#source; smg3

[abyss-boxes]

“this user has smg4 fictives”

or alternatively, a blue one that says “this user is an smg4 fictive” and a purple one that says “this user is an smg3 fictive”?? /nf

[TEXT ID 1: “This user has SMG4 fictives”]

[TEXT ID 2/3: “This user is a SMG4 fictive”]

[TEXT ID 4/5: “This user is a SMG3 fictive”]

Hope you enjoy!! Wasn’t super sure what to do for the image but i hope these work?

REBLOGS OVER LIKES

Credit appreciated but not required !!

[gay-people-for-ever]

sleepin'

[shedemonandrea]

Cooked too early.

[theartistisme43]

SMG3 gets flabbergasted

[smg-69]

Mr Puzzles, to SMG3: You Hot Topic wannabe.

Mr Puzzles, to SMG4: And you blue gumball son of a bitch.

Mr Puzzles: You have done nothing but destroy my life, I hope you both die.

[sakuwura-meow-meow]

Spy momentttt colab with @0newaydream

[wolfmage553]

Axol has had it up to here with their bickering

SMG4 and SMG3: *Arguing*

Axol: *In the backseat*  Why don't you two cut the nonsense and get to the part where you admit your romantic feelings and sexual tension for one another?

SMG3: WOAH!

SMG4: You are way off base, Axol!

Axol: Oh, spare me, spare me, spare me!

*Axol turns to face SMG4*

Axol:  Yes, yes, he's a brute, I know. Probably reminds you of a bad relationship, and gosh, you'd really like a nice man to settle down with, but admit it, you're rather curious if the same spark you had in the igloo is still there.

*Axol turns to face SMG3*

Axol: And you. Ha! Well, you're just a big manbaby who'd rather act tough than show his true feelings because the last time you opened your heart, you got hurt! Owie.

*Axol switches his gaze between the two Super Meme Guardians*

Axol: And now, rather than admit these feelings, you're dancing around one another with this mind-numbing and frankly boorish courting ritual. So please, for my sake, either quit your bickering or pull over, go into a secluded part of the forest, and GET THIS TENSION OVER WITH ALREADY!

[coffie-coffieraptorstudios]

SMG3 has something very important to show you

[smg4bubbleverseau]

Tea-i-fication

SMG4: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water? Luigi: Y-You were putting it in cold water? SMG3: 4. Answer the question 4. SMG4: Yeah, I thought for like… 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. I didn't realise there was an actual reason. SMG3: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes? Niles: Why are you… putting it in the microwave… to boil it? SMG3: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove? Niles: It takes less than a minute! SMG3: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?? Niles: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?? SMG3: Like seven minutes! Niles: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat, it boils in like two minutes, less than that and you use a saucepan. SMG2: (Hysterically crying) You're putting the whole mug on the stove??? On medium heat??? Your stove is enchanted. SMG1: Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic. SMG0: (the only one to regularly make tea) DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE??

[snowwtrapped34]

“My ship took 7 years to become canon it had such a slow-burn Omggg 😭”

no no it didn’t no it fucking didn’t

[medacry]

yeah

[abyss-boxes]

the SMG4 system is baaacckk. /silly

could you do one for SMG3 fictives dating SMG4 fictives (and maybe vice versa)? that’d be cool.

[TEXT ID 1: “This SMG3 fictive is dating a SMG4 fictive”]

[TEXT ID 2: “This SMG4 fictive is dating a SMG4 fictive”]

Hope you enjoy!! Sorry they took so long ifkgkg

Credit appreciated but not required !!

REBLOGS OVER LIKES

[gay-people-for-ever]

well... more smg4

[shedemonandrea]

Barbecue sauce.

[theartistisme43]

SMG4! That’s not how you train!

[smg-69]

SMG3: I couldn’t sleep last night.

Tari: You know, when you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you!

SMG3: Who would be thinking about me at 3AM?

SMG4: *panics in gay*