#source: suite life of zach and Cody

[nerdasaurus1200]

Charlie: NO RUNNING IN MY LOBBY!

[totallycorrectlovquotes]

Hawks: Did I ever tell you how pretty you look when you’re angry?

Twice: Well I must be gorgeous right now because I’m furious!

[vexing-imogen]

Percy: No one calls Percival Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III a thief!

Scanlan: No one's got the time

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

Emily: You're the best Luke.

Luke: How many Luke's do you know?

Emily:

Luke: Oh, I'm the-I get it.

[incorrect-tuatha]

The Dagda: No one calls An Dagda Eochaid Ollathair Ruad Rofhessa Dáire Aed Fer Benn Cera Cerrce Easal Eogabal a thief!!

The Morrigan: No one's got the time.

[incorrect-doctorwho]

11: I have a plan!

Amy, to Rory: Don't listen to him. That's what he always says right before we get in trouble.

11: No, this plan is surefire!

Amy: Correction. THAT'S what he always says right before we get in trouble.

[demidorks]

Annabeth: What did you get Percy for his birthday?

Jason: A new mug, a journal with his name branded on it, and a box of blue caramel chocolates from his favorite candy store.

Annabeth: Well, how did you know he wanted all that?

Jason: Because last week he said to us, “For my birthday, I’d really like a new mug, a journal with my name branded on it, and my favorite box of blue caramel chocolates.”

Annabeth: What was I doing when he said that?

Jason: Staring at him.

[incorrect-middleearth-quotes]

Family Game Night in Rivendell

Elrohir: I'm going to put down my A to make 'A'

Arwen: I'm going to add onto your A to make 'AT'

Elladan: I'm going to add onto your AT to make 'RAT'

Elrond: I'm going to add onto your RAT to make 'BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC'

Elladan: *flips table*

[incorrectuswntquotes]

Tobin: What did you get Christen for her birthday?

JJ: A new mug, a journal with her name branded on it, her favorite tea imported from India, and a box of caramel chocolates.

Tobin: Well, how did you know she wanted all that?

JJ: Because last week she said to us, “For my birthday, I’d really like a new mug, a journal with my name branded on it, my favorite tea from India, and a box of caramel chocolates.”

Tobin: What was I doing when she said that?

JJ: Staring at her.

[incorrectgallaghergirlsquotes]

Zach: Promise me that I won't get hurt. Cammie: I can't make that promise. Zach: [Moves as if to stand up] Zach: Nah, I'm just kidding. I'm okay with that.

[superincorrectnewsiesquotes]

Jack: I'm going to put down my A down to make "A".

Les: I will add on to your A to make "AT".

Race: I'll add on to your AT to make "RAT".

Davey: I will add on to your RAT to make "BIOSTRATGRAPHIC"

Jack: [knocks the board off the table] Oh no, tidal wave!

[incorrect-ikea-mafia]

Oscar: Could you please stop insulting Otto? His life is pathetic enough without you.

Oscar, to Otto: Don't say I never defend you.

Otto: Can I say you don't ever defend me well?

[criticallyincorrect]

Beau, coming back after shopping and finding out Yasha is gone: How do you lose a woman?!

Caduceus: You forget to cherish her

[incorrectteganandsaraquotes]

Sonia: I’m still on the letter Sara sent about Europe. It’s like 25 pages.

Sonia: I like Tegan’s better, it’s short and to the point. Like, “Hi Mum, send money.”

[merlins-mushrooms]

Cedric: I know what “genealogy” is!

Cedric: It’s when you rub a lamp and get three wishes

Y/n: I’ve met bread smarter than you

[godsofhumanity]

Helios, teaching Apollo to drive the Sun-chariot: Now, are you familiar with the gear shift?

Apollo: You mean the Prindle?

Helios: The what?

Apollo: The Prindle.

Helios: Are you referring to the shift lever that says

P-R-N-D-L?

Apollo: I'm not a child, Uncle Helios, I know how to spell 'Prindle'.

Helios: It's not something you spell. It is a gear shift. The letters stand for PARK, REVERSE, NEUTRAL, DRIVE and LOW.

Apollo: You’re making me nervous with all this technical talk!

Helios: Oh! I’m sorry. Why don’t we just relax and turn on the radio? Would you like AHM OR FHM?