#source: Hannibal Buress

[halyasgirl]

Daniel…

[thejacksmit]

First Take: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem - mean, green but so lovable

SYNOPSIS: The film follows the Turtle brothers as they work to earn the love of New York City while facing down an army of mutants.

Who would’ve thought that Point Grey - a company best known for raunchy adult comedy clearly written under the influence of something - would partner with Nickelodeon to make a brand new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie? Nobody did, but it’s a combination that seems to work. For the first time in years, we have an animated TMNT playing in cinemas, competing with the might of Barbie and Oppenheimer, and even with that competition… it is so nice to see it get a wide release.

Jeff Rowe is a fantastic choice to direct this one, coming in at 1 hour 39 minutes it’s short, snappy, straight to the point, and gets the job done in good time, and this is testament to the script he co-wrote with Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Dan Hernandez and Benji Samit - yes, Rogen has co-written a PG certificate film. And he NAILED it. This is done with a lot of love for the source material, yet the animation style is completely new and unique, obviously using Spider-Verse as a clear inspiration, right down to the score- if Pemberton could use synths on those two films, Turtles gets Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross - and a very Tony Hawk Pro Skater kind of soundtrack to boot.

Onto the cast, and this is where Rogen and his mates have really excelled in creating a fun film - Micah Abbey, Shamon Brown Jr, Nicolas Cantu and Brady Noon are outstanding choices for the turtles, actually looking and sounding like teenagers for a change - supporting them is Ayo Edibiri, Jackie Chan as Master Splinter, Ice Cube as the villain, and Rose Byrne, Natasia Demetriou, Paul Rudd, Hannibal Buress, Maya Rudolph, John Cena, and Rogen himself. It’s so obvious that they are all fans, because this is one of those kinds of films that just gets its assignment and delivers a top quality piece of big screen entertainment.

THE VERDICT

Mutant Mayhem is an absolute cracker of a way to start a new Turtles franchise - with its own style, a brilliant soundtrack, and a knowing look ahead to the already confirmed TV spinoff and inevitable sequel, there’s something for everyone if that certain ‘pink’ film gets a bit too much for audiences.

RATING: 4/5

[justincorrectarcanequotes]

Jinx: I'm a gangster, gangsters don't ask questions.

Silco: What are you talking about? Asking questions is a big part of being a gangster. "Where's my money?" Question. "Do you want to die tonight?" That's a question. "What? What?" Two questions.

[incorrecthungergamesquotes]

Marvel: I'm a gangster, gangsters don't ask questions.

Glimmer: What are you talking about? Asking questions is a big part of being a gangster. "Where's my money?" Question. "Do you want to die tonight?" That's a question. "What? What?" Two questions.

[incorrectagentsofshieldquotes]

Hunter: I'm a gangster, gangsters don't ask questions.

Mack: What are you talking about? Asking questions is a big part of being a gangster. "Where's my money?" Question. "Do you want to die tonight?" That's a question. "What? What?" Two questions.

[incorrectzombiesquotes]

"My cousin, I don't like him at all, I think he's a horrible person and I hope he doesn't get into college. If someone was beating him up right now, I'd let them get four more hits in before I stopped them, like, 'Hey... hey... hey... hey... get off my cousin, man!'"

Addison

[incorrectagentofasgardquotes]

Keep me out of your thoughts, unless you’re thinking of making me a sandwich.

Verity

[abe-3d]

We’ll Be Right Back

[raradesu]

I freak-fucking love how iconic Eric Andre is

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[writer-artist]

We had to edit video for one of my classes. It had to be from YouTube and the music couldn’t have words. This I call Ooh Fun With Lindsey Stirling!

Sources: 

Life On Mars

The Flumps 

Hannibal Buress eating lettuce 

Teresa Mannion 

Veselchaki 

Ben and Holly camping 

Superbowl Tide Ad 

Vespa

Audio - Roundtable Rival by Lindsey Stirling 

[dashielvlup]

DASHIE VS HANNIBAL BURESS! (x)

[mittsinfra]

[ad_1] Seth Rogen announced in 2020 that he was producing a new animated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie and today, Paramount Pictures released the first trailer for it...and it looks great! What's especially notable about this trailer is the animation style, which is quite unique for both the TMNT franchise and animation in general. It's reminiscent of stop-motion mixed in with the comic-style vibes of Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse, although it's also very much its own thing. Check it out for yourself below in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem trailer below:  As you can see, the movie is clearly harkening back to the comic book origins of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with its visual style, and the action looks great. The voice cast is great, too, although that's not surprising considering how stacked the cast is.  Here's who you can expect to hear in the movie:  Brady Noon – Raphael Micah Abbey – Donatello Nicolas Cantu – Leonardo Shamon Brown Jr. – Michelangelo Jackie Chan – Splinter  Eyo Edebiri – April O'Neil Giancarlo Esposito – Baxter Stockman Post Malone – Ray Fillet Hannibal Buress – Genghis Frog Rose Byrne – Leatherhead John Cena – Rocksteady Seth Rogen – Bebop Ice Cube – Superfly Natasia Demetriou – Wingnut Maya Rudolph – Mondo Gecko Paul Rudd – Mondo Gecko "In Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem, after years of being sheltered from the human world, the Turtle brothers set out to win the hearts of New Yorkers and be accepted as normal teenagers through heroic acts," the trailer's description reads. "Their new friend April O'Neil helps them take on a mysterious crime syndicate, but they soon get in over their heads when an army of mutants is unleashed upon them."  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem hits theaters August 4, 2023.  While waiting for the film's premiere, get your turtle fix with one of the various TMNT games released last year. Check out Game Informer's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge review and then read about how the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Cowabunga Collection is nostalgia done right after that.  What do you think of this first trailer? Let us know in the comments below! [ad_2] Source link

