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Glad people don't like Looey so I can keep him to myself!!
Do you guys see the vision
It's like angryhugs but.. looey
I was thinking of frownclown what do y'all think
#dandys world#dandys world fanart#dandys world shrimpo#dandys world looey#digital art#art#fanart#sorry guys I couldnt help myself#dw looey#looey is so stupid I hate him someone shower him with needles#frownclown#looey x shrimpo
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I’m so sorry for the shit storm I’m about to reblog this absolute masterpiece with
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Play Pals factory. A magical place for kids of all kinds, where fantasy and fun come to life. Play Pals is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the conveyer belts have been replaced."
Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the Good Guys here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to say those same three stupid lines for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these dolls hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long, which can also cause their voice boxes to… erm.. malfunction. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Killer Doll incident with that kid, Andrew, or Annie, or whatever his name was. Yeah. I-It's amazing what a child’s mind can trick itself into seeing, you know? Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't appreciate having their playtime interrupted. They'll p-most likely see you as a an intruder since the security uniform is a bit different from what they’re used to s-seeing. Now since trespassing is a very serious offense, especially in a factory with possible bio h- I mean- chemicals, they'll probably try to...forcefully remove you from the premises. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the dolls’ idea of “remove intruders from the premises” didn’t involve e-excessive violence and dismemberment. Imagine being swarmed by a bunch of extremely durable toddlers with the intent to… possibly harm you, you and you start to get the picture. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they turn up in the next vat of that rubber shit, heh.
Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night."
Hehehehehdh lost animated version of child's play 2, wish there was more footage.
(This was inspired by a post already on here whoever posted it pls lmk who u are so I can credit ur idea I cannot find ur post 😞😞)
EDIT: this is inspired by dinofur (ty for telling me cult-of-dollbabies :])
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Leo getting hit with a truth curse but instead of forcing him to admit to super sad or worrying things it’s things like “it was me who broke the remote” “I saw Mikey prank Donnie and helped hide it because it’s way funnier if he didn’t know who it was” “I rip my clothes to look more like Raph’s because he’s really cool” “my stripes aren’t even red they’re pink!”
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#plot twist he COULD be admitting angsty stuff but he’s pushing the less oof truths forward instead on purpose#raph: hey leo what do you want for dinner#leo: *about to bare his soul on all his internal torment but pivots* I’m afraid of snakes#(no but fr Leo’s stripes being technically more pink instead of red is cute ngl)#(a very reddish pink to the point that in certain lighting it looks red but at the base they’re p pink)#(i also am very fond of the idea that Leo doesn’t just have questionable taste in fashion he also just loves Raph a lot and looks up to him)#but yeah I think that something like this would be 99% Leo admitting to unimportant things or admitting to how much he values everyone#like they all KNOW Leo loves them and he’s talked them up enough for them to know but it’s different when he’s like#‘I just wanna read my comics with you guys around - it’s my favorite place to be’#or again just random bs that doesn’t REALLY have a lot of weight like#‘I like using my portals to prank random people around the world’#‘I’m worried about being a bad influence on hueso jr’#‘sometimes I kinda wanna see hypno’s plans succeed’#‘it’s been way too long since I found this out and honestly it’s embarrassing but I actually don’t have a di-‘#SORRY COULDNT HELP MYSELF#(<-but did u know that that pink rather than red observation actually ties into this headcanon as well if u know about red eared sliders)
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WE'RE SO CLOSE!!!! may i request them dancing... together........
I miss empires (THANK YOU FOR YOUR VOTE SOLDIER o7)
pose ref under the cut because i think its pretty cool

#smallidarity#my art#empires shipping#empiresshipping#i cant draw beards or muscular men for the life of me 😭😭😭 i apologize but also not really#also you guys are first hand witnesses of my inconsistent art style#smallidarityfan stick to a set of brush and colours challenge: IMPOSSIBLE#im also sorry to break the 11 foot tall Joel and toy Jimmy lore. I couldnt help myself.#smallidarity fan art
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so did this scene from the recent episode make anyone else cry or
in all seriousness though, I've wanted to do art for this fic for a while and, having recently gotten back into doing fake screencaps, and especially after THAT chapter, I mean I had to.
#fanfic fanart#ad astra#gtwscar#grian#kind of?#desert duo#some scenes i wanna hopefully get around to from earlier chapters too#but i had to do this first i had to#also look i know grian isnt avian but listen#listen#i couldnt help myself ok i love talon hands and feather ears too much im sorry#also please go read this fic its so good guys
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New EOM Au Just Dropped
Druskenvald but make it like those horrible camps for troubled youth program stuff. Each building is part of the larger "campus" of Druskenvald.
The EOM crew of course still live in the crooked house, but it's less of a horrible nightmare and more like the place where someone's died or gotten seriously injured in practically every room.
The house is a fixer-upper and that's putting it lightly, but the EOM crew make due with what they have. There's a small greenhouse that Farryn and Jericho do their best to fix up since they quickly learn everyone has issues with with going out in public during the day for one reason or another.
Yorgrim and Marius help move out and dispose of any unsalvageable furniture, but in the midst of deciding what to do with the disturbing paintings in the art room they knock over the ivory statue (Much to Briggsy's despair).
