#source: patroclusdefencesquad

[incorrect-the-eagle]

marcus: *stands outside esca's window with a sign that says "date tonight?"*

cottia, leaning out the window: oh my god, yes!

marcus: no! tell esca!

cottia: esca, i'm going on a date with your boyfriend!

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen, about to go to another dimension: I'll see you in a month.

Tony: Don't forget to write.

Stephen: It's highly unlikely that I'd forget such a basic skill, Tony.

[ravenerdhogwartsincorrectquotes]

Slytherin, at a bar, very drunk: I don't know why people make such a big deal out of lying. it's super easy. you just say stuff. my mother thought I was straight until I was 17. you still think my name is Slytherin.

Gryffindor, also drunk : wait WHAT

...

Slytherin: my name is *insert name*, actually

Gryffindor: you're not straight!? not that I care.... unless..?

...

Slytherin: see? if you cared I would have told you that I'm in love with you! I would have told you about my love, if only I knew you loved me back! But you don't care! It's your fault!

Gryffindor: you're in love with me?????

...

Ravenclaw: *in the background unable to comprehend their utter stupidity*

...

Sources (it was a string): 

patroclusdefencesquad

mr-and-mr-pendragon

inalandofmythandmerthur

astrumsilex-draco

[justsmilestuffhappens]

When I began to learn knitting I would do just a lot of squares at first to get used to the needles, and then you can sew them together to make a blanket. So maybe Buck did that and gifted the blanket to Maddie for the baby? :)

It's really early in the morning here so anon you almost made me scream and wake up everyone.

But also yes! Thank you for sharing. A tiny blanket just right for a baby crib or carrier though.

Maddie being so touched that he worked hard on it too like this is the second of three that he did and turned out the best actually too.

Everyone commenting later on that the blanket looks good and their baby must enjoy it a lot.

Buck starting on other things to give to the others like Hen. I feel the warmth coming off this post.

I'm gonna tag the op and link their post in the source of this one.

@patroclusdefencesquad look.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Tony: I'm getting married.

Stephen: Oh, that's ... great.

Tony: It's you, sign this.