried not to moan as his palm met his sensitive head. Porn with loud fake moans blaring out of his headset as you entered, dropping your bags and immediately forgetting whatever you were gonna say.

“Oh- oh shit! Baby! I didn’t know you were comin’ over.” The male gasps, shutting off whatever he had playing on his monitor, turning his chair around to face you— completely shadowing the fact his hard cock was in front of you.

God he had a decent size, extremely thick too. “‘M sorry Y/N, promise. I just-” his words completely fly through you. Now you were turned on as you just gawked at his sex, running over to assist your boyfriend, dropping to your knees.

Your hands gripped to his shaft as you looked up at him, stroking it softly. "Hah- baby you really don't have to-"

"I know. I wanna help." You cut him off, staring at his face as he tries not to moan out and fuck into your hands, so cute.

— 2 visuals: link, link

Something you learned as you finally started having a sexual relationship is that Chifuyu liked cosplay. Actually he loved it when you did it, started making you cosplay his favorite characters just for him to fuck you and soil your costume with his cum. But the thing he loved most was when you’d pretend to be his pet. Collar, leash, everything. Even started making you wear butt plugs with a tail attached to it.

“Fu- Master it hurts, s'so big!” You whined as he stretched your insides with every inch, he was so thick.

“Shh, it’s only for a little bit, promise.” He cooed, grunting as his whole length bottomed inside of your cunt. That tail up your ass was making you tighter than ever, gummy walls squeezing around his fat length.

“Calm down or master won't last long.."

He rubs your ass as he starts slow, the pain quickly turning into pleasure. “So good, master!” your babbling comes out muffled as you face the pillow, gripping the sheets beside you—moving your hips with him, tail bouncing. “Want your cock so badly.” Your collar jingled with each stroke.

“Don’t worry puppy, master will take care of you.”

— 3 visuals: link, link, link

At times, Chifuyu would neglect you sexually. It would be about a week or two since he’s even touched your cunt. He's been too caught up in his game to even pay attention to you. Only ever interacting with you when he asks you to hand him another Monster in the fridge. But you were needy and wanting some sorta stimulation. Handing him his drink but instead of leaving, you sat on his lap. The end result is something you didn’t want, but you weren’t ungrateful for either.

Holding onto his neck, hugging him as you huff and whimper into his ear. Mindlessly grinding your naked sex all over his thigh as he continues to play his game.

"Daddy!" you whine, holding onto him as he ignores your existence— your cunt getting wetter with each hump to your clit. The moaning did get to Chifuyu, cock aching in his pants as he tries to focus on CSGO, he sighs.

"Fuck, let daddy game. Please, baby?"

If you were lucky and you did that, Chifuyu would allow you to sit on his cock, but he wouldn’t move. And you better not even try to bounce on it either, any type of movement reverts his attention to your sopping cunt and not the game.

"'Fuyu please move, please! Do anything for it!" You whine, grinding your hips against his pelvis, the stimulation mixed with his cock stirring inside you made your cunt leak, liquid dribbling to his chair.

"Shut up."

His crude reply makes you suck your teeth, pouting with a 'hmph!' but you obey, allowing him to enjoy his time. When Chifuyu would get frustrated at his game, he'd thrust inside of you, grunting and cursing at his screen.

But it wasn't all bad, if you were being a brat he'd just straight up forget his game, fucking you like a cock sleeve.

"Hah- Daddy, fuck- m'sorry!" You cry out, his grip on your hips will definitely leave a mark after.

"Shut your mouth, You were begging for this." You mewl at his response, the handle on his desk tightens as he gets more rough, wood and electronics thumping against the wall.

— 4

But neglect like that got even worse when he started streaming, completely shutting you out as he focused more on his streams. You were jealous, not only was he not paying attention to you, but he was paying more attention to his server and female viewers more than you.

You were fed up, the reminders and talks did nothing but give you a 'I get it already.' and sighs, he was so caught up in this bullshit he's practically throwing away his relationship.

It was another one of his 4PM streams, Minecraft again. You came up with a perfect plan to get back at him— which kinda benefits him but who's really paying attention.

Crawling under your boyfriend's desk as he continues to pay attention to his stream, not batting an eye at you as he actively makes jokes with them. Curious hands find his thighs, two fingers stepping and trailing over to his crotch, unzipping and unbuttoning his jeans, finally acknowledging your presence.

“What are you doing?” He whispers to you, but you just smirk at him pulling his pants along with his boxers to his thighs he gasps. Looking back up, he forgot he was streaming.

“Ah, heh.” He scratches his head, nervously laughing. “Sorry guys my cat is playing under the table, You guys met Peke J, right?”

You scoff at his quick thinking, grabbing his shaft, quickly licking a fat strip on his slit, he sighs.

You continue your ministrations, sliding it in and out of your mouth, you wish you could see his face as he tries his hardest not to look out of the ordinary. But eventually he learns to shut you out, cocking a brow at his sudden neglection.

You weren't gonna let him enjoy his stream. Not a chance, downing his whole length inside of your throat, making sure you choked, he groans in response, legs squirming underneath his desk.

"Sorry guys." He clears his throat.

"I gotta the end stream, my pet's giving me problems."

#tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers smut #tokyo revengers x reader #chifuyu smut #chifuyu x reader #chifuyu matsuno x reader #chifuyu matsuno smut

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autocann1bal · 2 years ago

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oops

ok so for the two people that wanted my locklyle playlist analysis, its in the works i did not forget about you!! (sorry for the tag just wanted to let yall know) ( @rosethevoid @thespektorspectator ) also just so yall know its. very long. like its at part 8 right now and i still might have 2-4 more parts to make so. uh. i went a little overboard dhfjgdhfg but i hope you have fun reading my incoherent babbling!!

