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k-hotchoisan · 1 year ago

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hi I saw that your requests are open! can you write about needy/horny hongjoong being a messy kisser and overstimulation (only if you're comfortable with it) 💕 tysm 💕

At this point I should just make a masterlist of ateez members being perverts because that’s where all of these fics are swerving to (not that I’m complaining 😛)

Thank you for the wait, here’s your meal ✨🌶️

wetting your lips

He’s just your sugar daddy right? No strings attached. At least that’s what he thinks until the both of you make out, and you see how fucking deep his obsession with you runs.

Genre/warnings: perverted, possessive, DILF sugar daddy!Hongjoong, smut, Hongjoong is possessive as much as he’s horny (we love that for him), blowjob, deep throat, cumming un/touched, overstimulation, sloppy, making out, vibrator play, unprotected sex, cream pie

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“No strings attached��, is what Hongjoong would tell you during the earlier days of this transactional relationship. Little did he realise he would be eating his fucking words.

Initially, it started off with spoiling you with dinners and gifts. Truthfully, it was kind of jarring—solely because it was something you never thought of stepping your foot in. Hongjoong was fine with the arrangement, showering you with gifts and dinners. He was always polite and gentle, sometimes even flirty with you. He never brought up intimacy—at least, not until the third month mark.

And you wonder to yourself how did Hongjoong keep all of that to himself, because he was something in bed. He wasn’t rough by any means—dominant—definitely. You could tell he got off taking the lead in bed on top of fucking the ever loving shit out of you.

Fucking him—or being fucked by him was nothing like your previous partners. Despite him being significantly older than you, he had some sort of vigor, one that definitely always left you wanting more. He started becoming more flirtatious, his hands always around your body whenever he could, enjoying seeing red tint flush against your cheeks whenever he said something dirty. He began picking you from campus more often as well.

It was to the extent that on some days during your classes, you would blank out briefly, whatever you were supposed to be absorbing completely replaced by your little escapades with him the night before—him driving his cock right into your wet hole from below, muttering such dirty things—“that’s my good girl, taking my cock like that. You love that don’t you?”, and the way he would hold your thighs down so you wouldn’t squirm and take his fucking cock like his good little girl while you leak all over him and completely break. By the time you snapped out of it, your thighs were squeezed on reflex. You were never gonna fucking tell Hongjoong that, obviously.

There was one thing you realised he doesn’t do during sex—kissing. It wasn’t that he would avoid you if you kissed him—you didn’t initiate because he never placed his lips in the proximity of yours. You chalked it off as probably something he wasn’t comfortable with, and you weren’t about to force him anyway.

Then another popped—up the more Hongjoong had you around him—his possessiveness progressively built. Initially it was subtle; Hongjoong would rest his hand on your thigh if he was seated beside you—he loved doing that, especially when your thighs are bare. There was an instance where he was picking you up from campus, he called your name, pulling your attention away from your friend. Your male friend.

“Boyfriend?” He’d ask. You stay frozen, unsure of what to reply to your friend. But you shake your head while you plaster a smile before you waved him off and entered Hongjoong’s car.

As you clip your seatbelt on, Hongjoong casts you a glance from the side before he presses against the accelerator.

“Who was that?”

You look up at him and blink. “Classmate”, you reply curtly, before pulling out your phone.

“The both of you seem close”, he comments, shifting his gaze away back to road.

“Yeah he’s my group mate”, you reply, nonchalant about the tightening grip Hongjoong had on the steering wheel. He’s irritated, his jaw is clenched but he doesn’t know why.

“What were the both of you talking about?” He asks next. Your gaze lifts from the phone to the road ahead of you, wondering why Hongjoong was suddenly asking you all of these questions.

“Nothing. He was asking who you were. That’s all.”

Hongjoong’s jaw tightens slightly more. His eyes don’t leave the road.

“And what did you reply?”

You finally whip your head to face Hongjoong, confusion partnered with furrowed eyebrows all over your face.

“Why does that matter?”

“Answer me, doll.”

And you immediately simmer down slightly, your eyes back on the road.

“What would you want me to answer?” You deflect, hoping, praying, that he’d leave this alone. It was making your heart pump a hundred miles per second.

“I asked you first.”

Now you can’t help but to roll your eyes.

“I didn’t say anything.”

Hongjoong cocks an eyebrow. “Elaborate.”

Your arms are crossed. There is a prick of irritation stemming from your heart, but you aren’t able to pinpoint the cause of it.

“He asked me if you were my boyfriend, but I didn’t reply.”

This time, Hongjoong quietens down, but you catch a glint in his eye—something you’ve never seen before.

Boy, were you in for a fucking ride.

The moment you step into his penthouse, you make a beeline for the showers, like you always did, but this time, your heart is hammering in your chest. As the hot water washes the soap off, you wonder about Hongjoong’s recent behaviour towards you. Even though Hongjoong has always been a direct person, he’s like a puzzle you could never figure out. Maybe that’s why you couldn’t seem to get him out of your head. Especially when he’s been more affectionate recently. It’s sending you into a spiral.

Hongjoong is drying your hair as he combs it. And it’s the little things like these that makes your heart flutter. But he still hasn’t answered you about why he was questioning you so much in the car over a friend.

You turn to him.

“Now you answer me.”

Hongjoong is avoiding your gaze. The prick in your heart is starting to germinate.

“Then I’ll accept his date. He was asking me out anyway.”

That makes Hongjong whip his head so fucking fast, and he’s glaring daggers into you.

“No. You’re not going.”

You cross your arms, narrowing your eyes at him.

“And why not? It’s not like we’re dating or anything. You said it before—no strings attached, right?”

Hongjoong’s jaw clenches. This is driving him insane. He knows. He just doesn’t want to admit it. And he’s about to find out that this would be the turning point.

“It doesn’t apply this time. I’m not allowing you.”

“You think we’re something? Yeah, wefuck, but youdon’t even kiss me,” You spit. You’ve never challenged Hongjoong like this before, especially given the basis of this peculiar relationship. This was definitely new to you. And him.

Hongjoong stares at you. Hard. His expression is indecipherable. He shifts closer to you, you who remains still, gaze tracing his movements as Hongjoong closes the distance between the both of you. His thumb presses against your chin, his fingers holding your chin up. You scoff internally, because it’s not like you’re running away-

-and his lips are pressed onto yours. Your mind is buzzing. So much chemicals are colliding in your mind. Sure, the fucking sent you into another realm, but from a kiss? Maybe you just didn’t expect Hongjoong to actually kiss you.

Hongjoong’s head is as spinning as madly as yours is. There’s a reason why he doesn’t kiss his flings, his partners. He doesn’t like the idea of how kissing turns him vulnerable. He doesn’t care about the emotional connections. But with you? Dear god, he could break his own fucking rules for that. In his own perverse ways. It wasn’t that he didn’t want to kiss you. But he was afraid of the entanglement it would ensue should it happen. It drives him crazy. Even though he was the one who foolishly mentioned no strings attached, he swears he’s the one at his feet for you.

The kiss deepens as Hongjoong coaxes you to part your lips, and you do, shakily, your arms wrapped around his neck, pulling him impossibly closer. Hongjoong stumbles slightly, but his lips are messy against yours. He swallows hard when the both of you pull back, a thin string of spit slowly pulling apart between two swollen lips.

It’s only then you realised what the hell you’ve done. You’ve gained clarity after the steamy make out session, but one glance at Hongjoong, his cheeks and ears and flushed red, and his eyes are hazed.

You tug against the drenched boxers Hongjong has on, pulling it down as he peels the silk lounge wear off you. Your breath is heavy at the sight beneath his pants—thick white, leaking and trickling down his thick and heavy shaft.

