#sour's babbles
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
i have ideas i feel need to be freed:
We need more "Max breaks the 4th wall" fan creations!! Canonically, Max is the only character to break the 4th wall, as in his songs and on stage, he addresses the audience many times! before AND after he dies! Like "You all look disappointed / But you couldn't do if you wanted / So keep on judging me / That comes with infamy / You can leave / But you won't / Stay in your seat" (Literal Monster), when he tells the audience to shut up after their applause when he appears as a ghost, and I think him comically slowing down time to stop Steph's bullet counts too
i love the silly theory that all of jon matteson's characters are related, so i definitely wanna see more of them as a dysfunctional family (ESPECIALLY WIGGLY. dude how do you even BEGIN to explain this to any friends, but it's also hilarious that it could be real). Wiggly as the progenitor,, all of his descendants all vaguely looking like him bc he's egotistical,, yesss
i NEED more supernatural hatchetfield nonsense. like "crack treated seriously" kinda nonsense. people go missing everyday? yeah that's because we have a wild werewolf problem. hatchetfield has a surprisingly fun night scene? yeah that's when the vampires come out to hang
#max jagerman#max jagerman breaks the 4th wall#hatchetfield#npmd#starkid#npmd starkid#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetverse#hatchetblr#wiggog y'wrath#richie lipschitz#jon matteson#ive seen all the hatchetfield musicals#but nothing of nightmare time#i know some of the lore discussed#but not everything#sour's babbles#walk with me here
59 notes
·
View notes
Text
may I also add:










the range is actually insane
#sour's babbles#dude team starkid has some serious range#actually thinking about it know#you'd need people with range considering its an independent studio#like its well known that actors play several characters in one production alone#im glad they all have range!! their skills are so cool!!#okay now for the tedious tags#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#hey melissa#cinderella's castle#black friday#black friday starkid#cinderella's castle starkid#hey melissa starkid#npmd starkid
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
[ID: Ask from @storiesandsquirrels, transcribed in alt text]
also: link to Cow Lore
There's one major misconception here I've gotta correct before answering earnestly; Holsteins do need Super Duper Food. This is one of their major problems as a breed, you need to give them high quality feed for high quantity, low quality milk.
But! That said! These are valid questions that deserve real responses. In spite of the quick correction, I actually want to answer them as you phrased them because I think it would be more illuminating. I'm going to try and summarize them as I go along;
Question 1: "Why wouldn't we want to use The Most Efficient Cow?"
The simplest answer is disease. My ""prediction"" came true, and bird flu has mutated to spread extremely easily through the infected udders of Holsteins. No one has died of bovine-contracted HPAI yet, but with Brainworm Bobby and his love of raw milk in charge of the CDC...
well. my last prediction was prophetic. let's hope this one's not.
Minmaxing a breed for one specific purpose always means intensive inbreeding. Like I mentioned, 9 million Holsteins are genetically equivalent to 60 individuals. A more genetically diverse population is one that will be better at preventing disease outbreaks, and reducing their severity when they do.
And what even is the Most Efficient Milk Cow? If you're only selecting for pure milk production to drive down its cost, you get a breed of cattle that lacks every other important trait that would make it good livestock;
They get sick more often, due to inbreeding depression and lack of physical fitness, requiring more antibiotics and veterinary care.
They are bad parents who will need more human intervention to birth and raise calves
They won't be good grazers, meaning they need a specific food grown for them, increasing how much "functional" land is actually dedicated to cattle husbandry.
Their carcass won't yield as much meat, so more cattle have to be raised and slaughtered to meet demand.
Their bodies will burn out much quicker than a healthier animal, meaning you need to replace your livestock more often.
When it comes to living beings, "efficiency" is "fragility." It's not a stable system to begin with.
Even with the pure logic aside, just, step back here and look at the situation with a heart. We'd be making unhealthy, short-lived animals lacking critical instincts to lead good social lives. AND we probably haven't even fixed the "less land" problem, just shifted the land off-site.
For what? For more milk? We have SO MUCH milk we don't even know what to do with it!
Question 2: "Isn't an overabundance of cheap milk a good thing?"
no.