#lockwood and co #lockwood and lucy #locklyle #anthony lockwood #george karim #lucy carlyle #locklyle for life #its so long help me #thats what she said #HAHAHAHAH #anyway #playlist analysis #i went a little overboard #therapy needed

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fandom-puff · 4 years ago

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Noisy

Pairing: Severus Snape x reader

Requested by: anon ‘Yeyy requests are open ✨ could you do snape x reader where normally he’s not that loud in bed but readers goal is to change that so at the end of the night sev is very vocal and a moaning mess?’

Notes: yeah sorry this has been a work in progress for like two weeks oops. I know I keep saying this, but bear with me- I’m slowly getting energy and motivation and I’ve been taking my meds and my vitamin gummies :)

Warnings: smut, swearing, oral and penetrative sex

Gif creds to owner

Severus Snape was a highly controlled man.

Even if he stubbed his big toe on the edge on the bed, he was relatively quiet, simply cursing under his breath before brushing it off.

When you made love, he barely made a sound, other that his laboured breathing and the slight grunt he made as he came. You were a completely different story, gasping and crying out as Severus pleasured every inch on your body.

At first you thought you weren’t pleasuring him, but once when you were riding him, you saw his eyes squeezed shut, his furrowed brow, the way his teeth dug into his lip as a flush covered his pale, sweaty face. He was definitely enjoying himself... but he was also holding back.

You wanted Severus Snape to lose control. To hear the beautiful noises he so often suppressed with his teeth.

“Sev...” you moaned breathlessly as he pressed open mouthed kisses against your neck, pushing you back against his living room couch. You could feel his hardening cock pressed against your thigh as you rocked your hips up, desperate for friction, reaching to tug your fingers through his hair. “Severus, please,” you whined, torn between letting him ruin you on the couch and actually trying to get him to let loose.

“Please what, YN, dear? Do you want me to fuck you right here?” He murmured, his velvet drawl rumbling across your skin. You shuddered, but shook your head, pushing him up. Before he could frown, you gently pushed him into a sitting position, sitting comfortably on his lap.

“I want to suck your cock, Severus. You make me feel so good with you mouth. A-and I wanna do the same for you. Want to... want to taste you,” you mumbled the last bit, your sudden streak of confidence dissipating.

Severus arched his brow, tipping your chin up so you had to look at him. “Is that so, YN?” He asked and you nodded. You had never given Severus a blowjob before, but Witch Weekly had a rather interesting article on technique, and you were desperate to try it out on him. “Shall we go to the bedroom then, love?”

“No. Here,” you decided, already getting to your knees.

“But... you’ll hurt your knees,” Severus said bemusedly. “You’ll be covered in bruises,”

You shrugged, pushing his robes off his shoulders. “Good,” was all you said, before undoing the many buttons of his placket, before slowly easing his trousers down, just enough for you to fish his cock from his trousers. You licked your lips instinctively. Witch Weekly had said nothing about trying to fit something as large as Severus’s cock down your throat...

You looked up at Severus with wide eyes as you began to pump his cock slowly, using your spit as lubrication. Severus stared down at you, his lip already between his teeth at the sight before him, breathing shallow. When your tongue darted out to flicker over his slit, he let out a shuddering breath, knuckles white as he clenched his fists at his side. You gathered up the droplets of precum on your tongue, moaning quietly at the taste. If Severus had been a man with very little control, he would’ve come from the sight of your eyes rolling back at the first taste of him. Brows firmly knitted together, he watched as your lips enveloped around the bulbous head of his cock, and- sweet Merlin- you applied the gentlest suckling pressure he had ever experienced, yet beside the meekness of the action, it was one of the best sensations he had ever felt. “Good girl,” he gritted out, grasping at the fabric of his discarded robes as your moan vibrated over his throbbing cock. You steadied your breathing, beginning to swallow him down into your greedy throat, gagging slightly.

Severus saw white, his hand darting to grasp onto a fistful of your hair. “Fuck, YN, good girl, just like that,” he breathed, and you smirked to yourself (as best you could with a mouthful of cock). Severus’s control was slipping. You felt his thighs tremble, his nails scrape against your scalp, the slight rocking of his hips that had you gagging slightly, your eyes rolling back as you felt wetness pool between your thighs. You pulled off with a pop, and Severus groaned, tipping his head back as his hips rocked against nothing, his cock slapping your cheek once as you sat back on your heels, gazing up at him.

“You sound so beautiful,” you said gently, smiling slightly, your lips slightly swollen. “Moaning like that. I love it. I love you,” you babbled bashfully as Severus caught his breath.

“Bloody well come here and ride me,” Severus groaned, beckoning you with his finger.

“Do you not want me to... finish what I was doing?” You asked innocently, and Severus moaned lowly.

“No. As much as I love your throat, darling, right now I want nothing more than to pound up into that delicious little cunt of yours,”

You moaned at his words and nodded, wriggling out of your jeans and knickers before straddling Severus. With a little teamwork and adjusting, you were soon impaled on his cock, feeling your pussy get stretched out, head lolling forwards at the feeling of being completely filled to the brim. You slowly began rocking your hips, gasping and whining slightly as you adjusted, your forehead pressed against Severus’s. Severus grunted, grasping onto your hips, as he began rutting up into you. You pulled your head away to watch him, watch his beautiful face as you so often did when you made love, but now it was different. Spurned on by your adoration for his sounds, Severus let go completely. It was like a switch had been flipped; you were no longer making love with your controlled, stoic potions master; you were bouncing on the cock of a feral man, whose teeth were bared in a pleasured snarl, whose hair was wild, who was grunting and groaning, ever increasing in volume as he neared his peak, feeling your tightness milk his cock of everything he had. Growling, he flipped you onto the couch, back onto your back, holding your legs apart as he pounded into you ruthlessly, riding out his orgasm as you shuddered, crying out as he pressed his fingers against your clit, launching you over the edge.

