#mod dave

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if colors had grubblr

🫒 gr33nasthegrass Follow

:33 < hate when yellow gets all the credit fur being a purrimary color when its literally r G b

🍯 mellow-yellow Follow

uhh.. ii liiterally am a 2ub2tractiive priimary. liike yeah iit 2uck2 that you dont get the recogniitiion you de2erve but you dont have two put down other color2

🐙 majestic-magenta Follow

At least you're on t)(e color w)(eel 38(

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🦕 t34l-for-two Follow

1 H4T3 COLORS WHOS3 H3X COD3S ST4RT W1TH "F". 1TS L1T3R4LLY SUCH 4 R3D FL4G

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🔮 therealroyalpurple Follow

youre in her dms im a fundamental part a her personality. wwe are not the same

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🩸 rubyred Follow

if y0u cant be represented by a wavelength 0f light y0ure n0t a real c0l0r

🐙 majestic-magenta Follow

T)(is is litereely so toxic, wtf! Colors t)(at are perseaved only w)(en t)(e s)(ort and long cones are activated toget)(er are valid!

♠️ blackasmysoul Follow

TIRED OF PEOPLE TELLING ME I'M THE "ABSENCE OF COLOR" AND THEREFORE NOT A COLOR MYSELF. LIKE, YOU DON'T GET TO CHOOSE HOW I IDENTIFY.

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♠️ blackasmysoul Follow

WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING THAT ORANGE IS THE NEW ME. I LITERALLY HAVEN'T GONE ANYWHERE.

🔥 thecolornotthefruit Follow

sOUNDS LIKE, a SKILL ISSUE????

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🦕 t34l-for-two Follow

STOP S4Y1NG M3 4ND BLU3 LOOK 4L1K3!!! W3 4R3 L1T3R4LLY D1FF3R3NT COLORS

🧿 therealroyal8lue Follow

Yeah!!!!!!!! I'm so much hotter than that.

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FUCK YOU

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[thsc-confessions]

“One thing I like a lot about Ellie is that despite being depicted as forming a solid team with the male protagonist, she's never portrayed as a romantic interest, like what happens with a lot of female leads. Shame a lot of Youtubers only refer to her as "Henry's girlfriend". If making a good team is what indicates romance in this universe, then by that logic Henry and Charles should be practically married.” submitted by anon

[davekatkins]

Younger Cronus Ampora edit just dropped! (The glasses suck 💔)

Not requested, but feel free to tag and Me/IRL/Etc

[daverezi-domestic]

stewie being an evil genius gets real old real fast WH4T? hes lowkey been carrying the show for a while now i get why they changed his character TH4T M4K3S NO S3NS3 ST3W13 1S TH3 K3YSTON3 OF TH3 GR1FF1N F4M1LY 1F YOUD 3V3N W4TCH TH3 SHOW YOU WOULDV3 KNOWN TH4T dude im literally watching it right now im not seeing any earth shattering performances from stewie im waiting >:[

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✎ anonymous asked: kinda grimdark themed mituna icons? alt versions with a grimdarkified bi flag would be cool too. thanks.

here you go, nonnie. i went subtle because you said you wanted "kinda" grimdark. and i made the bi flag dark and mysterious for you

⬎ 𓆝⋆.˚＿ mod dave

[unhingedkinfessions]

"how do i kin x omg" "i kin y is that weird" Brother sit back down i might be an elevator

i like you.

ruling: this is a cool ask thank you for sharing

[ask-dave-and-nepeta]

Intro post

this is an askblog for @knighttime-strider and @leijonlegion

:33 < f33l fur33 to ask us anyathing!

we are not Davepetasprite^2, but 2 separate people running a joint blog.

:33 < m33t the cast:

Dave Strider

he/him

knight of time

irony master and bisexual icon

writes in red because it makes me go faster

uses #mod dave tag

Nepeta Leijon

they/she

rogue of heart

weird kittyshipper cavegirl

uses lots of cat puns and replaces double-es with 33 beclawse I like it :33

uses #mod nep tag

:33 < we will try to answer asks with art we make

no garuentees tho

garuntees

guarantees << that one

[thecrypticphone69]

tumblr recommended me your blog saying that you're "an expert in the field of 'dialtown gingi' "

this post made me smirk a little... lmfao this blog is like DEAD i quit it but its nice to see im still an expert in my special interests

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Hey, if you aren't too busy (and sorry if you are), could you maybe see how my this session would go? Sorry if its' long. Prospit Seer of Void, Prospit Knight of Rage, Prospit Page of Heart, Prospit Knight of Mind, Derse Witch of Time, Derse Witch of Space, Derse Rogue of Light, and a Derse Heir of Hope.

