#source: aj&magnus

[ariel-seagull-wings]

@thealmightyemprex

Nathan: Dad I've decided I'm going to be gay when I grow up!

Cyclops: You did, huh? Well, it's nice you've tought about this and there will be many choices you'll make as you're growing up but being gay isn't one of them.

Nathan: It's not?

Cyclops: Nope. When you're older you're going to be who you are and our job is to love and support you no mather what that is. But if you decide to be republican, we're definitely going to have a talk about that.

[incorrect-osemanverse-quotes]

Rowan: You successfully slay the orc and plunder his four gold and unidentified sword.

Lister: Now on to the town.

Rowan: You enter the town gates and come face to face with guards who look happy to see you.

Lister: I set everything on fire, stomp on anyone trying to attack me, eat any straggler villagers, and claim any valuables the town had.

Rowan: This is the last time I let you roleplay a dragon character.

Lister: If I can't be a dragon why is it called dungeons and dragons?

[weirdkev27]

Indy Sabrewing: Lena, have you started your book yet?

Lena:*playing video games with Ty Sabrewing* Nah, I’ll just wait for the movie.

Indy: No, you need to read! It’s good for you to read and use your own imagination.

Lena: But Pops doesn’t read books!

Ty: Uh, leave me out of this!

Indy: Yes but he’s an adult and can decide what he wants to do.

Lena: So if we all just stop doing what’s good for us once we’re adults, why should we have to do it as kids then?

*Lena, Violet, Ty and Indy are in the living room reading books*

Indy:*to Ty* Give me the evil eye all you want. We’re not going to be those parents!

[alcego-writes]

It’s the holidays, and writing is slow-going, so blz enjoy a choice excerpt from the sequel to my latest fic, called, aptly: A Cat Named Sandwich.

[incorrect-echovn-quotes]

Jenna: Alright guys, Leo made dinner tonight and he's trying really hard so remember to be supportive.

*later*

TJ: Whoa! Leo made sushi?!

Chase: This is great! But since when do you like raw fish?

Leo: I don't! That's why I used raw chicken instead!

Jenna, TJ & Chase:

TJ: Well, at least you're getting better each time, Leo.

Jenna: I said supportive, not delusional.

[jackie-gremlin-ghost]

Harold: You know, George... I feel bad for all those pranks we pulled on Mr. Krupp. But how were we supposed to know what he went through that made him how he is?

George: Yeah... and my Dad always says not to judge someone until you get to know them.

Harold: Well, yeah, I know that... but who knew that also meant people we already know?!

[thats-so-seventeen]

Sales woman: [Knocks on door, Chan opens it] Hello little boy. Can you go get your mommy for me?

Chan: Sure!

Seungcheol: [Opens door] Hi, can I help you?

Sales woman: Uh sorry, can I speak to the lady of the house?

Seungcheol: Oh, sure one second.

Jeonghan: [Opens the door, leans on the doorway in sexy pose fanning himself with a fan] YES?

[darkcloud-kcalifornia]

Alright, season finale time for My Little Pony.  I’ve been trying to avoid spoilers for this one.  No idea what’s going to happen.  So, let’s see what goes down in “Shadow Play”

* We open on the book that got the ominous sting at the end of the last episode.  So yeah, I guess we were in the finale then.

* Huh, a different set of Elements being talked about here.  OK, we’ve got Rockhoof as Strength, Flash Magnus as Bravery, Meadowbrook as Healing, Mist Mane as Beauty, Somnambula as Hope, and who I’m guessing is Star Swirl the Bearded as Sorcery.  [note to self: look up actual names]

* And apparently they had been gathered together by somepony else to embody their ideals, like the Mane 6 were.  Was this Celestia, or somepony else?

* Ooh, the gatherer was a unicorn stallion, but the ancient Elements came to believe he was just wanting to use their power for himself and so they cast him out.

* Then he became Shadow Pony, and the Pillars stood as one against him.  They beat him but had to make some kind of sacrifice to do so, and created a seed to carry hope to the future.  I wonder, was that seed the origin of the Tree of Harmony?  I’m also seeing the emergence of the sun and moon on the sides of where I have it paused right now, so maybe it’s the origins of Celestia and Luna?

* Incidentally, I am loving this lore dump.

* Oh good, Sunburst was smart enough to make a report on this directly to the Alicorn Sisters and the Mane 6.  I guess he knows who has to deal with all the destiny crap around here.

* Huh, apparently Celestia never knew what happened to Starswirl, but these were apparently his last words before vanishing.

* OK, so Celestia and Luna were around back then, but young and had only ever met Starswirl.

* Reluctant nerd hoofbump. Also, I like how Celestia doesn’t know much Old Ponish anymore due to disuse.  It’s a nice nod to what happens when you don’t use something.  I can’t imagine how bad it would be after 1000 years. I’m a bit surprised Luna isn’t more familiar with it though, given how she spent most of the time sealed away. Unless she was fully cognizant of the passage of time during those 1000 years, which is… fairly nightmareish.