Hongjoong’s eyes are growing wilder by the second. His hands catch yours and he places your palm on his chest. You feel it—his heartbeat is as wild as his eyes.

Before you realise it, your back hits the mattress and Hongjoong is towering over you. Your hands are off him, but his hands are trailing all over you—cupping your tits before the sensation of his fingers are tickling your sides, and then he’s at your thighs. He casts you one more glance.

“If you don’t stop me now, I don’t know what I might do”, Hongjoong warns gently.

“Hongjoong”, you call out, the tips of his fingers trailing teasingly against the curve of his jaw. “What else have you been keeping in that dirty little mind of yours?”

The sides of Hongjoong’s lips crack into a smile. “So many fucking things, doll.”

It’s not as if you never used a vibrator with Hongjoong during sex, in fact, he almost seemed to always hold back his enthusiasm when you told him you wanted to use the vibrator during sex.

But what you failed to realise was how frenzied he almost seemed to be whenever the vibrator came into play. Little did you know his true fantasy was to stuff you full with it, and watch you writhe and beg while he fucks his hand.

You swallow hard when the vibrator hits the perfect spot again. You push your thighs together, trying to get the toy to hit the spongy spot once again, because fuck, you were so fucking close to cumming. It feels so fucking good. You glance at Hongjoong, who twirls the controller with this pretty fingers. He looks so sickeningly satisfied, watching the way you’re squirming, trying to reach your high, your eyes so glazed out, your whines sounding like symphony to his ears when you beg him to let you cum when he lowers the vibration intensity with his thumb.

“Hongjoong”, you choke, jerking once more when the vibrator ups it’s buzz once more. Now tears streaming down your cheeks from the constant jump between the lack of and overstimulation. “I wanna cum. Let me cum, please.” You’re practically grinding your hips against the sheets, so much cream leaking past the vibrator that if you sat up, the toy would definitely slip out, and that’s why Hongjoong has you seated like a good girl, legs closed to keep the toy stuffed nicely in you.

The imagery of you giggling with your male classmate turns Hongjoong’s gaze dark. He cracks a smile, devoid of anything pleasant before he rips your orgasm away from you once more, hearing you cuss for the nth time with your legs twitching.

“No.” He simply says. “Not yet.”

You hiccup, so fucked out from the pulsing pleasure that you don’t know how much more of this you can take.

You watch hungrily as Hongjoong strokes his fat, red-tipped cock slowly, beads of precum leaking off the slit, listening to him sigh shakily as his hands slip down his slippery shaft.

“Fuck yourself with your little toy. If you can last till I cum, I’ll make sure you’ll cum so fucking good, doll”, he proposes. You nod as you bite your lip, desperate to get some form of release, even though you weren’t sure if you were gonna last.

You spread your legs wide open in front of Hongjoong, gingerly pulling out the vibrator, groaning at the way it drags out of your wet cunt before pushing it back in, your toes curling from how good it feels. Hongjoong almost loses it here, watching how your pussy stretches when you push the toy in.

And you slowly fuck yourself with the toy, letting yourself fall back against the plush, thick pillows behind you. You feel like you’re doing okay, that is, until Hongjoong amps up the fucking intensity and you’re back to shaking and your voice climbs in octave when you whimper. You’re almost tempted to just fucking release it—it feels so fucking good. Just when you’re about to give up, the intensity slows down to a dull buzz, and you take a sharp inhale, your eyes meeting Hongjoong as he watches you like a predator while his hand makes more of a mess on his pretty cock. You still fuck yourself slowly on the toy, even though it’s by instinct that you want to fuck yourself stupid with it.

Not yet. You wanted to be Hongjoong’s good girl.

You lift your hips slightly, the angle letting the vibrator push into deeper parts of your pussy, and you wonder if you regret it or thank the fucking gods for it because when Hongjoong sees you do it, he raises the vibration, making you gasp, your legs snapping shut.

“Keep them open, baby. You wanna cum, don’t you?” Hongjoong reminds you. He’s obviously enjoying the fucking show—the clear precum slowly turning more white and thicker by the minute.

“Can’t help it, Joong. Feels so fuckin amazing”, you mutter, hearing Hongjoong’s pretty chuckle echo in your ears while he watches you failing at holding your composure while the vibrator is fucking its vibrations right into your fucking core.

“Fuck. Look at that pretty little pussy of yours. I’m almost jealous,” Hongjoong sighs as he lowers the vibrations once more, simply to admire how easily the toy slides out of your cunt only to be pushed back again, completely drenched and sticky.

Without a doubt, watching you fall apart while you fuck yourself like that is sending Hongjoong into a fucking spiral. The one time where he almost walked into you fucking yourself with your dildo triggered something so perverted in him. And before he realised it, his pants pooled a dark patch watching you slap the toy right at your clit, before you would slowly drag it down to your soaked cunt, then pushing it in slowly before you stuffed your poor cunt full. The icing on top? When you were moaning his name sounding so fucking needy, and before he knew it, cum had soaked his pants. Since then, he’d stay by the doorway of his bedroom, often never telling you when he would be back, just to catch you fucking yourself with your toys just so he could indulge in his fantasies.

Just when you’re getting used to the low vibrations again, Hongjoong amps it up once more, watching your eyes roll back when he ups it at the moment you had the vibrator stuffed into your pussy. Before you could even register, you feel a tug from behind, and your concentration is at Hongjoong—who has his hands in your hair, pulling it away from your face while he kneels so his cock is right at your face.

You look up at him, your free hand immediately going up to fuck his cock while you continue to fuck yourself with the vibrator. Somehow, it only makes you feel so fucking good.

“Open wide, doll”, Hongjoong gestures, giving you a tug from the back so your mouth is at the tip of his cock, not missing the way you moan slightly at his roughness. You stick your tongue out, lapping the thick cream around his cock before he pushes the back of your head, your mouth covering the entirety of his cock.

“That’s it, baby. Fuck. So fucking amazing”, Hongjoong bites the inner of his cheek, completely dropping the remote onto the bed as his other hand joins to the back of your head.

Your mind is completely mushed—mouth being stuff full of cock while the vibrator is pushing right your g-spot, at such a mind breaking intensity. You try your best to bob your head, at one point letting Hongjoong fuck your face while groaning at the way he’s tugging your hair, adding on to the rapidly building orgasm that was about to burst, even though drool and precum were trickling down the corners of your lips from how much he’s creaming down your throat.

His cock twitches and he pulls out slightly before he pushes in again once more, barely giving you the time of the day. “Cumming. I’m cumming, doll”, he grunts, his hips pressing against you. “Fuck. You’re such a good fucking girl, aren’t you?”

Your eyes roll back from the pleasure, your legs twitch at that moment—your orgasm spraying out of you while it floods your entire system at the same time, your mind completely going blank while Hongjoong has cum down your throat, the tangy salty fluids following down your throat while your tears leak past your eyes from the sheer fucking pleasure. Your fingers have left pretty scratches down his thighs, and you’re sure he’s gonna love it later. You never thought it would have come down to this.

Hongjoong pulls out slowly, his hands letting go of your hair, stroking your jaw instead before he kneels before you, and engulfs your lips, tasting himself in your tongue.

There he goes again—his eyes completely glazed out when his lips are on yours, like he can’t get enough of it. And he doesn’t—because he doesn’t soften.

“So good. Need more, doll. You can take it right? Take whatever I give you”, Hongjoong whispers, the tint flushing his cheeks once more. He makes you face away from him this time—back against his chest, and his wet cock is right at your pussy.

You swear he’s gonna be the death of you.

Hongjoong rubs his cockhead against your hole, before he pushes himself in, groaning as you take him inch by inch, stretching your pussy out so well. You’re beginning to drool again—almost shutting off the moment he has you filled up to the brim.

