#stawp…

[skyrigel]

Simon is the guy who does it.

By it, let's just say every silly thing you get upto everytime of every beautiful day of his life — He signed up for you, with you.

You think you will scare away your guard dog by jumping out from behind the door with a cheap mask on ??

Of Course no lol. Simon stood there still with the same neutral expression as before, then tugged you under his bicep and kissed the top of your head. “Very scary.” he said smugly before catching your disappointment in the act once he removed the mask.

And Simon would rather choke on these crisps then discourage your silly ways.

Simon put the mask back on you after getting all the messed up hair out from your comical frozen face, lips curled in a downward parabola and walked back steps just like he had come in with the bowl of crisp in one hand, and waved you to take position as well. So when you screamed out and Simon shrieked from the bottom of his chest, throwing off the bowl and cowering on his knees while clutching his heart — acting one step above from many hallmark movies.

“Oh my god !” Simon said breathlessly, his lips unable to tug away the simple smile which bloomed out inevitably, “You bloody scared me shitless, you silly daft !”

You removed the mask with a satisfied grin. “Scared you ?! Didn't I ?”

“Oohhh, very scary.” Simon smiled, reaching out his hand for you to pull him up but instead pulling you onto his lap and snaking an arm around your waist. “Teach me how to be this scary, lovie.”

“I might out a tip of two” You winked at him.

“My hero.” Simon whispered, kissing you sweetly on lips.

Masterlist

[kaontic]

Ugh the movements of these bucketheads 😫

[misty-memories09]

uhm just read the new chapter of the webtoon, same images guys, it's the same.

Upset that they removed Kdj crying infront of Yjh scene man, let these two idiots show more emotion 😾

[cl0wnstuff]

my favourite part of every fic is when harry and draco sleep together <3

[99pm-e]

>:T

[1v31182m5]

Lord Shen on the trip to find a new country to stay at after getting banished from China stop 1: Ottoman Empire

[kini-luv]

BEE.

Cr: Dorkydoodoo

[bizrreparallax]

god i wish there was more fan content of them (not even rlly in a romantic way just in general) their relationship is giving me brainworms and it feels like the pool of fics/fan content about them specifically is so shallow….. cries

[skyrigel]

Omg stawp🤧I’m glad they made you happy 🥹💖 I need sweetheart simon rn😩🌸

“Siiiiiiii-monnnnnn! I am tireeddddd” You slurred and giggled at how horrible it sounded, Simon just rolled his eyes fondly before grabbing your purse and standing up.

“tis’ past Mrs. Riley's bedtime.” He said smugly, snatching away the drink you almost got your hands on, Gaz drank it instead.

“Sleep well Mrs.Riley !” Soap raised his glass, wiggling his eyebrows the way Ghost hated.

“Tread carefully, he's not liking it.” Price admitted, clapping an arm around Soap, watching dizzily at the whole affair.

“But you just started !”

Simon pulled you closer to him.

“She has work tommorow and will wake up all grumpy and moody, while I love her—”

“There are children here.” Soap stated, smirking at Price who flashed him the bird.

“—like that but she's not gonna like being mean at her job, my ray of sunshine and I love meanie her—”

“You guys should really get a room.” Gaz dodged the glare Simon shooted.

“fuck it, let's go love.”

Ignoring them all, while you waved sloppily at them, like there would be no tommorow and John equally matching your freak.

Simon practically carried you out of the bar, one hand holding your high heels and sling bag while other wrapped around your waist.

“Baby, can we dance ?” You wiggled out and would have smashed your head if it weren't Simon who held you against him.

“Aren't you tired cupcake ?” He suggested, opening the car door and tossing in your belongings before clasping both of your hands in his veing big ones.

“Yeah. Right.” You blinked, then beamed, “But let's dance !” you added pulling him.

Simon shrugged, watching you with his fond head tilt, the one he had only for you.