Under the infinite genius of Capitalism, thousands of gallons of milk just gets poured into the sewer daily because there's too much of it. Transporting it to a processor would cost more than it's worth, sometimes the processors turn milk away because they don't want to overproduce products, and even the US government can't subsidize every last drop; it still has 1.4 billion pounds of cheese in various caves and warehouses across the country.
The price of milk cannot get any lower because it's already being sold below the cost it takes to produce it, and yet, we're still here literally pouring it down the drain.

[photo from bill ulrich who photographed a farmer dumping milk back during the pandemic. this isn't even a recent photo. this happens every time there's a milk surplus. im using this photo because i like the farmer's cunty little pose. look at him. "just ain't right"core.]
And milk being dumped into the sewer is more than just wasteful. It's a biohazard.
Milk doesn't stop rotting when it's dumped. If you live downstream of a milkhouse, improper milk disposal reeks.
It's full of nutrients, too, which causes diatoms, cyanobacteria, and other types of algae to go into overdrive-- causing a Harmful Algal Bloom event in the water, or HAB.
HABs are horrific. There's HUNDREDS of different types. They can suck up oxygen and create "dead zones" which kills all aquatic life, they can poison the water supply for an entire town, and some can even cause toxic fumes that make it hard to breathe on land.
Now, listen, I don't want to scare you into never dumping out rotten milk or anything! It's that on an industrial scale, it's REALLY REALLY bad if a farm overproduces milk-- especially crummy milk that can't be made into decent cheese or other dairy products.
In fact, if we did produce milk on a smaller scale, it would be better for everyone! Unless you're a Milk Guzzling Fiend like I am, you probably wouldn't need to buy a whole gallon at a time. In countries like Italy, it's sold fresh and in smaller containers, and you're just expected to pick it up as you need it.
This is why milkmen used to exist, and still do in places that are cool; they'd deliver your supply fresh from the creamery. Less waste, less stress! The "subscription model" is actually sooooooooooo much better for milk production, since it helps to stagger out those "surges and drops" of demand that leads to milk dumps.
Question 3: "If the cow eats less, doesn't that mean less land for pasture, which is a good thing?"
There's a lot to unpack within this sentiment. It's actually based on a couple of common assumptions on a few levels, which are incorrect in fascinating ways. Challenging this means opening up your worldview on how complex keeping livestock actually is!
I'll start with the simpler part;
You could cut fresh pasture out of the equation entirely and shove a cow into a concrete pen with a food box-- but are you counting the land growing the fodder?
When you grow corn the way that we do on industrial farms in the US, it's unbelievably destructive. Unending oceans of monoculture. Fogged with pesticide, pumped full of fertilizer which causes HABs like dumped milk does, sprayed with thousands of gallons of wasted water.

When you look at this image, I need you to understand you are looking at a dead zone. Like a suburban lawn, just because it's green doesn't mean it's good. Nothing grows here but corn and pests of corn, which gets poisoned and dies without returning any of that energy to the ecosystem.
This is usually what is being given to "grain-fed cattle," either when they're sent to a feedlot to hit their slaughter weight, or when they're lactating so they need the extra nutrition. It's also so nasty it's inedible to human beings.
Now, a lot of cattle farmers will just supplement their cow's diet, doing a mix of pasture feeding (much cheaper) and grain feeding (quicker gains). But the facts on this are clear; pasture-kept cattle result in LESS emissions and need LESS total space than cows in confinement.
In fact, there were a LOT of benefits!
Overall gas emissions from the cows dropped by 8%
Ammonia pollution was down by 30%
Not needing to run farm equipment for fodder planting and harvest reduced carbon dioxide emissions by 10%
Rotated crop fields didn't sequester carbon; but the newly converted perennial grasslands store as much as 3,400 pounds per acre.
The outside cows did produce less milk volume, but the milk they did produce was higher quality. So, looking at all the benefits here, it's clear that pasture is actually something that should be embraced for ecological reasons, not rejected.
In FACT, it should be EMPHASIZED. Because, this is the mind-blowing part,

Pasture can ALSO be an ecosystem.
In fact, I'm a Warrior Cats guy who once did a deep dive on moorlands just so I could write WindClan better. There are entire biomes that only exist because of grazing, and British lowland heath is one of them!
Keeping cattle in a sustainable, ecologically sound way is going to look different depending on where in the world you're doing it. So many earnest, good-willed people have bought into the lie that humans are a problem, and that everything "associated" with us becomes a barren wasteland as if we are tainted. YOU are not the problem! The problem is, and always has been, exploitation. Unsustainable relationships with the land we're part of.
