#sorry. but not that sorry

[sheepsheeples]

Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

[susiemybeloved]

Came to me in a dream

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

[sexypeople-contests-2025]

[crimsonservbot]

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[nattousan]

it was not on wheat...

[isabelopaque]

how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks

[tothechaos]

phones love to go "do you want to clear up .3 GB by deleting these cherished pictures that you havent looked at in more than 30 days?" while also installing random apps and AI bullshit you didnt ask for. and you cant even uninstall half the apps

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

got stuck on the toilet earlier and my inner monologue started coming in cookie monster's voice for some reason

[cariykon]

Bad End

[roachsauce]

“He would not fucking say that” except its the badly written source material so he did, in fact, say that

[ukulelekatie]

“if you’re sensitive to sounds when sleeping, just use earplugs!” i cannot stress enough that the sensory feeling of having my ears fully blocked AND now being able to hear my own heartbeat and breathing and every other sound that’s happening inside my own body is a million times worse than whatever ambient noise may be keeping me awake

[winknotable]

I forgot which day fingers in his ass happens on. Pls dont throw rocks at me if Im wrong