“Warm and tight. Fucking perfect, doll”, he sighs. You feel yourself drip with more cream.

Then he starts to fuck you from below, and you’re immediately grasping for any ounce of sanity left in you. But it’s obvious Hongjoong is only gonna fuck it all out of you by the time this over. You lift your leg up by instinct, letting him hit deeper into you, and he groans at how tightly you’re squeezing him.

His arms are wrapped around you, more tighter and more intimate than usual. And all the thoughts and theories are completely muffled when you feel his cockhead pressing against your g-spot once again.

“You’re so pretty when you look like that, baby. So fucked out and used by me”, he laughs right in your ears.

“Yeah. So perfectly used by you”, you agree, your hips bouncing off his cock as well.

“Of course. My girl is perfect”, his reply sending butterflies flooding your stomach, though you were certain it was mostly because of his cock.

The thrusting becomes more desperate—the sound of wet skin slapping only growing louder by the second, it makes your toes curl and your head spin. Hongjoong feels so fucking good in you and you swear you could get completely drunk off his cock. It’s also the fact that he’s jackhammering his cock right into you right after he made you swallow his fucking cum moments before that’s making you so disgustingly hooked onto him. And sometimes, it scares you how much you just want him all for yourself. Little did you realise you’ve flooded every crevice of Hongjoong’s mind when the intimacy begins to intensify. Every time he tells himself that he shouldn’t let his feelings mix with the pleasure, you unintentionally pull him back in again, and now he’s completely hooked.

“Mine, mine, mine”, Hongjoong whispers, biting down onto your neck as a soft moan passes through your ears, and you feel warm, thick cum flood your walls. Stars flood your eyelids as your second orgasm crashes into you, your fingernails leaving light trails of red on his thigh while your pussy milks Hongjoong dry, more cum seeping out

In between pants and catching breaths as both your highs gradually die down, you turn around to face Hongjoong, your lips ready to part to say something, but Hongjoong beats you to it.

“Now you can let your little friend know that you have a partner. A partner who’s fucking head over heels for you.”

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kittvon · 3 months ago

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@cherlawa-panna

Ohhhhhhhhh Thaaaaanks!!!! I’m sooooooo happy you like our bumping road trip!!! (Sobbing and Screaming)

I always hc that Francis (surely can be flirty and talkative) would totally be outshone by his chatterbox sarcastic parents，he’d be so happy to see Clint again and surprisingly finds his other parent is a total badass legend hero, but in 3 days my boy’s gonna be annoyed to d’eath by our birds’ jokes and all sorts of dog person behaviors.

And srsly, we have 4 Francis in 4 different universe and looked like 4 different people.

(His babyface looks very Bobbi to me and he wears black n white in the cartoon movie)

And this dude from #2-5 Avengers (2010) is a gloomy statue like Uncle Ben.

Another Francis from #9-14 in Avengers World. One of the issues his hair’s painted auburn.

(Seems he has no idea who’s Bobbi, and what’s an aberration??? marvel! I need his full backstory!!)

Lil ‘dude just looked like Uncle Barney, and 3 issues later he’s blonde again.

guess boy loves dyeing his hair like his uncle.

Bobbi to Francis: This boy’s basically my brother (looks)

Clint to Francis: This boy’s basically my brother (personality)

Barney to Francis：The kid’s basically sulky Clint (when I left him leg in a cast at Circus) but 10 times worse, pretty sure he’s gonna assassinate me when I doze off. (cause you use him as cushion)

Looks like Ash uses compound bow and Francis uses recurve bow. I heard people who use compound bow and people who use recurve bow don’t get along (Due to Clint’s influence on me since elementary school, I have a recurve bow and do archery sometimes but ain’t familiar with the archery community).

Anyway I guess Francis and Ash are fine. Ash would love a slightly younger sibling and Francis’s jaw would drop when hearing about Ash’s story and somehow she’s a queen in their trash world now (yeah way cooler than a teen rebel leader sorry bro)

Francis: Okay sis so you owns a kingdom and I have to share my room with James Futzing Rogers.

Bobbi to Ash: OMGShe’s so Kate.

Clint to Ash: OMGShe’s so Kate.

Ash: bc Kate’s my birth mom, who I know nothing about til a few days ago she showed up when my Clint tried kill Zemo the King but now I’m Zemo, yep it’s complicated never mind let’s go karaoke!

From the podcast we get some cute domestic Clint even though he went paranoid later and sought revenge (also to protect Ash). Clint used to cook her breakfasts and they had different pancakes depending on which day it is, he remembered who Ash went to 1st grade with even after he left Roberta and Ash for 10 years. He’s described gentle and caring😭 So I guess having Clint’s barbecue would bring her memories back. (baby you deserve all the happily ever after)

Imaging how happy a chef he’d be when cooking for his loved ones🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Since Roberta’s personality is a little different from our Bobbi (I get it, in the podcast both Clint and Kate are a bit on edge so they need someone more stable. But still, hearing she and Ash arguing and Ash calls Clint a diva is killing me.)

Ash would see our Bobbi more like a hella fun big sis and Bobbi would call on Nadia and Ying to join the crew (Don’t worry Ying’s gonna stop them before those three burn someone’s house down)

(Barney: I don’t think this damn car can get anymore crowded, I’m gonna shove someone into trunk)

Bobbi and Clint would show Ash and Francis videos of Lucky and Ka-Zar the corgi then force their kids to choose whose puppy’s cuter.

If we expand the family, Alkhema(the evil robot based on Bobbi’s brain pattern) can also count as one (horribly)

She’s gonna go “Hiyyya kids” and gets beaten by the kids bc Nadia and Ying were assassins, Ash hates Ultron in her world as gov surveillance and Francis just wants to burn every Ultron-like thing up.

Barbara who goes by Bobbi🤝 Natasha who goes by Ash🤝Charles who goes by Barney

Ben: Okay Bobbi so your boyfriend we met embarrassingly last time is actually your husband you knew for 9 days then you proposed and divorced and died and divorced and got back together and you have two teen kids from other universes (clearly there are other universes👌) one leads rebels in his universe the other disguises as the dictator in hers, but neither of them knows who you are and the grumpy man sitting next to me was once a mob person, supervillain, terrorist I guess I’m fine totally fine.

And I think they at least accidently(really?) left Barney and Francis at the gas station once.

Barney: I could have been wasting my life sunbathing on my own island as always Clint owes me big.

#bobbiclint #francis barton #ash morse #morse-barton family road trip is cute chaos #my post

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one-piece-dumpster-fire · 5 years ago

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Hi can i have a hcs of being the older sister of vivi killer drake and katakuri who is nice and compasionate please-Sarah

I'm sorry this took... embarrassingly long to complete. And I'm not gonna lie, it was rather difficult for me to come up with good headcanons for this request. I'm really not proud of this one, but... hopefully you'll like it at least a bit, dear ^^'

Having a kind older sister headcanon

Nefeltari Vivi

Vivi absolutely adores and looks up to you!

