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Cathy: (starts bleeding out) Shit.

Luke:Well, who heals the doctor.

Alex:The clown Pagliacci went to the doctor.

Luke:But doctor, I am a doctor.

JP:But doctor, I octor.

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(They're watching a reality show.)

"First hint: I am old."

"Old man?"

Hyunwoo:Amazing guess.

Nicky:That's it! She got it first try!

"Second hint:They seek me in the depths."

Nicky:Fossils! Sand!

Isol:Water.

Nicky:Natural gas!

Hyunwoo:You guys think that that guy thought of natural gases....?

Nicky:Earth's core! Magma!

"It's in the depths... Magic?"

Isol:Microwave. That is equivalent to just saying microwave.

"No! Third hint:I am in many pieces."

Isol:Coal.

Yuki:Good guess, actually.

Nicky:Grains of magic!

Hyunwoo:Bitcoin! Airfryer!

"Guys, nothing's coming into my mind. Jigsaw, I don't know."

Isol:She is hearing different things from us.

Yuki:It's in pieces.

Isol: DEPTHS? OLD?

Nicky:It's an old jigsaw.

"Okay, sure. Why not. Fourth hint:there is a successful movie about me."

Hyunwoo:Dinosaur!

Isol:In PIECES?

Hyunwoo:Well you don't find the whole dinosaur!

Isol:I'm more skewed to Titanic.

Hyunwoo:IN LITTLE PIECES?!

Isol:YEAH! IN PIECES! WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING DINOSAUR PIECES! THE TITANIC HIT, IT'S IN PIECES!

Hyunwoo:IT'S WAY BIGGER THAN A DINOSAUR!

Isol:THAT'S WHY THERE'S SO MANY PIECES! DINOSAUR'S SMALLER!

Hyunwoo:There's little pieces of the dinosaur fossils!

Isol:And there's little pieces of the big titanic!

Nicky:Guys. Please. It's magic.

"Successful movie..... Space?"

Isol:Moon.

"No. Last one: Millionaires refuse to leave me alone!"

Nicky:Oh. It's just titanic. Cool.

Isol:What?

Nicky:People keep visiting it, and stuff.

Hyunwoo:Oh. Right.

"Pirates of the caribbean?"

Nicky:WOW! At that point you guess anything!

Isol:Magic.

"The answer is Titanic!"

Isol:Titanic.

Nicky:Yeah. I did guess that one.

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Daniel:You wanna do an impromptu roleplay session while this loads?

Lenox:Yeah, sure.

Daniel:All right. Lenox. You are Patricia now, in the center of New York, but you just woke up from a twenty year long coma.

Lenox:In the middle of the crowd???

Daniel:Yep.

Lenox:I'll approach the first guy I see then.

Daniel:There's a guy.

Lenox:"Excuse me, sir"-

Daniel:"SIR?! WHAT?! SIR?! ARE YOU CRAZY?! THIS IS 2050, WE DON'T SAY SIR!" He shoots you twenty times. You died.

Luke:What is this, Forced Order?

Daniel:Yeah, you're forced to do something you don't want to. You next. You are Carlos. You live in New York.

Luke:Okay.

Daniel:You just took a shot to the head and died.

Luke:(laughing) Damn! Okay! I'll roleplay that.

(He fake-collapses.)

Alex:What is this, Mortal Order?

Daniel:You next. Alex, your name is Pedro. You are a newborn baby.

(Alex starts making a baby crying noise.)

Daniel:The doctor's hand slipped and you died. You hit your head.

Lenox:On a corner.

Daniel:On a corner.

Luke:Alex, you are Pedro. You're going to be born in three years!

Lenox:We'll come back in three years with your story!

Daniel:Or not.

Luke:Or not. Depends on the dice.

Luke:"Roll a d20 for me?" He rolls. "20." "Five years!"

Alex:You went down the drain! That's too bad.

Luke:Your parents are having sex! Roll a d20!

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Eleven:Next, "What are the colors of Garten of Banban 1 (The Opila puzzle)?" A, red-blue-yellow-white-pink, B, reddish-nothing- red-ish -blue-lilac, C, green-whitey-reddish-pink-lilac-orange, or D, square-triangle-whatsapp-strawberry? Vote now!

Rozzi:I think D.

Eleven:Why are you voting D? It's what I asked you to write down! Strawberry??

Rozzi:It's just in-character for you.

Eleven:But I didn't say that! I didn't- This is recent! I didn't go "square triangle whatsapp strawberry"... Four isn't even the right amount!

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(They're watching a reality show on youtube.)

"Reminder that we almost reached 150.000 votes!"

Lenox:Holy shit.

Barbara:Wait wait wait, wait a second. 300 likes. How many views does this have?

Lenox:Thousand, give or take.

Barbara:So how'd we get from here to there? Hm. I mean. Bots.

Lenox:Single vote, single bot.