Lethica is the one who takes up organizing the rooming situation as well as helping Briggsy with figuring out the food situation. She's the one who helps make the decision to remove certain furniture as well as trying to keep everyone calm upon finding out there were several murders in the manor.
Briggsy surprisingly is the one who makes plans for acquiring food stuffs that won't expire and is surprisingly capable at budgeting the amount of 'allowance' Phillip gives them. He makes sure that the money goes to where it needs to go, even if Marius or Yorgrim have to occasionally stop him from pocketing some for himself.
Do y'all see what I'm seeing here?!? Idk what to call this au. Druskenvald's Home for the Troubled?? Camp Druskenvald?? Should I just call it Troubled!Au? Idk but have this I'll write more for it because the parasites are making me
Edit: Did I mention this was a human Au? Bc it is, for reasons
#edge of midnight#jericho sticks#farryn of the hartsblight#briggsy kratch#yorgrim#marius renathyr#lethica nightborne#guys im sorry I couldnt stop myself#Troubled!Au#Druskenvald's Home For Troubled Peoples#Camp Druskenvald#idk man someone help me name things#does this count as fanfic#i cant draw but someone see my ideas
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Hehehe heard from a Grumbo post that your asking about them….
Grumbo with their cute little robot son(s) that they may or may not have abandoned? Or maybe they just cuddle, your choice
They couldn't have abandoned them, right?
less grumbo, more grumbot but whatever. - 💉
#grumbot#grian#mumbo jumbo#grumbo#ask about peskymint now guys cmon you know u wanna :3#sorry for making it angst i couldnt help myself
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SUCK ME DRY
#im sorry guys for the caption#i couldnt help myself#astarion#the green goblin mask took over me and made me say that
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It's. Kind of insane how the datamined gondola/epilogue scene let me have a clearer idea on how lucanis would be post game but it also made me realize how much he and elio just don't belong together... I know that the reason why he's like that with both a romanced and just a friendly rook is not necessarily because it's in character or anything like that but rather how bad production for this game was and how little everyone cared abt rook themselves but god. the way most lines lucanis has interacting with rook are him acting annoyed abt them being there one way or another just doesn't sit right with me. It's kind of yet another bellara situation... you have the protag support these characters thru their absolute worst and they still end up acting like they dgaf ESP compared to the other games where it does feel like there's a real connection between companion and protag
#and maybe i shot myself in the foot by making a little guy who's kind and earnest instead of someone who has more bite#and would be able to withstand all of this but god. i wanted another fenhawke situation where a jaded mostly lonely guy#learns how to let himself be loved and how to hope for better things thanks to a protag who is less dark overall#AND the romance acts accordingly to that... like fenris is very self aware of how hes pushed hawke away and how its affected them#but he also ends up admitting how hard it was for him to do that and how much he regrets it. lucanis... doesnt.#and i know i could make it good and compelling. i know i could fix the lucanis romance if i really wanted to#but that would veer so much into making him like a full on oc and its just. if the devs didnt care abt making sure the protag#stood strong as a character within their own right and had deep connections with the companions. why should I care abt THEIR characters#now that i've fleshed out my own oc????#like i ripped into bg3 a lot for how disconnected tav felt from the entire game AND YET when i finished the game i could 100% say#that my tav's best friends where laezel and shadowheart and that astarion did def love him. i couldnt do that with dav.#also um. sorry this is the way most of u find out i've pretty much given up on the lucanis romance?? </3#thanks to the mutuals who tried to help me make it work but sigh. the more i think abt it the less i like it and the more#i just. miss fenris instead... but hey. if ur an elio fan now his possibilities of staying alive have gone WAAAYY up and#he still is getting a crow bf courtesy of my bff socks @fenrisisms <3
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Accidentally gave myself exposure therapy! Results? Police report.
#crab says words#dont worry guys im okay!!!#i got physically assaulted by multiple grown men at a park today but someone else stepped in to help before it got bad#first time filing a police report my lack of being able to identify what people look like ever aha go brr#physical abuse trauma made the panic go thru the roof fr tho#i think i held myself together amazingly well didnt have a breakdown until i got back to the car#the amount of death threats screamed at me tho#before i got out of the car i joked about getting hate crimed but i didnt think it would actually happen my bad honesty#i knew what i was walking into i shouldve expected it hdksjdjdjd#sorry for rambling#again im okay dont worry#just very shaken up#it was a celebration for a friends birthday who committed suicide. he was trans. his parents did not accept that.#they really didnt like that i was wearing a “be proud” pride shirt to this gathering or that another of his trans friends was with me#we were expecting to be verbally assaulted and treated poorly but not physically assaulted and given death threats again totally my bad#shouldve expected horrible people to be horrible#im just glad that all of us are okay and the police report was filed so hopefully something might possibly be done about it#i dont have high hopes since i couldnt identify anyone but its better than nothing#sorry for this entire post honestly it was just a lot and i needed to vent aha
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rendering hair wahoo!! i needed to draw another kalannar because our campaign ended and hes still sleeping in a glass box snow white-style
#my ocs#wip#this is so insanely self-indulgent. sorry but i couldnt help myself. this picture is for Me.#i am feeling a bit stressed about having to clean this all up so im taking a break. i mean ive been working on this for like two hours#but yeah i remember now why im a rendering guy not a lines guy
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second law ── ⟢ ・⸝⸝ s.j.y
❀ ◦ paring ◦ tutor loser jake x reader ❀ ◦ genre ◦ fluff crack ❀ ◦ synopsis ◦ jake learns that some forces--especially her--can't be calculated. ❀ ◦ warnings ◦ extremely corny and cheesy hehehe ❀ ◦ word count ◦ 3.3k
❀ ◦ masterlist
❀ ◦ note ◦ this one is really corny n cheesy, couldnt help myself im such a sucker for loser nerd jake :D hehe thank you @lovegreenie for beta reading <3 ❀ ◦ taglist ◦ @kristynaaah @beenusflytrap @nari-roll
You always had great grades, the model student people looked up to or envied.