Panting, he pulled out of you, spelling you both clean before he pulled you back onto his lap. You were dazed, a stunned smile etched over your hot face as you leaned against his shoulder, jelly-legged and satiated. “I mean what I said, you know?” You mumbled, half-asleep as Severus lifted you up to carry you to bed. “I love the noises you make. All of them. Especially when you lose control...”

Tags: @liliputbahn @lilymurphy03 @pinkandblueblurbs @wholebigboxofyikes @remus-lupin-simp @dailyalanrickman @cremedelabrulee @simpforsnape @imareallygrumpyme @ithinkweallsing @lizlil @whizzbeesdukes @sassicaismysupreme @acciosiriusblack @highfunctioningfangirl19 @sw33tgirl @sociallyawkward-princess @pandaxnienke

#severus snape one shot #severus snape x reader #Severus Snape smut #severus snape x reader smut #severus snape x you #severus snape x y/n #harry potter #hp #request #harry potter imagine #Harry Potter smut #2021

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teaandinanity · 8 years ago

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Half of this is dancers/singers. I may have a problem. (If the backgrounds look wrong, it’s because I borrowed from other characters who were runners up!)

Template from masochistic-petals because they were so kind as to post it!

Sword: Masked Marth, because Lucina is my darling daughter and M!Marth is my remarkably effective not-healer for Tempest Trials while also being able to murderize all the things as long as I’m not a complete idiot with positioning. Background is from Black Knight, who I love for the fact that I can basically park him in the middle of a map and laugh while things die.

Lance: Brave Lucina, again because Lucina is my darling daughter and also because the BUFFS omg.

Axe: Performing Arts Azura’s dance buffs are ridiculous and her attack stat is great AND she can sometimes survive a hit. She’s really great. Background is from Summer Tiki, who was my first Really Good Green Unit. Third runner up is Brave Ike, who I like for effectiveness but am for some reason not totally enamored of.

Bow: Brave Lyn, who destroys all. She’s a beast and I love it.

Daggers: Performing Arts Olivia, who I adore even though she’s only half-built RN and cannot destroy much of anything. Olivia is adorable.

Red Mage: Arvis, because I love debuffs on other people and also his art is pretty. If I pull a second Deirdre, one may need to be sacrificed to give him more debuffs (because hilarity).

Blue Mage: Shigure, because he’s adorable + has sing. Background partially from Summer Corrin, who I suspect I will like more once I have a proper Flier Emblem team buffing her and am not fielding her as Sad Lone Flier. And here I admit to sacrilege: I actually have a Reinhardt who did not make this list because I hate using him. HE IS SO SQUISHY.

Green Mage: Inigo, because parking him in range for a Reinhardt or a B!Lyn and watching them die is hilarious. I am SO PROFOUNDLY AMUSED that a ‘support mage’ is the best check for two of the former major threats and is so good at it that he survives baiting. Background is Deirdre, because holy cow she can tank magic, she’s a beast and I like her very much. Also she got me through a significant chunk of the Infernal Manakete map.

Dragon: Ninian, who was the first dancer I ever pulled, very early on. I love her. She was my first unit to 3k, and is still one of my main training dancers just for nostalgia even though I have others who are wildly more effective (I didn’t understand unit building when I got her so she’s pretty much still rocking her base kit).

Healer: Elise, for mobility and the attack buff.

My ideal team composition is cute boys and ladies who destroy things. <3

#fire emblem #fire emblem heroes #babble tea (blacklist this for less chatter)#favorite heroes #sorry everyone I meant to post this earlier so it wouldn't come during the nightpost deluge OOPS #this is a meme tag

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the-iceni-bitch · 5 years ago

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Puppy Love

Pairing: Jake Jensen/Fem-Reader

Words: 4684

Summary: You and Jake Jensen work together for the first time on a recon mission. You’re the consummate professional, while Jake is basically a man-child with a heart of gold. Will he be able to soften your cold demeanor?

Warnings: Explicit language, explicit sexual content, explicit descriptions of violence, SMUT, 18+

A/N: I ended up be a little later than I had planned with this one as I wanted to do some edits since the first draft didn’t seem quite right to me, but here it is, for day 5 of my birthday week. I actually watched “The Losers” for the first time today and I would highly recommend it. It’s a bit on the cheesy side but Jake Jensen really makes it worth it. I’m going to tag @stargazingfangirl18 and @starlightcrystalline, as I know they’re fans of Jake’s. Please enjoy!

“What’s he look like again?”

“Golden retriever in human form, blond buzz, goatee, Harry Potter glasses.” Aisha instructed you over your phone. “Probably stuffing his face at the buffet. He’ll have a comm for you. Thanks for stepping in for me at the last minute.”

“Well, you didn’t give me that much of a choice.” You said, no real malice behind it. You did owe her after all. “Found him. Talk to you in a sec.”

She had been right, you found your contact at the buffet, balancing two plates on one forearm and loading them with an obscene amount of h’ors douvres. He didn’t notice you walking up behind him, he was so engrossed in the spread.

“Jensen?”

The man nearly jumped out of his skin, just barely avoiding spilling foie gras on his tux.

“Shit.” He muttered under his breath as he set the plates down on a table and turned back to you. “Y/N? Hi! Call me Jake!” He wiped his hands on his pants leg before offering you one to shake in greeting.

You cocked one eyebrow at him as he gave you a slightly crooked grin and took his hand. “Right, you have a comm for me?”

“Crap, yes, here you go.” He handed the small earpiece and gave you a good look, eyes scanning up and down your body. You were wearing a long sleeve green satin gown. The bodice hugged you tightly down to your hips before flaring into a skirt that had a slit running all the way up your leg. The gown didn’t have a back, showing off the lean muscles moving beneath your skin.

Jensen cleared his throat and took what you thought was supposed to be a nonchalant pose; leaning back on one foot with his arms crossed, one eyebrow lifted in an expression you couldn’t identify. “So,” he said in an artificially deep voice. “Where, uh, where are you from?”