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"We have here, in the male participants, Bruno, Cauê, José, Victor, Paulo, Marco, Leo, and Robson. In the female cast, here come the baddies! Jennifer, Carol, Nicole, Cara Bassos, Elaíse, Cibele, Maiara, and also Renata. We have some more cast here! We have Douglas, we have Michael, we have-"

Daniel:Why did they do female, male, and then some more?

Cathy:It's the Other option. Girls, men, other genders.

Mai:Rather not say.

Daniel:It's a secret.

Mai:It's a- I'm not telling you my gender. My gender is secret.

Li Dailin:Rest. Girls, boys and the rest.

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Lenox:"The amount of bottles of wine needed to kill a human is 4".

Li Dailin:Hey, don't tell me what to do.

Alex:Well, obviously that would kill you. If I hit you in the head with four bottles of wine that would kill you dead. I think one is enough.

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Adriana:If I offered you some mary jane, a joint, a hit, some grass, some pot, in a boiler room, would you take it?

Mai:No, it makes no sense for it to be in a boiler room. I’m already absolutely wasted by it normally, imagine if I were tired. No, sorry. Especially from someone I don’t know that well. I don’t know you at all, actually.

Cathy:I would take it.

Li Dailin:Coward.

Silvia:Hell yeah, pass it to me!

Mai:Well then offer it to literally anyone else. But I’d say no.

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Hart:48% of people would rather have the power to make people forget things than have a million dollars. Oh, god, that’s a supervillain power. No way you can do something good with this. Anything you do will have consequences-

Cathy:Use it on a loan shark.

Hart:Okay. Yeah. One good use. Nothing else good.

Cathy:Yeah there is.

Hart:No there isn’t! Anything you use this for will generate horrible things!

Li Dailin:Use it to forget about that time I tripped while drunk, absolutely ate shit on the pavement, and started crying.

Eleven:I wanna use it to forget Hollow Knight so I can replay it blind again!

Hart:Okay. 99.9% of uses. I’ll give you that.

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(doing a dramatized reading of a text message horror story)

Hyunwoo:”It’s so dark in here, it’s so scary!”

Isol:”Where are you?”

(They stare at the screen waiting for the messages to scroll.)

Isol:Holy shit, you’re taking so long to answer.

Hyunwoo:It’s because I’m so scared. “I’m in that dark road.”

Eleven:If it’s taking too long, start improvising!

Hyunwoo:Th... the one... that’s dark....

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Luke:You guys remember, right? Those pirated DVDs that are filming the movie theater screen, just a camera aimed right at it- well, not always right at it. Sometimes the corners were cut. And then they made fifty copies and sold it at a stand.

Sissela:That’s how I watched Avatar.

Rio:There’s a few heads in the way, and a person coughing, some sneezes. It’s beautiful. Sometimes a phone rings.

Sissela:It’s like art. People getting up... weird audio...

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Isol:Let me tell you, Eleven makes me so mad sometimes.

Isol:Whenever she sees a cat with a pink paw she’s like “aww it’s danone!” That doesn’t even make sense! It’s liquid! It’s food! What do you mean danone??

Hyunwoo:I think you’re getting angry at the tiniest thing ever.

Hyejin:Cats’ paws are made of yogurt, Isol.

Isol:She didn’t say yogurt. She named the brand. The ENTIRE BRAND is the cat’s paw.

Hyejin:But cats are liquid.

Hyunwoo:Yeah, everyone knows that.

Isol:So are we, we’re mostly water.

Hyejin:No no, cats are the only liquid animal.

Isol:

Isol:Danone paws.

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(They watch an anti-drug ad; the teenager is on a phone call with his friends, named Skull and Chimney, while holding a bag of white powder as his father looks on in suspicion. The teenager passes by the father, rushing to leave. It then cuts away to him wall-climbing, using flour to keep his hands from slipping.)

Hyunwoo:Wait, why was he scared of his dad finding out about what he was doing? He didn’t even say he was just going wall-climbing.

Isol:Maybe his dad hates climbers. He knew Skull and Chimney were big on climbing and he thought “oh no, oh god, my son’s under bad influences, he’s gonna go wall-climbing”.

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Arda:Food. People eat it, they join certain elements of it together in other foods, certain traditions, certain cultures, advancing the food technology more and more, and people now have invented a way to classify different foods under the same umbrelllas. The cube rule of food classification. For when you need to discuss whether hot dogs are sandwiches.

Arda:If it’s loose, it’s salad. If there’s only something at the base, it’s toast. Under and over, it’s a sandwich. Sides and under, it’s a taco. All around, it’s sushi. If it’s only not covered at the top, it’s a quiche. Closed entirely, calzone. Three layers, it’s cake. So hotdogs are tacos.

Arda:A few more examples. Lasagna is classified under cake. Jelly rolls are sushi. Here we have a website giving out more examples, cuberule dot com. Under toast, the popular examples are pizza, nigiri sushi, and pumpkin pie, which is bent toast.