So how the hell did you end up needing a tutor?
Physics. that’s how. no matter how hard you tried, your grades kept sinking, dragging down your otherwise perfect record.
"I don’t understand," you mutter, staring at your latest test. "I study, I try-"
"Which is exactly why it’s frustrating," your professor sighs, adjusting his glasses. "you're brilliant, yet physics keeps holding you back."
You pinch the bridge of your nose. "I’ve done every extra worksheet, every review session-"
"Which is why I’m assigning you a tutor."
"A tutor??" you exclaim, deflated. never in your life did you think you’d need one.
And that’s how you ended up here. in the library. waiting for him.
Sim Jaeyun. The quiet, keep-to-himself guy with a small circle of friends. The one who nerds out over anything and everything science and math. Hooray.
No one really paid much attention to him, except for those who picked on him. You never really had a reason to notice him either. But you had to admit, even with all that awkward energy, he was still ridiculously good-looking.
And yet, that said attractive nerd was 15 minutes late.
The library was eerily quiet. Most students had already left, the after-school emptiness making the stillness even more pronounced.
Suddenly, a loud thump broke the silence.
You turned toward the libary entrance just in time to see jake stumbling in, books slipping from his arms, backpack barely clinging to his shoulder, papers fluttering to the floor.
wow. what a mess.
You immediately stood up and rushed over to help him pick up his things.
Jake's eyes widened as he finally registered who was crouching beside him. Miss Perfect, the girl everyone admired (or feared), mere inches away.
"oh no- I’m so sorry- I didn’t mean to- you don’t have to-"
He paused, staring at you.
wow she looks prettier close up-
jake. SNAP OUT OF IT-
"What? oh no, it’s fine, let me help." you say, crouching down to pick up the scattered papers.
"I- woah, wait- are you here for tutoring?" The boy in front of you pauses, eyes widening in shock as he hurriedly pushes his thick-framed glasses back up his nose.
You nod slowly, just as confused as he is. "yes…? you’re my tutor…"
"Oh- yes- uhm- I’m so sorry I’m late!" jake stammers, clearly flustered. "Professor Kim needed my help with some files, and then I had to drop off books at the teachers’ lounge, and then I bumped into junho, seojin, and the other jocks, and then-"
"Woah, okay, calm down, jake. it’s fine. catch your breath, you’re turning red" you cut him off, grabbing the last of the papers that flew everywhere.
Jake exhales sharply, still looking beyond apologetic. "I’m so sorry, we can start now- I didn’t mean to hold you up." He bows slightly before mumbling a quick thank you, then makes his way toward the study table.
And let’s be real, you were the one holding him here. After all, you were the one who needed tutoring after class hours.
You raise an eyebrow before following after him, both of you settling into your seats, awkward tension thick in the air.
"So, um… nice to meet you, jake. I’m-"
"Miss model student…" he cuts you off, catching you completely off guard. Your mouth falls open, frozen in place.
"Oh- uh- I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt" jake stammers. "I was just… curious. you’re, like, the top student, so I was confused when I saw you were scheduled for tutoring with me…"
Clearly, your reputation preceded you- maybe a little too much.
"Yeah, well, I’m not perfect" you sigh, rubbing your temple. "physics has been eating me out lately."
Jake stiffens. his face flushes. his mind had clearly gone somewhere else.
Noticing his reaction, you sit up abruptly, waving your hands. "I mean- physics has just been really difficult…" you clarify, trying to clear the air.
Jake coughs, avoiding eye contact. "I uh- you- anyways! let’s just start, yeah?" He fumbles to open his physics textbook, practically using it as a shield to hide his face.
You raise an eyebrow, amused. "wow, already hiding? what, scared of me or the equations?"
Jake exhales dramatically. "you and physics. a deadly combination."
"Rude. I’m very approachable."
"Sure" jake snorts, flipping a page.
And just like that, tutoring begins.
Jake rambles on and on about different lessons, effortlessly explaining formulas and theories. In all honesty, you were shocked by how good he was at tutoring, his words flowed naturally, making even the most complicated concepts kind of make sense.
Your jumbled confusion on each topic slowly but surely started clearing up.
And that’s how it went for the next few weeks, meeting after class, studying together. The awkward air between you gradually faded as you got closer, sometimes taking breaks just to chat about the most random things.
At first, tutoring felt like a chore. but after a few sessions? jake realizes he kinda likes sitting here with you.
