#squidds thoughts

[squiddskipp]

FUCKING FINALLY

only boss ive had to quit the game and legit come back the next day for so far

[lifesteal-headcanons]

Hello everyone, I'm sorry it's been a while. I think a month? My mom hasn't been caught up with the story of Lifesteal and has been using his time resting to do so. As an apology, he has thought of two headcanons!

1. Jumperwho is the type of girl to want a big summer romance, but whenever one of her crushes liked her back, it never felt right. Therefore, she was off to choose the new boy to crush on!

She was, indeed, shocked when Vitalasy informed her that that isn't how crushes work. She is still yet to learn what Comphet is (And I am too, because what does my mom mean by that isn't how it works? Mom, what do you know that I do not? What is Aromantic?).

2. Similarly to the Branzy situation, this headcanon was about someone called Squiddo, but my mom used masculine and feminine words on them. Again, I will be using They/Them, just as I did for Branzy. He did say he wasn't sure if this one was fully a headcanon or not, but only because he hasn't watched all of Squiddo's point of view.

The Squiddo present on Lifesteal is aware of the Squiddo present in their usual content. In fact, they are both aware of each other despite never meeting the other. They have dubbed themselves Lifesteal Squiddo and Channel Squiddo, or Squidd and Doe. They are separate beings, but despite this, still share feelings and emotions. In a way, they are linked. If one is upset, the other is too. Together, they are Squiddo.

This leads to many issues for Squidd when it comes to people, and they only noticed that when it came to their Ashswag. They originally thought that this Ash, the one they found on Lifesteal, was like them. They thought he would recognise them, the same way they recognised him. He did not. Instead, they had to deal with seeing this man, someone they knew, deep down, was not the Ash they cared for, and not the Ash their other half was friends with. To this Ashswag, they were a stranger.

When they eventually became friends, it was awkward at first. But, due to the sheer wildness of the events on the server, when Squidd finally opened up to Ash and talked to him about it all, he couldn't have cared less. He didn't care whether Squidd literally knew him in another reality or if they had just mistaken him for someone they knew; he was happy to be able to share this part of his life with them, even if he knew it was temporary.

I don't know much about Squiddo and Ash, but I adore how my mom writes their friendship, so I adore them. He did ask for me to apologise on his behalf about not sending anything in recently. He promises he'll try his hardest to think of some things, he has just been focused on resting!

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[dressycobra7]

@swirly-lemonade @ghosts-cant-die-twice @cherry-blossom-consumer @glitchy-squidd yall 🤭

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my silly rabbit 🐇🐇🐇

[proxylynn]

https://www.tumblr.com/glitchy-squidd/744433388159713280/oh-he-just-adores-you

Springtrap adores you 😁

[*pulls my gumbo-sized Sun and Moon plushies closer* Begon killer bunny man thought!]

[squiddskipp]

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[squids-off-the-hive]

Question for OP:

Since they have assorted animal companions and come from a medieval setting, does Lotusen qualify as Disney royalty? ;)

The Disney Princess (tm) Checklist:

❌ Magical Hair

✅ Magical Hands

✅ Talking Animals

✅ Poisoned

✅ Cursed

❌ Kidnapped/Enslaved (Almost)

Squidd narrating first panel: By Wreck It Ralph standards...yes, Lotusen is.

Lotusen speaking second panel: Don’t you fucking dare.

Squidd second panel: *au idea*

[saturntheocto]

Nintendo direct splatoon 3 paid dlc Over view

Ok ok okayy, my overview might not be the same as others because i did not play the first game, so i will not find the nostalgia of it the same.

HOLLYYYY SHITTT!!!!

Okay so there is ALLOT to unpack here.

I will be starting with wave one of the DLC: Inkopolis

Then move to wave two: Side Order

Soo, inkopolis is back! You can now experience this nostalgic city on your Nintendo switch! There’s not much to unpack other than a few things

Lets start with probably (almost) everyone’s favorite news,

SHELDON HAS BEEN REPLACED BY THESE GUYS!!

I know there are some Sheldon fans out there but im pretty sure we can agree that its nice to have a change of a shopkeeper that has beeen the same since the first game. Makes sense canonically to how would Sheldon be able to run two shops in two separate city’s at the same time.

There also this guy:

He honestly looks terrifying, like this is something I would find climbing out of my little sister’s closet.

SQUIDD SISTERS ARE BACK IN THEIR PREFORMING DAYS!!

they said splatfests work the same here and that squid sisters will preform during splatfests. Im not sure what that means considering there are three teams and only two squid sisters, judging by this shot im starting to wonder if the zapfish represents the third team lol.

Another thing im wondering is if we will be able to go to octo valley in inkopolis, i dont see why not but it also seems very likely that we wont be able to, the only part of this expansion that contains story looks to be wave two but i could be completely wrong.

Okay next up we have wave two: side order

At firs5t glance this looks like a compleatly normal octoling in a strange white area. But if we take a closer look, this octoling appears to be agent eight? The promo hairstyle is the same and the outfit looks similar.