* So, more to Old Ponish than she thought, actual other languages being used, or Starswirl just had horrible hornwriting.  You decide!

* Ah, sloppy writing. Only readable by somepony who is ever worse at that kind of thing.  Anyway, the last stand was at the Temple of Ponhenge at the base of Mt. Foal.  …OK, I know they try and fit in horse puns, but “Ponhenge”?  Surely they could have done better than that.

* Those ruins look nice and ruiny.  Also not much like Stonehenge, which again makes me wonder why they referenced that.

* Be careful what you wish for Twilight.  Also, be careful where you place ancient magical tomes.

* Ooooh, ancient holographic display of the final battle.  So, sealed away, and the objects each pony carried are somehow related. Well, they’ve got the book, and they know where the mask is at least, so that just leaves the flower, the blindfold, the shield, and the shovel.  Gonna be honest, might be hard finding a flower after 1000 years.

* Never underestimate Twilight’s ability to be a nerd.

* Right, so banished to Limbo, but they had to take him there themselves and so got stuck there with him.  …Who’s gonna be the idiot to try and get them out and release the Pony of Shadows in the process?

* Twilight!  Twilight shall be that idiot!  Come over here so I can slap you!

* RD does not like demonstrative models.

* Boo!  The Map stepping in to help the search is cheating! Although this might be seen as the Tree of Harmony trying to get its parents back.  Kinda touching if you think of it like that.

* Skeptical archeologist is skeptical.  Somepony should tell her she’s in a fantasy series.

* Had no idea AJ was that strong.  Oh well, Shovel Get!

* Rarity’s problem to overcome is crappy gardening?  I can’t say I think much of Mist Mane’s descendant if it never occurred to her to, you know, perform upkeep.  Or hire others to do it.  Heck, just apply for a government grant if money’s the problem, that place has got to be a historical site, and once you attract tourists you can get money for, you know, upkeep.  Flower Get.

* Actually Flash Magnus’ shield being in the Dragon Lands makes quite a bit of sense.  It was made to combat dragons after all.  Makes sense that either it would accidentally get left behind after an expedition, or stolen by the dragons to keep it from being used.

* Also, neat to see a Spike/RD teamup, even if it’s likely gonna last a minute or two of screentime.

* Ugh, seriously, Garble has it?  Somepony just kick that idiot in the face so this can be over with.

* Garble is stupidest dragon.  Seriously, he just got outwitted by Rainbow Dash.  Well regardless, Shield Get.

* Fluttershy… just help to move the zap bee hive, and didn’t even need to do that to get the mask. She just felt like it.  But then arguably her trial was a few episodes ago anyway.  Mask Get.

* Pinkie’s trail… was very Pinkie.  And that ooze was a lot less dangerous then they made it out to be.  Um, Blindfold get?

* How is Starlight the voice of reason with regards to the risk involved in this plan?

* Why didn’t Pinkie wash that thing before bringing it >P

* Oh, gee, Starswirl is horrified that somepony broke the seal what are the odds?

* Way to summon the ancient evil, Twilight.

 And there’s the end of episode 1.  Time for a stretch and snack I think.  Let’s all go to the lobby, let’s all go to the lobby…

 * Yeah, having a backup plan in case the ancient evil escaped as well would have been a great idea, Twilight.  You still have that slap coming.

* Twilight and Starlight are able to hold the PoS back with a double tech… but can’t stop him from escaping at the speed of dark.  Nice going, Twilight.

* On one hoof, having the person you’ve revered all your life give you the dirtiest look for your incompetence must suck.  On the other, she really has this coming.

* Heh, Pinkie pointing out all of the other threats they’ve had to save Equestria from is a good one. And I like how Magnus is totally down for teaming up with the modern heroes to beat PoS into submission.  But Starswirl is going to be an absolute grumpy gus about this.

* Yay, source of Tree of Harmony, and the Elements, confirmed!

* And now Starswirl is planning on sacrificing the Elements to seal PoS again.  Despite the cost to Equestria.  Yeah, getting Outer Senshi vibes from this guy.  Which is a shame, because all of the other Pillars seem to be perfectly nice and affable ponies willing to work together.

* And Twilight’s search for a different solution… just has keeping the Pillars around while still sacrificing the Elements.  And yeah, the Pillars made the elements, but did so over a long incubation period. Try following Starlight’s advice and look for a non-banishment solution, stupid.

* Kinda funny how the heroes are having trouble tracking PoS down because Equestria is a better place, so all of the old dens of darkness are just fine these days.

* Starswirl needs to get his head outta his flank.

* I think some offense was taken.

* Yeah, the narrative is leaning pretty hard against Starswirl and towards Starlight here. Especially with the whole “Once a villain, always a villain” bit.

* Thank you, Starlight, for actually asking what happened all those years ago.

* Huh, Sirens confirmed as series canon.  Odd. Mind you I don’t know that much about them as I’ve never watched the movies, but some things are unavoidable knowledge if you hang out online in the fanbase.

* The PoS’s name was Stygian?  Man, it’s like his parents wanted him to go supervillain.