Maybe it’s the way you scribble furiously in your notebook. maybe it’s the way your brow furrows when you’re thinking.
Or maybe…just maybe. it’s the fact that you’re actually listening to him.
Somewhere between lessons and lingering study sessions, tutoring stopped feeling like an obligation.
Before jake knew it, you were part of his routine, eating lunch together, sometimes with his friends, sometimes without. ✧˖°.
Today was warm, the cafeteria buzzing with students, some focused on getting their nutrients for the day, others cramming like their lives depended on it.
And here you were, sitting at jake’s table with his buddies, eating pasta while reviewing for your upcoming test. jake was doing the same, his head buried in his notes.
Then, out of nowhere, a crumpled piece of paper hit him.
"Loser" junho sneered from the other table, his fellow jocks chuckling along.
Jake sighed, pulling the paper from his hair while his friends shot the jock a look of pure disgust.
"Don’t mind him, dude. he’s just a stupid, insecure jerk" sunghoon muttered.
You pick up the crumpled paper, rolling it between your fingers for a moment, then, with precise aim, you flick it back onto their table.
It lands with a heavy plop, right into junho’s tray.
Sauce splashes everywhere, streaking across the table, his shirt-
and right into his eye.
Junho jerks back, hissing through clenched teeth as he wipes his face.
The jocks freeze, stunned into silence, one of them lets out a snort, barely holding back a chuckle as junho wipes sauce from his eye.
Jake stares at you, full-body stunned.
"You know" you hum, you turn back to him and grabbing your notes, "newton’s third law says every action has an equal and opposite reaction."
You shoot Jake a knowing look.
"Consider that my demonstration."
Jake nearly chokes on air.
Holy shit. That was attractive.
All of a sudden, jay plops down beside jake, sighing dramatically.
"I’m so screwed. I haven’t studied for this exam at all."
"Same here" sunghoon mumbles, sipping his juice box. "I’m just gonna wing it at this point."
"Says you-" heeseung scoffs. "you could easily get a sports scholarship with your ice skating or whatever."
"Yeah, well, you probably need to maintain good grades either way to keep a scholarship, no?" jungwon muses, taking a bite out of his ham and cheese sandwich.
That’s when jay suddenly turns to you and jake, clasping his hands together in desperation.
"You gotta help me, guys. I cannot fail this" he pleads, pulling his best pouty face.
You let out a light chuckle while jake rolls his eyes dramatically.
"Maybe you should’ve thought of that before the test instead of right now" you remark, flipping a page in your book.
Jay only pouts harder before scooting closer to jake, peeking at his notes.
"What the- when did we even learn this?" jay’s face contorts in horror, barely comprehending the sheer complexity of jake’s notes.
"Oh, you are so cooked" jungwon laughs.
"Don’t act like you know what any of this means" jay retorts, picking up jake’s notebook and shoving it toward heeseung, jungwon, and sunghoon.
"I was reading that" jake deadpans, his lips pressed into a tight line.
"Oh shit, we are so cooked" sunghoon mutters as heeseung’s eyes widen at the mess of equations, symbols, and absolute nonsense scrawled across the pages.
The bickering between the four continues while you glance over at jake, who just wanted his notebook back. He’s pouting slightly.
Cute.
You tap Jake’s shoulder before sliding your notebook toward him.
"You can use my notes. they may not be exactly the same, but I’m sure they’re close enough" you say with a small smile.
Jake looks at you, a soft blush creeping onto his face.
"Oh- you didn’t have to- uhm- thank you" he stammers, smiling sheepishly as he takes the notebook and flips it open.
You scoot closer so you can both scan through the pages together, an innocent gesture on your part, but one that makes Jake short-circuit instantly.
He clears his throat, trying desperately to keep his cool.
Then, you start talking.
"I’m kinda scared for the physics test later" you mumble softly, glancing at him. The closeness doesn’t seem to bother you at all, meanwhile, jake is actively trying not to tweak out right then and there.
"You got this" he reassures, forcing himself to sound normal. "you studied hard for this. And all thanks to your amazing tutor." he wiggles his eyebrows playfully, trying to act smooth and nonchalant.
You giggle. "you’re right. thanks, yunie" you say, flashing him a smile before turning back to your notes.
Oh.
Oh, that nickname did numbers on him.
Jake really tries to focus on the words in the notebook… he really, REALLY does. but the words blur into meaningless scribbles. Velocity, acceleration, force-
Why did every physics term suddenly sound like it was describing his heart rate?
He is so down bad.
Not to mention, you’re extremely close to him right now.
How could someone so smart, so cool, so pretty be sitting this close to him?
Then, the bell rings.
Jake snaps out of his daze, blinking rapidly.
Crap.
So much for reviewing.
You get up and pack your things. "good luck to all of us" you say to the group.
"We lost the war before it even began" jay sighs in defeat.
"nice try, soldier" jungwon laughs, patting jay’s back in mock sympathy.
"See you guys in the afterlife" heeseung declares dramatically before walking off with sunghoon.
Just as you’re about to leave, jake gently places his hands on your shoulders, catching you off guard.
You turn to him, only to find him looking straight into your eyes, his soft smile warm and reassuring. His lips look plumper than usual-
Woah. What.