secretly, she wants to grow up to be just as much of an amazing and kind person as you are

however she can also be a bit of a brat and a little rebel from time to time; especially in her younger years she would often switch between wanting to be with you and wanting to be left alone in a matter of seconds

sometimes, when she's in an especially mischievious mood, she even goes as far as to hide from you on the palace grounds all day long

seeing how your mother died when you and your little sister were still pretty young, your dad Cobra was initially the one who tried to take on both parental roles and raise you to the best of his abilities; but since he's also the King of Alabasta and has a lot of responsibilities to take care of, it didn't quite work out in the long run. Thus you jumped in for him, taking on both a sisterly as well as a motherly role for Vivi as she was growing up

still, Cobra is extremely protective of his two girls and therefore you're rarely allowed to leave his sight or the palace. But that ain't stopping you from occasionally sneaking out in secret, and once Vivi is old enough to accompany you, you bring her along. Those little 'trips' later on fueled her desire to sneak out on her own and make friends with the other children in Alabasta

every evening, when it's time for bed, she sits down with you and proudly tells you about the things she did that day while you brush through her hair

although she's eager to share most of her hobbies and adventures with you, the one thing that Vivi is extremely cautious about is letting you meet her friends. Grown people aren't allowed in their club, so when she finally decides to introduce you to Koza and the rest, you have to promise not to tell anyone

you're the one person Vivi can confide in 100% and she knows that her secrets are always safe with you- even from Papa Cobra

so it's only natural that you were also the first person she told about her plans to infiltrate Baroque Works

and while Vivi is away on her secret mission, you make sure to help your little sis from the inside by delivering informations about the current situation in Alabasta. All while keeping up the facade of the good older princess who believes that Sir Crocodile is a hero, of course

when she finally comes back home with Luffy and the Strawhats, you do everything in your power to assist them in their plan to get the country back from the Warlord. With an all-out civil war right around the corner Vivi especially needs you as emotional support and counts on your wisdom to help with her decisions. You're her big sister after all, and if there's anyone she needs to have by her side while she's facing all of the coming chaos, it's you.

Killer

you know those rebellious teenagers that are always like "Moooom, don't tell me what to do!!!!"? That's Killer, but in little brother form

he definitely doesn't like being coddled or looked after. Yes, he gets into fights and danger regularly, but it's normal. He doesn't need you to chew him out for it every time

despite that, he really really does love you though. Hence why he's occasionaly pushing you away- as pirate he's living a dangerous life, and he doesn't want his nice and sweet big sister to get caught up in it

his way of showing apprecation for you has always been a bit unusual, even back when he was young. One time, when you were still living together, Killer tried to surprise you by cooking your favorite food for your birthday; but he ended up setting your house on fire instead, forcing you to move again

when you were still children you would occasionally babysit your little brother as well as his best bud Kid, and things often got out of control when you three were together

especially the little redhead seemed to be in a rather provocative mood whenever you were around. Sometimes Kid would declare that you'll be his woman one day, which always ticked off Killer and caused him to start fights with his friend

even to this day, Killer still tries to keep you away from Kid. He adores his friend and captain, but also really doesn't want him to try and get flirty with you... again. That's just all kinds of wrong

it's not just Kid though, no one else in the crew is allowed to comment on your looks/attricteveness/whatever either, or they'll have to deal with a pretty mad Killer

nowadays he's a lot more relaxed when it comes to you and your presence around the crew though. From time to time he still berates or tells you that you are too friendly for your own good, but deep down he's appreciative of your caring nature and how you always treated him with kindness

one thing that never really changed is Killer's desire to cook by your side and show off all the things he learned within the past few years

you're the only person he feels the need to impress and who's criticism actually matters to him even if he accepts it with a scoff

X Drake

although he's the younger sibling, Drake is actually the protective one. Because of your kind nature he's always afraid that someone might try to use you

he's pretty clingy as a kid, and it honestly doesn't change much as he's getting older

you were the one that took care of him after your father died, so naturally he's always been looking at you for guidance and comfort from a young age on

as a result you're the only person that can claim to know Drake 100%. He can't keep secrets from you either, sometimes it's even as if you know him better than he does

although he knows he can always come to you with his problems and secrets, Drake is pretty hesitant to do so. Scared that you might get dragged into his dangerous affairs, he heavy-hearted decides that it's for the best to keep you in the dark about his life as double-agent

although he feels a bit guilty to keep you in the dark about his affiliations, it does have some perks as well. Thanks to his job he was able to secure you a nice house in a calm (and most importantly, protected) living area that's close to his marine base

you could say it's his way of 'repaying' you for taking care of him for so long. Drake loves you and can't help but feel as if he's in your debt

as long as his job allows it he makes sure to visits you at least once or twice a month to make sure that you're doing good

during those visits he often thinks back to what your life used to be like when you were kids, and the mood quickly turns sober as he remembers his abusive father. That's usually when it's time for you to step in and change the topic

just ask Drake about his crushes or if there is a woman he's got his eyes on and he'll turn all sorts of red again lol

huh, maybe there is someone he's interested in. But he can't tell you because you'd probably just offer to help him win her over, which is bound to end in disaster...

instead of talking about his preferences when it comes to women he'd rather tell you about the new limited edition Germa action figure he managed to get his hands on! And boom- just like that, your little bro is in a better mood again

can you imagine how excited Drake would be to tell you about his encounter with Stealth Black tho...? You'd probably have to calm him down during the call so he won't hyperventilate lmao

Charlotte Katakuri

much like Killer, Katakuri also doesn't like being coddled

back when you were young and still sailing around with the family, it was usually your and Perospero's unofficial job to look after the younger siblings while Big Mom was doing... y'know, pirate stuff

most of the kids were doing fine under your watch, but Katakuri always had a strong tendency to get in trouble. You would often scold him for starting fights with others and tell him that he shouldn't pay any mind to whatever insults they throw at him; unfortunately though he hardly ever listened

and after the incident with Brûlée, he completely isolated himself from everyone- including you. He also felt a tinge of guilt for not listening to your advice, since it might have kept his sister from getting hurt

it takes years, almost decades until Katakuri feels ready to open up again- and if it wasn't for how compassionate you were and that you never judged or pressured him, it might have taken even longer

eventually he tries to mend your relationship by inviting you to one of his meriendas, where you finally get the chance to talk about everything

from there on out you two slowly get reacquainted with one another and become friends again

and this time, he actually listens to your advice and takes it to heart

Katakuri still keeps up the appearance of the strong and cold older brother around the other siblings, but when he's with you he's more relaxed and sometimes even okay with talking about his pent-up frustration

whenever he returns from a mission he checks in with Mama first (that's obligatory) and then gets some donuts, pays you a visit to see how you've been holding up during the days he was gone, and explains what he's been up to

he's always looking out for you and whenever Mama suggests that it's time for you to marry some crazy psycho for the sake of an alliance, Katakuri would do everything in his powers to help you convince her that it was a bad idea

frankly Katakuri respects you more than his own mother and is very glad to have someone who doesn't put him on a pedestral or holds him to some insanely high standards. It makes him feel a bit more... human.

#one piece #nefeltari vivi #one piece killer #x drake #charlotte katakuri #one piece x reader #one piece headcanon #one piece imagine #op headcanon

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localkpoprat · 5 years ago

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Questionable Bro Moment: ChanBaek

(multi edition)

Heyo, welcome back to my mini-analysis! We’ll be discussing ChanBaek again!

Now, this entire event was just full of clingy ChanBaek, and this was probably the most cling we ever saw from them since it was a while after debut.

They were still fetuses.

Let’s cry about it.

Anyway, I just wanna point out some moments that were so sus that even platonic shippers will question their entire existence after reading this.

In this gif we see Chanyeol summoning Baekhyun into his arms, a habit that still exists to this day and I still cry about. Though this gif cut out the part where Baekhyun was standing a bit farther out of Chanyeol’s reach, he still walked into his arms...👀

Now, we see tiny Baek basically just acting the total opposite of his usual flirty and loud personality he has with the other members!

He hardly, and I mean hardly ever blatantly flirts with Chanyeol!

He would legit unzip other members pants, y’all about their peens, and break into their showers, but when Chanyeol is flirting with him, he shrinks in on himself and gets this goofy blushy smile on his face and melts like some damn ice cream and does whatever Chanyeol wants.

Now, why would a bro be so forward with his other bros but becomes putty with his best bro?