Indigenous people in Europe, Asia, and Africa have been keeping cattle for thousands of years. In North America, cattle can be used to maintain ecosystems that have been badly affected by the colonial eradication of the American Bison. In South America, Brazil specifically has been making incredible advances with highly efficient integrated crop-livestock-forestry farming.
Generally, pastures here in the US are not as intensely managed as an equivalent crop field. Some people fertilize them, or water them mid-summer, but absolutely not to the same extent as industrial corn farms. Cattle are typically rotated between pastures, allowing each to re-grow before they come back to graze again.
Obviously, yes, overgrazing can be an issue. Not every open space should be converted into a pasture, and the destruction of other environments to turn into cow land is a problem. But that is an issue of bad land stewardship, not the mere practice of keeping livestock.
Bottom line, though? Cattle who can graze and survive outside are better for the environment than cattle that can't.
...but hey, you know what Holsteins happen to be really bad at?
EVERYTHING. GRAZING.
They are notoriously terrible grazers. They can't do megan THEEEEE thing that cows are known for. Fragile frames, a lack of fat to keep them warm outside, increased demand for food, distaste for any rough forage, horrible mothering instincts, the list goes on. Holsteins are a NIGHTMARE to try and keep outside all year round compared to other breeds.
(especially heritage breeds, like the Milking Devon, Florida Cracker, or Texas Longhorn. Between these three, you'd be totally covered in 80% of American climates.)
I've already explained why it's not actually very good or important that we minmax milk volume, but even if that was actually something we should value, there are so many downsides that they would absolutely not be the dominant cow breed in a truly "efficient" system.
"Less cows means less cow food and cow land" is sound logic, but Holsteins are not the right cow for that job.
Question 4: "How could this be done in a way that doesn't increase cost of living?"
I'm not sure how to answer this question, simply because I'm not Bonestar, Leader of AmericaClan. Wish I was. I would rule tyrannically.
It's worth noting that Brazil is the second largest producer of beef in the entire world, AND the number one largest exporter of it, AND only puts 30% of its land to total agricultural use. The USA dedicates over 50%. And also Brazil is net reducing its amount of agricultural land while increasing output.
It seems clear to me that the USA actually has a massive food waste and resource distribution problem, to the point where the price we pay for stuff is actually wildly disconnected from the actual value of the goods and labor.
I think the way that us Americans tend to frame our conversations on these topics as "growth" vs "cuts" instead of asking how to minimize waste by making existing systems more efficient prevents us from solving problems. We're also just... really culturally resistant to the idea of anything being more "expensive," even if it ends up costing us a lot more money in waste or mismanagement later.
Penny wise and dollar foolish ass country.
Question 5: "What can we personally do about this?"
I mean, I wasn't making a call to action in Cow Lore, I was just explaining to one of my regulars why I don't like Holsteins LMAO. Since you're asking though...
I don't think we can change the wider trend in the dairy industry without actual government intervention and regulation, though, and that's very unlikely in the current political environment. they just sent random dudes to Ausalvador-Birkenau and when the Supreme Court said "bring this specific person back" they said "nuh uh." fellas I don't think we're getting better dairy regulations in the foreseeable future.
So I think the most productive thing to do is focusing on supporting small farms and heritage breeds. Get involved in your community garden or heritage society if you have one.
Not only is that generally a very rewarding thing, but it will be helpful to you in case The Situation Gets Worse. Knowing your neighbors and having real human connection is your best defense against economic recession.
Supporting the locals is always a great thing to do, which can be as simple as going to farmer's markets. You don't need to buy fancy food every day to make an impact on your community-- it can be a treat sometimes!
You could also subscribe to the Livestock Conservancy's free newsletter, where they talk about the work they're doing and upcoming events. If you're a knitter, crocheter, or any other kind of fiber artist, you could even join in on a challenge they're running where you make items out of rare wool for prizes!
Should you end up liking the work they do, you can become a member for 4$ a month, or go to one of their educational events.
Even just talking about the problem can do a lot! Did you know the Highland Cow was actually critically endangered in the USA within the past 10 years? It was the work of the Livestock Conservancy, plus a surge in their popularity, that helped to bring their numbers up. Word of mouth is a powerful thing.
