#source: @paigemoskowitz and @tylerevansokay on twitter

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DIRK: My roommate and I have started texting each other like democratic fundraising messaging.

--- gutsyGumshoe [GG] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT] at 15:15. ---

GG:

GG: Dirk - it's Nancy Pelosi and I'm asking for your help. When Jane takes out the trash, I NEED you to replace the bag. Otherwise, we're letting MAGA win!! Can I count on your support?

TT: Yep, my bad.

--- gutsyGumshoe [GG] ceased pestering timaeusTestified [TT] at 15:15. ---

--- timaeusTestified [TT] began pestering gutsyGumshoe [GG] at 20:57. ---

TT: I'm in disbelief: Nate Silver's FiveThirtyEight just announced we need more boxed mac and cheese for dinner.

TT: -- We're WINNING in Florida.

TT: -- We're WINNING in Ohio.

TT: -- We're WINNING in Pennsylvania.

TT: -- We're WINNING in Georgia.

TT: -- We're WINNING in Nevada.

TT: -- We're WINNING in New Hampshire.

TT: I cannot emphasize this enough: We have a once-in-a-lifetime chance to GO to the store for mac and cheese.

GG: The votes are in: We're getting mac and cheese.

TT: Fuck yes.

--- timaeusTestified [TT] ceased pestering gutsyGumshoe [GG] at 21:02. ---