You snap out of it, quickly refocusing.
"You got this. I know you’re gonna ace this test" jake says, flashing that award-winning golden retriever smile, the one you’ve come to love and admire.
"Thank you, yunie. we got this" you smile back, determination running through you.
With that, you both head your separate ways, nervous, but confident.
✧˖°.
It had been a week, and to say you were nervous was an understatement.
You sat in your classroom, your friends chatting beside you, but you barely registered their voices. Your leg bounced up and down impatiently, eyes glued to the front, waiting for your latest physics test grade to drop.
The professor walked in, prompting everyone to rush to their seats.
"Okay, everyone! moment of truth. test grades" your professor announced, placing a thick stack of papers down on the desk.
One by one, names were called.
Then finally… yours.
You swallowed hard, standing up and making your way to the front.
This was it. the moment you had been waiting for. if you failed this, you’d be stuck with a C for the whole semester. which wasn’t the worst, but of course… you had standards.
You reached out for your paper, mentally preparing yourself.
And so what if you fail? It’s just a grade. grades don’t define you! what matters is that you tried your best. sure, you might be disappointed, but at least you didn’t give up. failing isnt the worse thing to happen, it just means you have more time to improve and do better next time-
"Well done. You passed with flying colors.” your professor said with a smile, handing you your paper.
An A.
A solid 92%.
No flippin way.
The moment class ended, you bolted out the door, excitement rushing through you.
And you only had one person in mind.
One person to thank.
Jake.
You looked around everywhere, scanning the halls, the field, anywhere he might be.
That’s when you stumbled upon Jay and Jungwon.
"Hey, have you guys seen jake? I’ve been looking for him everywhere" you panted, slightly out of breath.
"Oh, he rushed to the locker room. forgot his soccer uniform or something" jungwon responded.
You quickly thanked them before making your way toward the field locker room.
"Jake?" you called out, walking past the building near the soccer field. you were about to call out again when you heard it, voices coming from inside.
At first, you didn’t pay much attention.
Until you realized what they were talking about.
"You think you can just get away from me and stop being my personal puppy dog just because you have a girlfriend now? How did a low-life nerd like you even pull Miss Perfect?"
Seojin. one of those jocks.
You peeked into the locker room, heart pounding, only to see three jocks surrounding jake.
"I bet she doesn’t even like you" junho chuckled. "Probably just using you to keep her grades up."
"That’s not true" jake sighed, clearly exhausted and done with the whole charade.
Seojin laughed, stepping closer.
"Did you willingly kneel before her? follow her commands like the pushover you are? or did she seduce you or something? she looks like a sl—"
WACK.
Jake’s fist collided with Seojin’s face, the sharp impact echoing through the locker room.
You gasped softly, eyes widening in shock.
Seojin stumbled back, crashing onto the floor, while the other jocks froze, completely caught off guard by jake’s sudden action.
Jake exhaled sharply, his jaw clenched.
"Watch your mouth." he said lowly, stepping toward seojin, who was still on the ground.
"Talk me down, beat me up, do whatever you want. but don’t speak ill about her."
And with that, he turned and walked away.
You barely had time to process what had just happened before jake stepped outside, only to immediately spot you.
His eyes widened.
"What are you doing here?" jake asks, his voice laced with panic.
He looks truly petrified at the thought of you witnessing what had just happened in the locker room.
You just stare at him, like a deer caught in headlights.
"How long were you out here?" he asks again, softer this time.
"Long enough to see you punch seojin" you say, laughing lightly.
Jake’s soul visibly leaves his body.
Before you can say anything else, he grabs your wrist and drags you away from the locker room, leading you to a bench across the field.
Now seated, jake nervously fiddles with his fingers, looking everywhere but at you.
A moment of silence passes before he finally speaks.
"Did you hear what seojin said about you?"
You glance at him, a slight pout forming on your lips.
"Well… yeah, I did" you admit softly. "what he said is completely untrue, by the way. I’d never use you, jake."
Jake sighs, running a hand through his hair. The last thing he ever wanted was for you to get caught in his mess.
"I know" he murmurs. "I just can’t stand it when they talk badly about you."
You tilt your head, a teasing glint in your eyes.
“aww you care about me.” you smirk.
Jake playfully rolls his eyes at you.
"Keep this up, and I might start thinking you actually like me" you joke.
Jake exhales sharply, staring down at his hands.
"Yeah, well… maybe I do."
Your breath catches slightly.
Jake’s eyes widen, like he just realized what he said.
"OH- I mean, I don’t like you- no, I mean, I like and care about you, but not in that way. Or maybe in that way? I mean, yes, I do care for you, but ‘like’ is a big word, and you know, as a friend- so maybe I don’t like you? But I definitely do-"
Jake immediately slaps a hand over his mouth, effectively stopping himself from any further blabbering.
His face is fully red. His ears burning.
You stare at him, jaw slack, a blush of your own creeping onto your cheeks.
You blink at Jake, completely stunned.
Jake stares at you.
You stare at Jake.
Then without warning, he jumps up from the bench and starts sprinting across the field.
"JAKE?!" you yell, utterly baffled.
"Im sorry im not ready for this conversation yet!" he shouts over his shoulder, running like his life depends on it.