All that said, remember, you can't solve every problem. It's a big world and there's a lot of them. Being made aware of an issue doesn't mean you have to drop what you were previously doing-- just care a lot about something that you want to improve, and let that guide you.
#Funfact: My great-something-grammy boinked the milkman#and that's how my great-something-grandparent happened lmaoo#Straightup parody level family drama#queen behavior tho ngl#Perhaps I simply respect my Milkmancestor's game too much#got milk in my blood#bone babble#cows#i like. tried not to say it TOO much besides the powerpuff girls meme. but.#capitalism is the core problem under everything here#it doesn't actually encourage efficiency on a large scale; it *encourages* overproduction and *incentivizes* artificial scarcity#under a capitalist system it is a good thing to crush your small farm competition by literally flooding the market with cheap milk#because it's more profitable to dump sour milk onto the nearest poor community than lose sales to Meemaw Moomoo And Her Heritage Herd#and yeah the cows are sick and dying from genetic issues and infections. but it's cheaper to feed them antibiotics#because it's not like the dairy industry is the one who pays for the medical care of antibiotic-resistant superbugs that jump to humans!#the questions were genuine tho so I was trying to answer them without a Degrowth Rant lmaooooooooooo#will say as an aside though that when Cost of Living comes up as a concern there's a red part of me that is like#''comrade. ANY cost to live is too high.''
227 notes
·
View notes
Text
Look, I just think we as a fandom have not considered an alternative Hansry ending where Jitka is a lesbian, her and Hans are in a lavender marriage and have agreed to let each other do whatever the hell they please when it comes to lovers. Jitka gets to pursue all the beautiful lady knights and court damsels while Henry and Hans continue being grossly in love disaster bisexuals who go on way too many hunting trips. Everyone respects each other, nobody’s unhappy because they’re all getting what they want and nobody outside of their relationship can sabotage it because they’re all in agreement with the situation and can just laugh in their faces while being absolutely, unapologetically queer.
#we will not get this alternative in canon#but there’s too much doom and gloom about Hans’ marriage#WHAT IF#WHAT IFFFFFFF#kcd#kcd2#kingdom come deliverance#kingdom come deliverance 2#jitka#hans capon#henry of skalitz#hansry#apple babble 🍎#kcd spoilers#kcd2 spoilers#i refuse to see jitka as a sour enemy#she’s a lady lover until proven otherwise#edit: ADDING TO MY TAGS#ofc she’s sooooo pretty but hasn’t been married yet#bc she’s GAY#SHE WANTS A WOMAN#mystery AND problem solved give me money#this is also the unavoidable part when a fandom ruled by a mlm ship reveals they hate women lmfao#you mention headcanoning any female character as lesbian and suddenly everyone has a problem with it#gonna put even MORE lesbians into kcd specifically to piss yall off 🤷♀️
182 notes
·
View notes
Text

I finally made an attempt at homemade kimchi! Took me ages to find anchovy sauce, and turns out it's just fish sauce. Oops. Also discovered that gochugaru comes in different spice levels and I bought the medium one but its Real Medium and not Baby Medium so I held back and it's in no way the right color. HOWEVER! It tastes VERY simular to the store bought stuff!! so I am hopeful! Time to love her and leave her alone see yall in a week <3
#bookbird babbles#snapshots#food#i think i have a real food tag but ive forgotten it so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#for real the flavor thats missing is Sour and that comes from fermentation so IM VERY HOPEFUL ABOUT THIS#i didnt really follow a recipe i just watched a bunch of This Is How I Make Kimchi videos#and then used the ingredients on the back of the jar that came from the store lol
19 notes
·
View notes
Text
Fuckinf love pasta salads
#god i love anything called a salad.#roasted corn and sour cream and dill and lemon juice with chopped baby tomatoes and arugula and maybe some soft salted beets??#throw some chopped red onion and black beans in that hoe??? OHHHHH BABY#babbles
20 notes
·
View notes
Text
hope ur ok 🤝 the story
lacy 🤝 heather
25 notes
·
View notes
Text
im trying to make a baked potato because it seems simple but i have no idea how to eat a baked potato im like mostly all the way done with the baking portion of the potato but like...what do i do now how do i consume this please help
#bean babbles#ive never eaten a baked potato#i googled what sort of topics to put on it#so i have sour cream which is i think something you can put on it#but idk how to eat#do i just eat it with a fork?#do i eat the skin too? or just like the inside??
