#source: incorrectgreeks on twitter

[incorrect-frostironstrange]

Stephen: what if he kisses me?

Loki: you kiss him back, obviously

Stephen: okay

Stephen: but why his back, though?

[wilburytwist]

George: you're pretty cute when you're nice

Bob: what am I when I'm not nice?

George: hot as fuck

[hadesisqueer]

Weiss: Father, I wrote you a song.

Jacques: Oh. Thank you. Can I hear it?

Weiss: Sure.

Weiss, singing: Rata inmunda.

Jacques:

Weiss: Animal rastrero.

Weiss: Escoria de la vida, adefesio mal hecho...

[gothicliteratre]

Rogue: On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm a 9 because you're the one I need.

Gambit: You're a ten.

Rogue: No, it's a pick-up lin-

Gambit: You're a ten, end of discussion.

[beatlesdiscord]

Ringo: hey, wanna hear a joke?

George: sure

Ringo: a girl goes to buy a snake and there's a sign on the snake tank that says 3.14 feet and then she says--

George: it's a pi-thon

Ringo, wiping "snakes don't have feet" off of his hand: haha yeah

[incorrect-frostironstrange]

Stephen: I told you just to pack the essentials!

Loki: That's what I'm doing!

Tony: Is that a boa?

Loki: Babe, if you're taking me somewhere where I don't need a boa, then I don't want to go

[incorrect-frostironstrange]

[Tony is rescued after having been "kidnapped" by an enamored god of mischief]

Stephen: You developed stockholm syndrome!

Tony: That's impossible because i have never been in Stockholm!!

[wilburytwist]

Bob: :(

Jeff: Turn that frown upside down!

Bob: ):

Jeff: listen here you little shit

[beatlesdiscord]

George: I’m upset

John: I want you to know someone cares

John: not me, but someone

[incorrect-frostironstrange]

Stephen: so we are engaged

Tony: yep

Stephen: so you like me

Loki: yes idiot, we proposed

Stephen: I thought you wanted to marry me platonically

Tony: why the fuck would we marry you platonically?!

Stephen: I have a cool cloak!

Loki: IT WASN'T FOR THE CLOAK, STEPHEN

[beatlesdiscord]

Paul: hey!

George: read at 2:37pm

Paul:

Paul: this is a verbal conversation

[incorrect-frostironstrange]

Tony: You're pretty cute when you're nice

Loki: What am I when I'm not nice?

Tony: Hot as fuck

[wilburytwist]

Jeff: Roy looks great today.

Jeff: I haven't seen him today, but I know he looks incredible