(the session is supposed to be rather glitchy, too)

Thanks!

mod jade and i went INSANE over this session we dig it a lot

starting off with individuals before i type out the doubles

the seer is going to be the first one to notice something's wrong with this session. they'll probably have visions of horror terrors and warning signs that this session is gonna be uber fucked.

the page is going to work as an anchor for this group.

the rogue will have no clue how to succeed in this session. they'll probably be close to the seer as well. they're most likely going to assume that this session is futile. HOWEVER, the heir can definitely be of help to them

NOW, this is where we get insane

the witches were very notable to us cause these two are PROBABLY WHY THE SESSION IS GOING TO BE SO GLITCHY!!!! the witch of time is going to focus on "we need to survive, we need to do this, we need to do that," and the witch of space is going to be more focused towards

the witch of time might have a prophecy that one of the witches must die. this leads to them trying to avoid this prophecy, but eventually, it's going to probably end up in the other witch dying.

the knight of mind will probably be close to the witch of space. the witch of space wants them to chill a bit, which might work, it might not. they're going to kind of mirror the seer!!!! they know something is wrong, so they'll be putting their heads together to figure out the glitching and find a solution. but the knight is definitely more concerned than the seer would be.

okay the page and heir are going to be VERY significant players to the game. the page is going to be a bit loud, a bit obnoxious, but they serve a PURPOSE to this game, they just need to find the outlet for this purpose.

the knight of rage would TRY to deny their rage, and try to stay happy throughout this session, but they can't push down their rage for long. their rage would be used as a tool throughout this session. the knight WILL challenge the heir, but this will lead to the heir's development (john egbert style)

we liked this session a LOT this is just too good. there's so much theme going on here so if it's on purpose hats off to you!??!?!

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ROXY: i am committed to TWO THINGS

ROXY: 1.) FAGGING IT UP

ROXY: 2.) THE BIT

ROXY: 💯🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💯💯🔥💯💯🔥💯💪💯💯💯💪💪💪💪🔥💪💪💪💯💯💯🔥🔥💯💪💯🔥💪💪💪💯🔥💪💯🔥💪🔥🔥🔥💯💯

TWINKLY HERBERT: 💯 🔥🔥🔥🔥 🔥 💪 💯💯🔥 🔥💯🔥 🔥🔥 💯🔥 💯🔥🔥 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯

ROXY: squintce. hold on

ROXY: !!!!!!??????

ROXY: twinkly herbrt i love u 😭

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TG: question. whats the mental effects of a period like? i have a hunch and im gonna b SO fuckin pissed if its right

GG: What's the hunch?

TG: so ok for a while now after starting estrogne ill have these random weeks outta the month where ill get rlly tired moody anxious nd kinda horny for like a week and i straight up thogut it was bipolar 2. i am gnna be SO PISSED if its just my SHITTY LITTLE BRAIN *DECIDING* 2 HAVE A PERIOD FOR A UTERUS I DONT FUCKIN HAVE

TG: THERE IS NO EGG!!! WHY ARE U LIKE THIS

GG: Oh. Yeah, no, that 100% sounds like a period.

TG: FUCK!!!!!

GG: Made you a little something to commemorate.

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DIRK: My roommate and I have started texting each other like democratic fundraising messaging.

--- gutsyGumshoe [GG] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT] at 15:15. ---

GG:

GG: Dirk - it's Nancy Pelosi and I'm asking for your help. When Jane takes out the trash, I NEED you to replace the bag. Otherwise, we're letting MAGA win!! Can I count on your support?

TT: Yep, my bad.

--- gutsyGumshoe [GG] ceased pestering timaeusTestified [TT] at 15:15. ---

--- timaeusTestified [TT] began pestering gutsyGumshoe [GG] at 20:57. ---

TT: I'm in disbelief: Nate Silver's FiveThirtyEight just announced we need more boxed mac and cheese for dinner.

TT: -- We're WINNING in Florida.

TT: -- We're WINNING in Ohio.

TT: -- We're WINNING in Pennsylvania.

TT: -- We're WINNING in Georgia.

TT: -- We're WINNING in Nevada.

TT: -- We're WINNING in New Hampshire.

TT: I cannot emphasize this enough: We have a once-in-a-lifetime chance to GO to the store for mac and cheese.

GG: The votes are in: We're getting mac and cheese.

TT: Fuck yes.

--- timaeusTestified [TT] ceased pestering gutsyGumshoe [GG] at 21:02. ---

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DAVE (guy with undiagnosed disability): haha its kinda crazy how everyone just deals with the constant unending pain but we just thug it out like usual 💯💯💯

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GG: HORRIBLE awful wasp that wants to KILL ME that was in my bedroom.

TT: How did you do that.

GG: Very fearfully.

TT: What kind of god are you to capture a wasp in an orb.

GG: No clue.

GT: You look like a pokemon trainer with their mega beedrill.

TG: BORB (BEE ORB)

GT: Technically wasp orb (worb)!!

GG: I am terribly curious of the pasting strategy on this pic. The dedication of lasso-ing the orb out of the photo only to put it on top of the white square is admirable.

TG: i fuckig forgot 2 make it transparent SMARTASS!!!

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TG: looking at minecraft po rn

TT: Oh?

TT: Something you're not telling us, dear brother?

TG: NO

TG: NO

TG: MINECRAFT PO

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AC: :33 < im in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people

AC: :33 < im about to ruin someones whole life >:33c

CT: D -> Scamp

AC: :33 < t33 h33 h33 h33 h33

CG: GNOME ASS PRANK.