#source: the infernal devices
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gardentool · 1 year ago
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Y/N: You don’t think I can fight because I’m a girl.
Nanami: I don’t think you can fight because you’re wearing a wedding dress. For what it’s worth, I don’t think Satoru could fight in that dress, either.
Gojo: Perhaps not, but I would make a radiant bride.
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witchcraftandgeekness · 1 year ago
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Y/n: They are not hideous.
Kol, blinking at them: What?
Y/n: Damon and Stefan. They're really quite good-looking, not hideous at all.
Kol: I spoke of the pitch-black inner depths of their souls.
Y/n, snorting: And what color do you suppose the inner depths of your soul are, Kol Mikaelson?
Kol: Mauve.
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Lark: Nice work in there, Nick, setting the place on fire. Good thing we were able to clean up after you or the whole place would have gone down in flames along with the shreds of your reputation.
Nick: Are you implying that shreds of my reputation remain intact? Clearly I have done something wrong. Or something not wrong, as the case may be.
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slashingdisneypasta · 2 years ago
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Y/N: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!
Jason, signing: No, I don't think you can because you're in a wedding dress.
Jason: For the record I don't think Freddy could fight in that dress either.
Freddy: Maybe not, but I'd make a radiant bride.
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incorrectswordcatcherquotes · 8 months ago
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Mayesh: As it is, everyone thinks Conor’s a lunatic-
Conor: Ah, having your annual everyone-thinks-Conor’s-a-lunatic meeting?
Mayesh: It’s biannual. And no, this is not that meeting.
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witchcraftandgeeknes · 2 years ago
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Kol, in a doorway: Ah, having your annual 'everyone thinks Kol is a lunatic' meeting, are you?
Elijah: It's biannual. And no, this is not that meeting.
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Karlach: He’s hideous!
Tav: He’s not actually.
Karlach: What? Who?
Tav: Lord Enver Gortash. He’s actually quite attractive.
Karlach: I was referring to the pitch black inner depths of his soul.
Tav: And what color is your soul, Karlach?
Karlach: …Mauve.
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friendlyghostintheattic · 2 years ago
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Lucy: Do you care about more about the plan being enacted or about getting credit for it?
George: The second one.
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fandomsarefamily1966 · 2 years ago
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Frodo is nothing but goodness. That he threatened you last night only shows how capable you are of driving even saints to madness.
Y/N, to Gollum
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born-this-way-16 · 1 year ago
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The Shadowhunters Chronicle: Extras and Deleted Scenes
Hello tumblr!
So I've been working on this on and off for quite some time now, and I figure that even if it wasn't finish yet I could still start putting it out there in case anyone was interested, or had been working on a similar document.
The document is exactly what the title says, a compilation of all the extras and deleted scenes available to us (so far) (and as far as I've gone as of today, may 2024).
Indeed some extras can be find on the internet but aren't technically allowed to be shared yet through official channels, publishing houses having the rights to exclusivity for a certain amount of time (as mentioned in one of Cassie's newsletter https://mailchi.mp/cassandraclare/20221206-7908076?e=eaba486123)
Like I've said it ain't finish yet, but it also won't ever really be finish for quite a few years with more books coming... So I figured fuck it! let's share the wip ;)
Lots of love people <3
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Peter: Well, that was enterprising. Stiles: ... Talia: Don’t look too pleased with yourself. When Peter says “enterprising” he really means “morally deficient.” Peter: No, I mean enterprising. When I mean morally deficient, I say, “Now, that’s something I would have done."
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i-am-trying-my-best-okay · 2 years ago
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The way this format can apply to the villains in each trilogy means a lot to me:
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secretly-a-catamount · 1 year ago
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Alec: It’s the gift that keeps giving!  Will: It’s the flower that keeps blooming!  Jem: It’s the boat that keeps sailing!  Annabel: It’s the serial killer that keeps stabbing!
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William: As it is everyone thinks Sel’s a lunatic-
Sel: Ah, having your annual everyone-thinks-Sel-is-a-lunatic meeting?
William: It’s biannual. And no, this is not that meeting.
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Jem to Will: I'm coming with you. If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot.
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incorrectswordcatcherquotes · 5 months ago
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Lin: You don’t think I can fight because I’m a girl!
Kel: I don’t think you can fight because you’re wearing a wedding dress. For what it’s worth, I don’t think even Conor could fight in that dress either.
Conor: No but I would make a radiant bride.
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