#spock and mcoy

[daftmooncretin]

finishing TOS and starting TNG makes me feel like those women whose husbands died in the war so they were forced to remarry out of necessity but remain haunted by guilt for moving on and still dwell on the memories of their time together except instead of a husband its kirk and spock and the memories are scotty being accused of murdering a belly dancer and spock getting his alpha rut heat

[rainpelt25]

Valentines day on the enterprise!!!

Finally finished this oh my god but it's worth it I love anything with these guys being a big family

And then some more silliness in the form of random doodles idk I wanted to draw kirk like some sorta valentines cowboy,, also bridge crew but a ship!!!! We need more of that as a society methinks

[dax-withlove]

girlboss gaslight gatekeep

Can’t explain it but they’re really cunty in this photo

[gaykarstaagforever]

I just had a wild idea about Trek. And it's probably one other people have already had. But I'm antisocial so if this is an established facet of the fandom, I am not aware of it.

Humans in Trek are more progressive to an apparent biological degree, right? So things like bigotry and greed and sexual hang-ups are stuff from their ancient past. But the shows are intended for us primitive 20th / 21st century chuds. So they don't show us a lot of stuff, because even as contemporary progressives, we aren't going to be able to handle a lot of this transcendent post-WWIII Enlightenment stuff, especially as it applies to sex and romance and gender. Also, they've cured or can effectively treat most / all traditional Earth diseases. And no doubt also have virtually side effect-free, totally effective birth control, and no gendered cultural issues about both sexes using it (or people getting abortions if all else fails. Or maybe even beaming the fetal cells out of a womb and into an artificial one, if someone wants to adopt it.)

You may have already guessed where I'm going with this.

What if these people are fucking like bonobos, all the time, and we just don't see it? What if that's our unique Earth-species thing, that we're the big-brained casual sex monkeys? What if that's what we're known for, as a member of the Federation?

Like, the crew gets off shift and immediately gets naked, and everyone is doing everyone. And because they separate sex from romance, it has zero weird impact on their working relationships. Like, it's just exercise, maybe a team-building thing?

Like, Kirk is off duty at the same time as MCoy and Chekov, and they casually meet up and everyone gets everyone off. And it means basically nothing after they go back to quarters. And maybe the reason McCoy is so hostile to Spock all the time is because the Vulcans, with their repressed emotions thing and breeding cycle, don't do sex like this. So McCoy is constantly sexually tense with him, because so far, Spock won't engage with the standard crew ass-play. And Kirk is nicer about it, just quietly waiting him out, hoping some day to win him over.

Like, it's the equivalent of the poker game in TNG. Orgies are just another thing everyone does. Love and romance are separate, and they still take those seriously, and some people are straight and emotionally monogamous and bad at that aspect. But that's a totally separate thing.

Like, both Barclay and Geordi are getting laid 8 times a week on the Enterprise, they're just bad at romance and creep everyone out. Both Crusher and Troi have eagerly fucked Barclay tons of times, but would never "date" him, and he wishes they would and does the fantasy holodeck stuff.

Picard and Crusher go at it non-stop. But emotionally, they aren't sure if they want to love eachother.

Riker, perhaps a more prolific sex-haver, has had sex with literally everyone on the ship. Except maybe Worf, because Klingons are still conservative about all this? And Data, who has the same issue with free sex that he has with emotions in general. Riker only falls for the Minuet hologram specifically because she's not a usual wet hole, it's different and interesting to him at this point. But he and Troi being in love is a totally sequestered thing from all this sex. She's also fucking tons of people.

DS9 gets interesting, because so many of them are aliens who no doubt have different ways of doing sex. But the Bajorans seem very humanlike, so maybe Sisko and Kira both had sex with Winn when she first arrived. And the Trill seem pretty open, so Dax is probably like Riker and has made the rounds. The romance part is still the big thing they all have to sort out, which is all we see, which is why it comes across as 1940s morality to us.

...Obviously the Ferengi are sexist, so they're probably pretty repressed. Or maybe their "men" just pay eachother for sex all the time? They don't show us this, so it's possible.

OBVIOUSLY CHILDREN ARE NOT INVOLVED IN THIS. And they have careful moral rules about emotional age differences. So Wesley and Nog and Jake are out of this loop, unless it's with people their own age, or they turn 22 and can handle this. And that's why Jake's dating situation that time was exceptional.

This is fun to think about, how these people may inhabit a day-to-day world we have never seen, just like how they apparently interact with crazy non-humanoid aliens all the time that the shows largely haven't shown us

...And what kind of sex toys and techniques do these people have, given their technology? The kinky things you can do with transporters and replicators and holograms... It gives Quark's holosuites a dimension we cannot even fathom.

I naturally assume the Cardassians are basically 1950s humans about sex. That genocidal imperial impulse probably partly comes from them not being allowed to have crazy skull-faced monster men sex with their bros.