Just look at how he scrunches his neck and places his hands on Chanyeol’s arms, a sort of defense mechanism when someone is in your ear and their breath is on your skin so you shrink. That would either make you cringe in disgust, or in this case, Baek seems to be cringing because they’re in public and he likes the attention a bit too much.

Prior to what I was saying before about their bro-ship, maybe he and this bro in particular are more than bros and because they are more than bros, Baekhyun tries to hide his affections for said bro.

In this clip, we see Baekhyun play fighting with Chanyeol, but not getting hit back, another habit that stayed between the two for years and they probs still do it. This clip even has the exact moment that Chanyeol told Baekhyun to come over to him...multiple times at that. Watch how they interact, specifically Baekhyun’s reactions to Chanyeol’s advances compared to how he acts with his other members.

Chanyeol is still on the prowl and is walking up to Baekhyun to get him in his arms again.

Now, what the hell was he whispering in Bacon’s ear to make him all squirmish and blushy?

Was it something that bros said?

Or, was it something more than bros said?

Chanyeol was so distracted by following Baekhyun that he nearly walked into other members when Baekhyun side-stepped him!

Whipped culture sis.

This just about wraps up this Questionable Bro Moment! Let me know what y’all think and stay tuned for the next Questionable Bro Moment!

#baekyeol #chanbaek #kpop ships #ships #baekhyun #chanyeol #questionablebromoments #bros

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torivikachu · 4 years ago

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I was just listening to Hamilton AGAIN - yeah I just put it on while working all the time - and it just hit me how really relatable Hamilton (or I mean, Lin-Manuel's interpretation of him) is. well, at least for me.

if you're wondering if this is worth your time it is NOT

anybody except me likes lists? I like lists. so let's make a list!

also let's see how many quotes can I fit into this post

whoa, I am excited about it.

1. the moment he meets Aaron Burr, he just sorta searches for something to bond over. like, hey dude I heard you went to Princeton? I wanna go there too, let's bond over it! by the way, I punched someone there lol I swear I am not stupid aand Burr, like um, no, thanks really, I better go, you seem violent, my parents wanted me to go there, okay, and Ham like WHOA YOU AN ORPHAN? WOW I AM TOO IT'S LIKE FATE OR SOMETHING LETS BOND and Aaron like wtf dude just shut up

and honestly that's just me, if I meet a person I like I will latch onto anything and I get sorta...fixated? so yeah, this dialogue is relatable as fuck

2. and Alex doesn't shut up, but then he goes all or am I talking too much?

bro, your anxiety shows.

3. and he keeps ranting all through the show, but his rants seem to charm everybody while I think mine just annoy and scare away? whatever, moving on, with Washington asking him why are you upset and he's replying IM NOT like a fucking teenager and it's probably a small thing but it's relatable as hell

4. and then once he is given permission he dives and buries himself into work, never does things halfway and is eager to take on more responsibilities and do something new and is just generally non-stop and while I can only wish for same energy as he, I like to have a lot of work aswell (well I sure as hell whine about it a lot but Hamilton does too! what's with I havent slept in a week I was weak I was awake you've never seen a bastard orphan more in need of a break)

5. he's flirty and has no qualms with innuendos. and very forward with his feelings? like you strike me like a woman who has never been satisfied sounds like a pickup line that either gonna win him a lot more than a number or fail miserably. he's like going all out, wearing his heart on his sleeve, and if it takes fighting a war for us too meet it will have been worth it and like seriously? yeah, flirt with every person in the room without skipping a beat, why not? he literally said on one intake of breath mr lafayette hard rock like lancelott i think your pants look hot laurens i like you a lot. he compliments people, he just throws it out instantly, most times he meets someone for the first time he compliments them and it's kind of my strategy too? it's not even a strategy, I just blurt out everything I like about a person once I meet them. it's like embarassing, because I liked a piece of jewelery on my co-worker once, and she was talking about something important while I could barely keep up because I kept thinking wow it looks great I gotta let her know. this strange need of mine to voice all thoughts annoys even me sometimes,

6. and then again, when he is angry or doesn't like something, it's painfully obvious. I don't tend to sprout profanities to people I don't like or saying stuff like madison you mad as hatter son take your medicine or you must be out of your GODDAMN mind or you absolutely right John should have shot him in mouth that would've shut him up but I can't school my face so it is always transparent what I am thinking about so my dislike is noted and not appreciated. it got me into enough embarassing situations. actually when studied in lyceum (like a sort of highschool) we had a principal and she addressed us as children and told us to call her mom and every time I was like WHAT THE HELL. I remember her eyes landing on me one time she said that and she almost did a doubletake at my facial expression. so the I'M NOT YOUR SON sentiment is not lost on me.

7. he speaks his mind when he thinks advice is in order? um if you love this woman go get her or for once in your life take a stand with pride. I tend to do it too, because I get winded up pretty fast, and I don't think it's always wise, because it's easy to judge from outside. I am pretty much sure that is the reason one of my friends back from school stopped talking to me. she had a bit of situation with her boyfriend and I still think her boyfriend is a piece of shit and she shouldn't have accepted him back, but whatever. wasn't my place to give advice, apparently

8. he gets overexcited? gentlemen of the jury I am curious bear with me are you aware that we are making history? like really I can't imagine ever getting like that at court. well I can imagine, because I get overexcited too, but saying that out loud? i'd be mortified

9. he's never satisfied? I know I already sorta covered it already, but it's more about him eager to learn and do more and feeling that what he's done and learnt is not enough, never enough. I so feel him on this, it's like yeah sure I know 4 languages, but that can't be enough can it? yeah I've got one degree but that's just ONE DEGREE that's like minimum I gotta get more

10. I know I talk too much I'm abrasive and I am not quoting Hamilton I am talking about myself thank you very much

11. he's a whiny bitch: but they don't have a plan they just hate mine -oh yes- or whatever it is Jefferson started it -huh yes sure-

12. forgetting your sons birthday? I forget my own age, sis. these little details just escape my attention. I like forgot it was my boyfriend's birthday this year - we literally live in the same flat. it took me a couple hours and a reminder from facebook. literally. and then I'll try to get away - hahaha it's like me saying to my parents - oh sure I'll some visit in a couple of months (they live in another part of the country) and then in a half a year being like oh wow when was the last time I went home

13. oh, here comes some more heavy stuff - say no to this. I was in a couple situations where I lost this battle. I think I have some polyamorous tendencies? but I am also very posessive and jealous, yeah, not a great mix, I know. so, I might have sorta dated two girls at one time once. well, not really dated, we were just bi-curious with one? we were friends, just... um, trying things. and then at some point I met another girl and it escalated pretty quickly and we sorta got together (oh my god the whole situation was a mess I was so confused about my sexuality back then and so ashamed you have no idea) and I didn't break it off with the first girl, but it was okay since we weren't... a thing? they knew each other but had no idea I slept with both of them. well we haven't really gotten that far with the first one but. and then the other asked at some point if she's the only one I do this with and I lied and a month into this endeavor I realized it was too much and sorta stopped seeing the first girl. we also stopped being close friends pretty soon afterwards. all my "lovestories" are embarassing actually, but this one is also the one I am most ashamed of. and then there were many situations in life when I was attracted to multiple people at the same time and ugh, I don't know, I kind of hate it, honestly. cheating is not okay. it is okay if everybody is okay with the polyamorous relationship though, but I never got to do it. so, yeah Ham's a dick but so am I

and on that depressing note I wanna wrap it up because I sorta killed the mood with that story. i think that's called oversharing?

if you actually read it to this point - wtf, you have nothing better to do or what?

I am not even gonna tag it so people don't have to scroll over that shit while searching for good content really I just like writing

the whole time I've been writing this my cat just kept staring at me. unblinkingly. I can feel her JUDGING ME

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missblissy · 5 years ago

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Hello again, anticlimactic anon here.

