#source: Disenchantment

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wanda: I should know this, but does Y/N have a last name?

Bucky: On checks they just write “Y/N” and then put a little heart at the end.

[unicornblossom13]

Optimus: It’s all over, Starscream! I got the Allspark, and the axe.

Starscream: Well, I got whatever this is. [holds up Bumblebee by the scruff of his neck]

Bumblebee: Bumblebee.

Starscream: Throw me the Allspark, I’ll throw you the Bumblebee.

Bumblebee: Thank you!

Optimus: Okay, catch! [throws his axe hard]

[The weapon whirls through the air, slicing off the Decepticon’s arm that held the yellow bot before he could do anything]

Starscream: Aaaah! You haven’t defeated me yet!

[Bumblebee, now holding Starscream’s detached arm, comes in and smacks him in the face with it, knocking him off balance]

Starscream [falls over the edge of a cliff]: Now you haaaaaave!

[superiorsturgeon]

Jaune: *dangling from a branch 1/3 of the way down a sheer cliff* Ugh…I always knew I would come to a bad end…so much for being a hero…

Jaune: I should just let go and fall to my death…

Cinder: *clinging to one side of Jaune’s body* Suicide is the coward’s way out! So do it! 😈

Pyrrha: *clinging to Jaune’s other side* No! Don’t do it, Jaune! Your crappy life is worth living!

Pyrrha: …and so is mine, if it’s with you…? 🥺

Cinder: *rolling her eyes* UGH!! Enough with the emotions already!

Cinder: Do it!!

Jaune: Uh, guys? I don’t mean to interrupt but…

Pyrrha: 😕 ?

Cinder: 🤨 ?

Jaune: …the branch broke off when you were talking.

Cinder/Jaune/Pyrrha: *plummet down the cliff side* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH…!!!!

One crash later…

Pyrrha: *crawling out of the bush where she landed* …wait, Cinder, can’t you fly with your maiden powers?

Jaune: *lying in an impact crater* So you weren’t ever in any danger? Why were you screaming too?

Cinder: *dangling by one foot upside-down from a tree branch* I never said I wasn’t a drama queen!

[incorrectringsofpower]

[Season 2, Episode 1] Elrond, to Gil-galad: High King, I always thought your non-stop negativity was a coping mechanism. But now… Elrond: I see you were right from the beginning.

[andreilsupremacy]

[In the team bus with Neil walking around while they’re driving on the highway]

Andrew: Neil, sit down.

Neil: Don’t tell me what to do.

[Neil crashing in the background when the bus turns]

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

“I saved your life. Now, I can go back to ruining it.”

— Donnie, to Casey

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Sausage, at his tavern: Woah, you two look like you need a drink. I say that to all my customers but this time I mean it.

Shelby: No, thanks. That’s just gonna make me sadder. And then happier. And then sadder.

Joey: Me and Shelby both had our hearts broken.

Sausage: Wow, you two are really hurt, huh?

Joey:

Sausage: Noice! I don’t wanna miss this…

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Sevika: I know we’ve had our differences…

Jinx: We tried to kill each other!

[capndragn94]

Shadow Weaver: Actually, pretending to care about your feelings was exhausting. And I no longer have to call you "darling".

Adora: Great. How about you also stop calling me "honey", "sweetie", and "disappointment"?

Shadow Weaver: Have it your way, fat-ass.

Adora: Flat-ass!

Shadow Weaver: Cat-diddler!

Adora: Magic-sucker!

Shadow Weaver: Destiny denier!

Adora: Prophecy hag!

Shadow Weaver: Billboard face!

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

Rei: Our lives hang by a thread, I can’t believe Usagi can sleep at a time like this. Usagi: I’m not sleeping. I keep passing out every time I think about it.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Eddie: Our lives hang by a thread, I can’t believe Poppy can sleep at a time like this!

Poppy: I’m not sleeping... I keep passing out every time I think about it...

[incorrectheyarnoldquotes]

Miriam: Ugh, I hate this feeling! Helga: Sobriety?

[unicornblossom13]

Lloyd: Even if you do find a way to take over Ninjago, no one in their right mind would want to be alive with you in control.

Lord Garmadon: Minions! Take him away! Lock him up until he stops pointing things out. [turns to Kai] And his smart-mouthed friend, too.

Kai: Nice typical reaction, Mr. Predictable. [lets himself be taken away]

[superiorsturgeon]

Ilia: *MC’ing for Menagerie’s annual festival* Announcing the hottest new couple in Menagerie…! 😎

Ilia: She who sets things on fire wherever she goes… 🔥🔥

Ilia: …and she who ate all the shrimp before you got here…! 🦐

Ilia: Blake Belladonna and Yang Xiao Long! 🥳

Yang: *waving to assembled partygoers* 👋 😁

Blake: *arm linked with Yang’s* Everyone make some room on the dance floor…! 😉

Blake: …because I’m full of shrimp and I need to lie down! 🤢🍤🍤

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wanda: I’m bad. I’m so bad.

Natasha: No, you’re not. You’re a marshmallow with legs.

[incorrect-tmnt1987-quotes]

Vernon: Casey! You rescued me! I guess you really do love me. And all this time, I thought you wanted me dead.

Casey: Two things can be real.