You rolled your eyes and ignored the question as you inserted the comm link into your ear. “Comm test, can you read me, Aisha?”

“I read you, I see you found Jensen.”

“Yeah, where are we heading?”

“Right down to business, I can respect that.” Jensen said, nodding his head as he shuffled his feet and crossed and uncrossed his arms repeatedly, trying to give off an air of confidence and failing miserably.

“There’s a hallway to your left that should lead to the north wing of the property where the entrance to the server room is. Security is pretty lax right now but they’re definitely still there so make sure you don’t look suspicious.”

“Got it.” You turned back to Jensen and put one arm through his, giving him a radiant smile as the two of you started to head down the hall.

“Hahaha, what’s happening?” Jensen laughed nervously at your sudden and extreme change in demeanor.

“Relax, Jensen. We’re just taking a stroll to look at the artwork. Nothing that should concern anyone.”

“Oh, ok. Are you acting right now? You’re really good at it.”

Your smile started to strain. Wasn’t this guy supposed to be a professional? “That’s part of the job.” You grabbed a glass of champagne from one of the waiters before you headed down the hallway. You nodded to Jensen to grab one as well, hoping that if he started drinking, he might stop talking.

You were wrong.

“I always feel so awkward when I have to act on a job, you know? Like, what’s my character’s story? His motivations?” He took a sip of champagne. “Mm, this is good.”

You chugged your glass in one gulp. Maybe if you got a buzz going, the constant chatter wouldn’t bother you as much.

“Wow. That was impressive.”

“Jensen, Y/N is too much of a pro to say so, but you need to shut the fuck up.” Aisha said through your comms, exasperated. You heard laughing from the rest of the team in the background and gave a small smirk.

“Right, sorry. I babble when I’m nervous.” He said, taking another sip of champagne.

You were getting close to the server room now and saw a security guard walking towards you. You pulled Jensen off to the side and stared at a beautiful replica of John William Waterhouse’s ‘The Soul of the Rose’.

“Tell me about this one, sweetie.” You said, your voice sickeningly sweet as you giggled breathlessly and looked at Jensen coquettishly, fluttering your eyelashes at him.

“Uhh, this is a painting of… a woman, um, smelling a rose. From…. Sometime in the past?” He said, painfully.

Fortunately, the guard didn’t stop to analyze the absolute stupidity that was coming out of this man’s mouth. He continued past the two of you and you started to head back towards your destination.

“Fascinating analysis, Jensen.” You said dryly.

“Listen, I can’t ad lib. I need time to prepare my lines.”

“How have you survived in this… fuck.” You drew him back sharply before he had a chance to round the corner. There were two guards posted at the door to the server room. “Aisha, we’ve got two bogies right where we need to be. Is there any other way in?”

“Shit, no. Vents are welded shut and the roof is crawling with security, so the sky light isn’t an option.”

You chewed your lips as you weighed the several different scenarios. “Is there a closet or other sort of storage nearby?”

“Yeah, there’s a janitor’s closet right across the hall.”

“Great.” Not trusting your partner to act the part believably, you figured startling him would get him into a convincing state.

You grabbed his ears and pulled his face to yours, kissing him hard. He gave a small yelp into your mouth as you pulled him backwards with you, into the view of the two waiting guards. You separated from him and he gave you a goofy grin trying to kiss you again as you turned away from him, pulling him by his wrist and giggling.

You staggered drunkenly towards the two guards and gave them a sloppy grin. “’Scuse me.“ You slurred at them. Jensen collided into your back clumsily, panting breathlessly. “We’re looking for the bathroom.”

“You need to move out of this area.” One of the guards scowled at you, his hand moving to the gun holstered on his hip.

“How… dare you?” You whined, stepping forward and poking him in the chest. “Do you even know who you’re talking to? Do you know who my daddy is?”

The guard looked past you at Jensen. “Sir, you need to take her out of here.”

“Don’t you talk over me!” You dug your hand in your purse. “I’m calling daddy right now, you are going to be so fired.”

He rolled his eyes and moved to grab your arm when you pulled the syringe out of your purse and plunged it into his neck. He let out a hiss and slumped against the wall. You pulled his gun out of the holster and whipped the other guard across the face with it before he had a chance to reach for his radio.

“Wait, was that not a real kiss?” Jensen asked with a confused look on his face. He stared at the two guards lying on the floor, his brain trying to catch up with everything that just happened.

“Oh my god, Jensen, get your head in the game.” Aisha scolded through the comms.

“Help me get them into the closet.” You hissed at him after you managed to gag and hogtie both of them.

“Right.” You shoved the guards into the tiny storage area and forced the door closed. Jensen moved to the key pad and connected it to his phone, a look of concentration coming over his face as he got to work.

You rolled your neck loosely as you waited and in less than a minute he made a small triumphant noise.

“Jensen comes in in the clutch and the crowd goes wild!” He made a noise like cheers in a stadium and put his hand up to give you a high five.

You opened the door to the server room and headed in, leaving him hanging. You heard him slap his own hand before he followed you. “So serious.” You heard him whisper over the comms. “ ‘Good job Jensen. And by the way that kiss was amazing, let’s do it again.’ “

“We can hear you, idiot.” Aisha said in your ears, her tone dripping with annoyance.

“Oops.”

“Where’s the server we want?” You asked him over your shoulder.

“This way.” He led you down an aisle to your right before arriving at the server you needed, pulling a small tablet out of his tux jacket and connecting it. “This should just take a few minutes.”

“Great.”

“So, um, how do you know Aisha?” he said, trying to fill the silence.

“High school.” You said flatly.

“Oh, really? That long?”

“No.”

“Of course not. She mentioned something about Finland?”

“Yep.”

“So, snowy there, huh?”

“Sure is.”