Honestly I don’t think Angel and Valentino met in their lives. Although , I still think he was abused somehow... cause he is savaldorian. I don’t think Valentino had born after 2000. Whenever he had born, from 30 to 90 El Salvador was a rollcoaster. The state was governed by several generals, and some of that governments were closer to a dictators. In the latest year of the century they even had a brutal civil war. That’s why I’m more keen to see Valentino as someone who grown up in the filth. As like he felt of not counting anything. Especially because how he behave with Vox. Vox will be the main antagonist I believe , for several reason. 1. He’s Alastor no 1 rival and they had some quarrels. 2. Vox can bring down all electricity in hell when angered aka he’s damned powerful 3. If he can oppose Al, he must be damned powerful.

Thus Val picked one of the most volatile and powerful demon to be his boyfriend. He shows some sort of affection and he is angry when Vox ignores him (as it’s happening now: Vox isn’t commenting and Val turned extremely flirty with angel , what a coindcidence). He totally wants Vox around his little fingers and whenever it doesn’t happen they “broke up”. This makes me think he really is affectionate to Vox. BUT I don’t think he really trusts Vox to love him. They are similar , both smart and level headed, but for some reason Val always belittle him... and Vox let him be. But this would make lots of sense if Val is in reality extremely insecure of his strength and afraid to lose it.

Other round of the medal? If Valentino had a rough started , we are sure Angel hasn’t. Angel Dust was a son of a mobster. He must have been economically stable and he started working in sec industry after death. If you look the sketch of his family they are exactly the age you’d aspect his sis, bro and dad to be, not older, meaning they most likely died in the same year /time. Now imagine you were poor , a trickster which had to survive during a civil war or a dictatorship and... you see angel. Who like “working with family ? Naaah”. And he’s your employee but he always do what he wants. He doesn’t show up at work. He steals your money. He ruins your deal. He makes you lose money. And now I think you could see why Valentino can be so angry at him.

I don’t think he’s a pathological liar. He knows his lies. But he is all about credibility, fame , looking powerful and perfect life and boyfriend. Even if he breaks up constantly. Even if his own employees like angel disrespect him publicly. He doesnt wanna lose his credibility , and when angel put it at risk he gets mad.

Lastly... charlie mentioned it. Inside every demon there’s a rainbow. There’s must be something good in Valentino, even if he’s an antagonist.

These are all really good points!! I’m glad you brought up the dynamic between Vox/Val vs Angel/Val. It is really interesting to see 🤔 like I mentioned in the last ask, it makes me wonder how they both meet val and what kind of foot it started on. Good? bad? For Angel, I believe it was probably good, like most abusive relationships, and I bet it moved way to fast, but Angel didn’t think anything of it. For Vox, I can see it probably starting off with a power struggle, I kind of got this idea as I was thinking about it. But do you think at one point Vox was more powerful than Val in a fight or a challenge and Val showed his weakness to get the upper hand?? Like... I could see Val submitting if it meant he could get the upper hand and find himself a powerful alley, idk... djhdhd I’m just rambling xD

I also think they Angel and his family died around the same time! I saw a theory that his brother and father were put on death row maybe?? Shortly after angel died himself? Don’t quote me on that it was just a theory I saw xD I’m not so sure about molly— oof she is a whole can of worms that I have with tons of HCs cause she is the true enigma at this point there is literlly nothing about her other than her relationships with her family.

#hazbin hotel #anonymous #hazbin #hotel #hazbin angel #hazbin angel dust #hazbin hotel angel dust #angel #angel dust #hazbin valentino #Valentino

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phaceysimmer · 6 years ago

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Zodiac challenge

My sims 4 challenge

Rules!

*Mother sim must not have a job

*Must start with 1000 simolians

*Not allowed to leave a lot except for children for school or jobs

*Your mother sim is only allowed to have babies with the husband you have chosen, any babies in a result of an affair are NOT ALLOWED to contribute into the challenge but are to be locked in the basement FOREVER until the mother gives her a husband or wife and move them out

*Must birth girls any boys to be put in basement until adult hood or moved out

*All girls must have as to be aged up

*Life span set to normal

*Cc is Allowed

You are the goddess of the moon and you are finally united with your soulmate, the god of the sun. But you two wish for something more...

Aim of challenge is to birth 12 females and complete the following tasks for each child

Aquarius

A creative mind who dreams to be a skilled painter but is also shy and always wants to be alone.

Traits: creative, erratic and loner

Aspiration : painter extraordinarie

Job : painter

Aims:

Master the painting skill

Reach at least level 7 of the style influencer career

Master painter extraordinaire aspiration

Pisces

A bit like your sister, Aquarius, a creative mind but you express it in a different way, through your voice and music. You are also much more sociable then your sister and are confident most of the time

Traits : creative, music lover and self assured

Aspiration: musical genius

Job: entertainer

Aims:

Master the singing skill

Reach level 7 of the entertainer career

Master the musical genius aspiration

Be good friends with mum

Aries

Your mirror is practically your best friend because it has you in it, you love how you look and you are always seen working out or checking your self out in the mirror. Not at all like your sisters so far...

Traits: active, perfectionist and self-absorbed

Aspiration: body builder

Job: athletic

Aims:

Master the athletic and reach level 6 of the charisma skills

Reach level 7 of the athlete career

Master body builder aspiration

Fall in love with colleague

Taurus

Another creative child must of been because of the watermelons! You love to sit and read for hours and too write too! You love your alone time and your cozy sofa and bookshelf too! Your love is only for the written words not for anyone else!

Traits: creative, bookworm and un-flirty

Aspiration: bestselling author

Job: writer

Aims:

Master the writing skill

Reach level 7 of the writer career

Complete bestselling author aspiration

Must have some sort of sofa and bookshelf in room

Gemini

While the others are inside doing their own thing, you are outside getting your hands dirty, quite literally, working with flowers, fruits, vegetables you name it! Your always happy and you don’t like eating meat either...

Traits: cheerful, vegetarian and loves the outdoors

Aspiration: freelance botanist

Job: gardener

Aims:

Master the gardening skill

Reach level 7 of the gardener career

Complete the freelance botanist aspiration

Fall in love in adult years and move out once married

Cancer

You are that child which everyone through out and no one really liked you so you took to the dark side... and became a criminal mastermind and took to crime but you did become really close to your sister Pisces and she taught you guitar to cool you down a bit. You were always angry at the world and were always mean to overs except from your besty Pisces.

Traits: hot headed, kleptomaniac and evil

Aspiration: public enemy

Job: criminal

Aims:

Master the guitar skill

Reach level 7 of the criminal career

Complete the public enemy aspiration

Be disliked by all siblings and be enemies with Leo

Leo

You are absolute enemies with your sister cancer so you went down the opposite path as her and decided to be the hero that everyone loves except cancer of course. You are a friendly person with a good heart who also took piano as a hobby.

Traits : outgoing, good and snob

Aspiration: fabulously wealthy

Job : secret agent

Aims:

Master the piano skill

Reach level 7 of the secret agent career

Complete the fabulously wealthy aspiration

Be enemies with cancer

Virgo

Finally the smart one who really didn’t have any feuds with everyone but is relatively a mediocre person and liked to chill a lot too.

Traits: genius,geek and bro

Aspiration : nerd brain

Job: doctor

Aims:

Master the logic skill

Reach level 7 on the doctor career

Complete the nerd brain aspiration

Reach level 3 of gaming skill

Libra

The handy woman around here who can fix and sculpt nearly anything but there’s a catch, you are also the lazy one who sits at the pc and doesn’t seem to do anything other then fix, sculpt, eat and game. Your not a lover of children so you lock your door and don’t seem to come out and your room constantly looks like a dump too.