[moontouched-moogle]

The funny thing is that I've read speculation that Hannibal Buress might not even show up for Season 5 of the Eric Andre Show, based on the fact that his site's bio lists him as "FORMER co-host" [source: hannibalburess. com/bio/]

He’s listed as former co-host because Eric Andre shot him dead, rest in peace

[allthefilmsiveseenforfree]

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This is probably the only comedy based on a true story that I’ve seen in recent memory - maybe because real life just hasn’t been that funny lately. The premise is simple - a group of childhood friends (Jon Hamm, Ed Helms, Hannibal Buress, Jake Johnson) have been playing the same game of tag for 30 years. Once adulthood responsibilities forced them all to go their separate ways, they continued to play the game only throughout the month of May each year - and this year, they’ve all gotten together to go after their buddy, Jerry (Jeremy Renner) who has never, ever been tagged. It’s one of those too-wacky-to-be-anything-but-real-life stories and with a comedy ensemble like this, it should be a slam dunk. Is it worth tagging in for? Well...

Much like the real life it’s based on, the movie is a little uneven - sometimes for the good, sometimes not. As an action comedy, it’s definitely visually entertaining, but in its efforts to keep a youthful spirit alive, some jokes feel immature to the point of excess.

Some thoughts:

I had heard from a few sources that this was the funniest movie to be released so far in 2018, and I was definitely looking forward to it based on the trailers. Unfortunately, I fell victim to one of the classic blunders: expectations. Turns out, the comedy mostly comes from every single time Hannibal Buress opens his mouth. Other than that, mostly crickets.

When the boys get close enough to Jerry to attempt to tag him, the film uses a high-frame slowed-down effect in each of the action scenes (much like the action scenes in the Guy Ritchie Sherlock Holmes films) which also provides some interesting visuals and comedy, especially through the characters’ voice-over narration. These scenes are definitely the most interesting to watch.

I appreciate the world-building that the filmmakers put great thought into. Ed Helms’ childhood home has a rundown basement with a pool table and a shitty couch and a refrigerator from the 70s, and you can feel all the memories pooled down there. They have a local bar where they clearly used to be regulars, the Sandpiper, and it’s every nondescript hometown bar I’ve ever been in. Even more than the friendship between these guys, which does feel pretty sweet and genuine, the world AROUND them feels absolutely real and authentic, and the years of connection between these people becomes crystal clear.

Rashida Jones plays the thankless role of a girl whom both Jon Hamm and Jake Johnson have been in love with forever, and like, I’m not a shallow person, I’m really not. But who doesn’t pick Jon Hamm? Jake Johnson is literally so much of a stoner that he can’t tell reality from fiction, he smokes 20-year-old weed, and he has no job, no ambition, and no prospects. I get the fixer-upper thing, I do, but COME ON. All that........vs Jon Hamm.

Let’s talk about the lowest of the low points. The boys track down Jerry at his wedding (which they weren’t invited to because Jerry didn’t want to get tagged). Jerry’s pregnant fiancee is understandably distraught when the boys corner Jerry at his AA meeting (also the fact that Jerry is a recovering alcoholic and none of his friends knew never comes up again which, ok) on the morning of their wedding. She gets so worked up that Jerry can’t escape and get ready for the wedding that she starts to feel pelvic pain - it looks like she’s having a miscarriage. OH WAIT jk jk after like, a lot of talking about it, turns out she was faking it. No pregnancy, no miscarriage. I could understand if there was one somewhat tasteless joke about it, but it turns into a whole big thing. Like, an extended 10 minute long bit. It goes past tasteless into “ummm this is getting kind of fucked up” territory. It was one of those moments where I knew, I knew it in my bones, that joke would not have become what it did if there had been more women involved in the writing of the film.

Also there’s a super weird part where Ed Helms’ mom keeps hitting on Jake Johnson for no discernible reason.

But then there’s a shift at the end that’s really heartwarming and sweet and feels like the core of what this friendship has been about for 30 years. I’m still not sure if it redeems all the things that precede it though.

Jeremy Renner looks fantastic, and is flying through the air like a falcon who’s doing parkour. Thank god someone gave him a way to showcase his skill since Marvel’s been sleepin on him since 2011.

I wanted to love this, I did. But I probably could have watched The Avengers followed by a Hannibal Buress stand-up special and had roughly the same experience. This is a game I’d really rather not be a part of - so uh...you’re it.

[bellmandi86]

It’s not. This is a clip from the Eric Andre show on [adult swim]. Shown here is Eric Andre (the host) busting up the car. The ‘cop’ is his co-host, Hannibal Buress, in a costume. It’s all a bit, not a real cop car.

And if they look familiar, they should. Both Eric and Hannibal are the sources of a lot memes on here. Give it a watch!