* So Stygian gathered them together to fight evil, but got jealous.  At one point he stole their artifacts to work some spell or another, but was discovered before actually finishing and was cast out.  And when he came back he did so as Dark Death Evil Man. But as Starlight helps to point out, they don’t know what exactly he had been trying to accomplish with his spell, though their guess is stealing their power.

* Yeah, Starlight has had enough of Starswirl’s crap.

* Now I’m wondering who build the temple to the Shadows, as apparently it already existed before Stygian came upon it.  Also, never listen to the mythos spoken from the depths of the Earth, dude.

* Oh look, there’s more to the story than meets the eye, who could have guessed.

* Well, Twilight’s been holding the idiot ball all finale thus far, but at least she noticed the pony of Stygian within the Pony of Shadows.  Not sure diving in was the right idea though.

* OK, Stygian’s side comes out, he wanted to make copies of their artifacts in the hope it would make him a Pillar and he could join the battles.  That’s still something you really need to talk about before you go stealing stuff.

* Rainbow Friendship Lasso Beam go!

* So The Shadows are banished, but Stygian remains.  Happy end!

* Aw, Starswirl commenting on how tall Celestia got is cute!  And Luna asking not to have to turn in the essays they were supposed to 1000 years ago is just funny.

* Can’t blame the Pillars for wanting to see what’s changed over the course of a millennia.  Of course there’s the problem of nopony’s gonna believe who they are.

 And that’s the end of the season.  It was pretty good all things considered.  Although this ending does make one question how things are going to work out with the non-reformed villains.  OK, Sombra isn’t likely to be a problem, but he is still awkward in that they killed him all kinds of dead.  But the new characters introduced seem decent enough now that we actually get to see them in something other than tales.  And I’m still curious about who built the shrine to the Shadows.  Evil cultist ponies!

Also, I may not care much about shipping debates and all that, but I can definitely see Rainbow Dash/Flash Magnus being a thing.  At the very least they’re certainly chummy with each other.

[ao3feed-themagnusarchives]

regarding a gay moose

by faedemon, librarby, OfCometsAndGhosts

A collaborative statement about a Slaughter-aligned gay moose wearing timbs, a statement giver determined to murder his idiot son, and featuring at least one (1) major plothole regarding the Hunt.

ft. the original draft in all its messy glory, the same thing color-coded so you can see who wrote what, & the images that were included in the google doc for inspiration <3

Words: 3044, Chapters: 2/3, Language: English

Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen, M/M

Characters: Original Statement Giver(s) (The Magnus Archives), The Slaughter Moose, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Martin Blackwood

Relationships: dezmond "dez" hatfield wades/his polycule of 30 clone husbands, dez & his idiot son(s), slaughter moose & dezmond, no relation to the dezmond from austin & ally

Additional Tags: collaborative writing, this was written by five (5) people!!! all part of a tma discord :), shoutout to alex for giving me the idea to actually make us do this <3, shoutout also to alex francis ryan and AJ for participating with me!!!!, and to billy for spectating, you know that game where everyone says one word and tries to make a sentence?, well we did that but we all wrote one sentence and tried to make a statement, go forth into the world our hideous progeny, Crack Treated Seriously

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/25251787

[ariel-seagull-wings]

@fionapplespiano

@thealmightyemprex

Nathan: Dad I've decided I'm going to be gay when I grow up!

Cyclops: You did, huh? Well, it's nice you've tought about this and there will be many choices you'll make as you're growing up but being gay isn't one of them.

Nathan: It's not?

Cyclops: Nope. When you're older you're going to be who you are and our job is to love and support you no mather what that is. But if you decide to be republican, we're definitely going to have a talk about that.

[weirdkev27]

Person 1: See that little girl? she’s got two dads!

Person 2: NO! Really?

Person 1:*to Violet and Huey* Hey little girl. What’s it like having two gay dads?

Violet: Oh it’s pretty good I guess. But I really don’t know why I need to know so much about Madonna. They even quiz me on it! And Glitter camp is interesting. I mean, who doesn’t want to learn how to fav things up with a little glue and a handful of magic? It is hard to sleep during the raves something though. And don’t get me started with making ice sculptures on Sundays! I mean it’s just brunch, not Mama Ru’s birthday! Well, we gotta skedaddle. We gotta go help spread the word of our lord and savior, The Babadook!

Person 1: Oh my!

Person 2: I knew it!

Huey:*as they walk away* Why didn’t you just tell the truth?

Violet: What? That gay parents are the same as everyone else? Where’s the fun in that?

[ariel-seagull-wings]

@acearcane

@thealmightyemprex

Nathan: Dad I've decided I'm going to be gay when I grow up!

Cyclops: You did, huh? Well, it's nice you've tought about this and there will be many choices you'll make as you're growing up but being gay isn't one of them.

Nathan: It's not?

Cyclops: Nope. When you're older you're going to be who you are and our job is to love and support you no mather what that is. But if you decide to be republican, we're definitely going to have a talk about that.