Traits: glutton, lazy slob

Aspiration: computer whiz

Job: none except reaching level 5 of tech guru to complete aspiration

Aims:

Master the handiness and programming skills

Complete the computer whiz aspiration

Make all sculptures

Scorpio

Yes,your partners in crime with cancer but she didn’t really seem to like you so you became friends with her greatest enemy,Leo, And now you are stuck in the middle but when you grew up you stuck to the successful route with the mischief along the way. And I forgot to mention, you love cats!

Traits:ambitious, neat and cat lover

Aspiration: chief of mischief

Job: politician

Aims:

Master the mischief skill

Reach level 7 of the politician career

Complete the chief of mischief aspiration

Be good friends with cancer and Leo

Ophiuchus

Everyone loves you because of your baking talents, and your cookies are to die for. The kitchen is your home and you love food, your also like things to be in order and you let your inner child seek out some times too.

Traits: foodie, perfectionist and childish

Aspiration: master chef

Job: culinary

Aims:

Master the baking skill

Reach level 5 culinary career

Complete the master chef aspiration

Have a collection of toys in room

Sagittarius

Yes your the judgey and jealous person of the group, you hate creepy crawlies and you don’t stick to anything. Your a real daddy’s girl and took up fishing as a hobby

Traits: non committal, jealous and squeamish

Aspiration: angling ace

Job: critic

Aims:

Master the fishing skill

Reach level 7 of the critic career

Complete the angling ace aspiration

Be good friends with your dad

Be disliked with Capricorn

Capricorn

A bit handy but also a genius! You are also judged by your older sis, Sagittarius, because your very clumsy but you have talents too like rocket science! you love the big family you have! And You also like to play the field.

Traits: romantic , clumsy and family oriented

Aspiration: hopeful romantic

Job: scientist

Aims:

Master the rocket science skill

Reach level 7 of the scientist career

Complete the hopeful romantic aspiration

Have an accidental child

Only marry when elder

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scriptura-adrepticius · 7 years ago

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Flirt - Lin Yanjun

Eep, my first scenario on this blog! Hope you enjoy :)

Pairing: Lin Yanjun x OC/reader

Genre: fluff, very slight angst, high school!au

Word Count: 2.5k

Yanjun’s a flirt, but he spends a little more time with you than most. You’re not sure what to think of that.

Masterlist

I’m in love with this dork

“Oh, shut up,” you grouch, slapping Yanjun’s arm away. “I just want to eat my lunch in peace, is that too much to ask?”

“Probably,” Ling Chao mutters.

“Yeah, it is,” Yanjun replies amiably, sending you a flirty grin. “Hey, Xilin, did you know that the distance between your hands and your shoulders-” he puts on hand on your wrist and the other on your shoulder- “is the same as the distance between your other hand and your other shoulder?” He places the hand on your shoulder on your other shoulder and moves his position so he’s holding you in a hug.

You scowl, cheeks pinking slightly, before tugging yourself out of his grip. “Get away from me.” The words don’t come out with as much venom as you would’ve liked, though.

“We all know you love me,” Yanjun coos, pulling you to him again. You resist, looking to Ling Chao and Yanchen for help. Yanchen takes pity on you and pulls you back. “Yanchen is my savior,” you say, leaning into him.

Yanjun just raises an eyebrow. “Aw, that’s too bad. I guess I need to steal his place then.” He winks before standing up and leaving.

“Why’s he always flirting with me?” you ask, going back to eating your food.

“He flirts with everyone,” Ling Chao says tonelessly. “Have you seen him with Zhangjing? I think they’re married. I’m just upset that I wasn’t invited to the wedding.”

Your heart sinks a little, but you plaster an annoyed expression onto his face. “He’s an idiot,” is all you say.

Yanchen side-eyes you but says nothing in reply.

~~~

“Xilin!” Yanjun sings, sailing to your side as you enter first period. “Missed me?”

“No,” you answer shortly, pushing him away. “Why the hell would I miss you?”

“Watch your language,” Dinghao yells from across the room. “You’re not being a proper lady!”

You glare at him. “Have I ever matched up to the definition of a proper lady?” you shoot back.

“Nope,” Yanjun replies, having recovered from you pushing him away.

“Exac-”

“But you’re the only lady in my heart.”

You stop short, a look of disgust and half-admiration for his sheer amount of guts slowly coming over your face. “I think that’s the worst thing you’ve ever said,” you finally say.

Ling Chao comes in. “What did he say?” he asks.

You look at Yanjun. “You can tell him,” you say, jabbing a thumb at Ling Chao. “I think if I say what you said, I’ll break out in pimples from that pure greasiness.”

Yanjun just shrugs. “Sure. But even if you broke out, you’d still be the most beautiful girl in my eyes.”

You nearly trip over yourself trying to get away from him, but even across the room he send a flying heart and a wink, which you slap away.

There’s no flutter in your chest. Not at all.

~~~

Yanchen and you walk to the bus stop after school, him telling you a stupid story about what happened in his chemistry class today. You’re laughing so hard you’re nearly crying, which is why you don’t notice the boy watching you walk away, a slight twinge of envy in his heart.

“What’s wrong?” Chaoze asks, coming up to Yanjun. “Leng Yanjun’s making an appearance again!”

“Moping over a girl?” Dinghao appears over Yanjun’s shoulder, making the stone-faced boy jump a little. “Stop doing that!” he says, annoyed.

“Doing what?” Zhangjing asks, having only just arrived.

“Appearing over my shoulder like some sort of ghost,” Yanjun replies irritably.

“Yanjun’s moping over a girl,” Dinghao says.

“No, I’m not!” Yanjun denies vehemently.

Zhangjing is very interested. “Who?”

“Dunno,” Dinghao replies. “He won’t say anything!”

Yanjun scowls, a faint blush tinting his cheeks. “Number one, why would I tell you anything? Number two, I had a blank face on and you decided to assume that I was moping over a girl. Does that mean I’m actually moping over a girl? No!”

Chaoze raises his eyebrows and looks at Zhangjing. “Ge, don’t you think that that denial just means he actually likes a girl?” he asks.

Zhangjing looks at Yanjun, who’s facepalming, then looks back at Chaoze. An evil grin spreads over his face. “Definitely.”

“I thought you were on my side!” Yanjun whines.

~~~

“Greasy boys and dumbass idiots and stupid school,” you mutter, slamming books onto your desk.

Xikan, your younger brother, pops his head into your room. “You’re going to break your desk, sis,” he says.

You throw him a withering look. “See if I care,” you challenge.

“What’s wrong?” He comes into your room and sits on your bed.

For a moment, you debate over whether or not to tell him your issues, but seeing as Xikan has been a pretty trustworthy little bro, you decide why not.

“There’s a guy at school that keeps flirting with me but he flirts with everyone and it’s annoying because I don’t know what’s actually running through his mind,” you say, dropping your calculus textbook on top of the tall pile.

Xikan thinks for a moment. “Flirting with you? Who in their right mind would flirt with you?” he asks, a mischievous grin taking over his face.

You give him a death glare. “If you’re not going to be of any help, get the hell out.” You point to the door and the window. “There are two exits. Take your pick.”

“Nah, I’m kidding,” Xikan says, laughing slightly. “Do you want him to like you?”

That question takes you off-guard, and you have to think for a moment before answering. “I don’t think so.”

Xikan raises an eyebrow. “Think about that question. I don’t think you’re sure yet.” He gets up and walks out of your room.

You watch him go, eyebrows furrowed in confusion and annoyance. “You didn’t help at all, godammit!” you yell. All you receive is a laugh in response.

Scowling, you turn back to your pile of books.

“Homework takes precedence over stupid boys,” you mutter.