“Oook.” He felt horribly awkward. He knew he had no game, but dealing with women like you and Aisha really cemented that. He turned his concentration back to the algorithm that was running and started singing Bon Jovi to himself.

You rolled your eyes. You couldn’t believe Aisha worked with this man-child. He must be a genius with computers for her to put up with this bullshit. Granted, he filled out that tux real nice; his broad shoulders stretching the back of the jacket in a titillating way before his torso narrowed in an almost perfect V to his hips. The jacket covered it some, but you could tell he had a nice ass under the slacks as well. Maybe she kept him around for the eye candy.

“Wanted, wantehehed, dead or alive! And done!” He finished up, disconnecting from the server and turning to give you another goofy grin.

You smirked at him and started to head back out of the room.

“Was that an almost smile, Y/N?” he said teasingly behind you. “Are you warming up to me?”

“Please stop talking,” You told him half-heartedly, too mentally exhausted to really scold him.

You turned the corner and ran into three armed guards. You all stared at each other for a second before they drew their guns and brought them up to fire.

You shoved Jensen behind the servers and dove after him as bullets started ricocheting everywhere.

“We’re blown, Aisha! We need an exit.”

“Shit, hold them down while I work something out.”

“Got it. You armed, Jensen?” You looked at him as you slipped out of your heels.

“Fuck, no. I was worried a gun would ruin the lines of my tux.”

“That is so fucking stupid.” You hissed. Of course, you hadn’t brought a gun either, but that was because you knew the venue’s security measures would have gone into hyper drive if you had gotten caught with one. You shoved your shoes into Jensen’s arm along with your purse as you pulled out a ceramic blade from under your skirt.

“Where were you keeping that?” Jensen asked you, eyes bulging as he tried to imagine where you could have been storing the giant knife in your skintight dress.

You gave him a grunt as you edged your way between the servers slowly, moving closer to the gunman as they shuffled forward, continuing to fire at the two of you.

You reached the server next to the nearest gunman and shot your arm out to knock the gun out of his hand. You brought a knee up into his diaphragm and plunged your knife in between his shoulders and then his neck, slipping back between the servers as he dropped to the floor.

The other two guards seemed to remember suddenly that they were in a room full of delicate computer equipment and they stowed their weapons, dropping into fight ready stances as they tried to determine where you were.

You shot out like a whip, punching the first guard in the gut then the throat and grabbing him around the waist to tackle him. You used the momentum to carry you forward and delivered a scorpion kick to the other man’s face, making him stagger back into the servers, clutching his nose. The first man wasn’t going down, so you released him and sprung off one leg to push off a server wall and whip the opposite foot around to drive into his face hard, sending him sprawling as you landed on one knee beside him, plunging your knife into his chest.

“Jesus, Jensen what’s happening?” Aisha yelled over the comms.

“Uhh, Y/N is kicking some serious ass.” Jake watched you stand up slowly from the second body, spinning your knife through your fingers as you turned to face your final opponent.

“Well both of you need to get to the skylight ASAP for extraction, Pooch’ll be there with a chopper in exactly one minute.”

“Got it. You get that, Y/N?”

“Yeah, just a second.” You jumped up to grab one of the pipes running along the ceiling and wrapped your thighs around the guard’s neck, squeezing him hard enough to cut off blood and oxygen to his brain. You didn’t notice him draw a knife of his own from a sheath at his thigh.

Jake hissed when he saw and grabbed the gun the first guard had dropped, shooting your opponent three times in his chest before he had a chance to slash across your femoral artery. You landed on your feet as he dropped between your legs.

“Nice shot.” You told Jake, giving him an approving nod as the two of you started to jog to the extraction point.

“Aww, shucks.” Jake groaned internally at that, not wanting to think about how stupid he sounded.

“We’re here.” You told Aisha over the comm. “How exactly is Pooch getting us out of here? There’s no room on the roof for a chopper.”

“He’s going to drop you a line.”

“Great.” The skylight was purely for show, there was no way to open it. You pushed Jake back and took the gun from him when you heard chopper blades, and shot the glass out of the window.

A rope dropped through the opening immediately and Jake wrapped his right leg and arm through it before holding you to him with his left arm.

“Hi.” He said sheepishly as he looked at you. “Wait, weren’t there guards on the roof?”

You didn’t get a chance to answer as the two of you were lifted into the air as the chopper took off. You heard gunfire and saw muzzle flashes before you were exposed to the open air.

A bullet ripped through the air less than 6 inches from your face and Jake swore. “Don’t drop me.” You told him as you started firing at the guards on the roof, making sure to pick your shots carefully so you didn’t waste any bullets.

Once you were safely out of gun range, someone in the chopper started pulling the two of you up. Jake gave a melodramatic sigh once the two of you were safely inside, laying back against the floor, still holding you to him, before he let out a whoop and sat up quickly, releasing you. He watched you with one of those ridiculous grins on his face as you settled yourself into one of the seats.

“That was exciting!” He said giddily. “Cougar, you should have seen it. Y/N took out three guys with guns with just a knife and, like, her legs.”

You couldn’t help it, that damn smile of his was too infectious. Your lips curled up slightly as he narrated the fight to a disinterested Cougar, leaning you head back against the chopper. The idiot had grown on you.

“And, hoo, when you kicked that one guy in the face, while you were tackling the other guy. Man, that was fucking ace!” He finished up his narration as you landed back at the warehouse.

Clay and Aisha greeted you when you landed. Aisha let out a deep breath once she saw to two of you step out of the chopper, tension leaving her body.

“You two get it done?” Clay asked.

“We sure did, boss! Backdoor is open for us anytime!” Jake said excitedly.

“Perfect, let’s all get some drinks.”

“Glad you’re ok, Y/N.” Aisha said, handing you a shot of tequila when you arrived at the basic bar set up.

“Well, we’re officially even now.” You told her around a grin before tossing back your shot and pouring another.

“Don’t worry, I won’t ask you for any more favors.” She said through a smile of her own.

