#sorted

[on-till-morning]

I just figured out what Crowley was watching when he woke up after lockdown...

Richard Curtis indeed…

[suzypfonne]

In the year 2026, a YouTube video appears:

"Hullooo, Michael Sheen, here. David and I wanted to thank each and every fan who supported us, the cast, and the show throughout the last few years.

I'm no stranger to the inner workings of the internet and I know that some fans were just a little bit disappointed by the lack of a certain storyline in season 3. So... Dai and I have decided to produce this missing piece on our own, as a little treat.

Click the Patreon link in the comments below to be taken to this exclusive video content. All proceeds will go to LGBTQ+ Youth Centers.

Archive warnings apply: Crowley/Aziraphale, post S3, non-canon/canon divergent, explicit, plot what plot?, porn without plot, they're switches bitches.

Enjoy."

[laiqualaurelote]

“Welcome to the Evans and Payne Detective Agency. What can we do for you, Miss—?”

“Hi, Edwin,” says the young woman breathlessly, in startlingly American tones. “We haven’t got a lot of time, so I’ll make this quick.”

Edwin stares at her. “I beg your pardon?”

“My name is Niko Sasaki.” She sits, folds her hands and looks up at him, still beaming. “You don’t know me, but I think of you as one of my best friends. And I’m here to ask you to stop time from collapsing.”

 Or, the seven deaths of Edwin Payne.

[jamesbondlexicon]

Seems like Daniel Craig was fully Sorted in November 2021

[just-french-me-up]

me : i dont do parasocial relationships

sortedfood, with its 13-year-old chokehold on my person: *exists*

me : shit

[cult-of-the-eye]

I'm going insane every time I write some tma fanfic I say the dialogue out loud and try and replicate the way the character says it and honestly a few more fics and I'll be so ready to just do my own rendition of an entire episode where I play EVERY CHARACTER.

[toldasor]

Fave Mike Huttlestone quote tbh

[askewedview]

I watch Sorted and I never feel better about my cooking/baking than when I see them panic and breakdown cos their head image doesn't match what's on the plate

[ailelie]

10 Reasons I love the Sorted Food app

You pick a group of 3 recipes at once and use all perishable ingredients across those recipes so you don't end up with a bunch of stuff going bad in your fridge because you've no clue what to do with it.

They have a wide variety of vegetarian recipes and multiple types of cuisine.

The app reads each step out loud. This makes it rather harder to get distracted mid-step or miss a step, etc. You do a step, click done, and then it reads the next step aloud.

Timers are embedded in the recipe, appearing when you need them.

When a timer goes off, instead of just being a noise, it tells you exactly what it is for and what you should be looking for in the dish (e.g., "That's the timer for your spaghetti. They should be soft with a slight bite").

Every recipe includes veg (maybe 1 doesn't that I've made? A cheesy thing. But even then, I think I blended in cauliflower...). When I'm just throwing stuff together in my kitchen, I usually struggle to include vegetables. Sorted recipes always have something vegetal in them (plus they've given me ideas for how to include veg for quick cooking too).

None of the steps are super hard, and the recipes always taste good (with one notable exception; there is a tray bake that has been an utter failure every time I've tried it).

Instead of having to make a big decision about food when it is time to cook, you just have to look at your chosen pack for the week and decide which of the three options you're going to make that night. This makes cooking rather less stressful.

If you need to eat cheaply for a week or two, they have multiple recipe packs (3 recipes, at least 2 servings each) that use only 5 or 7 ingredients per recipe. These can be super cost-effective.

Every step includes a photo that usually relates to the step (there have been a few places where they don't; maybe those were older recipes and they're making do, I don't know).

[wildthings04]

[boysbeloving]

I thought we all agreed to save horses and ride cowboys instead 👀👀

[standingonabeachatsunset]

...It tastes like an aggressive ketchup.

[praetorianxxiv]

Well that's Christmas dinner sorted this year 😀 🍽👌

[k4tie75]

I love rupaul teaching me how to parallel park and fix a tyre, like yes we need this

[roadrunnerposting]

bought a new baiku lads