#source: Bunk'd

[incorrect-losers]

Ben: Oh, I’m a bad boy

Bev: Name one bad thing you’ve done

Ben: I once drank milk after the expiration date, so not only was I bad, but so was the milk

[xiiiwayfinders]

*meanwhile in the Realm of Darkness*

Terra: I’m telling you guys *eats mud* pure nutrients and protein!

Ven: Should we worry about Terra?

Aqua: We should always worry about Terra.

[jupiter-aint-stupider]

Michael: How do you know it’s Paul's trail we’re following?

David: The tracks are short, wide, and the shoes are on the wrong feet.

[waterfire1848]

[ Surrounded by Ozai Loyalists. ] Sokka: We need to do something to scare them off. Zuko: Good idea! Azula! Go down there and ask them on a date!

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Riddle: Look, that little house flew right into that tree!

Silver: Okay, I grew up in the woods and even I know that's a treehouse.

Riddle: Oh.

Riddle: My mom never lets me play outside.

Riddle: Or play.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Geoffrey: You must be Swansea.

Edgar: How did you know?

Geoffrey: You have a very punchable face.

[chaoticwarrior]

Clawd: Drac, you can't be jealous again.

Drac: Jealous? When have I ever been jealous?

Clawd: Last week when you threatened that girl at the picnic.

Drac: Can you blame me? You came up behind her and hugged her.

Clawd: She was choking on a grape. I was giving her the heimlich.

[doththymayo]

Jack: Why do WE all have to suffer because YOU'RE hideous and NO ONE wants to date you?!

Pulitzer:

Jack: Let me rephrase.

[tuliplovesfictionalcharacters]

LOOKING FOR FELLOW SELFSHIPPERS WHO SHIP FROM THE SAME SOURCES

Pretty self explanatory, I'm looking for more yume friends in my fandoms😅

I'd like to meet anyone who ships from:

- K-On

- Ace Attorney

- Danganronpa

- Little Witch Academia

- Mega Man

- 30XX

- Bunk'd

- BNA

- Castlevania (Games or show)

- Komi Can't Communicate

- Puyo Puyo

- Super Mario

- The King Of Fighters

- Undertale & Deltarune

[fate2716]

Robin: Nance, you can't be jealous again

Nancy: Jealous?  When have I ever been jealous?

Robin: Last week when you threatened that girl at the picnic

Nancy: Can you blame me?  you came up behind her and hugged her

Robin: She was choking on a grape, I was giving her the Heimlich

[emmikay]

Rum Tum Tugger: Okay, teaching moment. A little baking powder makes things rise. A lot of baking powder makes things go boom.

Mistoffelees: Next you’ll be telling me I shouldn’t have put those cans in the microwave.

The Microwave: (explodes)

[angelofthenight]

Ahkmenrah: I’m the most courageous pharaoh my kingdom has ever seen

Larry: Didn’t you cry on the escalator up here?

Ahkmenrah: It was going way too fast!

[isitbussinjanelle]

*lost in the woods*

Raya: I’m telling you guys [eats mud] pure nutrients and protein!

Sisu: should we worry about Raya?

Namaari: we should always worry about Raya.

[jupiter-aint-stupider]

Michael: When Sam brought Nanook home, he bit my leg and pulled on it so hard he almost ripped it right off!

David: Have you ever had the idea that he might not like you?

Michael: He loves me! If he didn't like me, why would he bark and growl every time he sees me?

Michael: ...Oh my god. He hates me.

[waterfire1848]

[ On an alien planet. ]

Diana: We need to do something to scare them off.

Hal: Good idea! Spooky! Go down there and ask them on a date!

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Ace: Cemeteries are the second scariest thing on earth.

Deuce: What's the first?

Ace: Azul if you missed a loan payment.