“Aw, c’mon, Aisha. The two of us make a pretty killer team! I think she should maybe join our little loser club!” Jensen draped an arm around your shoulder. He had undone his bowtie and the top few buttons of his shirt, exposing a light dusting of dark hair at the top of his chest. He looked down at you and gave you a grin and a wink.

Well, fuck.

You slammed your second shot back, nodded to Aisha, and pulled Jake by his wrist to follow you to one of the side rooms of the warehouse as he gave you a look of confusion.

“Have fun, you two. Don’t break him, Y/N!” You heard Aisha call behind you.

“Um, what are we doing?” Jake asked as you pulled the door to one of the storage rooms closed behind you.

“Stop talking, before I change my mind.” You told him, placing a finger over his lips as you slid his tux jacket off his shoulders.

You stepped into him, your body pressing him into the door as you brought his face to yours for a kiss before he could start babbling again. You teased at his lips with your teeth before running your tongue around the cushion of his bottom lip and he opened himself to you, groaning into your mouth. He kneaded his hands into your hips, pulling you against him close. You felt him starting to harden through his pants and gave him a sigh before you started moving your mouth down his jaw to his neck as you started to unbutton his shirt.

“Shit.” He murmured as you lightly sucked against his pulse point, drawing a soft bruise against his skin as your hands finished their work on his buttons and he shrugged his shirt off. You stepped back to let him remove his undershirt too and gave a moan when his torso was fully exposed, running your fingers over his abs lightly before pressing your palms against the plain of his chest.

“Mmm, who knew you were packing all this under here sweetie.” You murmured before moving your mouth back to his neck before you started slowly traveling south.

“Um, Y/N? Is this just like, a post-mission type thing? Or what?” His voice cracked when your tongue ran over his nipple as you tweaked the other. You kept moving down his abs until you reached the top of his pants and started to undo his belt, kneeling in front of him. “Not that there’s any pressure, or anything, just curio-- mmph.”

You had slipped your panties off as he chattered away and shoved them in his mouth before you went back to undoing his fly.

“Seriously, Jake, you need to shut the fuck up.” You pulled his zipper down finally, and drew his pants and boxers down his legs so they pooled around his ankles.

You gave yourself a little hum as you examined his cock. His swollen head was already leaking pre-cum before you had even touched him. You spat in your hand before wrapping it around his impressive length, giving him a few pumps as you lapped soft kitten licks over his slit. He gave a groan from deep in his chest and leaned his head back against the door, thumping his fist against it at his side.

You took the head of his cock in your mouth and hummed around it, causing him to twitch before you moved him further in and slowly back out, repeating the process to take him a little further into your mouth with each bob of your head.

Jake was using all his concentration to keep from coming 30 seconds into a blowjob like a chump. The tangy taste of your arousal was on his tongue as he bit down on your panties, which wasn’t helping. When you started breathing through your nose and relaxed your throat to swallow around him though, he was lost.

He let out a muffled groan and pressed a hand to the back of your head when he bucked his hips and shot his release down your throat.

You let his softening dick slide out of your mouth as you wiped a small amount of drool from around your mouth with your fingertips. You drew yourself up to your feet and plucked your now saliva soaked panties from his mouth before pulling him in for another kiss.

“Was that good for you, honey?” You asked, giving him a wicked smile as he rested his forehead against yours, panting as he came down from his orgasm.

“Fuck, yeah, that was good.” He said, kissing you again as his big hands pressed into the small of your back before moving their way up to your shoulders.

He slid the shoulders of your gown down your arms slowly and then down your hips once your arms were free. You stepped out of it as it pooled on the ground and he turned you suddenly until he had you pinned against the wall.

Jake took a step back and drank you in. He ran his hand over your hips and up your abdomen until he was cupping your breasts, gently running his thumbs over your nipples until they were raised to sensitive peaks.

“Mmhm, pretty girl.” He murmured as he palmed your breasts, making you gasp. “I’m gonna make you feel good too, baby.”

He removed his glasses and set them on the table behind him before stepping into you and curling his thick fingers over your mound. You bit your lip and moaned as he teased his way between your soft folds, brushing his fingers through the arousal at your entrance as he sank to his knees.

He pushed your lips apart gently, then dragged his tongue over your slit heavily, causing your knees to buckle when he found your clit. He moved one of your legs over his shoulder to keep you from falling as he started licking small circles over the tiny bud.

He shook his head from side to side to press himself deeper into you before sucking gently, making you cry out. His tongue entered your canal and he started to alternate between fucking you with it, and sucking on your clit.

You felt your core tightening as your orgasm built and you ground yourself into Jake’s face, begging him for more. He wrapped his lips around you tightly and sucked hard, and you felt the coil in your belly snap as you screamed his name and your release gushed all over his mouth and chin. You kept grinding against him as you came down and once you had finally finished, he gave you a wicked grin from between your legs before rising back up to kiss you.

You felt your desire stirring again already when you tasted yourself on his tongue and you let out a heavy sigh. He pressed himself into your front and lifted you until you could wrap your legs around his waist. He pressed his face into the hollow of your throat and softly nipped at the skin there. You gave a soft whine and gripped the back of his neck.

“You good with me fucking you against the wall, sweetheart?” He asked against your neck.

“Oh, fuck, yes.” You said breathlessly as he continued nuzzling you softly.

He kept you propped against the wall as he moved a hand between the two of you to line up at your entrance. You felt his tip brush against your folds and let out a sigh, trying to grind yourself into him.

He pulled his head up and gave you one of those grins before lowering you slowly onto his length. You moaned as you stretched over him until he was fully seated in you.

Jake gave a grunt and braced one hand against the wall before he started moving his hips, fucking his cock up into you roughly. His breath was hot against your neck as he panted in time with his thrusts, making you whimper softly in his ear.

“God, sweetheart, you’re so tight. This pussy feels so good.”