You groan, but instead of letting him escape, you take off after him.
"You don’t get to confess and flee, you coward!" you holler, feet pounding against the grass.
Jake shrieks, like actually shrinks, when he realizes you’re chasing him.
The two of you tear across the field in a ridiculous chase, neither willing to slow down. until jake realizes you’re actually catching up.
Panicking, he twists mid-run and blurts out, "okay fine i like you! stop chasing me!"
You stumble slightly, but keep running, laughing breathlessly. "then stop running and say it like a normal person!"
Jake comes to a stop, hands on his knees as he catches his breath. You skid to a stop beside him, arms crossed, waiting.
He looks up, cheeks flushed, eyes soft.
"I like you" he says, finally, properly.
You stare at him for a moment…
"Good, because I like you too" you grin.
Jake blinks. "wait… really??"
You laugh, nudging his shoulder. "yes you idiot."
Jake lets out a choked gasp, processing the moment, before dramatically falling onto the grass like he’s just been slain.
"I cannot believe this" he groans, staring up at the sky. "I nearly DIED from embarrassment just for you to like me back this whole time?"
You burst into laughter, collapsing onto the grass beside him.
"Maybe if you stopped running, you wouldn’t have suffered so much" you tease.
Jake turns his head to glare at you, breath still uneven.
"Never chase me again" he grumbles. "You are fucking terrifying when you’re running after me."
Despite the complaint, a small, sheepish smile tugs at his lips.
Jake dramatically throws his hands over his eyes. "I think this is the most emotionally exhausting tutoring session of my life."
You snort, nudging his arm. "tutoring? Pretty sure chasing you across the field wasn’t part of the lesson plan.”
"Actually 🤓☝️" Jake says, lifting a finger, "newton’s second law states that force equals mass times acceleration. In this scenario, your terrifying speed was the accelaration, my flimsy self was the mass, and the sheer impact of realizing I really, really like you was the force."
You blink at him. "did you just-"
Jake grins, finally sitting up. "see? I taught you physics and confessed my love all in one session. multi-talented."
You roll your eyes, laughing. "If only all your physics lessons were this entertaining."
"I’ll make them entertaining every time if it means you keep looking at me like that" jake murmurs, a soft smile tugging at his lips.
You pause, heat creeping up your face.
Jake’s eyes flicker with realization, and suddenly-
"Oh- i uhm- did I say that out loud-?”
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helloo first can I pls be 🩷 anon and idk if you do more fluff stuff but can I get like make out with riize?? Love your stuff ❤️
yes ofc you can be doll!



notes: im so soft for this prompt
warnings: mostly fluffy, kinda suggestive, VERY suggestive at wonbins part, gn!reader x ot7 riize
shotaroఌ
୮ hes so soft for you
୮ he cups your face in his hands so you cant pull away from him
"sho.." you whined against his lips, holding your face in place. his lips moving against yours. "sorry baby, cant get enough of you, you're so cute i cant stop kissing you :(" he says pulling away letting you breathe air that hasnt been passed between the two of you for the first time in 20 minutes.
eunseokఌ
୮ lovesss holding your neck
୮ you are 100% always on his lap, like if you arent at first he will pull you to it
୮ TONGUE TONGUE TONGUE TONGUE
he almost instantly brushes his tongue against your lips as soon as you get in his lap. you tease him by pulling away and as soon as you do he grabs your neck putting slight pressure and he pushes his lips against yours again. forcing his tongue into your mouth and you suck on it. moaning slightly as your tongue pushes against his, fighting for dominance. you obviously let him win as you sink into him deeper, letting him take over fully.
sungchanఌ
୮ all i can think of rn is his abs im gonna be 100%
୮ i can just imagine him sticking his thumb in your mouth before kissing you ohvmy gfo
୮ hes so rough i cant rn 😣
sungchan pushed you up against the kitchen counter, lifting you up and putting you on it. he was pretending to be all sweet, smiling at you all pretty. his left hand on your face carressing it. all before he pushes his thumb into your mouth staring at you as your eyes became wide before sucking it hard. tongue swirling around it as he pushed the pad down on your tongue. before you know it he pulls his thumb out and replaces it with his tongue and lips. kissing you deeply automatically taking dominance. you obviously dont fight, already slipping into subspace from his previous acts.
wonbinఌ
୮ holding your waist>>>
୮ he needs to be as close to you as physically possible, if he could crawl inside your skin he would
wonbins arms wrap around your waist almost instantly. you've been out of town for a little while and bin had made it painfully obvious how much hes missed you. texting you whenever he was needy, sending you photos of his dick hard through his grey sweats. now he finally had you to himself so he was gonna savour every second with you. he pulled you so close and planted his lips onto yours. deepening the kiss almost instantly. your hands finding his face as you palmed his cheeks. "'missed you so so badly baby :(" wonbin pouted against your lips. you pecked his pout and you smiled back at him. "i know, but you have me all to yourself now, no need to be sad."