“If you dance with me —” You lowered your voice to a whisper, cupping his face, “—I'll marry you.”

Simon's lips quirked, his lower voice tone was rapsier and more sexy, “Would ave’ take ya’ offer but am already married.”

He flashed his wedding band to you, taking in the frown you immediately descended in.

You blinked more and then looked at your hand, cupping his rough face.

“Same same.” You murmured, His cheeks flushed, nodding along, “samesame” He chimed, then.

“What a coincidence.” Simon blushed.

“Dance with me tonight.” You pouted, staring up from your mascara stained lashes.

“Wouldn’t ya’ husband mind ?”

“Wouldn’t my husband mind ?” You repeated, drunkish and everything mingled, like a spectrum, high and low all along.

“I don't think so.” He grinned, taking your fingers and bringing them on top of your head, twirling you once.

“Your wifey lovely ?” You asked, feeling giddy by the second twirl.

“Very.” Simon smiled, kissing your forehead.

Masterlist

[fairylando]

i think this don't blink might have just changed my life, not to be dramatic about it...

[re-colligere]

hyeah iummm sorry I've gotta flush out all the mushiness out of my system. you know how it is. it's whateva

[robotpiez]

okay BYE WHAT

[channelslam]

carlos… how many layers do you have on 😅😭

[not-a-lame-llama]

Dear Tumblr & Pinterest,

please please 🙏 pleaseeeeeee pwetty 🥺 pwetty pinkie pie 🛐 pleaseeeeeeeeeeee 😭 please please please STOP updating. ☹️ I will cry. I loved your icons and font sizes and shit as they were. stop it.

Thank you for hearing me out 🙏

[gaydexvocaloid]

YEAH LITERALKY. DUDE TONESHIFT AND TENSION IS SO MESSED UP NOWWWW i literally use rlly high tension all the time so low and behold when i tried my projects that i was planning on rendering on sv2 suddenly the voicebank turns into a Loud Ear piercing Bee 😭 it hurt so bad i was Not expecting it at all. & I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THE STUFF ABT KOREAN WHATTT THATS SO BAD ACTUALLY…… && YESSS I HAGENT TRIED MAI 2 YET BUT IVE SEEN A LOt GOOD ABT HER!!! rlly happy we chose mai 2 as the free vb aAaa she’s finally getting her spotlight..

&& Yeah oh my god dude it just . ruins my tuning so bad. i have to set the AI to rigid and 0 vibrato but even then it’s still messing w it. like it’s better, but still not great. idk what i’m gonna do abt that ima be fr! i guess try fix everything . gonna take forever but . ig theres no other option unless they add manual back ( copium )

uni is actually beautiful though, her vocal modes ( tho i haven’t tried them all ) sound amazing and VERY effective, she wasn’t buggy at all and handled diff things super well.. && LIKE MIKI IS GOOD TOO BUT!!.. i kind of expected more. some of her vocal modes are just. Pretty bad i’m not gonna lie. i only like abt 4 of her vms and the rest are pretty meh.. and her range is. Not great…. which sucks cuz i was rlly looking forward to using her but she seems so limited!.. i hope an update can maybe fix some of the issues i have with her, cuz i Love her voice, it’s just the way her vb is executed isn’t amazing.. i would’ve loved if she had an actual power vm, but it seems none of her vms actually seem like a power vm..

also ryo 2 deadass drop dead gorgeous. served and left no crumbs. srsly he’s amazing. i haven’t tried all the sv2 vbs i own yet but by FAR he’s the best from sv1.. yuma is… idk. in some things, he sounds nice, in others, not. so much. very mixed .. and yi xi bro i love her heavier accent but again the pitch just ruins it for me and it’s so hard to get the pitch to comply w what i want bc of the heavy AI auto tune…… aAaaaaaa

i genuinely can’t put into words how i feel abt sv2 rn. Just… this is kevin 2 .

[sodiumpop]

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