He started to pick up the pace then. You screwed your eyes shut and tilted your head back with a low moan, loving the full feeling he was giving you in this position. Jake lifted his head to look at you and watch as you took his cock, your tits bouncing each time he drove up into you. He bent his face down to nuzzle against them and you gasped as he drew his tongue over your nipple.

His cock was hitting your sweet spot each time and the position you were in had him rubbing right against your clit. You could feel yourself building towards an orgasm fast and dug your nails into the muscles of his back.

He felt you starting to flutter and clench around him and picked up the pace, adjusting the hand he had holding you up so your hips tilted just a bit and that small change sent you over the edge.

“Fuck, baby, that’s it!” You cried as every muscle in your body tightened and vibrated while your pleasure released violently. Jake kept his relentless pace up as you rode it out and you sagged against him when you came down.

You felt his hips start to stutter and then his dick was twitching inside of you, his cum filling you up until it was leaking out around his cock.

“Fuck, sorry.” He murmured against your hair as he held you to him. “I meant to pull out.”

You lifted his head up and slowly unwrapped yourself from him, placing your feet on the floor gently and almost collapsing on your shaky legs.

“That’s ok baby.” You said, giving him a reassuring pat on the cheek. You gave him a hungry kiss, painting the inside of his mouth with your tongue before whispering in his ear, “I love feeling your cum leaking out of my cunt.”

He gave a laugh that was on the hysterical side as you started to slip your gown back on. He was sliding into his pants when you turned back to him, and he gave you a sheepish grin. He found your panties as he was drawing his shirt off the ground and tried to hand them to you.

“Oh, sweetie, you keep those.” You told him with a throaty chuckle. “They can be a little souvenir.”

Fuck, that’s hot. He thought to himself as he tucked them into his back pocket.

“So, should we do this again sometime?” He asked awkwardly, not knowing what to say to you now. He definitely wanted to do it again. He wanted to do it a lot. But he was worried this was just a quick fling for you, a release after a stressful mission.

“Aww, puppy.” You pouted playfully at him. “We’ll do it again. Those stupid grins of yours have grown on me. I don’t think I have it in me to break your heart.”

He gave you one of those signature grins now as he pressed himself into your back and nuzzled in your hair. You whipped the door open and held his hand as you led him out to a chorus of whistles and catcalls, and he wore that stupid grin all night.

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Saw you were doing an ask spree so I have a question! What are your ultimate favourite Marvel fanfics? (Ao3 answers preferable!)

OOOH!!!

I ALWAYS LOVE THIS QUESTION!! But it’s also always SOO hard, because I have SO many fics that I ADORE! <3 <3 <3

Okay okay. Since you’re asking for ultimate favorites, but since you’re also in a sense kind of asking for recommendations, I’ll do you a solid and give you a list of fifteen (which is really doing myself a solid because it means there are fewer that I have to narrow down).

That said, if you really want my full list, go to my AO3 account and check out my bookmarks (and some of my works, if you’re interested!). Because there truly are a LOT of AMAZING writers out there. <3 <3

Alright. Here goes nothing.

Also, I am SO sorry this took me so long, but it took me forever to narrow down to fifteen, and even with THAT, I cheated. XD

Also also, fair warning, 95% of these are Tony and Peter centric. <3

Also also also (lots of also’s, oops XD), I’m gonna give a little bit of info on each one for anyone interested, but PLEASE, read all tags and warnings before you actually start reading, because some of these are a little rougher than others. (Btw, when I say “major warnings”, I’m referring to AO3′s “major archive warnings” list.)

1. More Ancient Than Magic by @ironfamjam

This is a mini Hogwarts AU that I absolutely ADORE and think about at least once a week. The way the author melds the two universes is incredible and so well done, and I quote it all the time. One-shot, IronFam centric, featuring Ned and MJ, with special guest appearances from the other Avengers and Peter’s classmates. No major warnings.

2. Everybody Loves Skip by @baloobird

Okay, Kris is my favorite MCU fanfic author of all time, so you’ll see her on here a couple of times. This is by far my favorite story of hers, and it’s what made me fall in love with Interwebs. <3 <3 Multichapter, Peter centric, featuring Ace!Peter and Interwebs, with special guest appearances from Tony, May, and Tracy Leeds. Minor sexual harassment/non-con, but it doesn’t get too graphic.

3. Ohana by @jen27ny

I read this story as a part of last year’s Irondad Big Bang, and let me tell you, I was SOOO invested. I got to the point where I had to send in play by play reactions because I was so emotionally invested. The story is so well told. <3 Multichapter, Tony and Peter centric, featuring Pepperony, Spideychelle, and minor Stucky, with special guest appearances from the rest of the Avengers, HYDRA, and my fast beating heart. No major warnings.

4. Come, My Darling, Homeward Bound by @i-am-irondad

ANOTHER Irondad Big Bang 2020 story that I became OVERLY invested in to the point that I had to send play by plays in to the author. It’s a Room AU, and she NAILS each and every one of the character dynamics. I never even saw Room, and I loved it. <3 Multichapter, Tony, Peter, and Morgan centric, featuring the rest of IronFam, Spideychelle, and adorable sibling moments, with special guest appearances from Quentin Beck and my tears. Minor implied sexual harassment/non-con. (She also has a prequel and a sequel, just so you know.)

5. The Lightning Strike by @booksxtvxsupernatural

Yet ANOTHER Irondad Big Bang 2020 story that hit me right in the feels. This is a canon-divergent post-Infinity War fic, and the way the author shows how events could’ve transpired is so realistic and beautiful. <3 One-shot, Tony and Peter centric, featuring Harley Keener and Nebula, with special guest appearances from IronFam, May Parker, and several other Avengers.