seunghanఌ
୮ hes so romantic
୮ kicking my feet bcs of this man
୮ he just kisses you whenever, he doesnt care if anyone sees, he just wants to love you
you were with the guys watching a movie when seunghan plopped himself next to you and kissed your cheek. that was basically his way of asking for attention. his arms wrapping around your waist as he grabbed your chin turning your face away from the television. his eyes looking at you so lovingly you couldnt say no to him. your lips found his kissing him deep and romantically. lips moving in sync with eachother. you felt a pillow hit you in the back and shotaros voice sounding "god you two! cant you get a room!"
soheeఌ
୮ hes so egar
୮ kissing you so hard instantly
୮ you have to tell him to slow down t_t
sohee couldnt help himself. whenever he was around you he got the equivalent to a dog getting zoomies. he loved you so much he had so much energy when you were around him. he couldnt help when you kissed him soft, to reciprocate with him kissing you roughly almost instantly. "hee, you know you can slow down a little bit, im not going anywhere." "i know, im sorry, i just cant help myself :("
antonఌ
୮ god ton is such a lover boy
୮ he loves just being near you and if you're kissing thats a plus
୮ hes always leaving pecks on your cheeks
୮ ton 100% gets cuteness aggression from you, and i mean who can blame him when his s/o is so cute
anton left pecks all over your face, cheeks, nose, forehead, chin, temples, eyelids. wherever he could get his lips he kissed. he left your pouty lips for last because he knew he wouldnt want to stop if he kissed your lips first. his lips finally making their way to yours kissing you deep. his tongue tangling with yours as he held your face cupped in his hands. "i love you so much you know that." he said pulling away. "yeah yeah i do, just keep kissing me."
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could you do something like the 24hr karting race and shes a driver for senor frogs, she finishes her stint and then like the new video they couldnt find the bed in the rv or whatever so they go into quadrants and theres only one bed and both her and harry need sleep si they have to share?? sorry im so bad at explaining
We’ll have to share -W2S



words: 1.5k+
warnings: unestablished relationship, spooning.
summary: while filming the annual señor frogs 24 hour go cart race you and Harry end up having to share a bed, but nether of you mind since your both majorly crushing on the other.
notes: hello love!🤗 I decided to write this asap even though I have so many requests but I wanted to get this out before everyone gets over the señor frogs high (If you get what I’m saying?). Anyways, enjoy!!💓🏎️
Today I'm driving for señor frogs in the annual twenty four hour go cart race. I woke up early this morning, took a quick shower, got ready, packed a small bag and then set off. It took almost two hours to get to Buckmoore Park and I arrived just after ten, ready for the practice that starts at ten thirty.
I've know the boys for years and are good friends with them all. After they dropped Callux from the team they asked if I would participate this year and after seeing how fun it looked last year I couldn't say no. I've done lots of practice in the last few weeks and I'm actually pretty good. I used to race with my friends for fun when I was younger but that's about all the experience I've had.
When I arrived I parked my car then signed in at the front desk. "Hey! You're here!" Chip's voice echoed through the reception. A smile spread across my face. We shared a quick hug then he walked me to our green room.
Harry, Chris, Will and Freezy stood talking. They turned to me as we entered. "Hi guys!" I set my bag down. I glanced at Harry, he smiled softly at me. They all said their "hello's" then we started talking about the plan for the twenty four hours.
Unfortunately the weather forecast wasn't ideal since it was supposed to rain for almost the entire time but that made it more interesting and fun to watch.
We sent Chip and Plum out for the practice and once that was done it was time for the race to begin. We were starting off with Chris. After getting into our suits all of us walked out onto the track. I pulled mine down so that it rested at my waist and I wore a comfortable black tank top underneath.
Once we'd finished doing some interviews the group headed back upstairs onto the balcony to watch as the race began. As soon as the flag was waved Chris raced over to the cart, accidentally kicking another racer on the way. Harry pushed the cart to give him a boost then he drove swiftly off, along with everyone else.
When twelve am hit it was finally my turn. I suited up and grabbed my helmet. I stepped outside onto the deck, Harry just behind me (who'd already done his first stint, just before Plum went out). "Jesus Christ it's hammering it down." I looked out at the soaked and slippery track. He placed his hands on my shoulder, squeezing. "You'll be fine," he reassured me.
I quickly walked down the stairs, taking a deep breath when I got to the bottom. I looked back up at Harry. He put his two thumbs up. I smiled softly, nodding. "I can do this. Let's hope I don't completely embarrass myself." I thought.
"Nervous?" The camera man asked as I waited. "To be honest I'm shitting myself," I replied with a shaky laugh. Plum pulled in and immediately jumped out, he gave me a quick wave as I passed him. I adjusted the seat insert, got in and then drove off.
As soon as I set off I heard Freezy in the earpiece. He was talking about what place I was and how carful I needed to be on the turns. I could barely concentrate since I was focusing on not spinning out and it didn't help that I couldn't really see out of my visor.
Around an hour in I'd gotten used to it and was now much calmer. I hadn't heard anything through the communications for a while then I suddenly heard Harry's voice. He told me that Freezy had gone for a snooze and that he was replacing him.
"That was really good, one minute nine seconds. Try and keep up that time," he said as I finished another lap. The rain was starting to pick up. "It's so fucking slippy!" I felt as though I wasn't in control, the wheels were spinning everywhere. I just desperately didn't want to spin out and let the boys down.