If we take another good look, their skin color appear to be the same as well.

Now unfourtunatly there is zero sign of agent four. Wait- what’s this?:

Another thing that happens when we take a good look is we can see that this ‘strange white place’ is actually SPLATOON 2’S INKOPOLIS

FOUR WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?!?

sadly we cannot assume that this is the doings of agent 4, but knowing that Nintendo likes to listen to their fans, we will likely be getting four back in this DLC.

Now what could have happened here?

Well, first off lets start with the pictures flashing across the screen during this scene.

Okay so first off we have uh- strange lights? I dunno theres not realy much to make of this picture

Next up is some kind of room. Now at first i thought this was an elevator or something. And i might be right, but it also might be a containment chamber according to the next pictures

Next we got some kind of fight science or something- i really dont know the only thing that caught my eye was the blue and green thing behind out octo friend that made me say: “SANITIZED OCTO” for some reason lol. But ig it looks like out octo is fighting someone with orange ink… FOUR???(hj)

Okayyyy now this im going to call hand, because uhh hand?or atleast thats what I thought at first, but now its starting to look like a cepholapod? The floor seems really reflective and we can see… AN INKLING?? HOLLY SHIT FOUR PLEASEEE TELL ME ITS YOU IM GOING TO EXPLODE. This inkling looks a bit.. difirent though,, its hard to see their ink color but it looks like a bit of a brownish color like the octo. Another thing that is off about this squid is its a normaly long arms, im not the only one seeIng how long their fucking arms are right?

uh void,, Thing?there are a bunch of spikes and out fave octo friend chillin in the center of it all. There seems to be a reoccurring theme of black and white even though splatoon is a colorful game.

Ooo glitchy marina! This one dosent have allot of info other than shes in her old outfit or the took her orange jacket off but it sure would make an awesome wallpaper!

this one seems to be of our octo buddy looking into glass. Now one of two things could be happening here.. or both, 1: this octo just came into existence and is seeing their own face for the first time, or 2: their looking at something out the window. Thwew is another person in the background as we can see a black shoe in the top left corner

I dont even fucking know what this is but it reminds me of those stress toys with the colored balls inside them that you try to push in

now THOSE are some LONG ASS TENTACLES. This seems to be another elevator of some sort, or just a big door. It seems to be surounded by plants and collums to.

This honestly looks like a splatoon 2 hero mode stage on anistetics (/pos). Our lil octo guy seems to be in the middle of it

what the fuck do i even call this?? It’s just s blur of gray back and white.

We got pearl in the fucked up inkopolis. Y’know, maybe we fell over and shes helpin us up :) this also explains her huge jacket because it must be freezing out there lol

This looks like something from breath of the wild. But the longer i look at it, the more it looks like a stegosaurus. That red pupil is scary tho ngl

now the ink may look back and a bit of red ink. But what if thats orange ink? Honestly im trying to find anny excuse i have to say agent 4 is back. But this placer looks strange, there is white plants everywhere and the pillars a weird.

That’s fucking bright. but the ink color is starting to look closer and closer to agent eight’s ink color

this reminds me of the splatoon2 hero mode art with all the octo weapons and callie at the top and four at the bottom of all of it and i feeling the refirence. I dont have the time to turn up the brightness right now but i will later and i will let you guys know what i find

Okay now were really getting close to agent eight’s hair color. This is most likely agent eight like there is almost no denial

oh shit now there are two of them. One of them looks like their saying something to the other. There is also a massive difference in brightness which is strange. Also where are they? This place looks strange with stuff just everywhere.

i cant add more so the last two will be in a rb of this

[sanitizarium]

im having so many fucjing Thoughts. about Squidds. amnd Octpous.

[dressycobra7]

@glitchy-squidd @noctovania thought u guys would like this

ennard

[squiddskipp]

important question

[squiddskipp]

A pilot called Enigma and their mech called Amigara Fault

[squiddskipp]

why is Shayne Topp telling me to bet on basketball games

[squiddskipp]

you know that shape? the four-pointed star with the swoopys? that diamond with the curves shape? yeah that shape. thats probably one of the best shapes dont ya think? I certainly do✨

[squiddskipp]

you know those blogs that are like really long drawn out elaborate like fakes but are really convincing and funny? the kind that end up in a strange aeons video? i wish i could make one, but i don think im insane enough to, like obviously the people behind those blogs arent as insane as the personas of the blogs but you do have to be a little nutso to commit to the bit as hard as some of them. good for them tho more power to 'em

[squiddskipp]

sleepin nakey with my booty cheeks hanging out of the covers over the side of the bed ready for the ghosties

[dressycobra7]

@fnafmybeloved @sillystanleystuff @phoenixdaneko @insidiousclouds @noctovania

@alola03 @cherry-blossom-consumer @glitchy-squidd @ghosts-cant-die-twice thought u guys would like this so here u go

10 years at Freddys