I don't know about Klingons. Their sex is physically dangerous. They're probably a bit more picky about who they let break their ribs. But the pain of that is also probably necessary to them getting off, and maybe a Klingon blood-brother is a guy you have been inside / has been inside you. A good bonding experience.

[bunny-nivison]

characters I'll write for

the burrow || masterlist

>> content creators

chuckle sandwich

## ted nivison, jschlatt, charlie slimecicle

>> games

detroit become human

## connor, kara, hank, markus, nines, gavin

stardew valley

## harvey, shane, sebastian, emily, maru

>> tv / movies

mcu

## loki, mobius, matt murdock, spiderman / peter parker (tom holland / andrew garfield)

doctor who

## tenth doctor

star trek

## pavel chekov, james kirk, spock, scotty, leonard mcoy

good omens

## azirephale, crowley

criminal minds

## spencer reid, emily prentiss, aaron hotchner

x-files

## dana scully, fox mulder

ninjago

## zane, nya, kai, cole, jay, llyod

(yes I copied this from my main blog.. I'm lazy-)

[harvsboy]

who I'll write for

the hub || masterlist

my favorite to write for are highlighted pink

>> content creators

chuckle sandwich

## ted nivison, jschlatt, charlie slimecicle

>> games

detroit become human

## connor, kara, hank, markus, nines, gavin

stardew valley

## harvey, sam, sebastian, leah, haley, maru

>> tv / movies

mcu

## loki, mobius, matt murdock, spiderman / peter parker (tom holland / andrew garfield)

doctor who

## tenth doctor

star trek

## pavel chekov, james kirk, spock, scotty, leonard mcoy

good omens

## azirephale, crowley

criminal minds

## spencer reid, emily prentiss, aaron hotchner

x-files

## dana scully, fox mulder

ninjago

## zane, nya, kai, cole, jay, llyod

[masqueradedancer]

Kirk and spock are in an interview. The interviewer is like -oh congrats captain kirk on your promotion to admiral bla bla bla and then congrats on winning sexiest single in star fleet!. Kirk is like wait, wait, wait....Starfleet doesnt know ive been married to spock for ten years...

And he looks at Spock and hes like but you told admiral Archer! And Spock is like ''ah, perhaps he did not understand the significance of the vulcan ceremony.'' And they adopted a child together but starfleet thought they were just being modern and helping repopulate vulcan!

And Mcoy is in the background like, I thought you were being discreet about it, cus vulcans are all private???

And its just like Kirk being like WTF Spock?! And spock just turns to mcoy and contritely asks if he can sleep on his couch.

[poundinghead100]

kiek just realised that spock was a sissy faggot and was fucking Dr mcoy,he was sooo fucking jealous,he wanted to be the girl in the relationship!!!

when a character has a shirtless scene and they have washboard abs and no sign of any belly fat not even a little bit

[trekkie-lkm-archive]

Info: Prompt: McCoy/Chekov dubcon or noncon. Chekov is all 'I has vodka!' and tries to outdrink MCoy, leading to them both totally smashed and McCoy taking advantage of a barely concious chekov. McCoy is crazy guilty in the morning and Chekov is convinced its his own fault.

Bonus adoration if someone (Spock, Kirk, Sulu?) finds out and goes apeshit. (thread)

Fill: 1/1

Author: hihielmo

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[daftmooncretin]

so i love always sunny and am bad at photoshop

[rickybutlersays]

some serotonin from Twilight's End by Jerry Oltion

[star-trek-shallot]

*Jim is trying to open a carton of yogurt*

Spock: Having a hard time opening that?

Jim: Yeah, this yogurt is being a total dickhead.

Spock: ...Where did you get that from?

Bones, from behind him: From the replicator, you dickhead.

[macbethlives]

mcoy and spock call kirk jim a lot too an i'm realizing that that would never happen on voyager. kathryn janeway is too concerned about being The Perfect Captain to let people be her friend but kirk so obviously does not have the same concern its a stark difference i like it

i like how the original series crewmembers just talk like friends most of the time. sulu's about to freeze to death and he's joking around with kirk its very human and lovely. not something i see happening in voyager or next gen as much i don't know how to explain it.

[soupforsoup]

Look-

So I'm literally in love with the entire Star Trek movie trilogy and I've really gotten into the whole culture of Star Trek, BUT, I've never seen Tos. I know I should and do want to but I tried watching "The Man Trap", got fifteen minutes in, and was like "what the fuck am I looking at".

[trek-tracks]

he comin

[rainpelt25]

BEGGING star trek fic writers to do more non romantic reader inserts.....pls....I just wanna play a little tune with spock or get bandaged up by mcoy,,, can't you give that to a sadddd little boy down on his luck............also willing to exchange art for a fic request I am DESPERATE