When I was finally told to come in I felt so relieved. I had no idea what place we were or how I'd done. I practically stumbled out, my legs and bum asleep from sitting in the same position for two hours. I pulled my helmet off as I passed Chip.
When I got to the boys I was met with what seemed to be happy faces. "We're fucking second place in class!" Freezy patted my back excitedly. Harry smiled wildly at me. "I told you you'd be fine." I smiled back at him, relieved that I hadn't fucked everything up.
I was completely soaked so I went to get changed into some comfy clothes that I could sleep in. Plum, Will and Chris had already gone to bed and me and Harry were going to do the same as it was now around two in the morning.
We walked together to quadrants bus, since there wasn't a proper bed in the one Chip had rented and they'd kindly said we could sleep in there's. When we got inside, out of the rain we quietly walked down the hall. I turned to look at him, my eyes slightly wider than a minute ago. "Is there only one bed left?"
"Shit. I think so," he replied before looking around to check again. "What are we gonna do?" I whispered. "Uh- you can have it." My brows knitted together. "No, don't be daft. They're pretty big... we could share?" I was really hoping I hadn't just embarrassed myself.
Harry's face turned red, though I couldn't really tell due to the dim lights. "Uh- uhm- yeah. Okay," he stuttered. I smiled slightly. "Come on then. I'm exhausted."
He got in first. It was slightly awkward since the last bed was at the bottom and practically on the floor. I slid in after, both now on our sides, my back facing his front. Turns out they were smaller than they looked.
Evidently Harry didn't know what to do with his hands, they were sort of hovering over my side. I smirked to myself then grabbed his hand, placing it around me my waist. I shuffled into him comfortably. I felt him physically relax. "You sure this is okay?" He asked quietly. "I'm sure."
I've had a massive crush on Harry since a few months ago when we spent the entire night together at a party nether of us wanted to be at. I laughed more than I had in a while that night and I really enjoyed spending time with him.
I was woken up a few hours later by Chip giggling. My eyes fluttered open and a small tired groan escaped from my lips. "You alright there love? Comfy?" He chuckled quietly, as people were still asleep. I was confused then I realised I was still pressed up against Harry.
Harry shuffled behind me, mumbling something and then shooting up. A loud bang was heard as he whacked his head on the roof of the bed. "Ow." He fell back onto the pillow and brought his hand up to rub his head. Chip laughed even more.
We got out and stood up. I sighed before glancing at Harry. His hand rubbed at the back of his neck, he looked slightly uncomfortable. Chip continued to tease us as we walked back to the green room and he immediately told Freezy and Chris that he'd found us asleep together.
"I knew it! You like each other!" Freezy exclaimed, standing up. My eyes widened. "Uh-" "you guessed it," Harry replied, interrupting me. My head snapped over to him. "You like me?" I blurted out. The room fell silent. "Uhm- yeah- yeah I think I do." My face softened. Freezy chuckled with a smirk.
It turns out they wanted Harry to get back in the cart once again, which he wasn't very happy about. But he ended up agreeing and he got back into his suit. I stood next to him on the balcony, both of us leaning our forearms on the barrier as we waited for the signal that it was his turn to go out.
"I like you too. Just so you know." I said, not taking my eyes off the track. "You do?" He turned to me, surprise evident on his face. I looked at him sincerely. "Mhm, ever since that party last month." A smile graced his lips. "So... did you wanna go for lunch or something after this?" He asked. "Are you asking me on a date Mr Lewis?" I teased. He chuckled. I gently nudged his side with my elbow. "I'd really like that."
"Harry! Time to go!" Chip shouted. I glanced at Chip then looked up at Harry, pushing onto my tiptoes and placing a quick kiss on his cheek. "Good luck!" I whispered. He smirked. "I'll see you in a bit." I nodded before patting his chest.
I watched as he quickly walked down the stairs then I turned to go back inside. I stopped as I noticed Freezy through the window. He raised his eyebrows with a mischievous look on his face. I groaned but I didn't really mind that he'd seen mine and Harry's encounter, all I could think about was the date I was going on in a few hours.
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happy wip wednesday im gonna do both 🫣
alright i have a dilemma, drawing goth megs stepping on someone with his platform docs.
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The intern on our team messed up a simple math thing (no worries, everyone does at 9:30 in the morning) and was like "lol sorry you guys know girlmath" (I'm the only other woman on our team) and I couldnt help myself, I just looked at her and said "girl math? Take yourself seriously." And I feel kinda bad bc she got real sheepish and my boss (our 2:1 was that afternoon, that was when he brought it up) mentioned that it came off rather harshly (he isnt so bad for a guy. He has an 8-year-old daughter and is on the proto-feminist kick some men get in when they have a daughter. He could obvs still be better tho)
I should make time tomorrow to talk to her and tell her I wasnt trying to be an asshole but explain that portraying yourself as incompetent is never going to help you in a corporate environment, especially if you act like its because youre a woman. I wasnt super aggressive but I also don't always mince my words as much as others tend to expect. As a senior Dev I can be a bit stern with my juniors.
I want to make a concerted effort to mentor her in her career. She's so bright but I think she's being held back by a cultural zeitgeist that sees women as incredibly frivolous creatures. I do really think that she can go very far if she takes herself seriously.
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