#sparklings for everyone!

[processordamage]

“Ratchet: also carrying?”

“Yea-up. Wait, also?”

Soundwave flashed a heart and a picture of a cassette tape on his visor.

[spoopdeedoop]

WYD WHEN MY GANG PULL UP !!!

[egophiliac]

So,I read silver's relaxation vigente and now I'm sad for the poor boy. If lilia broke up silver's curse why is it acting so strongly on him?

to be fair, the chronological placement of his birthday story just doesn't make any sense in general. like, it can only really take place during his second year, since Ace and Malleus are both there...yet we have seen pretty definitively what Silver was doing on the evening before/morning of his 18th birthday, and it was very much NOT his history homework. this myth?

jk jk I think it's just one of those card stories that's meant to be more...perpendicular to canon, if that makes sense? 😅 like a lot of them aren't really supposed to fit into a specific point in the timeline; instead all the characters and relationships tend to be somewhere vaguely post-episode 1 (occasionally with a bonus post-6 Ortho) except Yuu is already friends with everyone and nobody is surprised to hear them call Malleus Tsunotarou.

mostly they can get away with it, but it starts getting a bit weird with the cards that are supposed to be set at specific times. :T for those I think you gotta just kind of suspend your disbelief and take 'em as, like...little what-if AUs, or something like that! it's not exactly not canon, but more like. this is Silver's birthday if none of the narrative development happened and so his curse is still in effect, or something. 🤷 uhhhh basically Twst's timeline is an eldritch thing that cannot be perceived by mortal eyes, to try will lead to nothing but suffering, down this path dwells only madness.

that said I do 100% accept the presented canon that Silver's roommate is in eternal torment. this is the real victim of Twst right here.

[cherubheartz]

another doodle dump ponypost!!!

[bixels]

I watched the original Muppets movies recently.

[setacin]

here in parkour civilization EVERYONE sparkles on for wednesdays

[ink-ghoul]

Is it possible for a list of all the artimators? :3

Yes sirrrr!! 🫡

Do you love the color of the artimator?

Kare | @karetyto

Cherri | @cherrifire

Tibby | @tibby-art

Phil | @aresonist

Zera | @hopepetal

Leo | @seawaveleo

Maruu | @xmaruu11

Doody | @kitsuneisi

Mayloony | @mayloony

Sylve | @sylve17

Hawper | @hawper

Cedar | @cornercritter

Cactuu | @cactuupng

Peregrine | @milkypiggybeans

Hoffen | @ink-ghoul

Kaze | @kazehita

Marbles | @marblegroves

Eydi | @eydilily

Jas | @isjasz

KingTheGhast | @kingtheghast

Kore | @terracottakore

Shai | @noxlotl

E | @wassup-its-e

Froag | @mrfroag

Coy | @thatcoyperson

Julia | @cocoabats

Elle | @periwinklemoonlight

Alex | @leafcakes-underscore

Shep | @shepscapades

Zeph | @grainjew

Myra | @myrathefarmer

Lew | @driflew

West | @evenmoreevil

Bee | @applestruda

Roti | @rotibasie

Acorn | Acqrn

Local | @localwheel

Melloz | @mellozheist

DropsterR | DropsterR

Anvil | EvilAnvil

Drawlistics | Drawlistics

Random Apple | @randomapplekey

Rusty | @rusty-courage

Clo | @clopiya

Berry | @berrysquared

Persefida | @persefida

Krash | @krashlite

Reilios | @reilios

Alice | @deathricedrawn

Chris | @chrisrin

Wen | Fancywen

Jonny | @sixteenth-days

Nox | @vesperionnox

Bax | @vexdraticc

Hex | @heavyhandedhex

Jinx | @jinxitaj

Mochi | @mochiwrites

CC | DrawnbyCC

Ghostfoam | @ghstfoam

Ann | @itsoddissey

Messier | @messiergalaxy31

Middy | @starlightsruby

Anpan | @anpanbun

Peanut | @peanutbutter255

Spiderziege | @spiderziege

Dragon | @dragonheart2497

Eirian | @kunehokki

Which one?

[degenerateshinji]

remembered to do this finally

[confusedmothboy]

MISTER KRABS!! I HAVE AN IDEEAAAAAA!!!!

once im done with my rewrite i MIGHT turn this into an au

[starcurtain]

Even leaving aside the obvious ship bait here, this is one of the best examples of character comedy Hoyo has posted in a long time.

The fact that Jade sends Aventurine a bunch of rocks just knowing that his incredible luck will allow him to suss out, without even cutting the stones, exactly which ones are worth processing is funny as hell.

The fact that Aventurine is actually able to answer and picks out the rocks that contain high value jade without hesitation is absolutely hilarious.

Bro is out here using his blessing from a goddess to play blind-box prize games. This is like finding out X-Men's Professor X uses his telepathy to order pizza.

Do you think people ever call Aventurine like "Hey man, is my new relationship going to work out?"

And Aventurine's just over here as the divination champion of Pier Point going "Signs point to no, friend. The vibes are just rancid. Abandon ship ASAP."

And then he trips over his catcake and eats shit because he didn't see it coming.

[motherdanger]

fairy goremother says when the clock strikes midnight on the 7th day, you have to switch, no exceptions

[sun--bun]

made myself laugh way to hard after getting to new ephemera

i did this instead of sleeping :)

[starscream-is-my-wife]

https://www.tumblr.com/mckitterick/656710429731635200

Ohhh if the babies are little electric beings when young what if parents had carriers for the babies like that

Put babies in the fish tube

I think Starscream would use something like that, from what I remember the sparklings would hide in the plating of their parents until they get older cause they’re so small and squishy, but Starscream has missiles under his boobs, so when the sparkling is burrowing under his armor he’s like ���damn I have to find some way to keep this thing from blowing us both up.’ Megatron has a black hole in him, he knows sparklings don’t go deep enough to reach internal weaponry like that, this is mostly so he won’t get toooo attached

Megatron would probably be offended at it at first but keeping something under your armor 24/7 is gonna get annoying so he ends up using it lmao

Starscream instinctively finds his ‘mate’ and baby gifts even if he doesn’t realize it, like that one eagle who keeps on flying huge sticks into his mates face

[agendratum]

жук 🪲

[cephalosaur]

For if you remain silent at this time, relief and deliverance for the Jews will arise from another place, but you and your father’s family will perish. And who knows but that you have come to your royal position for such a time as this?” Esther 4:14

We've gone from "prophesizing someone's future of power at a young age" to "someone suddenly getting put into a position of power to save a group of people"

[crabboytahomaru]

I NEED a crack fic about Mydei Argenti brothers