#sources of ruby

[amelia-yap]

theyre so stupid help

[rwbybutincorrect]

Yang: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

Weiss:

Yang: It becomes daytrogen

Weiss: …I’m going to bed.

Yang: Good nitrogen

Blake: Sleep tightrogen

Ruby: Don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

[superiorsturgeon]

Gilded Rose/Wolf Ruby: Collar

Jaune: Ruby…? Why are you wearing a collar with Pyrrha’s name on it?

Ruby: Uhhhhhhh…

Ruby: …why aren’t you?

Jaune:

Jaune: *putting on a matching collar* You’re all right, Rose…! You’re all right!

Pyrrha: WE ARE IN PUBLIC!!! 🫣

[synthetichazard]

Kit is a certified waist grabber

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Mammon: "What could possibly go wrong?" Satan: (Deadpan) "You want the list alphabetically or chronologically?"

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

If Ozpin Taught Ruby Magic

Cinder: Well well well~ what will you do n-

Jaune: *Tackling her* RUBY HIT IT!

Ruby: Darkness Blacker than Black, and Darker than Dark-

Cinder: Huh?

Ruby: I beseech thee! Combine with my Deep Crimson!

Cinder, seeing sigils form beneath her feet: HUH!?!

Ruby: JUSTICE FALLEN UPON THE INFALLIBLE BOUNDARY! APPEAR NOW AS INTANGIBLE DISTORTIONS!

Cinder: WAITWAITWAIT-

Ruby: I DESIRE FOR A TORRENT OF POWER! A DESTRUCTIVE FORCE: ONE WITHOUT EQUAL! RETURN ALL CREATION TO CINDERS AND COME FROM THE ABYSS!

Cinder: NO-

Ruby:

EXPLOSION!!!

~~~~~

Salem: I wonder Cinder is handling her mission?

*BOOM*

Salem: *Clicks tongue* Ah.

[leorobotsworld]

Ruby: Merry Christmas, Pyrrha

Pyrrha: Merry Christmas, Ruby

Ruby/Pyrrha: I got you a Jaune

*Both of them show a paper wrapped Jaune*

Jaune: Hey

Jaune: Hi

Ruby/Pyrrha: Wow, just what I wanted

Ruby: ...

Ruby: Let's make them have sex

Pyrrha: *without hesitation* Yes

Jaune: *confused* What?

Jaune: *breaking free* Finally

[tupayapsina]

Weiss: I'd get mad, but I'm mildly attracted to you right now

Ruby: Just mildly?! I mean, now I'm getting mad!

[notmaplemable]

Best Bi

Jaune: We if all wear "Best Bi" shirts to Best Buy?

Pyrrha: So, people stop you because they think you work there?

Ruby: Exactly!

*Later at Best Buy*

Weiss: Hello, can you help me?

Ruby: Sorry, I don't work here. *Pulls Pyrrha and Jaune to her sides* I just fuck men and women.

Weiss: ...I'll find the camera section on my own.

[scythes-and-roses]

Ozpin: I've made her a huntress

Yang, gesturing to Ruby: You've ruined a perfectly good kid is what you've done. Look at it. It's got anxiety.

[ruins-of-tragedy]

Weiss: That guy wanted to buy you a drink.

Ruby: Really? But I already have a drink. Do you think he will buy me mozzarella sticks?

[mountain-dew-tickledpink]

Homura: can you back away from me? You’re making me claustrophobic.

Kyoko: what does claustrophobic mean?

Madoka: it means she’s afraid of Santa Claus

Homura: no it doesn’t!

Kyoko: ho ho ho!

Madoka: STOP IT KYOKO YOU’RE SCARING HER!!!

[rwbybutincorrect]

Ruby: *kicks the door down* WHAT DO YOU MEAN OSTRICHES CANT FLY????

Blake: Just wait ‘til you hear about penguins…

Ruby:

Ruby: MY PENGOOS?????

[superiorsturgeon]

I’m amused by platonic Dragonslayer, because I imagine them geeking out over the same stupid nerd shit.

Yang: *bursts through the door* JAUNE!!!! The new Skyfire Cycle book is out!!!

Jaune: *jumps up* NO WAY?!?! We gotta go get in line before they sell out!!!

Ruby: Those cheesy fantasy books? Since when do you guys read those?

Yang: We both started reading them back at Beacon and we bonded over them. Watch this…!

Yang: *turns to Jaune* Favorite moment in the series? 👉😀👉

Yang/Jaune: *in unison* The Summoning of Balacastro! 🤩

Jaune: Second favorite? 👈😀👈

Yang/Jaune: *in unison again* The Scarlet Feast! 🤩

Yang: Third favorite? 👉😀👉

Yang/Jaune: *in unison yet again* When you thought Ka’lar had been swallowed by the Norolith, but had just switched armor with Samling the Betrayer in the Battle of Vorcastle! 🤓

Yang/Jaune: *laughing together and high-fiving* 😆

Jaune: FOURTH FAVORITE-👈😀👈

Weiss: *interrupting* Three times was plenty! 😓

Blake: So was zero! 😑

[craziechwiv]

Saphron: So, you all like my little brother, is that right?

RWBY + NPN: ...

Saphron: Well, I don't blame you guys. He does household chores, cooks fairly well, even gives good massages. The girl that gets him will be very lucky.

So, you want him or not?

RWBY + NPN: HE'S FOR SALE?!

Saphron: Like hell I would, dopes.

[textpostmemespksp]

Meme #797 Happy Minecraft day! ⛏ ⚔

(Image description in ALT text, some of original images below the cut! I ran out of space for some of them but I put the ones that I didn't block that bad.) 

In honor of the release date of minecraft, I compiled several posts by various Minecraft youtubers I watch. Enjoy.

If you think this needs a content warning, please say so politely and we will do our best to change it!