74 notes
·
View notes
Text
Question for people who are good at AO3:
Is there a way to force a search to ONLY look for your target pairing as the first listed relationship?
#babble tea (blacklist this for less chatter)#AO3#I'm currently making a sour little face at my 'with acceptable exclusions' search#because fully a third of this is 'your OTP is four down as a beta pairing'#and I'm just like#'I am trying to replace the WIP I had to unsubscribe from because it sprung NOTP on me can I just have a new nice thing'#although if the answer is no it's not a hardship returning to rereading old favorites#and that's definitely safer#the problem with glomming on to characters and going 'just like me fr fr'#when you are arospec/acespec#is that when people make them uncomfortably allo you want to scrub off your skin for like 5 hours straight#last time I had a panic attack though so thank you to this author for leading with a note#so I didn't actually wind up doing the 'crying in the bathtub' thing A G A I N
16 notes
·
View notes
Note
You've mentioned Rosario has a sweet tooth; what are their favorite flavors of candy?
ty for asking!! their absolute favorites are maple and honey - they cannot get enough of the stuff. they also really like berry flavors, especially blackberry and strawberry. cherries are a favorite (don't get them started on how those are different from berries). floral flavors are also acceptable. however, they're not as keen on lemon or mint.
should they be fortunate to ever try some, they would LOVE meringue more than anything else, and would also be extremely fond of marzipan. maybe in their Nobility AU? 🤔
#Anonymous#river babbles#lowkey i'm kinda. regretting deleting all my 🕯️🕊️ stuff........#i had a cute fic i never posted where he learns they have a sweet tooth and begins baking sweets for them until they start talking to him#i think i remember it well enough that i might be able to write it again#but i'm not sure i want to#that ship leaves a sour feeling in my stomach now#sorry for going off-topic in the tags lol
2 notes
·
View notes
Note
sour :))
The War is inching closer with every passing day. CT-7567 can feel it in his bones; it hums just under his skin like an electric current. It’s in the pounding of the waves against the support stilts of Tipoca City, it’s in the crackcrackcrackcrack of the simulated fire in his training exercises, it’s in the perfectly synchronized footfall of his brethren as they drill marches again and again and again.
-From "Antebellum" (unpublished)
#wip wednesday#margin writes#it's not exact but i guess to me electricity has always felt sour. like i connect the two and i don't know why#star wars#look at my guys#you ask margin babbles#experience (tm)
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
I've started watching House wow the malpractice really DOES go crazy in this show
I hate House yet he's also always right (tho not great at many aspects of his job) but it's also crazy to watch how everything goes down at this hospital?? this show is like watching a car crash in a good way
also this meme is House and Wilson:

why is House's eyes so bright blue pls get brown contacts 🙏
13 notes
·
View notes
Text
worst mandarin orange i ever did have
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
Does anyone else buy the new tic tac flavor as soon as you see it?
Yesterday Isaw tic tac apple sour in the store and guess who put it in their cart as soon as they got their little grabby hands on it? Yes me. Hope they taste good.
#Tic tac#Tic tac apple sour#Sensitivelittlevorta-babbles#They taste good#Like green apples#But 💥sour💥 is not what I would describe them#They are a bit sour though
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
one thing u gotta know about me before we hang out is that i drink lemon juice. like pure unfiltered lemon juice. i’ll buy one if those little lemon-shaped containers from the produce section and just sip it like a capri sun
#i do the same with hot sauce actually#like#i will crack open a bottle of hot sauce and just#d rink it#you can’t save me#lmaoooOOOOO#apple babble 🍎#non fandom#lemon juice isn’t sour to me tho it tastes kinda sweet#that’s why i like it#and hot sauce isn’t hot it just tastes smoky#it’s like drinking a cozy campfire akcjakjcjskck
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
one time in college i ate an entire pack of warheads over the course of an evening and it burnt my tongue so badly it bled and now whenever someone even mentions warheads my mouth fills with saliva
#bookbird babbles#brought to you by video of someone trying a warhead for the first time#theyre just! not very sour to me! i enjoy them! or i did!#havent eaten any since !
8 notes
·
View notes