6. Family Doesn’t End with Blood by @baloobird

This is a series of one-shots by my girl Kris based off of the Irondad Bingo prompts, so there are a lot of different prompts and themes, but they ALL rock. Multichapter, Tony and Peter centric, featuring Ace!Peter, IronFam, and Interwebs, with special guest appearances from several other MCU characters. Warnings vary, so pay attention to the tags and read the notes.

7. I love you more than anything (bio dad AU) by @iron--spider

Okay, so maybe this is cheating, because it’s technically a series, but every fic in it is so good that I couldn’t possibly pick just one. I just love the whole series, because I love how the author builds their relationship. It’s so cute. <3 Series of one shots, Tony and Peter centric, featuring the rest of the Stark and Parker family and baby Peter, with special guest appearances from Obadiah Stane, James Rhodes, and Happy Hogan. No major warnings.

8. sometimes, people just die (and sometimes, they don’t) by @snarky-drabbles

This one was for the 2019 Irondad Secret Santa (huh. No wonder so many of them are Tony and Peter centric. XD), and it’s an amazing time loop story that takes place during Endgame and has an ending you might not expect, but it ROCKS. One-shot, Tony and Peter centric from Peter’s POV, featuring Pepper Potts and Stephen Strange, with special guest appearances from a whole lot of fighting. XD

9. A Rite of Passage by @baloobird

Another ADORABLE Interwebs from my favorite person, because she made me obsessed with this ship and now I can’t stop. XD One-shot, Interwebs centric (wait, did I actually find one that isn’t Tony and Peter??), featuring Ace!Peter and Bi!Ned, with special guest appearances from Brad Davis, Flash Thompson, and Betty Brant. Minor sexual harassment/non-con, but nothing graphic at all.

10. Where Dreams are Nightmares in Disguise by @baloobird

This one was actually written for me, by Kris, so obviously, it made this list. I seriously cannot thank her enough for writing this amazing fic for me based on my prompt, and for writing it so well! I LOVED IT! <3 One-shot, Tony, Peter, and Morgan centric, featuring Pepper Potts and lots of LEGOS, with a special guest appearance from a really bad dude. No major warnings.

11. harm and foul by @iron--spider

You know, there’s a lot of Tony protecting Peter out there, but sometimes, I just really wanna see Peter protecting Tony, and this is a GREAT example of that. One-shot, Tony and Peter centric, featuring IronFam, Ned Leeds, and bada** mofo Peter Parker, with special guest appearances from Justin Hammer and a few Avengers. No major warnings.

12. Sugar, Butter, Flour by @doctornineandthreequarters

Another one written for me, this time by the incredible Jaime for the 2019 Irondad Secret Santa, and I couldn’t have asked for anything better. She took my prompts to heart and created some BEAUTIFUL sibling bonding and I LOVE it!! <3 <3 One-shot, Peter, Harley, and Morgan centric (whoa. Another one without Tony. See? I have variety! ...kind of. XD), featuring Pepperony and adorable sibling love, with a special guest appearance from a Karen. No major warnings.

13. Bite the Bullet by @baloobird

In case you haven’t figured it out, yet, I love you, Kris. XD <3 Another amazing ace story that gets me feeling all kinds of validated and loved. <3 One-shot, Tony and Peter centric, featuring Spideychelle, Ace!Peter, and Ace!Tony, with a special guest appearance from BFF Ned and lots of lovely ace acceptance. No major warnings.

14. what is stronger than the human heart which shatters over and over and still lives by @lyssismagical

So, I started reading her works solely through Tumblr, and when I finally realized that she had an AO3, I went on there and bookmarked a TON of her stories immediately. This is one of her more recent ones, but it’s one of my faves, even with all the whump (being Whumptober and all). It has a positive ending, I promise. One-shot, Tony and Peter centric, featuring amazing BFF Michelle Jones, protective Peter Parker, and adorable little sister Morgan Stark, with special guest appearances from Pepper Potts, May Parker, and a lot of family love and support. Rape/non-con, but it isn’t super graphic.

15. Peaches by @peterparkrr

This was yet another Irondad Secret Santa 2019 fic, and while this one wasn’t written specifically for me, I freaking loved it. There’s so much tension and mystery in this, and I seriously thought I was gonna pass out reading it from all of my worry. But, luckily, it has a happy ending. One-shot, Tony and Peter centric, featuring canon divergence and lots of references to other Avengers, with a special guest appearance from a terrible government. No major warnings.

And there’s my top 15! But, because I said I was cheating, here are two bonus fics that cannot be found on AO3. I know you prefer AO3, but trust me when I say you cannot pass these up.

1. This fic by @loubuttons

This was posted directly to Tumblr, but I have it saved in screenshots on my phone and I re-blog it all the time because I absolutely ADORE it. I will always be down for Peter and Morgan fics, especially when Tony is involved, and this one touches my heart like no other. One-shot, Tony, Peter, and Morgan centric, featuring protective big bro Peter Parker and Tony being an amazing parent, with special guest appearances from equally awesome Pepper Potts and May Parker. No major warnings.

2. He’s My Intern? by losingmymindtonight (if they have a Tumblr, I don’t know it, so if anyone knows it, please find them and tell them they’re awesome)

This one was posted on FF.net, and it was actually one of the first Tony and Peter stories I ever read, and it BLEW me away. This one is another series of one-shots, but each one is filled with soft Tony and Peter moments and I love it. Multichapter, Tony and Peter centric, featuring Happy Hogan, Bruce Banner, F.R.I.D.A.Y., and all the hurt/comfort you could possibly want, with special guest appearances from Pepper Potts, May Parker, Ned Leeds, and several other Avengers. No major warnings.

Okaaaaay. I think that’s it??

Wow. That took me FOREVER.

And I’m not even sorry, because all of these authors deserve ALL of the credit I gave them.

Thank you so much for asking this! I hope I didn’t bore you or babble too much. XD

All of you should definitely check out these amazing fics! They 100% deserve the praise! <3 <3

Thanks again for asking! <3

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