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shoutout to the brave soldier in my twitter dms sending me daily reminders to hack and release joe bidens feet pics one day i'll make it happen
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Thinking about how weird Binghe’s mommy kink would be
Person: ugh you probably have a step mother/adoptive mother fetish
Binghe, who was adopted: of course not, that's disgusting! Just because you're not related by blood doesn't make you any less family.
Person: ....wow that's... surprisingly reasonable of you
Binghe: no my fetish is imagining him actually giving birth to me
Person: FUCKING HELL. WHY do I give you the benefit of the doubt
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If this album cover was on his own i might agree with everyone saying that this is an overreaction, but even then i would say that if it is satire is badly done lol BUT this is just one thing in a series of weird shit Sabrina has done regarding sex that i feel people are ignoring. Saying shit like "i'm a grown woman BUT I LOOK LIKE A NIÑA / come put something big in my casita". Doing a full lolita photoshoot. Her whole baby doll, lingerie looks. Like if you are short and want to be sexual, be my guest lmao but telling people you look like a child while making content that is all about sex and hypersexual and then you brand as empowering is bizarre. This last cover/album is just another new brand of this
#like girl what is your obsession with saying you look like a child and that's whats attractive and means you should get dick#😭😭😭#and now it has morphed into putting youself in dog position for an album cover#and i think the worst thing about this is that not only she knows what she is doing but she doing this on purpose#the album cover. clearly rage bait#she knows what sells so she doesn't give a shit#sorry for this post#but i actually watched her on disney and followed her career#even if i've never been her biggest fan i do listen to some of her music so i watched this as it happened#and i guess i have a lot of pent up opinions on this issue#i felt weird when she started this whole pin up image but didn't think too much about it#but then she started doing weird lolita stuff and the niña comment was like huhh??????#and i always wondered why people never questioned it#so the fact that people are talking about this now is kinda amusing to me#also again. if she is doing satire she is doing a terrible job <3#anti sabrina carpenter#<- i fucking guess#my post#also unrelated but again as someone who listens to her sometimes i never understood why people call her 'for the girls and the gays'#be so fucking fr#again. sorry i have pent up opinions on this since 2017/2018 lmao
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fluttershy and discord are moirails if you think about it
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related to my evil valentines do you think if Fitz imagined Beloved pregnant he would just like. black out from arousal and confusion
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it must feel good as hell to hug someone in leathers when you get to cup the hump
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too conclave-pilled im lowkey catholic maxing
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call me conquest the way her worm stands ready for my arrival.
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the one thing you cannot deny is that russell crowe never fucking phones it in that man puts his whole croweussy into every single role
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do any of you remember this guy and how everyone wanted to fuck him

he’s like an au castiel to me i think if he were introduced to hallucinogenics he would make a great endverse cas too
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Today, I want to share something deeply personal and difficult. I was recently declined for a position I was eager to take on. Not because of my skills, qualifications, or work ethic, but because of my nationality. While I understand the complexities of the current global situation, I want to make one thing clear: I am against the war. I believe in peace, mutual understanding, and collaboration. Yet, it’s heartbreaking to see how much hate is directed toward people simply because of where they come from, regardless of their individual beliefs or actions. I’m ready to relocate. My cat is almost prepared too (she will be vaccinated soon). But I can’t help but notice the barriers and prejudice tied to my nationality. It’s been a heavy burden to carry, and it makes moments like these even harder to face. Posting this was not easy for me. I hesitated because I never want to come across as seeking sympathy or creating division. But I also believe it’s important to speak up about these experiences and to hope for a future where opportunities are based on merit, not nationality. It feels like no one cares that millions of educated, peace-loving Russians are stuck here, trapped in a situation we never chose and don’t support. Many of us have spoken out, taken risks, and tried to make a difference, but our voices are drowned out by assumptions and hate.
We’re frightened not just for ourselves, but for the future we’re losing, for the connections that are breaking, and for the world that now seems to see us only through the lens of our nationality. We’re isolated, cut off, and yearning to be part of a world that values peace and understanding over division. This isn’t just about politics; it’s about people. People who want nothing more than to live, create, and contribute without fear or prejudice.
Sorry for my long message..
Let’s choose empathy over hate, connection over division. We are stronger when we support one another, especially in challenging times. Thank you for taking the time to read this. I’m grateful for this platform and for the chance to connect with so many talented, open-minded individuals.
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About 70% done house season 1 here's my script for the season finale written by marvel:
Foreman: House I've always disagreed with your methods... but damn if they don't work! Come here, bro!
*they hug*
Cameron: hit it!
*imagine dragons start playing and everyone parties*
Cuddy: what's going on here!?
*everyone looks nervous*
Cuddy: and why did no one invite me?
*everyone cheers and cuddy joins the party*
New person: got room for one more?
Wilson: brother!? How did you find me?
Wilson's brother: let's just say I had help from a friend *winks at House*
Chase: guess I'm the only one left...
Chase's dad: think again
Chase: dad, you're back!
Chase's dad: that's right son, I couldn't leave you again. I'm back to stay and I love you
*they hug*
Foreman: wait! There's still the drugs
*everyone looks at House*
House: I'm not giving up what I need to manage my pain
*everyone looks disappointed*
House: and what I need to manage my pain... is my family! *throws vicodin in the trash*
Everyone: yay!!!
Foreman: what are we, some kind of home md?
House: well every home md needs.. a house md
*everyone laughs and credits roll*

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kendall roy was only 39 years old when he committed vehicular manslaughter...he shouldve been at the club :(
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Forget everything I ever said about not shipping real people. They’re boyfriends.
By the way, this is taken from an actual interview from Entertainment Weekly: "Not at all," says Nolan, with a laugh. "If I could cast Cillian in every film I ever do, and just lean on him for the rest of my career, I'd be a happy man.""Well, I'm here for you Chris," says Murphy. "Just call me up!”
#cillnolan#I'm only half joking#they're adorable together#they'd make a great couple#I need Nolan to direct a remake of Basic Instinct but with Cillian as the girl and either Christian Bale or Tom Hardy as the guy#Nolan writes homoeroticism like no other#sorry for this post#bromance#christopher nolan#cillian murphy#oppenheimer#bros#boyfriends
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happy holidays yes i am alive. have i written in the past 2 weeks no but i miss gator and tumblr and writing very much and i will be back soon ily moots <333
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