Adela:Surely pizzas are quiches?

Arda:No, it’s not surrounded by dough. There’s crust, but it’s not considered as a quiche.

Rozzi:Bean stews are salad.

Arda:Could be.

Adela:Now are salad wraps sushi?

Rozzi:Yes. And burritos.

Arda:Rozzi, who’s wrapping your burritos?

Luke:Sushi in a cup!

Arda:No.

Luke:Soup?

Arda:Hmmm. I think soup is a salad. Wet salad. Unless it’s in a bread bowl, then it’s quiche.

Rozzi:Are cookies toast?

Arda:I’m not sure. Cookies are usually a single base with things over it, so... most cookies would be toast. Popcorn is salad.

Rozzi:Sandwich cookies are sandwiches. At least something matches up.

Arda:Good segueway, next is sandwiches. Quesadilla, this... toast..... and this cake with a single layer of filling.

Nadine:What would a kibbeh be?

Luke:It doesn’t technically have filling, it’s all one whole thing. Would it be a salad? Or a calzone?

Arda:I believe it’s a salad, if it doesn’t have filling. But if you put something over it, it’s toast.

Rozzi:With the cheese filling it’s a calzone.

Adela:Are pipes sushi?

Arda:Yes, but we’re classifying food. Unless you’re eating the pipes, I suppose.

Sua:What would a popsicle be?

Luke:If it doesn’t have a filling.... I think it’s salad! Saying that felt so weird!

Arda:And here, bonus round of salad... Flan. I think that one’s debatable. With the syrup, I think it’s toast.

Nadine:Water.

Adela:That’s salad.

Arda:Oh, how interesting. They have nachos as a category in the website. A base enveloped in something?

Rozzi:That just sounds like a difficult calzone.

Arda:And under the examples, we have... salad. With crouton. Otherwise salad is salad. Lucky charms are also labeled as nachos. So popcorn isn’t salad.

Sua:What would be the difference between juice and soup?

Arda:According to the rules, they are one and the same.

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Nathapon:Are you okay? You look like you’re going to melt.

Jan:Oh, yeah, I have this thing where I’m allergic to a closed fist making contact with my eye, that’s why it’s bruised. I’ll be fine, though.

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Jan:Guys, my dog is bisexual.... She humps her cousin and also my arm...

Lenox:Ohh, my friend’s dog is like that. She gets Murphy, she gets the plushies, even other female dogs.

Jan:Well, good for her. Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Lenox:Haha, yeah. Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Jan:Apply apple apple apply apple.

Lenox:Appleppleply apple. You like apples?

(Jan’s booming laughter echoes through the room.)

Lenox:That’s how i segueway into flirting!

Jan:Really good segueway! Let’s pretend we’re on a date? I’m going to be Abraham.

Lenox:All right, Abraham.

Jan:But I think Abraham is an old-fashioned name, so my pals call me Vinny. Don’t ask why. Also, I’m a tiktoker. I do tiktok dances.

Arda:Oh, god.

JP:Yay, lore!

Lenox:All right. I’m gonna be an actress. But my name is still Lenox, you’ve got two names already, covering for both of us.

Arda:I’d like to be the waiter.

William:I’m the plant on the corner.

Jan:Cool. Hey, how’s it going!

Lenox:Hiya, how’s it going!

Jan:D’you pick a table already?

Lenox:Yeah, we can do the one I’m sitting on.

JP:I wanna be the kid crying on the background.

Jan:Sure, yeah, this one’s good. (JP starts fake-wailing like a baby) Is that your kid?

Lenox:Oh, no, god forbid. Are you interested in kids?

Jan:Oh, hell no.

Lenox:Agreed.

Jan:I’m a tiktoker.

Lenox:Yeah, ‘s why I wanted to go out with out. I love tiktok dances.

(Camilo goes to enter the room, but stands at the doorway.)

Lenox:I noticed you paint your nails, got long hair...

Jan:Yeah, yeah. Lemme ask, if it’s not too forward, I opened your tiktok profile, noticed you followed Victor Moglia. Are you interested in him?

Lenox:No, no. Been there, done that.

(Camilo starts looking increasingly more confused.)

Jan:Hey, wanna do a tiktok dance?

Lenox:Sure, sure! Now, while we wait for our food? (Arda mouths “what food” towards JP, who shrugs.)

Jan:Yeah, we can go on that corner! Which dance do you like?

Lenox:How about the WAP challenge?

Jan:Sounds good!

Silvia:(passes by) Hey, JP, send over the thing!

JP:Will do!

Camilo:Okay, I came back in the middle of this conversation. I’m so confused.

William:I’ve been confused for most of it.

Lenox:Why’re you guys confused?

Camilo:I went to the bathroom, and when I came back you started talking about tiktok and a guy with long hair who paints his nails! So I was confused!

Jan:I was a tiktoker.

William:Ah.