#source: Resident Alien

[imbadatwrighting]

Dean: Okay, you’re not gonna help save the world? Then what? What are you going to do?

Castiel, holding child!reader in his arms: I will do what human failures do. I will ignore my horrible life by being a parent and passing my resentment on to my children.

Dean: “Children”?

Claire, opening the door: Can you keep it down? I’m sleeping!

Castiel: I adopted Jimmy Novak’s daughter, Claire.

Dean: ….damnit

Castiel: Oh, do not think of slamming that door, Claire! You are not sleeping this day away! I am signing you up for soccer practice.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: Do you ever mediate? Raph: By mediate, do you mean sit peacefully and think of all the people I want to kill? Yes, I like it very much.

[swan2swan]

Brooklynn: "But you never give me gifts! Except for that one time, when you got me that hunting jacket..."

Yaz: "With the bullseye on it! Yes!"

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Snake: How did you get past security?! My fortress is impenetrable!

KID: Door was unlocked.

Snake: Son of a bitch!

[hellomissmedia]

Professor Chaos: How did you get past security? The Chaos Lair is impenetrable!

Mysterion: The door was unlocked.

Professor Chaos: Son of a biscuit!

[autisticzenitsu]

Nakime: Do you ever meditate? Muzan: By meditate, do you mean sit peacefully and think of all the people I want to kill? Yes, I like it very much.

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Joel: I would like to point out that I am helping you get uncuffed from your bed without asking why.

Sausage: I know. I appreciate that. It's not something weird like a sex thing.

Joel: It'd be less weird if it was a sex thing.

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Qrow: I would like to point out that I am helping you get uncuffed from your bed without asking why.

Taiyang: I know. I appreciate that. It's not something weird like a sex thing.

Qrow: It'd be less weird if it was a sex thing.

[ashelin-lordshenblog]

Po: Do you ever meditate?

Lord Shen: By meditate, do you mean sit peacefully and think of all the people I want to kill? Yes, I like it very much.

[reaperlight]

Eddie: Do you ever meditate?

Cletus: By meditate do you mean sit peacefully and think of all the people we want to kill? Yes, I like it very much.

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Nagyunn: you wouldn’t even have clothes if i didn’t buy them for you!

Najin: you stole them out of a goodwill dumpster!!

Nagyunn: i threw in a dollar!

[incorrectwicdivquotes]

Woden: How did you get past security?! My fortress is impenetrable!

Persephone: Door was unlocked.

Woden: Son of a BITCH!

[inprogress-predicament]

Incorrect BatFam Quotes

Bruce: Damian, we agreed that you wouldn't bring swords to school anymore. After this, well buddy, no more trips to the Zoo until your teachers feel safe again. Damian: Why do you hate me? Bruce: I don't hate you. And we don't use the hate word in this house. Damian: What about yesterday when you broke a glass in the kitchen and you pulled out your hair and yelled "I hate myself" Bruce: Well, Dad was having a bad day.

[crossoverquest]

Seto: That was a wonderful trick, using Dried Winds and Blessed Winds in tandem like that, but once again, you are between me and my next helping of satisfaction from my rival Yugi, and now you have no defenses.

Katherine: I Flip Summon Aroma Jar.

Seto, Raphael, and Jack in unison: SON OF A BITCH…

[haywire-hetfield]

Dave: James, it was so lovely having you over. And Lars, you...Were here too.

[mythos321]

Morrowseer:How did you get through our island to save the rainwing our defenses are impenetrable!

Clay:door was unlocked

Morrowseer:…son of a bitch