~~~

Three weeks pass as Yanjun continues to compliment you greasily and endlessly. He sends you finger hearts and attempts to hug you, and though you try to fend him off, you find yourself unable to with as much fervor as before.

“What’s wrong with me?” you ask yourself in your room, trying to focus on chemistry homework but finding yourself unable to. Your thoughts keep drifting back to Yanjun.

Since when did you start enjoying his embrace, the way his arms lock around your body securely? Since when did you start feeling butterflies in your stomach whenever he gives you another flirty compliment? Since when did your heart start beating a little faster when he flashes you that stupid but absolutely breathtaking grin?

Your thoughts consume you throughout the day to the point that Yanchen asks you what’s up as you walk to the bus stop as normal.

Yanchen is your best friend, along with Ling Chao. Thus, you don’t hesitate in telling him.

“Xikan told me to ask myself whether or not I wanted Yanjun to like me. At the time, I told him I didn’t think I did. But… now I think I do. I think I like him.” A blush spreads across your miserable face as you look at Yanchen with a resigned expression.

Yanchen bits his lip and adjusts his glasses as he thinks about what you just said. “You should let him know,” he says eventually. “I’m bad at this kind of advice, but you really should. Or else it’s just going to keep happening, and you’ll feel even worse.”

You nod. “I… just don’t know if I can.”

An incredulous grin spreads across Yanchen’s face. “You, Li Xilin, the most outspoken and blunt girl in the school? I think you can.” He pats your shoulder just as your bus pulls up. “Take your time, but don’t wait too long or it’ll hurt even more.”

You hug Yanchen. “Thanks, Yanchen.”

~~~

You think on Yanchen’s advice for about a week or so, all the while unconsciously avoiding Yanjun. It’s not like you actually try to. It’s just that when he enters the same room as you, your body goes on autopilot to either leave or get as far as possible from him.

It hurts to see him, in a way. He’s a natural flirt. So if he isn’t flirting with you or talking to his friends, he’s joking around with another girl (or guy). And that just reminds you that you’re not that special, and that catching these feelings was probably a mistake.

It happens a couple weeks later. You leave class to go to lunch, Yanchen and Ling Chao at your side. The three of you joke around and laugh as you sit under the tree where you usually eat.

Ling Chao’s relating a funny story when a presence makes itself known next to you, sitting down and putting his head on your shoulder.

You halfheartedly push Yanjun’s head off your shoulder. “What do you want, Yanjun?” you ask tiredly, moving away from him slightly.

“Just wanted to see my favorite girl,” he says sweetly, winking at you.

That stupid flutter in your chest. You want it to go away.

“No response?” He pouts in disappointment. “I’m offended. Am I not your favorite guy, Xilin?”

Yes, you probably are, except for Yanchen, Ling Chao, and Xikan, you think.

He pulls your arm to get you over to him again, wrapping his own arm around you. “I haven’t seen you in the past two weeks,” he remarks. “It made me sad.”

But were you really that sad?

“Stop,” you say quietly, so quietly Yanjun only just hears you.

“Sorry?” he says, eyebrows furrowed in confusion.

“Stop,” you say louder, your voice wavering. You wedge yourself out of his grip. “Please, just… stop.”

Yanjun looks at you, confusion and slight hurt in his eyes. “What’s wrong, Xilin?”

You swallow hard. Yanchen and Ling Chao have stopped their conversation and are staring at you worriedly.

“Are you playing around with me?” you ask Yanjun.

“Playing around with you?” he echoes, looking totally lost.

“Playing around with me. Does your flirting mean anything to you, or am I just another source of entertainment for you, like the rest of the girls in this school?” Your voice is more insistent now, a little louder, and your expression is hurt but guarded.

Yanjun swallows and looks at you. “Xilin, I-”

Suddenly embarrassed, you stand up quickly, tears threatening to spill over onto your cheeks. “It’s fine,” you mumble, slinging your bag over your shoulder. At that moment, the bell rings, signaling the end of lunch. “I’m going now.”

You walk fast, almost running, into the school building. You hastily wipe your eyes, getting rid of the tears before you enter your next class.

Ling Chao enters the room just a few seconds behind you and looks at you worriedly. You give him a weak thumbs-up before placing your head on the desk.

Why did you even say anything?

~~~

“Who’re you looking for?” Chaoze asks, staring up at Yanjun in confusion as the taller boy looks around the mass of students with urgency.

“Xilin,” he answers almost absentmindedly, barely acknowledging the younger.

“Isn’t she over there?” Chaoze says, pointing in your direction as you attempt to leave the building without being noticed by anyone.

“Chaoze, you’re a god,” Yanjun says breathlessly. “See you later!” He breezes off, leaving the younger standing there in confusion.

You saw Yanjun, but you were pretty sure you’d escaped. Thus, you yell a little when Yanjun grabs your arm, twisting you around to look at him.

“Yanjun-” you start, but he doesn’t let you finish.

“You never let me say anything,” he says, staring at you with unreadable emotions in his eyes. He isn’t smiling this time. He’s serious. You stay quiet as a wave of students crowds past you.

Yanjun holds your wrist gently, guiding you to somewhere where there’s less people.

“Back at lunch, you never let me tell you my thoughts,” he says, shifting his hand to hold yours instead of your wrist. “To answer your question… no. I was never playing around with you.”

You stay silent, waiting for him to continue. “I’m sorry if you felt that way,” he says, adjusting his glasses. “But did you never see how much time I spent with you?”

You shake your head. “You flirt with everyone,” you counter, a slight sad smile curving your lips. “How was I supposed to think I was anyone special?”

Yanjun swallows. You have a point. “What if I told you now that you are someone special?” he says quietly, just loud enough for you to hear.

At that, you freeze a little, unsure if you heard correctly. But when Yanjun continues to look at you expectantly, you realize that you didn’t hear wrong at all.

“Then…” you whisper, “I suppose I would believe you.”

A slow smile spreads over Yanjun’s face, and he holds your hand a little tighter, rubbing circles on your skin with his thumb. “I’m glad to hear that from my favorite girl,” he says, the flirty tone coming back into his voice.

You roll your eyes, an exasperated smile coming onto your face. “And just when I thought you could be serious,” you say.

“I can be serious,” Yanjun protests. “I was serious about liking you!”

“You better have been,” you say, looking at him with mock suspicion. “If you weren’t, I’d have pushed you off the top of this building.”

“Ouch.”

“Damn right.”

“Well, considering the push would’ve come from my favorite girl, I guess I wouldn’t’ve minded.”

You look up at him incredulously. “I’m sorry, I don’t like you anymore,” you say, dropping his hand and quickly walking away.

“Lies,” Yanjun calls, catching up to you with ease. “You always liked me.”

“Bullshit.” You scoff.

“You sure about that?” he asks, a cocky smirk coming onto his face. You turn around to refute, but just as you face him, he drops a light kiss on your cheek, so, so close to your lips.

You’re frozen as Yanjun stares at you in open admiration. You can still feel the slight pressure of his lips on your cheeks, and you’re absolutely sure your cheeks are burning.

“You always win,” you complain when you finally come back to your senses.

“I do,” Yanjun agrees, leading you out of the school. “But no matter. You want to get a drink with me?”

“I don’t know, do I?” You raise your eyebrows, looking at Yanjun with a smirk. He smirks right back, though.

“Maybe after this you will,” he whispers, a hand coming up to hold your cheek. And then he’s impossibly close, so close that you can feel his breath on your face, and then there’s a soft pressure on your lips, a pressure that makes you go still and limp in his grasp.

Lin Yanjun is kissing you.

After what seems like eternities, he breaks away, looking at you softly. “Do you want to come, now?” he asks, his smirk replaced by a smile of pure adoration and sweetness.

Dumbly, you nod. He laughs before leading you away.

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